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trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

quote:

Crystal aka ÅÑÝßØÞÝ -¦-h®Í¿¿@ came out of the closet to say:
i dont care about looks as long as he is comfortable with himself.

Funny she says that as if HE is going to be the UGLY ONE in the relationship. Wow, just wow.

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ZoSoZodiac
Feb 27, 2002

by Tiny Fistpump
My god!

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/GOTJ02/DVDpics/Missy.jpg

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Belldandy
Sep 11, 2001

Do not try to boost in peace, because that is impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth, there is no boost.
Double post

Belldandy
Sep 11, 2001

Do not try to boost in peace, because that is impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth, there is no boost.

quote:

Name: P.J. Isaacs
Age: 22
Location: Richmond, KY

my interest so you know if we have sumpin in common, they are blazin, rollin in my 88 royale, blazin, and representin the wicket poo poo.


Not only are they stupid and ugly, theyre trailor trash too!

Belldandy fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Nov 14, 2002

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

quote:

P-niiice came out of the closet to say:
Sweet Lord....

We have a winner..

USAR NAEM
Jun 7, 2001

quote:

TaLioN CoJoNeS came out of the closet to say:


WicKeDCloWn
He's got a huge dead insect on his head!


There are a lot of mysteries in this world, and wandering immortal nazis seem to solve many of them. - Wuhao

Big Tony
Sep 6, 2002

Relax. I'm a goon.
One day last April, I was sitting in the local greasy spoon restaurant studying, when a mass of people gets up to leave. They were one of my college's many debating societies (they will remain unidentified other than that). Anyway, the line to the cashier is streching a good 45 to 50 people, and I look up, amazed. Not one of them was attractive. As the line snaked by me, more and more of them walked by. Still no one cute. I was at once mystified and horrified.

Anyway, this website is the internet equivalent of that.

watchoo lookin at

StabbyPierce
Aug 29, 2002
http://www.realjuggalettes.net/hallowicked02/nickspics/GROUPSLIDE.jpg

drat, homie, EVERYONE in the Detroit Zoo playground has GOT TO be scared of them juggalos!

(And what is it with the "mutha facko" thing? Did ICP's parents not allow them to use the F word?)

Doodles
Apr 14, 2001

quote:

Lord13 came out of the closet to say:
My god!
http://www.realjuggalettes.net/GOTJ02/DVDpics/Missy.jpg
No. After seeing that you realize THERE IS NO GOD!

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region25
Apr 30, 2002

deep brain stimulation
"A person that treats u like poo poo only makes ya stronger!!!!!

Take a stick with furry poo poo on tha end n shove it in yer drat ear....oh that a q tip haha"

- IdOwNwItDaClOwNs -

TRIVIA!

killedonsight
Oct 29, 2000

Ground beef
If you guys check out the art section, you will see loving furrys dressed as icp.

Daddyo
Nov 3, 2000
Motherfucker. Theres one in my city.

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalos/caifornia/darkjuggalo.jpg

quote:

Name: Garrett aka Dark Juggalo
Age: 32
Location: Santa Clarita (next to Magic Mountain ninjas) good ole California

What I look for in a Juggalette: What I look for in a Juggalette first and foremost 100% Down and MCL.....Willing to have fun and go futher then online if it calls for it.......Since we are all family dont be shy and email me and reply....til I hear from you..........Peace and MCL

Now to find him and terminate his existence...

Pointman
Jul 23, 2002

quote:

Daddyo came out of the closet to say:
Motherfucker. Theres one in my city.

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalos/caifornia/darkjuggalo.jpg

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What I look for in a Juggalette: What I look for in a Juggalette first and foremost 100% Down and MCL.....Willing to have fun and go futher then online if it calls for it.......Since we are all family dont be shy and email me and reply....til I hear from you..........Peace and MCL
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Now to find him and terminate his existence...


Hurler's syndrome??? i'm confused?

monkeytoucher
Dec 6, 2001

by Ozma
I'm actually at a loss for words. I couldn't even finish the 2nd page of this thread after clicking on a few links.

I'm going to go back to college for a doctorate in chemistry and I *WILL* find a way to sterilize these people via e-mail.

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Zakalwe
May 12, 2002

Wanted For:
  • Terrorism
  • Kidnapping
  • Poor Taste
  • Unlawful Carnal Gopher Knowledge

quote:

Doodles came out of the closet to say:

No. After seeing that you realize THERE IS NO GOD!

No Doodles. There was.
.
She ate him.

Doodles
Apr 14, 2001

quote:

Zakalwe came out of the closet to say:
No Doodles. There was.
.
She ate him.
But then she committed suicide after seeing what killedonsight found. I knew it was out there, I just didn't want to be the one to find it. Now I feel... crawly.

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Daddyo
Nov 3, 2000

quote:

Pointman came out of the closet to say:



Hurler's syndrome??? i'm confused?

quote:

Description:
Rare hereditary and congenital metabolical disease characterized by dwarfism, hunchback, coarse (gargoyle like) facies, mental retardation

I do believe you've hit the nail on the head Pointman.

neno
Aug 6, 2001

quote:

killedonsight came out of the closet to say:
If you guys check out the art section, you will see loving furrys dressed as icp.

wow, I think I just heard baby jesus die from crib death.

"Twirl the analog sticks to lop off the cops ear! Now, step onto your dance pad in controller port 2, and try to follow Mr. Blonde's rhythm to obtain the gas can!"

dark_3y3
Sep 24, 2002

"Identity Crisis" Murderer.

quote:

killedonsight came out of the closet to say:
If you guys check out the art section, you will see loving furrys dressed as icp.

That is just wrong. Dear Lord, I want to die for having known this place exhists.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

TaLioN CoJoNeS came out of the closet to say:


I'm all for conformity but I can't believe someone would walk around like that.

