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right down to finding ways to fit capitalism vs. socialism into the biblical framework (with socialism being the evil side, of course) conservapedia page: http://www.conservapedia.com/Bible_Retranslation_Project  rationalwiki page making fun of them (from a serious-christian point of view, not just a DEAL WITH IT point of view): http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:Bible_rewriting_project my favorite quote from the conservapedia page: "Footnotes are a cowardly choice."
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go ahead, the Bible's meaning has already been changed like, 30 times
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cant be worse then it is now
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The English language was weak in its beginnings... in the 1600s 
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In the years 2000 through 2004, before becoming a United States Senator and being in the public spotlight, Obama gave 1% of his earnings to charity even though he made $250,000 per year. Since becoming a national figure, that amount has jumped to 6%.[71] Obama's small donations are consistent with atheism and were perhaps influenced by his nonbelieving mother. According to a study by the Barna Group, atheists give less per capita in donations than religious Americans [72].
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i like how they have "censor" as a word that goes all the way back to 1882
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Butt Cord posted:In the years 2000 through 2004, before becoming a United States Senator and being in the public spotlight, Obama gave 1% of his earnings to charity even though he made $250,000 per year. Since becoming a national figure, that amount has jumped to 6%.[71] Obama's small donations are consistent with atheism and were perhaps influenced by his nonbelieving mother. According to a study by the Barna Group, atheists give less per capita in donations than religious Americans [72]. fact: the bible says atheism is incorrect
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media: AN ENGLISH WORD
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Fox News is reporting that Obama will use the Lincoln Bible to be sworn in [2]. I think it's fairly safe to say that it will not be a koran. I also think it is safe to say that this is exactly the kind of trickery a manchurian muslim would use. Is it worth a mention in the "likely muslim" section? CWood 11:01, 15 January 2009 (EST)
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This sounds pretty hilarious, I am looking forward to seeing the conservative re-wording of the bible. Now then, for the inevitable audiobook, who would you want to do the narraration?
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Butt Cord posted:Fox News is reporting that Obama will use the Lincoln Bible to be sworn in [2]. I think it's fairly safe to say that it will not be a koran. I also think it is safe to say that this is exactly the kind of trickery a manchurian muslim would use. Is it worth a mention in the "likely muslim" section? fortunately this is probably all trolling
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hmmn..quote:For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
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Funkdreamer posted:fortunately this is probably all trolling
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Butt Cord posted:Fox News is reporting that Obama will use the Lincoln Bible to be sworn in [2]. I think it's fairly safe to say that it will not be a koran. I also think it is safe to say that this is exactly the kind of trickery a manchurian muslim would use. Is it worth a mention in the "likely muslim" section? empty quote
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tacodaemon posted:rationalwiki page making fun of them (from a serious-christian point of view, not just a DEAL WITH IT point of view): http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:Bible_rewriting_project A previous version of the translation page, which Schlafly has since edited out: quote:Often this term was used by Jesus (assuming he spoke Greek) hmm yes
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:This sounds pretty hilarious, I am looking forward to seeing the conservative re-wording of the bible. John Madden
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quote:"behemoth" quote:"kill" "Thou shalt not kill" fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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CrushedB posted:A previous version of the translation page, which Schlafly has since edited out:
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according the oxford english dictionary, which i have open in another tab, the word bias dates to 1572, censor dates to 1533, homeschool 1850, socialism 1837, welfare dates back to 1303, and im sure the rest of the others are wrong too
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"... Jesus came and stood among them and said, 'Peace be with you!'" "peace" now means an absence of war replace "peace" with "tranquility"
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CrushedB posted:fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Unfortunately the second one unfortunately is accurate to language and culture of the time. Doesn't make it not evil though.
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RBC posted:according the oxford english dictionary liberal rag
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Nckdictator posted:hmmn.. yeah but that was written before "homeschool" and "socialism" were words lets see it in contemporary english
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Axissillian posted:Every week there is a Conservapedia thread and every week it rules I loving love the place
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Siphan posted:I loving love the place It's the best argument against homeschooling possible
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Axissillian posted:It's the best argument against homeschooling possible best part is i always forget about between these threads then it comes back and yes its updated with more crazy
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"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven" (Matthew 19:24) nearly everyone is "abundantly supplied" today with food and entertainment, and "rich" has come to mean relative wealth without any absolute significance; continued use of "rich" is misleading in justifying laziness and socialism "fully fed and entertained" or "idle miser," or something similar.
