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Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Groda posted:

Gewehr would appreciate this listing:

P38 My Dad brought home from the war.
Seller: CoyoteDon A(1)

haha his other listings are hilarious

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124121869

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007


Only The Hague can judge me.

Groda posted:

Gewehr would appreciate this listing:

P38 My Dad brought home from the war.
Seller: CoyoteDon A(1)

I always love it when they have "Nazi" guns with a nickel plating, and explain how they were made especially for SS officers...


quote:

haha his other listings are hilarious

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124121869

Fool, a "cooler full" is a standard unit of measurement in West Virginia.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Hold your stomach until the end

The King of Swag posted:

Sadly, the firearm owners greatest enemy is himself. Because far too many firearm owners are completely loving retarded.

TFR doesn't reflect this but I'll be damned if most other gun sites and auctions do.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124365395

This is the entire text description, not a choice sample:

"Sten MKII Dummie Gun with dummie barrel, fire pin, its grinded, Come with 1 magazine. Shiping Cost: $21.00"

Yeeep.

Away Message
Apr 8, 2003



S&W 38 Special 4 or 5 inch barrel CTG
Goodness, I always wanted a CTG. And why the hell did this guy post pictures of his filthy basement?

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn


Spectral Exlie posted:

TFR doesn't reflect this but I'll be damned if most other gun sites and auctions do.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124365395

This is the entire text description, not a choice sample:

"Sten MKII Dummie Gun with dummie barrel, fire pin, its grinded, Come with 1 magazine. Shiping Cost: $21.00"

Yeeep.


"Will you ship to Canada?"

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005




I'm no expert, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that that gun is newer than the '20s or '30s as that guy supposes.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007


Only The Hague can judge me.


1) "S&W 38 Special 4 or 5 inch barrel CTG." Well, which is it, homeslice? 4" or 5"?

2) "Gernades." Cutesy, or ignorant? I'm trying to figure out which would vex me more.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005



TapTheForwardAssist posted:

2) "Gernades." Cutesy, or ignorant? I'm trying to figure out which would vex me more.
Stupid as hell, I'd say:

http://www.barnesbullets.com/produc...armint-grenade/

Is the sadistic advertising in varmiting ammo breeding a new generation of super serial killers?

edit: Which brand hand those ugly, vaguely Cubist illustrations.

Groda fucked around with this message at Mar 6, 2009 around 11:01

Sixgun Strumpet
Feb 16, 2009

I suspect I am still
terribly pleased.

Cobray M-11 9mm mac Uzi Tec-9

With simulated padded can!

Why? A Remington 700, chambered for .50 Beowulf?

Sixgun Strumpet fucked around with this message at Mar 6, 2009 around 18:35

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005



ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

Why? A Remington 700, chambered for .50 Beowulf?

Short range anti-materiel rifle? It'd be awesome in a counter-computer-hardware role.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Ride the rainbow


infrared35 posted:

Short range anti-materiel rifle? It'd be awesome in a counter-computer-hardware role.

Mmmm hard drive destruction. I wonder what .50 Beowulf would do to a golf ball...

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007


Only The Hague can judge me.

walrusman posted:

Mmmm hard drive destruction. I wonder what .50 Beowulf would do to a golf ball...

.50 Beowulf is a golf ball.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Ride the rainbow


TapTheForwardAssist posted:

.50 Beowulf is a golf ball.

Exactly. Think of the elastic energy transfer. At the right angle I bet you could drive a golfball a thousand yards.

Linux Republican
Dec 30, 2008


Back on track itt:

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=123939823

For novelty, only. Of course.

Away Message
Apr 8, 2003



Linux Republican posted:

Back on track itt:

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=123939823

For novelty, only. Of course.
Of course. It also looks like a piece of crap, like some yellow colored plastic thing that came out of a cereal box.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005



At my alma mater, we had a system of clubs for each major/program. The people who run these clubs would wear overalls and cover them with ridiculous patches and flair. Somehow, one of these ended up on Gun Broker:

Eskilstuna - Sjukskuterskeprogrammet - Malardalens

quote:

Eskilstuna - Sjukskuterskeprogrammet - Malardalens Hogskola Patch - Eskilstuna Nursing Program

The King of Swag
Nov 10, 2005

To escape the closure,
is to become the God of Swag.

Away Message posted:

Of course. It also looks like a piece of crap, like some yellow colored plastic thing that came out of a cereal box.

Assuming its real solid gold, it looks like it was cast and never finished (gold comes out looking like pot metal and needs finishing work). In which case, it would never be real as the Nazi's have that stick too far up their rear end to let an unfinished piece like that get out.

