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Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

by Ozmaugh


TL posted:

I think she's saying that "in character". I doubt she's being serious.

I wonder if Vince McMahon has ever considered doing a transexual gimmick? I hear he just saw that new movie, the Crying Game.

Does Cloudy count?

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Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!


Moose Bigelow posted:



Did that not actually happen, then?

Kulex
Apr 4, 2007

A shpectre is haunting Europe - the shpectre of Shlavoj Zizek... and so on and so on.


grody but still def posted:

i swear to god this is the new "marilyn manson removed some of his ribs so he can suck his own dick".

She did some festival performance in the UK and there was a low angle shot of her getting off a motorbike without wearing underwear. As she was adjusting her dress you could see her todger flopping about. Either she's a hermaphrodite or she likes to wear prosthetic penises to gently caress with people.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005



TL posted:

I think she's saying that "in character". I doubt she's being serious.

I wonder if Vince McMahon has ever considered doing a transexual gimmick? I hear he just saw that new movie, the Crying Game.

Didn't he agree to Goldust getting breast implants at one point?

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

by Ozmaugh


Kulex posted:

She did some festival performance in the UK and there was a low angle shot of her getting off a motorbike without wearing underwear. As she was adjusting her dress you could see her todger flopping about. Either she's a hermaphrodite or she likes to wear prosthetic penises to gently caress with people.

Pics or it didn't happen.

E-Diddy
Mar 30, 2004
I'm both hot and bothered

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Pics or it didn't happen.

Here is a video of it, happens at about 1:13

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9...ive-hq-hd_music

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004

WOO
WOO
WOO


You know it!


grody but still def posted:

i swear to god this is the new "marilyn manson removed some of his ribs so he can suck his own dick".

There's a really funny interview with Jonathon Ross where he asks about it and she says, "I guess I can't hide my big old donkey dick anymore." she's awesome.

EDIT: Also that video is atrocious quality and could really be anything including, pantyhose riding up, which it likely was as she adjusts it.

tzirean
May 1, 2007



weekly font posted:

EDIT: Also that video is atrocious quality and could really be anything including, pantyhose riding up, which it likely was as she adjusts it.

My first thought. Some people just see dicks everywhere, though.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Awesome power!


weekly font posted:

There's a really funny interview with Jonathon Ross where he asks about it and she says, "I guess I can't hide my big old donkey dick anymore." she's awesome.

EDIT: Also that video is atrocious quality and could really be anything including, pantyhose riding up, which it likely was as she adjusts it.

I don't listen to a lot of pop music so like I said I've never heard of his lady and I dont know any of her songs but if shes trolling people about having a cock I like her already.

PsiKoTicK
May 3, 2009


FishBulb posted:

I don't listen to a lot of pop music so like I said I've never heard of his lady and I dont know any of her songs but if shes trolling people about having a cock I like her already.

Because you like epic trolls, or because you like cock? Answer quickly, before anyone questions your sexual persuasion.

(PS: This is me trying to be being funny, not me making fun of Fishbulb)

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004

What's wrong? You look upset.


It is okay to make fun of Fishbulb. He was scarred by domestic violence and hates Stone Cold Steve Austin because of that. It is loving hilarious.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Awesome power!


PsiKoTicK posted:

Because you like epic trolls, or because you like cock? Answer quickly, before anyone questions your sexual persuasion.

Why can't it be both?

John Cena
Oct 20, 2006

Outhustle, Outrespect, Out...loyal?


quote:

ROH Live in Dayton, Ohio
September 18, 2009

(aka RoJo will be bored until the main event)
Official Unofficial Results & Discussion

Also follow along on Twitter by following @rojo101

Two geeks beat two jobbers in a preshow match.

To be honest, i'm kind of tired... There is NOBODY here. Maybe 270 if they're lucky right now. Show's starting late. Donst in preshow.

1) eddie edwards vs gunner scott. Edwards wins with help from davey

2) DCFC beats HoT

3) jimmy rave vs mitch franklin ends in dq nana interferes and necro saves

big post match brawl for like 5 mins

4) david richards beats claudio castagnoli via pinfall afyer super awesome code red

Seriously, does anyone even give a **** about this show? I don't.

Holic and i are going to dennys now

5) briscoes beat young bucks

aries, brown, and silas young just arrived due to car trouble

6) rasche brown beats silas

7) aries and titus lose to peter and boomer. The 300 peeps in the crowd liked it. Colt pinned titus. Peter j hit a flippy piledriver on aries prior to victory.

8) hero pins B-Ryan after rolling elbow to back of B-Ryan's neck

rohforums :I

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008



grody but still def posted:

rohforums :I

God those results are so loving horrible. I can't even tell who half those pet names are for, if I didn't read the better results.

Lazy like a Fox
Jul 8, 2003

EKO SMASH!

KungFu Grip posted:

God those results are so loving horrible. I can't even tell who half those pet names are for, if I didn't read the better results.

I don't know why the guy insists on telling us He doesn't give a poo poo about a show he paid money to see. That just makes him look like a loving moron who can't stop himself from spending money on stuff he doesn't like.

John Cena
Oct 20, 2006

Outhustle, Outrespect, Out...loyal?


Lazy like a Fox posted:

I don't know why the guy insists on telling us He doesn't give a poo poo about a show he paid money to see. That just makes him look like a loving moron who can't stop himself from spending money on stuff he doesn't like.

i guarantee you he'll still go to the next roh show in dayton.

