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WinstonSmith: May 23, 2002; The past was dead, the future was unimaginable.

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/

It just doesn't get any better than this.

Well maybe except for the personal ads:

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/loveline.html

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:29

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mammajamma: Oct 14, 2000; Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

FINALLY I can find a "juggalette" to "chill" with in my "area".

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:31

Mr. Clark: Jul 12, 2001

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalettes/california/cali.html
Check out "psycho ninjette". I openly weeped.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:33

Beary Mancrush: Jun 9, 2002; Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.

Somebody needs to start up some Soylent Green production in the Detroit area.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:34

fr0d: Jul 9, 2001; BANNED

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalos/canada/canadaLL.html

I propose a toronto goon meet involving hunting this guy down, and shoving various objects up his clown loving rear end. [NOT GAY]

DELETED AT REQUEST OF JESUS!

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:36

Mr. Clark: Jul 12, 2001

Being "down 4 lyfe" seems to be a common interest among this community.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:37

PirateJim: Sep 27, 2002

quote:

Name: Orion
Age: 17
Location: Newmarket, New Hampshire

What I look for in a Juggalette: What I look for in a juggalette is probably about 70% personailty, 20% looks and 5% morals. I dont really mind what a girls morals are, im for either way. I don't mind looks, but theres a limit. And lastly, a great personailty can make me love anyone

Wow, whats the other 5% "Orion"?!?!

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:38

DYAR: Oct 8, 2002

Ahahahaha. This is staggering.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:39

dork: Sep 13, 2000; Forum Veteran

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/tattoos/tattoos.html

sweet, scar your self for life with this bands name!

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:41

DYAR: Oct 8, 2002

This dude is near me. What should I do?

quote:

Name: Shawn aka Swoop
Age: 20
Location: Westminster, Co

What I look for in a Juggalette: What I'm looking for is some one who is down not mutch else matters to me i dont drink or smook weed and i have yet to have sex im wating for some one i really like (i didnt say love) im 5'9" tall and way 235lb so if intrested e-mail or call 720-988-9570

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:42

dork: Sep 13, 2000; Forum Veteran

quote:

PirateJim came out of the closet to say:

Wow, whats the other 5% "Orion"?!?!

hey, lay off dude, at least she is only off by 5%

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:43

PirateJim: Sep 27, 2002

quote:

dork came out of the closet to say:

hey, lay off dude, at least she is only off by 5%

Your right I am being a little to harsh

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:44

dork: Sep 13, 2000; Forum Veteran

quote:

TheGune came out of the closet to say:
This dude is near me. What should I do?

set up mic
start recording
pick up phone
call
make fun
hang up
stop recording
upload to some place
post link here
laugh.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:44

Vorpal Bunny: Apr 7, 2002

I like how most of the girls are 14 or 15, and most of the guys are over 20.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:45

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001; SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

quote:

TheGune came out of the closet to say:
This dude is near me. What should I do?

nothing, that dude is fatter than me, and I'm a huge land-whale of a lardass

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:48

HitmanAndQuitIt: Sep 13, 2002; dont take extercy

Argh... the thought of these people breeding is JUST TOO MUCH.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:48

Giedroyc: Feb 18, 2001; Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalettes/wisconsin/wisconsin.html

"What I look for in a Juggalo: Welll i want some one that is up for anything at anytime, i want a juggalo that's down till he's dead in the ground, he's got to treat me right, he's got to be somewhat cute (but i have love for all i mean hey look at me)..i want a guy that's knows when to say the right thing and when not to say the wrong thing. i guess all i want is a juggalo in my area that can treat me right."

Definate Wife potential.

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# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:50

JohnnyHildo: Jul 23, 2002

quote:

Name: Plague
Age: 15
Location: Indianapolis, In

What I want in a Juggalette: What I look for in a Juggalette would be someone with a drivers license so they can drive to my house and poo poo cause I aint old enough an poo poo. Other than that, just a Down juggalette that is ready for anything and fuckin crazy, man, stay down, y'all! Thats me next to my mom, and for the record, my fuckin nails are black, not red, man

Ooh, hardass put a picture of him and his mommy up.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:51

dork: Sep 13, 2000; Forum Veteran

quote:

Vorpal Bunny came out of the closet to say:
I like how most of the girls are 14 or 15, and most of the guys are over 20.

I so want to say something right now.

anywho, I've been to an ICP show and while its entertaining by the fact that they are spraying soda on people and lobing 2 liters out in to the audiance to spack kids in the head, I noticed that every couple in the place was comprimised of 1) 14 to 17 year old girl and 2) 300+ 20 to 28 year old male.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:52

Uber-Cake: Aug 31, 2001

HELLO JUGGALETTES.NET!
GOODBYE WOMENS PRISON!

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:53

HitmanAndQuitIt: Sep 13, 2002; dont take extercy

quote:

Name: ca�k3t
Age: 17
Location: Melbourne Austrialia

I have blue eyes bleached blonde hair n im a chubby kid I duno how much I weigh

What I look for in a Juggalette: Whut I look for in a Juggalette is just a down rear end Juggalette I don't care bout looks n dat poo poo as long as u down for da carnival fo life I dont care.

Wow! I'm also looking for someone who is down for the carnival for life!!

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:55

Aeka 2.0: Nov 16, 2000; Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.; Dinosaur Gum

this make me sad to be a juggalo. Heh some of those girls were only 5 when their poo poo kicked off.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:56

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Dear lord.

