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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

You are all DOOMED

apsouthern posted:


So in this world, Edge and Matt are brothers-in-law?

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

Has anyone gone through Russo's Facebook before?

https://www.facebook.com/!/Russo

Russo doesn't actually run it himself, but there sure are some Russo fans out there.

"wwe is dieing slowly and needs Russo to save it "

"Vince Russo is a legend, An innovator in wrestling who will always be one of my heroes. The haters need to realize how much vince contributed to this business and now more importantly with his christian faith. vinnie ru will always have a fan in me"

"russo is hot!"

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


triplexpac posted:

Has anyone gone through Russo's Facebook before?

https://www.facebook.com/!/Russo



Number, yeah. Speaking of numbers....



mcdougall69, ostensibly posing with his two young children.

There's dumb fuckers everywhere.

Alan Trammell
Mar 4, 2007


quote:

Also Jericho really shouldn’t be running around in skinny leather pants without a shirt. That blinky jacket balanced out his look in the ring, but without the jacket really showed his age and his saggy rear end.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Trish talks to the pinko socialist public broadcaster in Canada about Morrison, Melina, and Mania:

http://www.cbc.ca/strombo/videos.html?ID=2203526195

Acrolos
Mar 29, 2004



United I Stand is still going strong...

quote:

@kane are you still in a ambulance? John Cena made you his little baby! YOU CANT SEE ME!!!!!

HEY @TheRock YOU ARE THE REAL KUNG PAO BITCH AND A FAIRY IN A BABY MOVIE! JOHN CENA IS FOR AMERICA AND THE BEST! YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!!!!!

@JohnCena THE ROCK IS THE REAL KUNG PAO BITCH!!!!!! YOU CAN'T SEE ME! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!

@DadBoner I DON'T THINK THIS IS TRUE DAD BONER. WHY DO YOU LIE ABOUT THINGS I SAY JOHN MCCAIN IS THE BEST BUT SANTORUM IS NOT GAY MAN

@chrisbrown hey buddy, I like your music. JUST KIDDING YOU ARE A PUSSY AND CM PUNK WILL PUNCH YOUR stinkyhole BUCKET

Buddies sorry I said things poorly about Chris Brown. He does abuse to ladies though so I want to punch him. Sorry for the words?

stinkyhole Bucket...wow.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



I TAKE OFFENSE TO YOUR SPURIOUS CLAIMS, DADBONER

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

I lost it at "stinkyhole Bucket". I loving love this kid.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



I like to think that he forgot a comma after 'stinkyhole' and the real insult is calling him a bucket.

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008


Someone should make a fake wrestling news site like wrestlezone but all the stories are dumb.

"Full list of theatres showing Edge's movie 'Bending the Rules'" would link to an empty list, "what happened after ____ taping" would all be in the style of that guy who always makes eye contact with wrestlers, and TNA spoilers would be largely unchanged.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Raw doggin' it

Wojtek posted:

Someone should make a fake wrestling news site like wrestlezone but all the stories are dumb.

So... wrestlezone?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Ever have one of those day?

Wojtek posted:

Someone should make a fake wrestling news site like wrestlezone but all the stories are dumb.

"Full list of theatres showing Edge's movie 'Bending the Rules'" would link to an empty list, "what happened after ____ taping" would all be in the style of that guy who always makes eye contact with wrestlers, and TNA spoilers would be largely unchanged.

Most wrestling sites in the 90s

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW


bobkatt013 posted:

Most wrestling sites in the 90s

CHRIS JERICHO TO JOIN THE NWO AND FORM THE NWO EXPRESS

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


Lone Rogue posted:

CHRIS JERICHO TO JOIN THE NWO AND FORM THE NWO EXPRESS

Old school. Take the Way Back Machine!

http://web.archive.org/web/19991013...m/wwf/index.htm

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA


bobkatt013 posted:

Most wrestling sites in the 90s

BREAKING UPDATE

On some song you will never listen to from some rapper you have never heard of there was a line where he said "break your back like Lex Luger"

STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO FROM THE PHENOM JIMMY

"Never trust a man who claims to fly in a skirt"

GAYMIEN SANDOW
May 9, 2006

Just fuck me Damien, fuck me so hard so that when it's over I won't even be able to stand easily. Fuck me so hard I'll probably lose a couple of IQ points.


TRUE DAD BONER

If I don't lose my WM Toxx I'm changing my name to that.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

Say what you will about 90s wrestling sites, but it was nice that it wasn't a complete media blackout at the time. You had those sweet AOL chats with Bischoff, Russo would do interviews sometimes, apparently Vince McMahon used to actually talk to Meltzer back in the day.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Let's not forget Mean Gene and his hotline.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Ever have one of those day?

flashy_mcflash posted:

Let's not forget Mean Gene and his hotline.

