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QueenOfTheEyesores
Sep 12, 2008


So I have a friend who has recently begun to strip at a club in MA. She's only done it once, on a whim, but she's planning on returning soon-the money's just too good.
My question for you, goons, is: what should her stripper name be? The first time she went she chose Hayley because the DJ suggested it, but she's looking for a better one.
Sidenote: she is a redhead, about 5'7, average/thin build. She's not looking for anything tacky or hardcore, although I know most of you are going to post absolutely ridiculous suggestions. If your name is chosen, I will update with how it gets received on the stage.
so GO GO GO!

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minya
Sep 7, 2004

SUN RA WAS HERE IN HIS ELEMENT
he invited me back for a ride


Branda Lasseter

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006


Johnathan

minya
Sep 7, 2004

SUN RA WAS HERE IN HIS ELEMENT
he invited me back for a ride


Chostity Suallo

minya
Sep 7, 2004

SUN RA WAS HERE IN HIS ELEMENT
he invited me back for a ride


Ima Dancemore

Bolkovr
Apr 20, 2002

A chump and a hoagie going buck wild

Hayley Obama.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Somebody slept here.

Antonio "Candy" McDyess

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006


Harold

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002


Queen of the Eyesores

mightychode
Feb 6, 2004


amanda huginkiss

QueenOfTheEyesores
Sep 12, 2008


Zeta Taskforce posted:

Queen of the Eyesores

...or is it ?

Weltschmerz
Sep 26, 2008



Lacy Lockhart

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

Bolkovr posted:

Hayley Obama.

Michelle Obama.

EL BACON
May 29, 2007
LOL VTEC

ranga

DukAmok
Sep 21, 2006

Using drugs will kill. So be for real.

Mookie

alternatively: Pookie

MickeyFinn
May 8, 2007
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches

Bang Bang Betty

emoticon
May 8, 2007


Slut Storm: Revenge of the Jedi

QueenOfTheEyesores
Sep 12, 2008


YOU GUYS ARE NO HELP

Sheep-Goats
Jul 28, 2003



Bonobo

Vanessie
Apr 29, 2004


Juicy
Cupcake
Captain
Tricky
Thickems
Felony
Snuggie
Lotto
Buttons

yeah i have no idea

settes
Feb 20, 2006



Cherry Daiquiri

kicker
Jan 14, 2003


Brimstone
Cherry
Candi (can only be spelled with an I to emphasize stripperness)
Alps
Snow
Creme

and the obvious - Firecrotch

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006


Brittany Spheres?

Little_Yellow_Duck
Feb 16, 2002
Who wears short shorts

Sensual Morgan.
Philippa Hole

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

WHY AM I YELLING? I AM VERY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW! I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY KEYS.


Gertrude.

Penisface
Jul 17, 2008

"I am Albino. You wish to see me?"


settes posted:

Cherry Daiquiri

Long Island Ice Tea.

Noricae
Nov 19, 2004

cheese?

Enid Strict

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Lowtax

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003

Where da purple drink at?

Which club or which area of MA?

cuntrageous
Jun 6, 2008




Fanny fupa

Azulita
Dec 9, 2006

by Lowtax


Daisy.

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007


Peach.

Colawa
Oct 14, 2006

He came dancing across the water


Bitch Wrinkle

P.B. and J.
May 11, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Wario.

Slippery
May 16, 2004



SNAKE VARGAS
ANGELA DETH
THRASHER
HELL RAZOR

BeefofAges
Jun 5, 2004

Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the cows of war.



John Rambo.

butthole
Mar 3, 2008



the_w00tler

the sky
Jul 25, 2007



Can we please have some initials?

ThatPersson
Aug 19, 2005

Damn it feels good to be a pothead.

How about Sheeba. or maybe Anya. Anya is a hot name.

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Lief
Nov 23, 2004



Vargatron posted:

Gertrude.

"Gert"

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