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CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
gently caress, if birds had any arms/hands/brains and access to weapons they could kill us all.

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detroitfilms
Apr 2, 2008

If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon

detroitfilms fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Feb 16, 2009

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

InVitro posted:


Shouldn't Ken be a bald eagle, and not Ryu?

John Blaster
Aug 2, 2006

I can't fall asleep without thinking about killing people.

Corman
Jul 12, 2005



He's called Big Bird for a reason

InVitro
Dec 23, 2008

I, Gary, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you! Find me a child that I might live again!

Samurai Sanders posted:

Shouldn't Ken be a bald eagle, and not Ryu?

You have a point.

But an eagle should never bear the indignity of a mullet. :911:

HawaiianBurgerJoint
Feb 7, 2009

McKilligan posted:

Another quick one



It's better than cockfighting!

limehouse v3.0
Oct 22, 2008

Wall Balls posted:

This thread is weird and wonderful in all the best ways. My entry conveniently combines my two favorite pictures ever.


hahahaha... "gently caress the world!!"

ohnoyoudidnt
Mar 19, 2005

I was told there would be pie
Argh, I can only see a few of these images - Waffleimages must have a glitch or something. I showed the pigeon with arms to my pet budgie, who kind of cocked his head and then went back to nibbling his reflection in the mirror. I'm sure that means he thinks it's awesome.

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

Thursdays
Jun 30, 2007

These are my budgies Port and Sherry. :)

frankenbeans
Feb 16, 2003

Good Times
This thread is loving class. all the :colbert: ones are hilarious.

Walrus King
Feb 4, 2009

King of Kings

detroitfilms posted:



Genius, I laughed my rear end off

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Swanky
Nov 23, 2004
Watch out! He has a book!

(animated)

Splashy Gravy
Dec 21, 2004

I HAVE FURY!
Slippery Tilde

Swanky posted:



He looks crazy enough to pull the trigger. I'd be careful.

e: oh poo poo it's animated!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

CaptainHollywood posted:

gently caress, if birds had any arms/hands/brains and access to weapons they could kill us all.

I post these every opportunity I get because they're awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ykewnc0oE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny661wLDSn8
Crows are scary smart. They're tool users. We'd be in a world of hurt if they had thumbs.

Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.
I awoke to find a bitchin' new custom title. Thanks to whoever!

PS. You guys are really stepping to the plate. I love it.

ohnoyoudidnt
Mar 19, 2005

I was told there would be pie

Thursdays posted:

These are my budgies Port and Sherry. :)



Emo budgie is cracking me up with that little bird face just being all like "oh hi."

And Port has the right to look ripped and smug...six cheek spots on one cheek? To hens that makes him look like the ultimate stud.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Have you ladies seen my beach ball? It's about this big around.

May be :nws: : http://i40.tinypic.com/2ro5ml0.jpg

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

InVitro posted:

You have a point.

But an eagle should never bear the indignity of a mullet. :911:
I never saw Ken as having a mullet, just general big 80s hair.

neetones
Sep 25, 2007


I love this thread. And to whoever named my first one "Captain Picardinal" I love you. Although as someone else pointed out, I didn't add enough pips to make him Captain.

neetones fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Feb 17, 2009

pantsofdoom
Nov 20, 2003

i like pants

Well, I spent entirely too long on this.

Swanky
Nov 23, 2004
Watch out! He has a book!

pantsofdoom posted:

Well, I spent entirely too long on this.



Saw these guys in concert. They were a little fowl.

(I love this thread more than anything)

neetones
Sep 25, 2007

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary
Dammit, I want in on this sweet bird action.


E: one more

Moneypenny Dreadful fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Feb 17, 2009

LandedGentry
Jan 31, 2008

Ask me about my serfs!

Blue tit

:nws: Blue tits :nws:

LandedGentry fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Feb 17, 2009

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Ottermotive Insanity posted:


Friends 4 Eva

Why is one on ecstasy???

softcorps
May 25, 2005

cheesy anime pizza undresses you with pepperoni eyes

campfire posted:

Fived. This better make it to Photoshop Phriday, what a kickass thread. Not to mention then we might get the added bonus of delicious etard drama when the other forum cries about it. Reading their thread is also pure comedy gold.

I like the guys whining about "credit" as if being recognized for some internet meme is something great, and they're the first people EVER to think of this.

Just have fun people, relax. poo poo.

neetones
Sep 25, 2007


the falcon disapproves

detroitfilms
Apr 2, 2008

If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon

Ointments
Feb 16, 2009

Walrus King posted:

Oh the things they could achieve....

Isn't that a human with a bird head?

pantsofdoom
Nov 20, 2003

i like pants

detroitfilms posted:



Congrats on the first complete poo poo image in this thread.

Captain Kurt
Apr 24, 2007
Do you want a banana?

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

fuckingtest posted:


Needs more flexing.

McKilligan
May 13, 2007

Acey Deezy

softcorps posted:

I like the guys whining about "credit" as if being recognized for some internet meme is something great, and they're the first people EVER to think of this.

Just have fun people, relax. poo poo.

For the uninformed, what's this 'other' forums?

Ointments
Feb 16, 2009

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

the_ruiner posted:


This is my favourite so far. Great job.

stickyricegirl
Jan 3, 2006
Wait.....yes?

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Dammit, I want in on this sweet bird action.


E: one more


Oh god, these are fantastic!!!
I'm loving this thread.

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Malalol
Apr 4, 2007

I spent $1,000 on my computer but I'm too "poor" to take my dog or any of my animals to the vet for vet care. My neglect caused 1 of my birds to die prematurely! My dog pisses everywhere! I don't care! I'm a piece of shit! Don't believe me? Check my post history in Pet Island!
GISing arm poses are impossible.