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Vhak lord of hate posted:Little Tommy was playing Halo 3 alone in the dark, his only source of light being the TV. Suddenly Master Chief was hit by a bullet and the shields began beeping.
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epsilonomega posted:nook is a rapist  Nook backwards is KoonAlucard backwards is DorakyuraMario backwards is Olimar
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Feb 5, 2009 08:39
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If you press the C button one hundred times at the title screen of NBA JAM (Genesis), and it is 3:13 am, October 13th, and you say "Bloody Pippin" seven times... well.... Bloody Scotty Pippin appears
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Feb 5, 2009 08:49
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Vhak lord of hate posted:grant remains unbloody but it doesn't matter because you were going to choose him anyway. best team pippin/grant I heard there was a gamegenie code which if entered under the watchful eye of a black cat made Grant's eyelids rip off so he would stare at you unblinkingly, bleeding from the face. Also there is another code to make Chris Mullin take a poo poo on the court. A poo poo that never goes away.
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Feb 5, 2009 08:58
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Vhak lord of hate posted:one time oetker's family was in a power outage and they were all huddled around a table in the kitchen, watching the lightning storm outside when suddenly oetker's mom said "there is a pale figure walking down the steps" and they all looked and there indeed was a ghostly figure slowly walking down the steps. they listened closely and heard terrible noises coming from the figure, as if it were channeling the very sounds of hell. they tried calling to the figure but all it did was keeping walking towards them. just as the glostly figure was about to reach the family the LIGHTS TURNED ON, the family looked up and saw oetker without his shirt on, likstening to NIN. the scariest part is when you didn't mention his forehead
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Feb 5, 2009 20:07
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KRFTSNGLZ posted:gather round children let me tell you the tale of A Day Without FInal Fantasy 6 NOOOO!
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Feb 5, 2009 20:59
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KRFTSNGLZ posted:And the Gaben, with his cheetos, how he eats those, eats those cheetos five
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Feb 5, 2009 23:10
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So there was this girl and she had a Korean mom, and one day the girl was playing animal crossing and her Korean mom took some interest in it. The girl moved on, grew up, and stopped playing animal crossing but instead was like loving dudes and filling out complicated government forms and all types of adult ill poo poo. The whole time her mom was playing animal crossing. No other games, just animal crossing. Years went by. The mom died. Long after the funeral the girl plugged in Animal Crossing to look at the little town she had left, where her Korean mom played with anthropomorphic animals. The town was overtaken with disease and weeds. The surviving animals asked the girl about her mom, saying they hadn't seen her in a while. She checked her in game mailbox. There were thousands of presents form her mom, waiting for her. The whole time her Korean mom had been thinking about her. She started crying and went through the presents. One of the presents was different. When she opened it, a woman dressed in white, her long black hair covering her face, climbed out, and started walking jerkily towards the screen, as if she had been walking backwards and played in reverse. The girl began to scream. The strange Korean ghost woman then busted through the screen and into reality and grabbed the girl. The girl's scream was silenced and she was never seen again. Sometime later a spooky website appeared with an animated gif about the above story, with like some sad piano music and poo poo playing over it. If you see that animated gif you die one week later.
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