I wish they would bring back Nitro Parties

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


bobkatt013 posted:

I wish they would bring back Nitro Parties

Hang out with Riki Rachtman while he makes surprise sex jokes and the Nitro Girls roll their eyes at you.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW


triplexpac posted:

Say what you will about 90s wrestling sites, but it was nice that it wasn't a complete media blackout at the time. You had those sweet AOL chats with Bischoff, Russo would do interviews sometimes, apparently Vince McMahon used to actually talk to Meltzer back in the day.

Vince still does I believe. He just doesn't have to talk to Keller anymore.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.


Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



The man raises an interesting point!

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA


Jerusalem posted:

The man raises an interesting point!

Not to tell a family secret but Daniel Bryan's grandmother was dutch.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


After going back to ap's post (http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...8#post400761594), I was hoping to come upon the oddest ring rat stories I could find. Sadly, it didn't work out that way, but I eventually stumbled upon the strangest blog.

http://trishstratusslut.blogspot.com/



It only has a few updates, either about calling Trish mannish, a whore, or I guess trying to shame her by posting pics where her breasts are exposed. No confirmation if this blog was run by Eric Calcara. Oh, and there's one graphic story about how Trish likes to toss salad.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



That blog has been around a long time. The dude (I assume it's a dude) has a real boner for slagging her.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

After going back to ap's post (http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...8#post400761594), I was hoping to come upon the oddest ring rat stories I could find. Sadly, it didn't work out that way, but I eventually stumbled upon the strangest blog.

http://trishstratusslut.blogspot.com/



It only has a few updates, either about calling Trish mannish, a whore, or I guess trying to shame her by posting pics where her breasts are exposed. No confirmation if this blog was run by Eric Calcara. Oh, and there's one graphic story about how Trish likes to toss salad.

what a boring little person.

GAYMIEN SANDOW
May 9, 2006

Just fuck me Damien, fuck me so hard so that when it's over I won't even be able to stand easily. Fuck me so hard I'll probably lose a couple of IQ points.


Perry Normal posted:



I like when people ask and answer their own questions.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


My favorite 90s/00s wrestling news site rumor was that Val Venis and The Godfather were going to team up and call themselves "Supply and Demand." Every news site must have reported that once a week for an entire year. I kept waiting for it to happen because it made total sense!

I think they may have eventually tagged together one time on a random RAW and nothing was made of the pairing.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW


Tato posted:

My favorite 90s/00s wrestling news site rumor was that Val Venis and The Godfather were going to team up and call themselves "Supply and Demand." Every news site must have reported that once a week for an entire year. I kept waiting for it to happen because it made total sense!

I think they may have eventually tagged together one time on a random RAW and nothing was made of the pairing.

They ended up tagging quite a bit when they were in Right to Censor, if I remember correctly.

Triple-Kan
Dec 29, 2008


Tato posted:

My favorite 90s/00s wrestling news site rumor was that Val Venis and The Godfather were going to team up and call themselves "Supply and Demand." Every news site must have reported that once a week for an entire year. I kept waiting for it to happen because it made total sense!

I think they may have eventually tagged together one time on a random RAW and nothing was made of the pairing.

They did team for a while, but I don't think that name ever got used.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

Lone Rogue posted:

They ended up tagging quite a bit when they were in Right to Censor, if I remember correctly.

I don't remember them teaming outside of being in a six man. Buchanan and Godfather were the go-to tag team for RTC.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


Back to the old bread and butter.













GAYMIEN SANDOW
May 9, 2006

Just fuck me Damien, fuck me so hard so that when it's over I won't even be able to stand easily. Fuck me so hard I'll probably lose a couple of IQ points.


Cocking enjoyable human being.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.


"Change your shorts, ya prick!" should be a wrestling catchphrase.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


My favorite part about WWE's new layout is that they show superstar tweets, as well as RANDOM PEOPLES' RESPONSES TO THEM, so stuff like this gets through.

Flameingblack
May 11, 2011

The world is a mess
And I am the one
Who will rebuild it




Everyone knows, Brooks.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



Flameingblack posted:



Everyone knows, Brooks.

Theres only 1 Brooks I care about.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.


My buddy's vegan wife has no idea she's dropping Daniel Bryan references.

I'm sure its unintentional, since he and I rented a wrestling video game once and she spent the next couple of hours making gay jokes about it.

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kaujot
Feb 9, 2011

Everybody was privileged. There were only privileged people.


Perry Normal posted:

My buddy's vegan wife has no idea she's dropping Daniel Bryan references.

I'm sure its unintentional, since he and I rented a wrestling video game once and she spent the next couple of hours making gay jokes about it.

She seems like the worst kind of vegan.

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