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MassRanTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

A day or two ago Scott Keith sent in a report on the Saskatoon WWE house show and some history of WWE in the city to the Observer:

quote:

--Scott Keith in Saskatoon thought the so-so attendance last night was a bad sign. He noted the history. In 2004, a show was scheduled but canceled due to a bad advance. They tried again in 2007, but that got canceled when they pulled out of Canada after the Chris Benoit deal. A Smackdown show was set in 2009, but that's when the Denver Debacle happened and they rearranged all the dates when Vince went crazy and the show was canceled again.

Edit: Went to his blog to find his full quote.

quote:

There was an interesting path to this show, as WWE has been trying to come here since 2004 and keeps failing. The first attempt, in 2004, saw the show get cancelled due to a low advance (despite Chris Benoit on top of the card). They held off for another 3 years before scheduling another one in 2007, which was then cancelled due to Benoit’s suicide. Then they tried another one in 2009, but the ridiculous situation with RAW getting moved out of Denver due to basketball meant that it was cancelled yet again. Finally, we got yet another crack at it, and with CM Punk and John Cena on top of the show you’d think people would be rabid to finally get a show here.

Today they had to print a correction.

quote:

--David Harvey wrote in regard to what Scott Keith send in for yesterday's update that WWE did run two shows in Saskatoon in 2004, one headlined by Brock Lesnar vs. Eddie Guerrero and another by Chris Benoit vs. Kane. The rest of the stuff, regarding the canceled shows since then was correct.

This isn't particularly funny, but he is just always wrong!

MassRanTer fucked around with this message at Aug 22, 2011 around 23:21

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Semiru
Apr 5, 2005

The party has defeated foul Tyranthraxus!
You record his flexing under Journal Entry #Awwwww Yeeeeah.


Scott Keith: "If I didn't go then the show didn't happen "

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier










Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


apsouthern posted:



Just gonna pretend that there's a masked wrestler I've never heard of named Hypnotize.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007



apsouthern posted:



This is wonderful. I'm totally stealing that to use with my wrestling-wise friends.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


Did not know Matt Hardy had a black sister.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


Semiru posted:

Scott Keith: "If I didn't go then the show didn't happen "

You would think he would remember since he was stalking Beniot on his rascal.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.


From a news article that mentioned Benoit being edited off things.

411mania.com reader Original Randy posted:

Its been said here many times, but lets not forget it was HIS kid and HIS wife. So I cannot see how it is anyone else's business.

This has got to be trolling, right?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

pex has an account on 411mania?

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...


Does Scott Keith do anything other than "write" about wrestling? Is he on government disability or something? How does a talentless piece of poo poo like him survive in this world?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


joshtothemaxx posted:

Does Scott Keith do anything other than "write" about wrestling? Is he on government disability or something? How does a talentless piece of poo poo like him survive in this world?

He works at the Canadian version of Best Buy, I think.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.


CombineThresher posted:

He works at the Canadian version of Best Buy, I think.

That'd be Future Shop.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

"Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"


Perry Normal posted:

That'd be Future Shop.

Or the Source by Circuit City.

We also have Best Buy's here.

Also Best Buy owns Future Shop.

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!

MassRayPer posted:

A day or two ago Scott Keith sent in a report on the Saskatoon WWE house show and some history of WWE in the city to the Observer:


Edit: Went to his blog to find his full quote.


Today they had to print a correction.


This isn't particularly funny, but he is just always wrong!

This just happened in Kamloops too. We were supposed to have a card back in 2009 but it was cancelled at the last minute. There was supposed to be a Smackdown house show on August 21st, but it was cancelled the week before. Both times, the WWE were to release a press release explaining why they were cancelled, but nothing was released. Our previous house show was back in 2007.

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet


joshtothemaxx posted:

Does Scott Keith do anything other than "write" about wrestling? Is he on government disability or something? How does a talentless piece of poo poo like him survive in this world?

He hasn't wrote regularly in like 5 years - he just has "contributors" write reviews on his blog, and he collects the site's ad money without actually doing anything.

Medusula
Aug 8, 2007


I'm just going to leave this here. The article has pictures.

http://christwire.org/2011/08/wwe-g...d-ever-imagine/

quote:

I’m a frequent reader of Christwire, and earlier this year I saw an article that sent shivers down my spine. It was entitled, “Is World Wrestling Entertainment Full Of Gays?”. As a child I was a fan of pro wrestling like everyone was at the time, but I grew out of it as I got older of course. When my own adopted children showed an interest in the WWE, I didn’t think twice about it, after all it was perfectly wholesome entertainment for me thirty years ago. Well after I read the article, I stopped my children from watching, just to be safe, but I did something else, so that I could keep everyone else’s children safe as well. I watched it with an singular tenacity, with hopes of getting the the bottom of this whole issue.

The champion and figurehead of the WWE is a man called John Cena, and I can tell you without question, Mr. Cena is at the forefront of a Gay Wave of fresh new attractive young homosexuals, bent on pushing the Gay Agenda on children.

Cena’s ‘Finishing Move’ called, “The Five Knuckle Shuffle”, simulates masturbation, and followed up by a move he calls the “F.U.” which stands for “Fornicate You”. After this he lays upon his grounded groggy opposition, and shouts “You Can’t See Me!”, they can’t see him because he’s simulating anal surprise sex. His fans shout for him to do another move called, “The Cena Suck”, but I guess even the WWE and Gay Superstars like Cena know that there are some limits to the depravity. Recently John Cena posted a fully nude image of himself on his twitter account.



