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SNiPER_Magnum posted:NC just passed an anti-idling law. No more than 5 minutes allowed now. I can't wait till one of these lawmakers gets kidnapped than handcuffed and left in the back of a truck for a week or two in hot weather.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 03:58 |
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Really glad I found this thread! The Old Man and I are getting ready to head back out on the road. The economy poo poo the bed so hard in the past 18 months that I really don't have a choice money wise. Plus, I've got a wedding to pay for soon  We're shipping out in 2 weeks for orientation; pee test and drinking the company kool-aide. We'll be on a dedicated run out west. Ahhh gently caress it. Let's roll.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 04:01 |
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Glad to see you in here Bruiser! I look forward to tales of exploding rigs being shot off of ramps into piles of explosives!
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 04:08 |
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Goddamn right. We're actually kind of looking forward to it. "I AIN'T SHAVED MAH TOOTIE IN TWO WEEKS" was probably the best quote last time we were out. edit: I wonder what kind of truck we're going to get... please be a volvo 
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 04:10 |
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Bruiser posted:Goddamn right. We're actually kind of looking forward to it. Hand in yer man-sac vulva driver
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 04:44 |
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Faux-trucker here. I'm driving a large Ryder box truck around the East half of the country. I have a diesel, air brakes, and a CB on channel 19. Does that count?
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 04:50 |
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ijustam posted:Faux-trucker here. I'm driving a large Ryder box truck around the East half of the country. I have a diesel, air brakes, and a CB on channel 19. Does that count? Only if you have a mentally retarded DM.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 05:05 |
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InterceptorV8 posted:Only if you have a mentally retarded DM. He isn't retarded but he's a massive prick. Does that count?
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 05:08 |
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InterceptorV8 posted:Hand in yer man-sac vulva driver It's not my fault that the goddamn sweedes make a great truck. But what I really want is a long nose pete with goddamn stacks scraping the sky; black smoke pouring out as I grind down Donner pass and an air brushed picture of jesus as an Indian princess howling at a wolf moon goddamn boy eeeee-yeeeee that's goddamn truck driving right there boy oo-rah 9-11 never forget john 3:16.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 05:34 |
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Just kidding, I want an International.... haha..hahaha.....ahahaha
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 05:38 |
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Bruiser posted:It's not my fault that the goddamn sweedes make a great truck. Dude, how did you hear about my new ride? Bruiser posted:Just kidding, I want an International.... haha..hahaha.....ahahaha FYI those Prostar Eagles are loving sweet, the top bunk is as big as a 670's lower bunk and turns about the same as a 670. And rides a fuckload better. ijustam posted:He isn't retarded but he's a massive prick. Does that count? Sure I guess lol.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 06:09 |
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InterceptorV8 posted:Not checkbox, not voting. GBS has no patience.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 11:11 |
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Tossed_Salad_Man posted:GBS has no patience. So it was a dude?
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 11:45 |
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Sponge! posted:So it was a dude? to say the least.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 11:51 |
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Tossed_Salad_Man posted:to say the least. Was it some sort of prostitution sting? Is there a weird law against dating sites? I must know. 