I dont see how anyone can actually like taht band and listen to them.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:57

cycl0ne: Jun 16, 2002; I like pie

quote:

Name: BOBBY
Age: 22
Location: SAN ANTONIO, TX

What I look for in a Juggalette:
I LOOK FOR THAT GIRL THAT IS DOWN FOR ANY AND EVERYTHING....HELL SHE MIGHT BE LESBIAN...I DONT CARE...SHARE..YA KNOW....TRUE FAN OF PSYCHOPATHIC.....DID I MENTION HAS TO BE NYMPHO.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:57

velouria: Jul 23, 2001

quote:

What I look for in a Juggalette: she's gotta be a down ninjette.she has to be some what attractive. and she should eat lucky charms and drink peach faygo.

Fuckity gently caress gently caress gently caress. I knew my love of Cookie Crisp would result in nothing but sorrow.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:58

b33fyr33t: Nov 30, 2000; I'm different.

quote:

Vorpal Bunny came out of the closet to say:
I like how most of the girls are 14 or 15, and most of the guys are over 20.

Well I should think you would.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:59

Aeka 2.0: Nov 16, 2000; Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.; Dinosaur Gum

quote:

lowtaxsbastardson came out of the closet to say:
Dear lord.

I dont see how anyone can actually like taht band and listen to them.

because they are funny. these people take it too seriously.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 01:59

Aesics: Apr 30, 2002

I'm depressed. There aren't any juggalets in Michigan. Just when I think I have a chance at some psychopathic love. I also love how the juggalos in Michigan, some of them come from some richer cities. THUGZ REPREZENT I guess.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:03

Damascus: Mar 9, 2001

quote:

Jumbo Cactuar came out of the closet to say:
Argh... the thought of these people breeding is JUST TOO MUCH.

I'd love it if all this ICP Juggalo crap gets to the point where they all create their own island nation and begin a mass exodus.

Then once they're all settled in we can napalm the island.

Just tell Bush that they terrorize the neighborhoods of America.

I miss sigs.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:04

UnmaskedGremlin: May 28, 2002; I hear there's gonna be cake!

All female ICP fans are fat. My friends went to the gathering, and have a roll or two of film to attest to this.

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# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:05

Aeka 2.0: Nov 16, 2000; Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.; Dinosaur Gum

quote:

UnmaskedGremlin came out of the closet to say:
All female ICP fans are fat. My friends went to the gathering, and have a roll or two of film to attest to this.

why do they spend their whole budget on faygo and just rap to their own cd without taking the lyric track out? kinda lame. I was dissapointed when i got the bonus dvd.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:07

Suicide Pacmen: Mar 26, 2002; Rabbit season!

There are reasons why most people dislike west virginia. My theory is that there is a core, somewhere, supplying, and creating the evils that come from there. And at the center of the core are these hooligans..

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:12

Aesics: Apr 30, 2002

look at the juggalet about the middle of the page, I think she actually is looking for somebody using this site:

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalettes/ohio/ohio.html

i mean gently caress, we didn't ask for your life story here

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:14

Giedroyc: Feb 18, 2001; Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!

quote:

Suicide Pacmen came out of the closet to say:
There are reasons why most people dislike west virginia. My theory is that there is a core, somewhere, supplying, and creating the evils that come from there. And at the center of the core are these hooligans..

Cirrhosis of the liver is always a tragedy.

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# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:14

subbes: Sep 11, 2001

quote:

Giedroyc came out of the closet to say:
Definate Wife potential.

You're so sweet about your low standards.
It'll be a shame when I have to break your legs.

Adopted by Giedroyc, forum daughter to Moonshine.
My quadra-shock of adoptees were Psyke, sinoku ana, Guilty and Secret Newbie Q5, until Psyke got himself permabanned.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:16

Ransom: Jan 8, 2001; JOLLY RAPIST

Wow. ICP isnt only listened to by 15 year old boys? Lies.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:18

subbes: Sep 11, 2001

quote:

Aesics came out of the closet to say:
look at the juggalet about the middle of the page, I think she actually is looking for somebody using this site:

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalettes/ohio/ohio.html

i mean gently caress, we didn't ask for your life story here

Yes, but the girl below (Jaime) is hawt, if you like that sort of thing and have a ball-gag handy.

Adopted by Giedroyc, forum daughter to Moonshine.
My quadra-shock of adoptees were Psyke, sinoku ana, Guilty and Secret Newbie Q5, until Psyke got himself permabanned.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:20

Giedroyc: Feb 18, 2001; Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!

quote:

subbes came out of the closet to say:
You're so sweet about your low standards.
It'll be a shame when I have to break your legs.

Your ideal man is nearby too!

"Name: Rodney aka foachy jr.aka bubby the skitzo clown
(yep thats me with the big muscles all painted up)"

He appears to be slightly pregnant but it could just be all the love he's stored up for you. Aww.

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# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:20

bisonbison: Jul 18, 2002

quote:

Giedroyc came out of the closet to say:

Cirrhosis of the liver is always a tragedy.

Jaundice joke! I giggled (not orange).

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ToiletDuk: Sep 4, 2002; That's right, fat stuff.
Shake those chins!

This one's great. I should go beat this kid up and steal his Faggo soda.

quote:

Name:TwiZtiD Times aka DarkLotusCross
Age: 17
Location: San Fransisco Bay Area California
What I look for in a Juggalette: Well, lets see, I like long talks, romantic stuff, like walking on a beach at night, and in the cementarys. I like girls I can talk to about guys stuff too, like cars, music. I like girls that I can laugh with, that console me if im a fix, that can relate to my life and my lifestyle.

Yep, cemetaries are romantic as hell. Also, girls *LOVE* talking about cars.

# ? Nov 14, 2002 02:36

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