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kaujot
Feb 9, 2011

Everybody was privileged. There were only privileged people.


I believe someone already has.

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Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT


kaujot posted:

I believe someone already has.

Yeah, Punk retweeted it yesterday, that's how I found it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



I believe that the way things currently stand is:

Fans: Hey I wanna see Austin/Punk!
Punk: gently caress yes!
Austin: Hell yeah!
Austin's Doctors:
WWE: ......

Atticus Finch
Nov 30, 2008



Jerusalem posted:

I "believe" that the way things currently stand is:

Fans: Hey I wanna see Austin/Punk!
Punk: gently caress yes!
Austin: Hell yeah!
Austin's Doctors:
WWE: ......
If most wrestlers have taught us anything, it's that wrestlers somehow know more about how their body works than doctors do.

Flameingblack
May 11, 2011

The world is a mess
And I am the one
Who will rebuild it




It's a good thing he told Jericho that he had a job, or else he might have missed his own debut!

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


Flameingblack posted:



It's a good thing he told Jericho that he had a job, or else he might have missed his own debut!

This guy will never, ever cease to amaze me.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



This dude really is the saddest guy on twitter isn't he?





I have to imagine he's blocked by all of these wrestlers by this point.

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
EVERY POST I MAKE IS ANOTHER SECOND I'M NEGLECTING MY CHILDREN

PS: LF SKILL HIT ME UP ON BATTLE.NET WOJTEK#1641 HORDE


I think you underestimate the personal connection he has with the wrestlers. Randy Orton looked at him like he was going to punt him.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008



If only the Boss Man was still alive to put the FUN back in his grandma's funeral.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Wojtek posted:

I think you underestimate the personal connection he has with the wrestlers. Randy Orton looked at him like he was going to punt him.

Is that the same guy? Christ.

Wonder what he's going to message every single wrestler about now that his grandma is in the ground? Maybe how much he misses her and how he can't go on without her.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Is that the same guy? Christ.

Wonder what he's going to message every single wrestler about now that his grandma is in the ground? Maybe how much he misses her and how he can't go on without her.

Does he have a catgirl wife? This is important.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW


Jerusalem posted:

I believe that the way things currently stand is:

Fans: Hey I wanna see Austin/Punk!
Punk: gently caress yes!
Austin: Hell yeah!
Austin's Doctors:
WWE: ......

Austin can survive one more match easily. It's just I doubt Austin wants to go out there unless he knows he can put out a career defining performance. A year of training is what that would take.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


Moose Bigelow posted:

Does he have a catgirl wife? This is important.

He has a degree of dignity, sheesh.



And he has all the scoops. Who knew Natalya and Beth were lesbians? Only Eric!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

subs so fast you'll freak


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

He has a degree of dignity, sheesh.



And he has all the scoops. Who knew Natalya and Beth were lesbians? Only Eric!

Someone get Meltzer on the line~!

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER




http://twitter.com/EricCalcara_35/s...989480498962433

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




What the gently caress is wrong with this guy

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Mr. Carlisle posted:

This dude really is the saddest guy on twitter isn't he?





I have to imagine he's blocked by all of these wrestlers by this point.

Long limousine? Just like that.
Jet airplanes? Just like that.
Custom made clothes? Just like that.
And bury any grandma in the world I want. Just like that.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT


Gavok posted:

Just like that.

Hell yeah hey DJ bring that back



Also Eric there has a billion twitter profiles or a lot of people are using him as a trolling gimmick. Either is plausible really

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I found this clip of Rikishi giving Cena the Stink Face and the top comments are as different as night and day.

The bad comment:

quote:

I bet John Cena was smiling and his 4.75 inch dick got hard. thumbs up if you agree.

The good comment:

quote:

rikishi did it...for the rock

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Gavok posted:

I found this clip of Rikishi giving Cena the Stink Face and the top comments are as different as night and day.

The bad comment:


The good comment:

umm thanks but i ain't gonna click that bro

Sue Denim
Dec 20, 2009


Mr. Carlisle posted:

I have to imagine he's blocked by all of these wrestlers by this point.
I'm not so sure, considering that WWE wrestlers must get thousands of Tweets a day I'm sure most of them don't see most of the tweets he sends them.

It seems very likely this guy has a form of mental illness and doesn't understand that he doesn't have the same significance in these wrestlers life that they do in his.

Although the abusive tweets just mean that he's an rear end.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007




Looks like we've reached stage two in the stages of loss and grief. The next stage is bargaining so that should be fun.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


Oh my god, I think all the alts are him. He made them for one apparent purpose....



Yep, to get blocked by Steve Austin. Notice the name changes/underscore abuse.











I think he has over 50 accounts.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



They might as well just preemptively arrest that guy now for the murders he will attempt or succeed with in the future.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


I bet that's Banjo irl

GAYMIEN SANDOW
May 9, 2006

Just fuck me Damien, fuck me so hard so that when it's over I won't even be able to stand easily. Fuck me so hard I'll probably lose a couple of IQ points.


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Oh my god, I think all the alts are him. He made them for one apparent purpose....

And the abyss, it stared back.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

subs so fast you'll freak


The next Eric Calcara?

https://twitter.com/#!/IWant_2_Know

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Oatgan posted:

The next Eric Calcara?

https://twitter.com/#!/IWant_2_Know

People are terrifying.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011



This is all really fascinating.

Atticus Finch
Nov 30, 2008



Just looked up the Bryan cash in on YouTube and this was the only comment on a video I found:

quote:

the fact that you are so happy about anything in wrestling just makes you look pathetic

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

When all the little ants are marching
Red and black antennas waving


I want to see post by people mad about Bryan and Punk being champs.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

I want to see post by people mad about Bryan and Punk being champs.

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!


Oatgan posted:

The next Eric Calcara?

https://twitter.com/#!/IWant_2_Know

His favourites are pretty funny.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Matlock posted:



These two thoughts next to one another vaguely confuse me.

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!


SamuraiFoochs posted:

These two thoughts next to one another vaguely confuse me.

Well its like this, S/He was super duper happy that Mr Cena wasnt on the PPV. However S/He was also greatly displeased by Mr Bryan winning the title. Perhaps s/he was a Big Show fan?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Lloyd Van Buren posted:

Well its like this, S/He was super duper happy that Mr Cena wasnt on the PPV. However S/He was also greatly displeased by Mr Bryan winning the title. Perhaps s/he was a Big Show fan?

Allow me to clarify my confusion (holy paradoxical statement). I tend to figure the sort who dislikes Mr. Cena as the same type who would be happy to see Mr. Bryan succeed. Perhaps wrestling fans are more complex than I figure!

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755



apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier




gently caress you facebook

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW


apsouthern posted:



gently caress you facebook

Based on how it's worded, it sounds more like, "What was your favourite match when playing WWE 12 and trying to re-create these matches?"

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


I think that we have to accept that we are not the WWE mainstream fan. Then again there's a good chance none of the people who voted actually saw the event and are voting for the only name from the old days.

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