Linux Republican
Dec 30, 2008


The King of Swag posted:

Assuming its real solid gold, it looks like it was cast and never finished (gold comes out looking like pot metal and needs finishing work). In which case, it would never be real as the Nazi's have that stick too far up their rear end to let an unfinished piece like that get out.

It says in the auction that it is a "High Quality reproduction". I agree with 1/3 of those words.

There is no better gift for that special skinhead in your life! At his next white power rally, his friends will all admire his attention to detail. This ring ensures that any minorities he and his fellows bring down for a good old fashioned beating bear the mark of the swastika from this beautifully hand-crafted piece. For wear around the compound, at lynchings and other social events, or anywhere you want to make sure everyone knows you appreciate the finer things in life.

El Jorge
Feb 26, 2006

A spiritus dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.


A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.


A 5th SS ring seems to be in an odd niche. They weren't as horrific as most of the rest of the organization in terms of war crimes so I can't see that ring appealing to the Neo-Nazis over a ring from, say, the 3rd (Totenkopf) or the 7th (Prinz Eugen) SS. Its a loving SS ring so I cannot fathom any normal person wanting it.

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005




Eskilstunna is more like it, am I rite?

Helloooooo, nurse.


Edit: What the butt?

infrared35 fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2009 around 03:26

Groda
Mar 17, 2005



That means "Eskil's barrel."

Incidentally the shape Swedish women acquire if they are the least bit chubby.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005



ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

I don't want this, but the 10 year old in me is screaming to buy it anyway.
Shouldn't this be registered as AOW?

The King of Swag posted:

I'd call myself libertarian, but most libertarians are actually just anarchists or small-government conservatives under a different name. A true libertarian stands for a government that receives all its powers from its people, and who's purpose serves only to provide justice, services and protection for the people (and yes, taxes included). A people who's rights stop only at another man's nose.

Edit: Wow, this post quickly went from a semi-satirical one-liner, to a political statement.
I agree with libertarian principles up to the point that they conflict with practical applications and reality. I call myself a Compassionate Capitalist.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Ride the rainbow


GWBBQ posted:

Shouldn't this be registered as AOW?

I agree with libertarian principles up to the point that they conflict with practical applications and reality. I call myself a Compassionate Capitalist.

Hahahaha wow. Gonna have to appropriate that term for later use, thanks.

And I think it's just a pistol, but don't base any future actions on that guess.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007


Only The Hague can judge me.

GWBBQ posted:

Shouldn't this be registered as AOW?

Not really, to be AOW it'd have to be smoothbore, or else be "concealed" or "disguised" as something.

If the ATF thinks that it looks more like an obvious (relatively) knife-gun and less like a knife with a hidden barrel, then it's kosher.

Sixgun Strumpet
Feb 16, 2009

I suspect I am still
terribly pleased.

I think they this stock may have been constructed out of compressed, then varnished, horse poo poo.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124587339

The King of Swag
Nov 10, 2005

To escape the closure,
is to become the God of Swag.

ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

I think they this stock may have been constructed out of compressed, then varnished, horse poo poo.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124587339

My first thought when I saw it was that it's just a poor fiberglass job that was even more poorly painted, but then I noticed the pieces of hay and other plant/vegetable matter still compressed and stuck in it. Ugh, imagine what it smells like when it gets really hot and starts to weep moisture.

Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by Ozma


ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

I think they this stock may have been constructed out of compressed, then varnished, horse poo poo.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124587339

Litter Critters!

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

I think they this stock may have been constructed out of compressed, then varnished, horse poo poo.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124587339

Would this be worth say a hundred bucks to drop into a stock not made out of the floor of a barn?

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005



ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

I think they this stock may have been constructed out of compressed, then varnished, horse poo poo.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=124587339

Huh. Seller has a an F(1) rating.

Gewehr 43
Aug 25, 2003

by Y Kant Ozma Post


infrared35 posted:

Huh. Seller has a an F(1) rating.

Yeah, but the high bidder's currently got it with one cent.

Sixgun Strumpet
Feb 16, 2009

I suspect I am still
terribly pleased.

I am tempted to buy the thing and drive up to Bellingham to pick it up, just to see if it smells.

Speaking of poo, I found this gem:

EARLY DISNEY CERTIFIED WITH COLLECTOR NUMBER DISCONTINUED SERIES WINNIE THE POO WITH EIGGOR SII/SEKO WATCH. THIS WATCH IS A LADIES/GIRLS WATCH. BATTERY IS PRESENTLY DEAD. HAS LEATHER BAN WITH I BELIEVE BUTTERFLIES.GOLD AND SILVER COLOR FACE AND BAND BUCKLES.