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 13:31 |
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PopeCrunch posted:Was it some sort of prostitution sting? Is there a weird law against dating sites? I must know. Like that guy on NBC but trolling with men in dresses to catch deviants instead of "12 year old girls". The thread got gassed, I guess I am supposed to have faster than light travel or the ability to alter time. So gently caress it. Not derailing IV8s thread. There WAS some sort of lime green chromed out low riding Pete up there though. Had a big rear end cow catcher brush guard thing on it and everything. Can you chop the tops on those things? It didn't look like a normal cab. I know it was a pete cause it had the logo in a big silver decal down the side of the sleeper.( I guess the big rear end part behind the cab was a sleeper. it was huge as gently caress. Tossed_Salad_Man fucked around with this message at Jul 15, 2010 around 13:50 |
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Tossed_Salad_Man posted:Like that guy on NBC but trolling with men in dresses to catch deviants instead of "12 year old girls". The thread got gassed, I guess I am supposed to have faster than light travel or the ability to alter time. That is completely bullshit, the NBC thing is about exposing pedophiles, not consenting adults looking for a nonstandard hookup. What the hell business is it of news channel 9 or whatever if a dude wants to hook up with a dude in a dress? The chopping the top comment made me envision a convertible truck, and I think that mental image might just be the greatest thing.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 14:00 |
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I'm completely fine with it because you know there's at least one cop out there that is going to get poo poo about that picture of him in a dress for the rest of his life.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 14:51 |
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Dammit B why'd you go and do that? edit: You didn't get in any real trouble, did you? Random hookups are totally legal (well maybe not in NC, we gots funny laws)
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 15:29 |
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CannonFodder posted:Dammit B why'd you go and do that? Man gently caress it. It's why I never post poo poo anymore. Internet detectives, and people who can't pay attention for more than 10 minutes at a time. I am no Hakan. Lets all forget about it and move on. It could have been glorious.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 16:02 |
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Tossed_Salad_Man posted:Man gently caress it. It's why I never post poo poo anymore. And it's not internet detectiving when I've seen you eat a nutter butter out of a blowup doll's rear end. You saucy devil (kissy face smiley here)
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 16:45 |
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I sure do miss camp lol
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 17:52 |
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LloydDobler posted:Now it's got me wondering if it's urban legend going around trucker circles, and it didn't really happen to my friend. That was posted a month before I posted it here, but I heard it from my friend a couple years ago. And he's not the surfing craigslist type so I know he didn't post it on the SF craigslist forums. Quoting myself as a follow up if anyone else gave a poo poo. My buddy swears hand to god he saw this personally. It was in a full truck stop in southern California, and all the truckers who saw it were talking about it on the radio, so it could easily be any one of those guys. It happened around 1995, one of the first things he saw when he started driving truck.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 18:17 |
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Tossed_Salad_Man posted:Man gently caress it. It's why I never post poo poo anymore. GBS causes cancer, and is stuffed full of ADHD Ritalin oding fucktards. In other news, I got flashed today. NICE loving TITTIES TOO! also, not a derail knock yourself out.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 18:42 |
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I never saw titties
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 19:50 |
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Bruiser posted:I never saw titties Wimmen don't flash vulva trux
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 20:25 |
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InterceptorV8 posted:Wimmen don't flash vulva trux HEY
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 20:28 |
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Bruiser posted:HEY I'll flash you if you go over donner. Look for the hairy guy with bitch tits in a saab. i may even blow you a kiss. Watch out for nutcup, though. He means it.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 20:30 |
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 Don't get any more American then this. Large Car: Check Hammer Down: Check Lynyrd Skynyrd playing: Check Trailer full of cheap Chinese poo poo: Check
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 20:48 |
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InterceptorV8 posted:
Beef-wood dash: Check.
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 21:17 |
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That is a nice masculine hood right there. *you drive by an onramp that I happen to be in a skirt riverdancing without any underwear on. i start high kicking myself in the face, while my scrotum whips around in distress and in full view*
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| # ? Jul 15, 2010 23:39 |
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PUBLIC TOILETS
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InterceptorV8 posted:
I've never seen a hood ornament like that on a Volvo...
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| # ? Jul 16, 2010 02:49 |
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SNiPER_Magnum posted:I've never seen a hood ornament like that on a Volvo... IV8 got stuck in a new truck after he put his allspark in it without protection  edit: To be fair, the truck was begging him to do it.
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| # ? Jul 16, 2010 03:22 |
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InterceptorV8 posted:
I recognize that place! It's the middle of loving nowhere! I spent 10 hours driving through that place! I'm not sure why every sentence is ending with an exclamation mark!
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| # ? Jul 16, 2010 07:00 |
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nutcup posted:That is a nice masculine hood right there. Petes gets Titties. Also the door in the sleeper is loving awesome. SNiPER_Magnum posted:I've never seen a hood ornament like that on a Volvo... I hope I get a Prostar next week... gently caress no, slam me back in that god damned Pete. Muffinpox posted:IV8 got stuck in a new truck after he put his allspark in it without protection I jammed my "power divider" in between it's pumpkins while I was "laying the power down" if you know what I mean. DoomCenturion posted:I recognize that place! It's the middle of loving nowhere! I spent 10 hours driving through that place! I'm not sure why every sentence is ending with an exclamation mark! Because you didn't get no titties.
