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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Photoshop Arms Onto Birds! ...Seriously
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Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.


 It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.



Now, you.

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Heintron
Mar 09, 2007

THE BLONDE WOMAN SEEKS GLOBAL DOMINANCE, AND IS USING THE BLACK MAN AS MUSCLE IN HER QUEST!


# ? Feb 16, 2009 10:29
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Mongoose Face
Jan 16, 2008
STUPID FUCKING WHORE
If I change this title back, I sucked off two more guys for $5.00.


 I'm more pissed off that I don't have wings.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 10:33
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Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

You got it, dude.

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Swink
Apr 18, 2006
Left Side <--- Many Whelps

 This is loving hilarious.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 10:52
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Big Bug Hug
Nov 19, 2002
I'm with stupid*

 Wow, I have a blue quaker just like the first bird in that picture, and opening this was kinda amusing. I agree that she is definitely pissed off about something, and I think you've found out what.

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saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

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M for Mushroom
Jan 01, 2006

new york london paris munich

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:00
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Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008

Shake it...

M for Mushroom posted:



Yeah, I think I'll be keeping an eye on this thread in the next few days

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:18
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Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:19
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Sellanraa Six
Jan 21, 2008

BOSS FOR LEADER

saihttam posted:


Finally, a shop that echoes my innermost desires...

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:22
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Mongoose Face
Jan 16, 2008
STUPID FUCKING WHORE
If I change this title back, I sucked off two more guys for $5.00.

Paradox86 posted:



This is more funny than it should be. I will laugh at this every goddamn time I see it.

This thread is going places.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:28
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eXpensiveTree4U
May 08, 2007

Ask me about my plant-mister!

 That's hosed up. Why do the chickens have human arms?

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:33
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Schurik
Sep 13, 2008

Erwache und lache


 No talent myself etc., but this is a great idea and the first few are loving hilarious. Keep 'em coming!

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:43
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Elijya
May 11, 2005

Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

 This is starting out very promising.

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feraljess
May 22, 2007

Alright! Popsicles!

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:00
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Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

feraljess posted:





THIS is what I'm talkin about.

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Straw Dog
Dec 09, 2008

Heaven and earth are ruthless, and treat the myriad creatures as straw dogs.

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naturaldisaster
Dec 23, 2007

"I fucking love being a bus!"

Now who's got opposable thumbs?

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:07
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Heintron
Mar 09, 2007

THE BLONDE WOMAN SEEKS GLOBAL DOMINANCE, AND IS USING THE BLACK MAN AS MUSCLE IN HER QUEST!


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BEEAARR!!
Nov 09, 2004

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out

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Psylocibe
Aug 23, 2006

By the power of Greyskull, don't lick Battlecat!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Kivex
Feb 12, 2007

Hey, I've got an idea... and it doesn't involve high explosives!

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Senor Tron
May 26, 2006

edit:

Psylocibe posted:



I have no idea what I am looking at here, but I think I like it.

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TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007


Orgasma: Chapter approved!

 It used to be a favorite food before this genetic engineering.
# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:19
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Ryaomon
Mar 19, 2007

Yare yare daze...

 I'm not really sure what I was aiming for.
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Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

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Kivex
Feb 12, 2007

Hey, I've got an idea... and it doesn't involve high explosives!

 I reckon this is the best photoshop thread I have ever seen and its only page1

feraljess posted:



everything about this is PERFECT

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:27
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velvet goldmine
Nov 11, 2007

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feraljess
May 22, 2007

Alright! Popsicles!

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DropsySufferer
Nov 09, 2008

I'm selling off MY NINTENDOS to repay a $1500 debt because I have too much dignity to work at MacDonalds. HOW CAN I GO ON?? Just kill me

There is no god!

I want to try this out but I'm lousy with photoshop. Is there a guide anyone can recommend and what tool do you use? I use the lasso tool for this type of thing but I can never adjust the size of what I'm trying to cut out.

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SoundMakesSense
May 09, 2006

It's the only way out.

eXpensiveTree4U posted:

That's hosed up. Why do the chickens have human arms?

You're just high as gently caress, man

These are great, though. I'll join in after I'm done with class.

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Cogito Ergo Absum
Oct 31, 2008

Effort's really not my thing. Maybe I will buy Photoshop one of these days.

But this thread is loving brilliant, one of the best PS threads I've ever seen.

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Mr Wunderbaum
Mar 30, 2007

Grim and frostbitten,
but warm and fuzzy inside


 No wings, eh? I'll show them!
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BEEAARR!!
Nov 09, 2004

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

Mr Wunderbaum posted:

No wings, eh? I'll show them!



I really like this one. It's so cute even with a big veiny arm.

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taupoke
Apr 26, 2008

Was I dead or was I sleeping?


Senor Tron posted:





That bird is a threat beyond all others

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Ewan
Sep 29, 2008


 I saw the title and thought "Yeah, this is going nowhere and going to get shat upon".

I then read the OP and thought "Hey, it's not that bad an idea and the original submission isn't too shabby"

I then went on to read the rest of the thread so far and thought "This is the greatest thing ever!".

Keep it up guys.

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KrzysztofKomeda
Jan 05, 2009

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Jerk McJerkface
Jan 16, 2004

Mr Wunderbaum posted:

No wings, eh? I'll show them!

Paradox86 posted:


naturaldisaster posted:


feraljess posted:




I don't understand when most birds that get arms, they suddenly decide to just stand around and flex them.

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