Clearly he’s proud of his tight muscular chest and veiny well defined arms, but that’s no excuse to expose this pornography to the public, especially his younger male fans who look to Cena for guidance.



Cena’s #1 enemy is a man called “Semen Punk”, This guy is covered in tattoos, which as we all know are only worn by Saliors and those in the Gay Counterculture movement. Mr. Punk says he’s “The Best In The World”, sorry Mr. Punk, but Jesus is the Best In The World, and G-D is his father.

With these two examples of depravity and degrading of the moral fiber of the nation, I could just stop watching, safe in the knowledge that I may have saved some innocent child from being exposed to the WWE and the Liberals who run it. But I will push on in my battle against the Gay Power Elite, and their version of sports, the WWE.

I’ve noticed many other Gay “superstars” on the WWE roster, among them Kane, we all know about another Cain, but this one may be even worse, not even hiding his homosexuality, he calls himself “The Big Red Monster”, which we all know is slang for a fully engorged penis. Other offenders include Cody Rhodes and Jack Swagger, who both has a pronounced lisps, which is a telltale sign of gayness. Rhodes’ own Brother is a transvestite who calls itself “Goldust”.



There is hope, one wrestler stands out as a beacon of hope among the filth, and that man calls himself “The Christian”. I hope he’s a sign of things to come but I fear that one man can’t fight the Gay Tide as it rises.

I will continue to wage this battle against the Gay Agenda being pushed on our children by WWE. Safely away from my childrens’ impressional eyes, locked away in my bedroom. Not because I want to, but because I have to, even if it saves one child from being recruited to a life of being a Gay, that’s worth it to me.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Awesome power!


Seems pretty trolly to me.

Medusula
Aug 8, 2007


christwire isn't exactly known for it's deathly serious news reporting.

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


FishBulb posted:

Seems pretty trolly to me.

It is. The site is suppose to be a parody of Christian culture wars site. But it sucks, they seem to just go for whatever sexual innuendo they can, even stuff that real people who cared about this stuff would never reach for.

Also the comments section seems to be filled with people who either don't get its a joke or people who keep trolling the ones that don't get the joke.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!


I thought Semen Punk was pretty funny

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


You might have heard that Matt Hardy was recently framed for yet another DWI. Some very heartless individuals are casting judgement smh.



Thankfully RTTripp is here to help.



And a big Gunner fan, probably not as big a fan as Darkstar - but really who is - won't give up on her hero.



And a Hardy relative gives her input.



Thankfully an Alabaman doctor may know the root issue.



This dude is just mean... smh

Wario Kart 64
Jan 14, 2011

weezy wear a hat

and he like it


loving haters. If I ever get a chance to talk to that Carlisle guy, preferably though text because eye contact scares me, I'm gonna hit him with the twist of fate.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Grantonio posted:

loving haters. If I ever get a chance to talk to that Carlisle guy, preferably though text because eye contact scares me, I'm gonna hit him with the twist of fate.

Grant Hardy noooooo

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

yo dawg randytar is back dawg


Grantonio posted:

loving haters. If I ever get a chance to talk to that Carlisle guy, preferably though text because eye contact scares me, I'm gonna hit him with the twist of fate.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


I am so going to use "go see a brain doctor pal he'll fix you up" like I used "do u wear nike socks and so why".

Wario Kart 64
Jan 14, 2011

weezy wear a hat

and he like it


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Grant Hardy noooooo
Us Hardy's are a rare breed. Bow before your meth-fueled overlords.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


I might have to keep my eye on this Sue Hardy. I'm sure she'll have much more to say once she gets back from lunch.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Fuckin' Mary Sues.

Bubba Grace
Jul 14, 2006


FattHardyBrand posted:

For the first time in my life, I was framed.. 0, 0, and O.. I'm truly appalled. This will not go down without a fight! Looks like I've got a bull's eye on my head.

Never change Matt.

Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY


Felony posted:

Never change Matt.

This is a good one, too :

FattLardy posted:

@browniebrand You hit the nail on the hammer that time bud! Thanks for the support my friend.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


ShamrockShake brought this account to our attention in the Matt Hardy thread, and I've got to add a screencap. So sad.



And now you know why Matt Hardy has and will always have fans.

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face


Well, is the ghost still in his house?

kaujot
Feb 9, 2011

Everybody was privileged. There were only privileged people.


From her tweets, I suspect it was actually her in the house.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

kaujot posted:

From her tweets, I suspect it was actually her in the house.

or around the house

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


Sometimes all you need is a strange Twitter search and you find the most amazing profiles.







Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008



Exactly how does that person want Cena to respond to all the Dat rear end posts?

"Thanks?"

"I am secretly in love with you"?

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Wojtek posted:

Exactly how does that person want Cena to respond to all the Dat rear end posts?

"Thanks?"

"I am secretly in love with you"?

I'll brush your mouf with colgate

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


Wojtek posted:

Exactly how does that person want Cena to respond to all the Dat rear end posts?

"Thanks?"

"I am secretly in love with you"?

Thanks for loving my rear end, man. Big fan of Orton's abs, too! #nevergiveup

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

Cena wears baggy jean shorts, how can anyone draw an opinion on his rear end?

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Wojtek posted:

Exactly how does that person want Cena to respond to all the Dat rear end posts?

"Thanks?"

"I am secretly in love with you"?

"actually, it's padding"

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