Photoshop Arms Onto Birds! ...Seriously

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Ointments: Feb 16, 2009

Chemmy posted:

You spelled the name of your own message board incorrectly.

I fixed it bro....

Don't hate the typer, hate the typo

# ? Feb 16, 2009 20:41

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:41

Dave Inc.: Nov 26, 2007; Let's have a drink!

HawaiianBurgerJoint posted:

You made a whole lot of kindergartners happy with this one.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 20:42

Metanaut: Oct 9, 2006; Honey it's tight like that.; College Slice

# ? Feb 16, 2009 20:48

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

# ? Feb 16, 2009 20:50

TigerMoJo: Mar 11, 2008

Ointments posted:

I fixed it bro....

Don't hate the typer, hate the typo

No one cares. :dogout:

I never realized how hard it is to find the right arms you're looking for.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:02

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:03

Swanky: Nov 23, 2004; Watch out! He has a book!

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:04

Orthogonalus: Feb 26, 2008; Right angles ONLY

TigerMoJo posted:

I never realized how hard it is to find the right arms you're looking for.

Indeed.

Also, fun fact: When searching for source pictures, I found an NWS image much quicker when I searched for "eating dinner" than when I searched for "great tit". The internet has surprised me today.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:05

hambeef: Aug 21, 2004

Chemmy posted:

You spelled the name of your own message board incorrectly.

http://209.123.234.153/reeelapse/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=28435&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=50

" This poo poo can go full lolcat and we'll never get credit if we all act like Craven cowards."

holy loving jesus

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:09

Hungry Black Mage: Aug 24, 2007; So very hungry.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:11

Ointments: Feb 16, 2009

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:13

EvilGenius: May 2, 2006; Death to the Black Eyed Peas

PepperSinclaire posted:

This picture is the very definition of Sea Gull.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:16

Jasper Tin Neck: Nov 14, 2008; "Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

"Hello?"

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:25

Jyrraeth: Aug 1, 2008; I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:26

url: Apr 23, 2007; internet gnuru

I have pigbag playing at the mo. I wish I had the energy to do 5 birds all on wind doing a madness type march.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:27

LRDZBL: Dec 10, 2008; by The Finn

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:27

XyZeR: Apr 22, 2006; Polygon Tamer

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:28

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Ointments posted:

Why is the blue jay forced to party by himself?

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:30

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

TigerMoJo posted:

I never realized how hard it is to find the right arms you're looking for.

Wait until you get to the left arms!

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:30

Hamiltonian Bicycle: Apr 26, 2008; !

Uncle [piercing shriek] told me this would work.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:33

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Drunkboxer posted:

Why is the blue jay forced to party by himself?

I shall answer your question with another question:

Why is the jay blue?

Because he was forced to party by himself.
He's blue because he's sad.
He's sad because he has no friends.
He's probably an alcoholic.
Welcome to the Republican Party.

[fake edit] Interestingly, that looks like a wing to me.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:33

Eldest: Apr 2, 2007; Making the Special Sauce "special" for over a decade!

mrfart posted:

Oh my GOD.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:37

MaximumTaint: Apr 27, 2007

How about a light?

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:38

TigerMoJo: Mar 11, 2008

I don't know what is going on.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:38

Stinger2012: Jul 24, 2008; Maintaining Mediocrity Since 1990

Bad Munki posted:

Welcome to the Republican Party.

The Reps are Red.

:ssh:

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:40

Ointments: Feb 16, 2009

DropsySufferer posted:

There is no god!

I want to try this out but I'm lousy with photoshop. Is there a guide anyone can recommend and what tool do you use? I use the lasso tool for this type of thing but I can never adjust the size of what I'm trying to cut out.

edit-transform-scale

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:41

lionlegs: Feb 16, 2005; Ask me about my lego spheres!

mrfart posted:

I spent awhile wondering whether this was a photoshop or not before realising what a stupid question that is. Amazing.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:41

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

WriteToDrew posted:

edit: needed some tweeting, er, tweaking

The pose is just perfect.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:46

Shakespearean Beef: Jul 12, 2008; Ask me all about how I proudly marched alongside literal NEO-NAZIS to protest against the GOVERNMENT taking away our FREEDOMS because of nothing mote that the common FLU!!! I'm holding aloft the TORCH of FREEDOM!!

Haha, I don't know whats funnier. The amazingly funny and well done photoshops or the butthurt guys over at the other forum crying that SA is doing it better.

Keep up the amazing work guys, im dying here.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:48

Senorspoof: Feb 6, 2009

Ointments posted:

Oh dear god YES.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:50

Ointments: Feb 16, 2009

Drunkboxer posted:

Why is the blue jay forced to party by himself?

Blue Jays are pricks...

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:51

The Adama: Jan 6, 2003; EJO has always got your back. Shouldn't you return the favor?

mrfart posted:

This is a fantastic shop. Also, I think you could sell it as the star of some new childrens book/cartoon.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:55

Quincy Smallvoice: Mar 18, 2006; Bitches leave

Jyrraeth posted:

holy... poo poo!

# ? Feb 16, 2009 21:55

Effingham: Aug 1, 2006; The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

LRDZBL posted:

Oh, man. That's... um....

What is your thought process?

# ? Feb 16, 2009 22:00

killer crane: Dec 30, 2006; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Friends 4 Eva

# ? Feb 16, 2009 22:01

ONITABAS: Jan 31, 2009; Straight.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in about a year.

# ? Feb 16, 2009 22:04

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Shakespearean Beef posted:

Haha, I don't know whats funnier. The amazingly funny and well done photoshops or the butthurt guys over at the other forum crying that SA is doing it better.

Keep up the amazing work guys, im dying here.

That's just how we roll. :cool: