Photoshop Arms Onto Birds! ...Seriously

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Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

Now, you.

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moosepoop: Mar 9, 2007; GET SWOLE

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Mongoose Face: Jan 16, 2008; sure they are just guys waving there guns around but that is what people are going to go watch

I'm more pissed off that I don't have wings. :colbert:

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:33

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

You got it, dude.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:46

Swink: Apr 18, 2006; Left Side <--- Many Whelps

This is loving hilarious.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 11:52

Big Bug Hug: Nov 19, 2002; I'm with stupid*

Wow, I have a blue quaker just like the first bird in that picture, and opening this was kinda amusing. I agree that she is definitely pissed off about something, and I think you've found out what.

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saihttam: Apr 15, 2006; Enter sadman

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M for Mushroom: Jan 1, 2006; new york london paris munich

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:00

Astrobastard: Dec 31, 2008; Winky Face

M for Mushroom posted:

Yeah, I think I'll be keeping an eye on this thread in the next few days

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:18

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND: Jan 21, 2008

saihttam posted:

Finally, a shop that echoes my innermost desires...

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:22

Mongoose Face: Jan 16, 2008; sure they are just guys waving there guns around but that is what people are going to go watch

Paradox86 posted:

This is more funny than it should be. I will laugh at this every goddamn time I see it.

This thread is going places.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:28

eXpensiveTree4U: May 8, 2007; Ask me about my plant-mister!

That's hosed up. Why do the chickens have human arms?

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:33

Schurik: Sep 13, 2008

No talent myself etc., but this is a great idea and the first few are loving hilarious. Keep 'em coming!

# ? Feb 16, 2009 12:43

Elijya: May 11, 2005; Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

This is starting out very promising.

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feraljess: May 22, 2007; Alright! Popsicles!

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:00

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

feraljess posted:

THIS is what I'm talkin about.

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Straw Dog: Dec 9, 2008; by Ozmaugh

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naturaldisaster: Dec 23, 2007; "I fucking love being a bus!"

Now who's got opposable thumbs?

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:07

moosepoop: Mar 9, 2007; GET SWOLE

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:10

BEEAARR!!: Nov 9, 2004; Someone got hit
in the boingloins!

Hit in the boingloins!
Boingloins! Boingloins!
Someone got hit in them!

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:10

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:12

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Kivex: Feb 12, 2007; Hey, I've got an idea... and it doesn't involve high explosives!

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Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

edit:

Psylocibe posted:

I have no idea what I am looking at here, but I think I like it.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:18

TampaTango: Apr 12, 2007; COMICS CRIMINAL

It used to be a favorite food before this genetic engineering.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:19

Ryaomon: Mar 19, 2007; Ask me about being a racist piece of shit with a racist gimmick

I'm not really sure what I was aiming for.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:23

Macrowave Oven: Nov 20, 2008; Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:24

Kivex: Feb 12, 2007; Hey, I've got an idea... and it doesn't involve high explosives!

I reckon this is the best photoshop thread I have ever seen and its only page1

feraljess posted:

everything about this is PERFECT

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:27

velvet goldmine: Nov 11, 2007

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feraljess: May 22, 2007; Alright! Popsicles!

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DropsySufferer: Nov 9, 2008; Impractical practicality

There is no god! :gonk:

I want to try this out but I'm lousy with photoshop. Is there a guide anyone can recommend and what tool do you use? I use the lasso tool for this type of thing but I can never adjust the size of what I'm trying to cut out.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:38

SoundMakesSense: May 9, 2006; It's the only way out.

eXpensiveTree4U posted:

That's hosed up. Why do the chickens have human arms?

You're just high as gently caress, man

These are great, though. I'll join in after I'm done with class.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:42

Cogito Ergo Absum: Oct 31, 2008

Effort's really not my thing. Maybe I will buy Photoshop one of these days.

But this thread is loving brilliant, one of the best PS threads I've ever seen.

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Mr Wunderbaum: Mar 30, 2007; Grim and frostbitten,
but warm and fuzzy inside

No wings, eh? I'll show them!

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BEEAARR!!: Nov 9, 2004; Someone got hit
in the boingloins!

Hit in the boingloins!
Boingloins! Boingloins!
Someone got hit in them!

Mr Wunderbaum posted:

No wings, eh? I'll show them!

I really like this one. It's so cute even with a big veiny arm.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:47

taupoke: Apr 26, 2008; by T. Finninho

Senor Tron posted:

That bird is a threat beyond all others

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:57

Ewan: Sep 29, 2008; Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

I saw the title and thought "Yeah, this is going nowhere and going to get shat upon".

I then read the OP and thought "Hey, it's not that bad an idea and the original submission isn't too shabby"

I then went on to read the rest of the thread so far and thought "This is the greatest thing ever!".

Keep it up guys.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 13:59