Is this type of spelling typical for Ohio?

Groda
Mar 17, 2005



infrared35 posted:

Huh. Seller has a an F(1) rating.
I did a double-take when I saw that. I don't think I've ever seen anything but A's.

What is that stock made out of anyway? Sawdust and resin?

"Reserve Not Met"

EDIT: This guy actually has a bunch of cool stuff.

Groda fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2009 around 22:27

mkultra419
May 3, 2005
Alchemist

ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

Is this type of spelling typical for Ohio?

Maybe southern Ohio (which is culturally northern Kentucky/West Virgina). Dude's in Akron so I suppose it could be from all the rubber fumes.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

I have the 50th and Final Pony Av!

ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

Is this type of spelling typical for Ohio?
It's spelling typical for the Internet.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

I have the 50th and Final Pony Av!

GWBBQ posted:

Shouldn't this be registered as AOW?

It doesn't have a grip perpendicular to the bore, so yes according to current ATF rules it should be registered as an AOW.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005



Craptacular posted:

It doesn't have a grip perpendicular to the bore, so yes according to current ATF rules it should be registered as an AOW.
The manufacturer seems pretty adamant that if fits "27 CFR Part 179 S 179.11" (definition of a firearm). Was it probably grandfathered before some rules change?

EDIT: The last mention of 27 CFR 179.11 that I can find is in the 2002 CFR. In 2008 CFR it's moved to 27 CFR 479.11, but the same text as before. Nothing about perpendicular grips.

Groda fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2009 around 22:51

Linux Republican
Dec 30, 2008


Craptacular posted:

It doesn't have a grip perpendicular to the bore, so yes according to current ATF rules it should be registered as an AOW.

I don't think I have a single firearm with a "grip perpendicular to the bore." At what point does it it become an AOW?

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

I have the 50th and Final Pony Av!

I'm pretty sure it's just ATF interpretation; I haven't been able to find it spelled out anywhere as such. Here's what I think their reasoning is:

1) A handgun is defined as being designed to be fired with one hand.
2) A handgun with a forward vertical grip has two grips, so it's designed to be fired with two hands, and therefore it's an AOW.
3) Being perpendicular (or close enough to perpendicular) makes it a grip.
4) No grips means that it's not specifically designed to be fired with one hand. Therefore it's an AOW.

Craptacular fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2009 around 23:28

Linux Republican
Dec 30, 2008


Craptacular posted:

I'm pretty sure it's just ATF interpretation; I haven't been able to find it spelled out anywhere as such. Here's what I think their reasoning is:

1) A handgun is defined as being designed to be fired with one hand.
2) A handgun with a forward vertical grip has two grips, so it's designed to be fired with two hands, and therefore it's an AOW.
3) Being perpendicular (or close enough to perpendicular) makes it a grip.
4) No grips means that it's not specifically designed to be fired with one hand. Therefore it's an AOW.

I'm just thinking that there are some target .22s and such with some pretty shallow grip angles, and that knife isn't that far off in grip angle from those. Did they ever look at these specifically, does anyone know?

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The Architect
Jul 6, 2003

Oh Coulson!

Here's a great deal for the Canadian shooters, apologies if this has been posted already. I really don't know if this guy is serious or not, since the Canadian Gun Nutz forums are not exactly a shining pinnacle of rationality.


Click here for the full 886x594 image.


quote:

Posted in red rifles last year, my Dragunov has drawn a large amount of popularity.
subsequently i've received many dozens of high value offers for this one of a kind custom engineered rifle.

I've decided to throw it out onto the CGN market.

It's a point of pride for me, but I can't stand in the way of commerce.


Many of you already know very well about this rifle.
but, for those who don't, in breif, it is a SVT-40. HEAVILY modified with NON-gunsmithing mods (reversible) which convert it to as close as a Dragunov as we'll ever get.
All original parts are included, so, this Dragunov also comes with the potential to be a very nice SVT-40 for when the need arises.

I'll let the pics speak for themselves.

This baby accurately pumps 5 rounds of 7.62X54r downrange, using it's included Russian POSP scope.

Pics are Big and Delicious.
Click for my Gallery
http://gallery.me.com/derekdavidkent#100154
Price is $1,000,000 Shipping included (except for Territories) Or Best Offer EMT is King

quote:

Price is $1,000,000 Shipping included

Oh good I'll save some cash because shipping is included in the MILLION DOLLAR loving PRICE. It's gotta be a joke. Right?

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