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Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


Vorlonesque posted:

Wow, just...wow.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=132371973

This is on the level of bullshit people sell at gunshows like "Pancho Villa's personal 1911" but with a creepy Nazi angle.

Heh, I LOVE this poo poo. I have been going to gun shows since I was 5 years old and this poo poo always, ALWAYS, turns up. From the guy selling "prop replicas" of various Death camp things (up to and including Zyclon B canisters) to the tables selling U-boat collectibles but with far more swastikas than anything else. There are far more fake Nazi things than real and most are poo poo.

And know this: During WWII Americans were known as THE souvenir collectors. After the war an industry was born in Germany that involved using leftover parts and pieces, assembling them and selling them to occupation troops who wanted something to send home. Daggers, Iron Crosses, things that say "Adolf Hitler" all this stuff was fair game for starving Germans and sucker Americans. There are whole books on just fakes of the Third Reich.

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Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


Cyrano4747 posted:

I'm 27, I'll be 28 in August.

You want to feel old, try teaching college freshmen. I've got some who were born in '92. To put that into perspective, that is the first year of the Clinton presidency.

That's right, the college interns servicing 'ol Bill now were still in diapers when he was chasing after Lewinsky's fat rear end.

Also, I had some goddamned kid "complement" me on my "really retro" leather jacket and ask which one of the local 2nd hand stores I bought it at.

I got this thing new 11 years ago, goddamned, and actually took proper care of it.

poo poo, I know how you feel. I teach Political Science and it's amazing just how young these kiddies are. They also get barely any of my tv/movie references.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


nnnnghhhhgnnngh posted:

Mob Guns? gently caress Mob Guns.
this is a Webley Mk VI

My dad bought a Mk VI years ago for $50 from a work-buddy. Good deal, right? It's been chromed. 100% chromed with half rear end "target" grips that have a thumb rest. Still, $50 is $50 and dad tells people it's a rare "Jungle" model, made in Australia.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


Gewehr 43 posted:

This poo poo annoys me.


Look, man. I don't come to gunbroker for a loving history lesson. I want to know details about this specific gun, not its overall history. That bolded section is the only part of the entire ad that actually has anything to do with this particular gun.

This is the kind of dumbass at Gunshows that will overprice the poo poo out of bubba specials because "it's a Nazi Mauser".

Burning Beard fucked around with this message at Aug 18, 2010 around 21:32

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


Sixgun Strumpet posted:

10ct., .30 cal. / 308 REAL Raufoss Bullets - RARE!

Some seriously classic gunborker in that one.

I'm a big fan of the gigantic block of words droning on and on about the new Obama gun ban, personally.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe



It's a goddamn reproduction too. Fresh label, clear, unworn stamps.. all looking like a repro to me.

This Nazi poo poo really has a wide and deep appeal. Collecting German stuff is in no way bad but it's like reenacting: for every 100 Wehrmacht guys there the creepy gently caress who has an Gestapo Uniform and dresses his kid as Hitler Youth. They're the ones who make the news.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


Mishaco posted:

I had a real good one i wanted to share, but i couldn't find the auction today...poo poo.

Anyway; enjoy this one instead:
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=245494527

I wonder if California stood him up at the prom or something?

This. This is why I hate the American "gun culture".

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


Sten Freak posted:

German WWII collectors are going to want to go on a nutpunching rampage upon viewing this:

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=251056581

E: and you know, some others may hate this one so it's appropriate here but I find this a pretty cool project for a beaten mauser and the process and outcome are well documented in my opinion. The auction is for the service.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=249967976

Actually, the '60s conversions, while cringe inducing, are at least understandable. And the one pictured looks like somebody had it done professionally; looks pretty good. At least some idiot didn't chop it in the 1980s because he could.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


McNally posted:

I may have gotten a little desperate.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=254306520

Best ad ever on Gunborker. EVER. Cue to see how many idiots ask you if the AR is included.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


mikerock posted:

I did a couple of re-enactments in Oregon in the early/mid 2000s. It was fun until after a couple of times I went out they felt it was time to belt out a song that went "Sechs millionen ist nicht genug" among other things. I they also gave a toast to Ronald Reagan that night "for finishing off the Commies" and also because he had died that day.

I never went back.

I reenact both Second World War and French and Indian War. WWII brings out the idiots. French and Indian, as least the guys I do it with, are interested in drinking, shooting and having fun. It's a financial distinction: WWII repro stuff is cheap enough that Jimmy Redneck can buy everything he needs and half-rear end the rest. F&I War, well, the Regimental coat can easily cost as much as a decent WWII set-up by itself.

When we do WWII we always avoid the known idiots if we can, including the overtly political assholes. At an event one year a group of Germans hung out the German Battle flag in a non-historical location, so that it was more of a statement. Then they proceeded to talk with visitors about how the holocaust never happened. My buddy was only the first to report them to the Fort's management. They left and will not be back. It can be an odd hobby to be sure. I've met some awesome people; I've also met some of the biggest douche-bags ever.

The Vietnam reenactors are a really odd lot in a group of odd people. You have never seen history until you've seen a 300 pound Vietnam vet dressed in a NVA black uniform, complete with Asian style hat. It was just...off-putting. The rest of the group were assholes, up to an including the 22 year old parading around in DCUs with a dog doing what was perhaps the first 2003 Iraqi War impression in the States. This was in 2006. To poo poo like this, you just shake your head and sigh.

Burning Beard fucked around with this message at Mar 3, 2012 around 15:08

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


opengl128 posted:

Kind of want this







http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=279596948

That looks like a British Navy Flare pistol with a S&W grip set on it. Fun Fact: Boba Fett's gun in The Empire Strikes Back is based on this type of pistol. Replace the gay S&W grips with a set of Webley grips.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


Sixgun Strumpet posted:

No, S&W actually made them. That is an N-Frame Smith and Wesson gas gun.

They also made them with a full stock, the stock will fit on any N-Frame Smith and make the ATF very angry with you.

Well, smack my rear end and call me a bitch. They bear more than a passing resemblance to the old Webley stocked flare gun. Thanks for the correction.

The next Dirty Harry style cop movie needs a fully stocked N-Frame as the protagonist's weapon. I declare this now.

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Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe


Sixgun Strumpet posted:

You don't understand man, its a relic.

At one of the Rapid lovely shows I was looking at what was essentially a rusted frame with a cylinder from a Colt SAA. No other parts. They guy had dug it up as well. My dad likes crap like this so I asked how much. He said $1000. I asked him again because apparently I had mis-heard him. Nope. Fucker wanted $1000 for this rusted piece of iron that vaguely resembled a pistol. His reason for the price? Well, the book gave that price as 10%, and right there is 10% of the pistol.

That was a year and a half ago. He was still set up last week. With his valuable hunk of iron yet too. And still the same price.

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