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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


God I'm even worse at this than stone soup, I just got killed by a gnome king, before that I kicked down a shop door and instantly got killed by the shopkeeper behind it.

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


stubblyhead posted:

What did you learn from your experiences?

Genocide gnomes.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I was doing pretty well, it would appear that the game obviously thought I'd been too lucky so far and decided to do this:



:aaaaa:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I polymorphed my pet dog into a liche, got it all the way up to arch lich then had the fucker get hit by a black light and go nuts, forcing me to run away to the next level where I promptly got killed by an energy vortex god drat.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


karphead posted:

that's what you get for letting your pet do all the work :P

unless you were trying for a pacifist

I was a monk and my liche touched me and made my gloves vanish :(

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