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Pointman
Jul 23, 2002

quote:

Daddyo came out of the closet to say:




I do believe you've hit the nail on the head Pointman.

I guess, but the phrase "R U DOWN WITH MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY" nor "R U DOWN WITH MCL" or any disease for that matter sounds like something "rad" you'd put on your Juggaloo request. Or maybe this explains a lot about this page

Eby
Jan 28, 2001
BANNED!

quote:

TheGune came out of the closet to say:
This dude is near me. What should I do?
Westminster, Colorado

I live there, help.


I'm new to Colorado, please be my friend.

WombatPredator
Oct 18, 2001

quote:

Hamburglar came out of the closet to say:


I'm all for conformity but I can't believe someone would walk around like that.

You meant anti-conformity, I think. Also, allow me to show you this:



Hmmmmmm?

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

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enttr3b0r77
May 24, 2001

quote:

Name: DoWnNiNjEttE
Age: 22
Location: Tennessee (blaw)

What I look for in a Juggalo: over the age of 18, cant be convicted of stagetory rape or whatever....tatts a must...someone who can keep up with me when its time to indulge in illegal substances.....coke, shrooms, weed, rolls.......someone who wont try to buy my neden with material poo poo......someone who wont attempt to take control of my poo poo....oh n tatts



what
the
gently caress
i am going to go lock my door RIGHT NOW.

bastardInABasket
May 22, 2001
Fun Shoe

quote:

Big Tony came out of the closet to say:

http://www.faygoweb.com
So, I found out what it is. Can someone explain the connection of a Mississippi valley -based fruit flavored soda to a Detroit-based gimmick rap group?

i was also curious what the hell faygo was, then ran across this:
http://www.thesixth.com/sixthera/index.php?acdir=content&linkid=86

I dont remember ever seeing any of there products, untill i saw these fine gems:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=801898892
great memories.

Echelon IV
May 20, 2002

Furry ICP fans. Satan has won once again.

TheFlaurosEnigma
Feb 14, 2002

Ask me about my Gap turtleneck.
oh please let this be the next ALoD....please, please.
(if it hasn't already)


Cheap sex and sad films help me get back where I belong...

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

WombatPredator came out of the closet to say:


You meant anti-conformity, I think. Also, allow me to show you this:



Hmmmmmm?

Yep sorry, I meant ANTI conformity.

And by the way, Coolio, a young, black rapper can pull hair off like that. A 14 YEAR OLD COMPUTER NERD CANNOT.

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Funtime
Sep 22, 2002
My pirate robot just slept with your mom!

quote:

E30User came out of the closet to say:

I dont remember ever seeing any of there products, untill i saw these fine gems:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=801898892
great memories.
"I'm sorry. But our Faygo is in another castle!"

Chairman Takeshi
Sep 11, 2001
Now I feel sad and ashamed for liking Faygo.

I'll have to ask my roommate (an Eminem fan) what he thinks of ICP one day.

WombatPredator
Oct 18, 2001

quote:

Hamburglar came out of the closet to say:

And by the way, Coolio, a young, black rapper can pull ha

Can he, though? I mean, LOOK AT IT!!!

Uziga
Nov 10, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post
http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalos/utah/utahLL.html

That guy has got it down.

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S_Cody
Jul 19, 2000
BANNED

quote:

Uziga came out of the closet to say:
http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalos/utah/utahLL.html

That guy has got it down.
Gahahaha. The closest he's ever going to get to a vagina was during his birth.

_____________________

S_Cody fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Nov 15, 2002

janklow
Sep 28, 2001

whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.

quote:

Hamburglar came out of the closet to say:
And by the way, Coolio, a young, black rapper can pull hair off like that. A 14 YEAR OLD COMPUTER NERD CANNOT.
i wouldn't say young, since he's almost 40, not to mention that when he was unknown and Maad Circle-affiliated, his hairstyle was simple and non-attention-getting.

still, it's not a hairstyle for anyone that appears as white and feeble as our Juggalo there.

SlickWombat
Aug 1, 2002
"hey evry1, whutup yall?? i would first like to thank you for having the loveline!!!!(i never submitted an entry but my girl brittani did).... so i saw brittani and i wrote her an email and we corresponded via email for a while and we also imed each other and we've been "going out" sence febuary. and we met and we love each other a lot....

~~PsYcHo Z~~"




... I think that really sums it up. (Pic is the original.)


that poo poo is sad, like the old lonely cat lady who knits sweaters for her cats and she puts them on the cats and the cats flip out and run outside to claw the poo poo out of the sweaters -DocEvil

Junkyard Dog
Jun 1, 2000

dogproblem
DOWN WITH DA CLOWNZ YO

Vorxnyx
Sep 4, 2002

they told me how to make this implant
they said it would make a better me of me
I'm starting to want to learn photoshop, just to put an ICP clown makeup job onto the Clownballoon.

In the meantime, your little moments of Zen from North Carolina:

quote:

I have been single for 10 years

Age 26, by the way.

quote:

Dont let my age fool you cuz I still act like a juvenile most the time. Guess I never grew up after I hit 16.
GUESS NOT.

quote:

Naw for real though im lookin for someone who's preferably schitzo skitso skitsofrantic, that way i can date two or more different personalities and only one juggalette! Haaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa!!! sorry that was Clean Cealing my other half. Some times he takes over. drat did you just read what that sick fucker wrote.
I... I'm speechless.

http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalos/northcarolina/ncLL.html

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vmalloc
Oct 3, 2001
http://www.realjuggalettes.net/loveline2/juggalos/minnesota/minnesotaLL.html

Haha. From now on it's solid fat gay sex for me!

vmalloc fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Nov 23, 2002