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| # ? Jul 16, 2010 20:04 |
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Its probably buried in this thread some where and I cant be arsed to look back into last year...but! So about this time last year the Tooele, UT army depot orders a whole semi load of product from one of our manufacturers in Texas and the load gets denied because CH Robinson dispatches a Russian rear end in a top hat with only a green card. We have to unload his truck and hold it here until we can get a semi that is willing to run this stuff to the army depot. So a few weeks ago I look at a incoming fax from the army depot for the same thing and my mind instantly flashes back to last year's nightmare. However, this time when we called CH Robinson and reminded them that whoever is picking up the load from TX that we were crystal clear to the dispatch that this poo poo is going to a army base and NO GREEN CARD DRIVERS, U.S CITIZENS ONLY. So  pulls into our yard and he shows me the bill of lading, I tell him that he was dispatched the wrong place and he is supposed to go down to an army base in Tooele. I make sure to him if he is a US Citizen, and his response is that he is a U.S. Resident with a green card.  Poor guy sat in our dock for two hours while my boss, our Rep from CH and the trucking company fight over what to do with him. Really cool guy, he told me a story about how he made a delivery to a jail and that his dispatch was supposed to fill out a form and send it to the jail because it takes a month to process. He shows up to the jail the day before thanksgiving and his company never filled out the form. Telven fucked around with this message at Jul 17, 2010 around 02:24 |
| # ? Jul 17, 2010 02:21 |
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InterceptorV8 posted:Only if you have a mentally retarded DM. Are there any other kind?
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| # ? Jul 17, 2010 04:20 |
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Telven posted:Its probably buried in this thread some where and I cant be arsed to look back into last year...but! SNAFU. Par for the loving course. I've had a couple of CH loads that once underway and really looked at the BOL where completely hosed up. Like running under their DOT auth in MY truck kinda hosed up. JnnyThndrs posted:Are there any other kind? Seems to be very rare that you get anyone that understands you need to pull penis out of pants first then take a piss in this line of work. Take today, they made me pull the keys out of my truck and hang them on the dock so I wouldn't pull out while they had a forklift in the trailer, so I sat in their dock while they unloaded and they asked me why and I told them I didn't trust them to not copy my keys while I didn't have my eyes on them. They got all kinds of huffy until I told them flat out, "you don't trust me, I sure as hell don't trust you"
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| # ? Jul 17, 2010 05:28 |
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Hood shot contributions. None of these are new pictures I guess. A pointless shot of random poo poo in Indianapolis.  Click here for the full 1600x1200 image. Can't remember if this was on 90 in New York or what (somewhere up there), but just making way for a fellow trucker who probably freshly evacuated his destroyed trucker bowels.  Click here for the full 1600x1200 image. Looks like I was headed west on the Tappan Zee butthole bridge and nobody gives a poo poo.  Click here for the full 1600x1200 image. Near Brooklyn, just before jumping on the brooklyn queens express gay on my way out to long island dildo factory.  Click here for the full 1600x1154 image. Port of Baltimore, Dundalk terminal. Not sure if that is Baltimore showing up on the right side of the horizon or not, but that is a short nose pete hood there as it looks longingly across the bay to who gives a gently caress WE'RE ALL DEAD.  Click here for the full 1600x1200 image. A couple of hoods.  Click here for the full 1600x1200 image. Following a buddy of mine who has tight abs up over the delaware memorial bridge I think. You can just barely see the hood poking out there.  Click here for the full 1600x1200 image. Figured I'd break up my digital homo eroticism towards interceptor and post those for the hell of it. Though I suppose I should add this picture of me braiding interceptor's asscrack hair with my tongue at some point.
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| # ? Jul 17, 2010 05:33 |
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Telven posted:So a few weeks ago I look at a incoming fax from the army depot for the same thing and my mind instantly flashes back to last year's nightmare. However, this time when we called CH Robinson and reminded them that whoever is picking up the load from TX that we were crystal clear to the dispatch that this poo poo is going to a army base and NO GREEN CARD DRIVERS, U.S CITIZENS ONLY. Do you know where in Tx this loaded? I'm going to look this ish up tomorrow when I'm at work till 4 by myself.
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