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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > Tell me what my friend's stripper name should be.
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QueenOfTheEyesores
Sep 12, 2008


 So I have a friend who has recently begun to strip at a club in MA. She's only done it once, on a whim, but she's planning on returning soon-the money's just too good.
My question for you, goons, is: what should her stripper name be? The first time she went she chose Hayley because the DJ suggested it, but she's looking for a better one.
Sidenote: she is a redhead, about 5'7, average/thin build. She's not looking for anything tacky or hardcore, although I know most of you are going to post absolutely ridiculous suggestions. If your name is chosen, I will update with how it gets received on the stage.
so GO GO GO!

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minya
Sep 7, 2004

SUN RA WAS HERE IN HIS ELEMENT
he invited me back for a ride


 Branda Lasseter

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drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006


 Johnathan

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minya
Sep 7, 2004

SUN RA WAS HERE IN HIS ELEMENT
he invited me back for a ride


 Chostity Suallo

# ? Jan 10, 2009 19:26
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minya
Sep 7, 2004

SUN RA WAS HERE IN HIS ELEMENT
he invited me back for a ride


 Ima Dancemore

# ? Jan 10, 2009 19:26
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Bolkovr
Apr 20, 2002

A chump and a hoagie going buck wild

 Hayley Obama.

# ? Jan 10, 2009 19:27
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Somebody slept here.

 Antonio "Candy" McDyess

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drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006


 Harold

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Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002


 Queen of the Eyesores

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mightychode
Feb 6, 2004


 amanda huginkiss

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QueenOfTheEyesores
Sep 12, 2008

Zeta Taskforce posted:

Queen of the Eyesores

...or is it ?

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Weltschmerz
Sep 26, 2008



 Lacy Lockhart

# ? Jan 10, 2009 19:47
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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

Bolkovr posted:

Hayley Obama.

Michelle Obama.

# ? Jan 10, 2009 19:54
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EL BACON
May 29, 2007
LOL VTEC

 ranga

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DukAmok
Sep 21, 2006

Using drugs will kill. So be for real.

 Mookie

alternatively: Pookie

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MickeyFinn
May 8, 2007
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches

 Bang Bang Betty

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emoticon
May 8, 2007


 Slut Storm: Revenge of the Jedi

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QueenOfTheEyesores
Sep 12, 2008


 YOU GUYS ARE NO HELP

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Sheep-Goats
Jul 28, 2003



 Bonobo

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Vanessie
Apr 29, 2004


 Juicy
Cupcake
Captain
Tricky
Thickems
Felony
Snuggie
Lotto
Buttons

yeah i have no idea

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settes
Feb 20, 2006



 Cherry Daiquiri

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kicker
Jan 14, 2003


 Brimstone
Cherry
Candi (can only be spelled with an I to emphasize stripperness)
Alps
Snow
Creme

and the obvious - Firecrotch

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Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006


 Brittany Spheres?

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Little_Yellow_Duck
Feb 16, 2002
Who wears short shorts

 Sensual Morgan.
Philippa Hole

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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

WHY AM I YELLING? I AM VERY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW! I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY KEYS.


 Gertrude.

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Penisface
Jul 17, 2008

"I am Albino. You wish to see me?"

settes posted:

Cherry Daiquiri

Long Island Ice Tea.

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Noricae
Nov 19, 2004

cheese?

 Enid Strict

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Slippery
May 16, 2004



 Lowtax

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VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003

Where da purple drink at?

 Which club or which area of MA?

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cuntrageous
Jun 6, 2008




 Fanny fupa

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Azulita
Dec 9, 2006

by Lowtax

 Daisy.

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Lareine
Jul 22, 2007


 Peach.

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Colawa
Oct 14, 2006

He came dancing across the water


 Bitch Wrinkle

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P.B. and J.
May 11, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


 Wario.

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Slippery
May 16, 2004



 SNAKE VARGAS
ANGELA DETH
THRASHER
HELL RAZOR

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BeefofAges
Jun 5, 2004

Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the cows of war.



 John Rambo.

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butthole
Mar 3, 2008
the_w00tler
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the sky
Jul 25, 2007



 Can we please have some initials?

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ThatPersson
Aug 19, 2005

Damn it feels good to be a pothead.

 How about Sheeba. or maybe Anya. Anya is a hot name.

# ? Jan 10, 2009 21:37
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Lief
Nov 23, 2004

Vargatron posted:

Gertrude.

"Gert"

# ? Jan 10, 2009 21:42
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