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rbis4rbb: Sep 25, 2005; by angerbotSD

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3054299

Pandabearassault posted:

So, it took us a little while longer than the others to complete this album, but I think the effort was well worth it. Here is a full download of Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew's 3rd album of pirate hip hop, "From the Seas to the Streets." We set out to make the most epic pirate rap album possible and I think we succeeded.

In the past, alot of you guys have become big fans and have supported us in many ways. We'd like to continue thanking you for that by throwing the album on GBS.

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Direct Link(Some mirrors would be awesome):
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http://www.nonexistentrecordings.co...2thestreets.zip

The download is all 128kbps mp3s. If you want higher quality mp3s, we'd really appreciate you purchasing them at http://www.cdbaby.com/captaindan3 or on itunes(when the album shows up there in about a month). If you like it, please tell everyone you know about CapD and the crew. Blog about it, throw our cdbaby link on other forums, write to your congressperson, whatever.

For more info about the band(and some samples in case you wanna hear what we sound like before downloading): http://www.myspace.com/captaindan

enjoy!

Album now available on iTunes:
iTunes Store Link

For more stuff:
http://cdbaby.com/group/nonexrecordings
http://www.nonexistentrecordings.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mclbc8nSww4 - Black Beard's Treasure Music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_3KP7X8RQ4 - Yo Ho Ho Music video
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Capta...66917994?ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/p...860&ref=profile
http://www.hipsterplease.com/2009/0...-buccaneer.html

Admirality Live in London here:
http://www.stbridefoundation.org/br...tml?eventId=112

Also, quick plug for upcoming project:
http://www.myspace.com/thefilmographers

also, if anyone has any favorite pirate-themed bars to suggest, we're sending promo copies to various pirate outlets.

you know our crew? pirate set, captain dan stands for hungriest out and hardest out, captain danger motherfucker in this bitch. we got rum, bitches, and blunts so what the gently caress you gonna do? put em on front street next day the front page who gon front on me? girls deranked and chumped call them skank and stinkyhole

GodofGravity posted:

gently caress yeah, just saw the bulletin on myspace and was wondering if this was going to hit GBS or not. Best goon band ever.

Mo_Steel posted:

I love you and want to have sex with you! YARRR!

danoteck posted:

Yarrr Mateys!!!! I hopes ye like the fresh Poirate rhymes!

Mr. Babies posted:

No thanks.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:16

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# ? May 20, 2013 16:05

angrygodofjebus: Aug 25, 2005; "They put a big crooked number up there."

"Are you talking about your nose or Adam Dunn's contract DO HO HO HO"

i was also wondering if this was going to hit GBS or not. big fan of epic pirate rap here

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:18

Home!: Aug 30, 2008; by The Finn

Here is a full download of Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew's 3rd album of pirate hip hop, "From the Seas to the Streets." We set out to make the most epic pirate rap album possible and I think we succeeded.

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:20

MavonBarksfield: Nov 25, 2008; by Ozma

as a big fan of pirate rap,

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:21

rbis4rbb: Sep 25, 2005; by angerbotSD

good. good. only praise shall be heaped on the scurvy crew.

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:21

A MYSTERIOUS TEXT: Jan 29, 2009; by angerbotSD

the twaddle icon should be used more often imo

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:21

andrew smash: Jun 26, 2006; smooth soul

nerds are loving gay. you heard it here

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:24

MavonBarksfield: Nov 25, 2008; by Ozma

also cool thread informing us that gbs has lovely taste and likes juvenile gimmicky nonsense, didnt know that

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:25

Democrat Death Tax: Jan 19, 2008

MavonBarksfield posted:

also cool thread informing us that gbs has lovely taste and likes juvenile gimmicky nonsense, didnt know that

if a pirate rap isnt thread worthy then just loving close helldump

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:32

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

i gave it a spin it was alright

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:35

MavonBarksfield: Nov 25, 2008; by Ozma

Democrat Death Tax posted:

if a pirate rap isnt thread worthy then just loving close helldump

fair point

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:36

Postumus Pius: Feb 10, 2009; by Fistgrrl

gibbvs delenda est

# ? Feb 15, 2009 17:37

Grin and Tonic: Oct 20, 2008; Crotchpick is my hero

it's bannable in GBS to not like the most epic pirate rap

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:05

rbis4rbb: Sep 25, 2005; by angerbotSD

Grin and Tonic posted:

it's bannable in GBS to not like the most epic pirate rap

those are the same posters who say surprise buttsex? hilarious, it's somethingAWFUL not somethingNICE

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:08

That Dog From TV: Sep 6, 2007; by Fistgrrl

Postumus Pius posted:

gibbvs delenda est

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:08

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; My anime is augmented.