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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a fully fed and entertained man to enter into the kingdom of heaven.
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honestly, i'm surprised conservapedia doesn't have more kjv-only nutjobs 1611 nevar forget
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CrushedB posted:A previous version of the translation page, which Schlafly has since edited out: wait shouldnt schlafly think of jesus as a incarnation of the omniscient god who of course should speak greek and every other language that has been or ever will be created
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ahaahaha holy poo poo they're trying to reverse "thou shalt not kill"
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Digiwizzard posted:ahaahaha holy poo poo they're trying to reverse "thou shalt not kill" afaik the original wording is closer to murder than kill regardless.
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Would it be too obvious of a troll to say "As during the writing of the New Testament, the Jews were only becoming familiar with his messiahship, but have since rejected it, if it would not be more accurate to reword the 'chosen people' from 'Jews' to 'White Europeans' "
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Idiot Kicker posted:John Madden Jesus spoke Greek huh, I bet they think Jesus looks white with wavy brown hair too
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Meme Emulator posted:afaik the original wording is closer to murder than kill regardless. especially since the israelites and god kill a complete shitload of people
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Axissillian posted:Would it be too obvious of a troll to say
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Meme Emulator posted:afaik the original wording is closer to murder than kill regardless. honestly jesus wouldn't endorse killing for any reason so they should really look towards becomin orthodox jews
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replace "behemoth" with "dinosaur"
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Obama will likely be the first Muslim President The argument that Obama is a Muslim is largely based on his Islamic background. It also includes: * Obama's background, education, and outlook are Muslim, and fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity.[27][28] * Obama's middle name (Hussein) references Husayn, who was the grandson of Muhammad,[29] which most Christians would not retain.[30] * Obama recently mentioned his religion as "my Muslim faith."[31] * Obama said the Muslim call to prayer is "one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset," and recited "with a first-class Arabic accent" the opening lines: Allah is Supreme! ... I witness that there is no god but Allah ...."[32] * Obama stated that the autobiography of Malcolm X, a Nation of Islam leader who became a Muslim, inspired him in his youth.[33] * Obama raised nearly $1 million and campaigned for a Kenyan presidential candidate who had a written agreement with Muslim leaders promising to convert Kenya to an Islamic state that bans Christianity.[34] * Obama's claims of conversion to Christianity arose after he became politically ambitious, lacking a date of conversion or baptism.[35] * On the campaign trail, Obama was reading "The Post-American World" by Fareed Zakaria,[36] which is written from a Muslim point-of-view.[37] * Contrary to Christianity, the Islamic doctrine of taqiyya encourages adherents to deny they are Muslim if it advances the cause of Islam. * Obama uses the Muslim Pakistani pronunciation for "Pakistan" rather than the common American one.[38] * Obama was thoroughly exposed to Christianity as an adult in Chicago prior to attending law school, yet no one at law school saw him display any interest in converting. Obama unabashedly explained how he became "churched" in a 2007 speech: "It's around that time [while working as an organizer for the Developing Communities Project (DCP) of the Calumet Community Religious Conference (CCRC) in Chicago] that some pastors I was working with came around and asked if I was a member of a church. 'If you're organizing churches,' they said, 'it might be helpful if you went to a church once in a while.' And I thought, 'I guess that makes sense.'"[39] * Obama is mentioned as helping to organize the 1995 million man march led by black Muslim leader Louis Farrakhan from the Nation of Islam. [40] * Obama has chosen the Secret Service code name "Renegade". "Renegade" conventionally describes someone who goes against normal conventions of behavior, but its first usage was to describe someone who has turned from their religion. It is a word derived from the Spanish renegado, meaning "Christian turned Muslim."[41] * Obama enjoyed a bigger increase in voter support in 2008 (compared to 2004) by Muslims than by any other voting group, including blacks;[42] "Muslim turnout in the U.S. elections reached 95 percent, the highest Muslim turnout in U.S. history."[43] * "President-elect Barack Obama has yet to attend church services since winning the White House earlier this month, a departure from the example of his two immediate predecessors."[44]
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