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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
I figure Ippo, RRR, AR Meguru, Karate something something Meguru, etc. can fill a thread. Lord knows Ippo alone can't.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
No, the most natural thing in the world will happen. Rather than Itagaki disappearing, once they finish their zwee contest the two boxers will discover that the entire audience disappeared instead. HnI will become more meta than Bakuman.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
Calling it- nothing changes the status quo in the foreseeable future because Morikawa doesn't give a gently caress.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
Itagaki: Worse than Woli.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
Counterpoint: Woli is gone now. Itagaki has shown no signs of going away.

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Jul 1, 2007

Rainbow Pony Deluxe posted:

Good theory, but it doesn't explain Woli.

It does, though? HnI has been going on for so long that volume sales are independent of quality. It would not matter if Ippo literally fought Goku, much less one more painful racist stereotype.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
A good boxer can't really stand up to honest to god super powers. Well, not without help from their ghostly alter ego.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
It doesn't really make much sense for them to continue as pros, but having either of them retire would change the status quo and we can't have that.

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Jul 1, 2007

Fabricated posted:

Do you realize how incredibly boring it's going to get when Kimura and Aoki retire?

Whaaaaaaat? How could HnI ever become boring? That's just crazy talk.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
Don't kid yourself, it'll still be terrible.

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Jul 1, 2007

trucutru posted:

Well, to be fair, that chapter (Ozma) was written so long ago it is kinda like getting mad at Tin Tin in the Congo No, not really. But it *is* almost 20 years old. Mori has had a lot of time to change

Woli was a southeast asian (malaysian, maybe?) who was good at boxing because he played with monkeys. Mori has not given up casual racism.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ippo hasn't grown as a person ever since he first became champion.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
can he still work a fishing boat with that level of brain damage, though?

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Jul 1, 2007
it is the unavoidable result of kamogawa huffing his own farts for his entire adult life

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Jul 1, 2007
takamura's super move is punching the other guy really hard until they go down.

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Jul 1, 2007
takamura has a coach rather than a father figure he dedicated his life to pleasing

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Jul 1, 2007
it's even odds on him being a normal boxer and someone who walks on his hands and boxes with his feet

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Jul 1, 2007
we've all seen meatspin already.

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Jul 1, 2007
ippo needs to hook up with someone, anyone. dedicating his adult life to his moronic father figure with no room for any other relationships was pretty hosed up.

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Jul 1, 2007

Asuron posted:

This right here is where the boxing stopped. He is swaying completely backwards and yet somehow throws a punch with forward momentum that lets him leap up and strike Ippo across the face. What do you even call that?

monkey magic

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Patware posted:

goddamnit this suddenly got really good

how the gently caress

it's ippo. it will definitely disappoint you eventually.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
retired and listless ippo is way more interesting than having him be punched in the head 300 times per match. so naturally, he is going to come out of retirement despite what a terrible idea that is on every level.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kamogawa probably hasn't learned a drat thing and would be totally fine with ippo killing himself in the ring.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kamogawa's gonna watch the only son he ever had die in the ring while refusing to ever throw in the towel. he hasn't learned a drat thing.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
remember that plot thread where the other trainer at the gym was upset because none of the boxers he was handling ever became champions, while the boxers kamogawa handled did?


lol

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ippo's gonna beat out the middleman and punch himself in the face until he dies while kamogawa watches approvingly

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
by refusing to die of boxing-induced brain damage, ippo is demonstrating insufficient samurai spirit

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ippo reveals the final form of his new dempsey, but it's just him twitching on the floor while he dies of a seizure

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
comparing moe the bartender and kamogawa is always good for a laugh

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Jul 1, 2007

TaurusOxford posted:

Oh yes, cause this is a GREAT reason for Ippo to come out of retirement and risk permanent injury to himself...

"I have to start boxing again! Miyata-kun is BORED!"

it's not really a risk, more an absolute certainty due to ippo's boxing style.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
what kind of boxers and boxing fans aren't familiar with the concept of traumatic brain damage? it's an integral part of the sport.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think ippo has even realized that he is gay as all get out

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
because they weren't taught by kamogawa, the worst trainer on earth

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