(c)rap is the music of the streets... good to see someone making something good out of it...

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:23

big duck equals goose: Nov 7, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

listing to pirate rap just makes me want to bust out my extensive adam ant collection

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:30

Artie: Nov 3, 2005; I do not believe you can catch me for I am super freaky

needs more ninjas and baconators and rhymes about excusing pedophiles

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:32

MatrixSchmatrix: Jul 1, 2006

lol pirates don't rap that's silly

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:37

rbis4rbb: Sep 25, 2005; by angerbotSD

change my name posted:

(c)rap is the music of the streets... good to see someone making something good out of it...

bitches, bling, money? feh, I want to hear about wenches, treasure, and doubloons

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:41

apathetic poster: May 8, 2002

is this music actually clever or interesting in any way or is it as bad as i assume it is

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:43

A MYSTERIOUS TEXT: Jan 29, 2009; by angerbotSD

it's got rapping pirates in it that's pretty clever

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:46

A MYSTERIOUS TEXT: Jan 29, 2009; by angerbotSD

MatrixSchmatrix posted:

pirates don't rap that's silly

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:47

Democrat Death Tax: Jan 19, 2008

who wants to be in my vampire new wave band. think talking heads with slightly paler fans

# ? Feb 15, 2009 18:58

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; My anime is augmented.

I think I'll put together the ADTRWs, like the Police but only sing don't stand so close to me

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:03

MatrixSchmatrix: Jul 1, 2006

Democrat Death Tax posted:

who wants to be in my vampire new wave band. think talking heads with slightly paler fans

i'm pretty sure television already exists

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:06

J. Bansal: Nov 17, 2005; by Peatpot

Democrat Death Tax posted:

if a pirate rap isnt thread worthy then just loving close helldump

it isnt, do that thing

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:32

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; My anime is augmented.

oh my god this is awful

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:37

Tre Past Cool!: Jun 28, 2008

hey goons! check out my new album for free on the internet! http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2966069

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:37

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; My anime is augmented.

yo ho ho it's a pirate's christmas

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:40

whiggles: Dec 19, 2003; TEAM EDWARD

from incredibad thread

doctor 7 posted:

The Heist is my favourite song by Incredibad. I think besides them Captain Dan is the only rap/hip-hop stuff I listen to on purpose.

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:47

Tre Past Cool!: Jun 28, 2008

danoteck posted:

Chamber 9 posted:
It's taking a few pirate cliches and stretching them much too far.

If you knew much about pirates and they're history you'd know we've actually put a lot of research into what we do to make it historically accurate. To me that's enough to make it fun and yet still well thought out. If you take this too seriously you'll miss the entire point...

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:49

whiggles: Dec 19, 2003; TEAM EDWARD

rap/hip hop

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:50

MatrixSchmatrix: Jul 1, 2006

Way Past Cool! posted:

If you knew much about pirates and they're history you'd know we've actually put a lot of research into what we do to make it historically accurate. To me that's enough to make it fun and yet still well thought out. If you take this too seriously you'll miss the entire point...

[/quote]

*thinks of lame gimmick*
*records entire album about lame gimmick*
*does so for two more loving albums*

look man this would just be pointless if we didn't do it right

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:52

Postumus Pius: Feb 10, 2009; by Fistgrrl

they're she blows

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:55

Tre Past Cool!: Jun 28, 2008

how many booty jokes can we fit in this album?

# ? Feb 15, 2009 19:56

rbis4rbb: Sep 25, 2005; by angerbotSD

historically accurate? haha thats like saying rick ross is real as gently caress hes from the streets

# ? Feb 15, 2009 20:00

Grin and Tonic: Oct 20, 2008; Crotchpick is my hero

Way Past Cool! posted:

how many booty jokes can we fit in this album?

smoke teh seaWEED

# ? Feb 15, 2009 20:04

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

hasnt pandabearassault made like a ton of bad albums with goons and released all of them on the forums

# ? Feb 15, 2009 20:07

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# ? May 20, 2013 16:05

Tre Past Cool!: Jun 28, 2008

Stegosaurus posted:

hasnt pandabearassault made like a ton of bad albums with goons and released all of them on the forums

Aqua Vita runs their label and posted in defense of Capt. Dan in the phiz thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0&pagenumber=14

Pandabearassault posted:

No I have never heard of this band ever. They sound like a rip off of Stabilizer, a band that Captain Dan is a part of that is on our label that was started by myself and goon Aquavita.

Tre Past Cool! fucked around with this message at Feb 15, 2009 around 20:14

# ? Feb 15, 2009 20:12

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