Crooow!
Dec 7, 2005

Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!

grody but still def posted:

rohforums :I
These loving guys. This is exactly why I can't stand the ROH board.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005



Speaking of

quote:

Danielson's loss tonight I understand. It was a title match, and Pearce isn't creative enough to book something like a "Summer of Punk" last tour. But its now looking like Dragon's going to be booked to lose every match on his last tour. And that, I say, just plain sucks.

loving Pearce. The douchebag isn't creative enough to copy a 4 year old angle that's one of the most famous in the company's history. enjoyable human being.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!


Hasnt the saying in wrestling always been "you go out looking at the lights"?

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Awesome power!


Sionistic posted:

Hasnt the saying in wrestling always been "you go out looking at the lights"?

Everyone is supposed to job on the way out except people you like.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



FishBulb posted:

Everyone is supposed to job on the way out except people you like.

Yeah, if they job then it's because they're getting buried or the bookers are incompetent... or corrupt!

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005



By the way, here's who Dragon has jobbed to:

American Wolves (TAG CHAMPS, also Strong is the one who lost)
Roderick Strong (Longtime rival who he has beaten many times)
Chris Hero (Realistically the only one you could complain about but you've got to make replacements for your holes)
Austin Aries (WORLD CHAMPION)

Crooow!
Dec 7, 2005

Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!

Captain Charisma posted:

By the way, here's who Dragon has jobbed to:

American Wolves (TAG CHAMPS, also Strong is the one who lost)
Roderick Strong (Longtime rival who he has beaten many times)
Chris Hero (Realistically the only one you could complain about but you've got to make replacements for your holes)
Austin Aries (WORLD CHAMPION)

Why, an established star that is leaving putting over the future of the company? What a lack of respect to Danielson! *sarcasm*

Sugar Blaster
Dec 14, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

but if the audience knows its dragon's farewell tour and that the reason he's losing is to put over new guys, does that really benefit the guy going over if its just a win on a "he's leaving anyway" show?

i don't care one way or the other since i kinda stopped watching ring of honor about a year ago and i think raging about dragon losing is wicked stupid, but if the audience knows why you're losing, does it achieve the desired effect?

and i immediately remembered the mysterio/morrison match from a few weeks ago which provides (anecdotal) evidence that it does. but then, wwe doesn't cater toward people like me who follow news and roh does, soooooo.

Sugar Blaster fucked around with this message at Sep 21, 2009 around 14:12

John Cena
Oct 20, 2006

Outhustle, Outrespect, Out...loyal?


Sugar Blaster posted:

but if the audience knows its dragon's farewell tour and that the reason he's losing is to put over new guys, does that really benefit the guy going over if its just a win on a "he's leaving anyway" show?

i don't care one way or the other since i kinda stopped watching ring of honor about a year ago and i think raging about dragon losing is wicked stupid, but if the audience knows why you're losing, does it achieve the desired effect?

and i immediately remembered the mysterio/morrison match from a few weeks ago which provides (anecdotal) evidence that it does. but then, wwe doesn't cater toward people like me who follow news and roh does, soooooo.

it benefits them more to beat the guy who's leaving than to lose to the guy who's leaving.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Awesome power!


Sugar Blaster posted:

but if the audience knows its dragon's farewell tour and that the reason he's losing is to put over new guys, does that really benefit the guy going over if its just a win on a "he's leaving anyway" show?

i don't care one way or the other since i kinda stopped watching ring of honor about a year ago and i think raging about dragon losing is wicked stupid, but if the audience knows why you're losing, does it achieve the desired effect?

and i immediately remembered the mysterio/morrison match from a few weeks ago which provides (anecdotal) evidence that it does. but then, wwe doesn't cater toward people like me who follow news and roh does, soooooo.

You are using smark logic when you shouldn't be.

Even RoH is still booked as if its a work.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!


FishBulb posted:

You are using smark logic when you shouldn't be.

Even RoH is still booked as if its a work.

Yes, the last company that tried booking with smark logic was WCW and it didn't quite work then either.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 14, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

FishBulb posted:

You are using smark logic when you shouldn't be.

Even RoH is still booked as if its a work.
i'm just asking the question. i'm not going to any of the shows or buying any of the DVDs so my opinion doesn't qualify to anything. it just seems like, you released a press statement about the dude leaving the company and are explicitly booking a farewell tour. winning a few matches isn't gonna hurt anyone, really.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Awesome power!


Sugar Blaster posted:

i'm just asking the question. i'm not going to any of the shows or buying any of the DVDs so my opinion doesn't qualify to anything. it just seems like, you released a press statement about the dude leaving the company and are explicitly booking a farewell tour. winning a few matches isn't gonna hurt anyone, really.

But hes only losing those matches because he isn't as good as those other guys, it just happens to be a coincidence that he is losing them now, when he is leaving. I mean, its not like te matches are fake or anything...

Sugar Blaster
Dec 14, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

FishBulb posted:

But hes only losing those matches because he isn't as good as those other guys, it just happens to be a coincidence that he is losing them now, when he is leaving. I mean, its not like te matches are fake or anything...
heh umm excuse me but not as good? we are talking about "the best in the world" here, buddy.

but yes i get it. wrestling nerds. sheeeesh!

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Awesome power!


Sugar Blaster posted:

heh umm excuse me but not as good? we are talking about "the best in the world" here, buddy.

but yes i get it. wrestling nerds. sheeeesh!

I'm just trying to say when you try to over analyze it with knowledge you have from the real world it all falls apart.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


From this weeks 411mania Fact or Fiction

quote:

8. The Undertaker/Teddy Long limo segment from SmackDown was too cartoonish and looks to be taking the storyline in a downhill direction.

Paul Cohen: FACT. Saying something with the Undertaker is too cartoonish is like a pot calling a kettle black. The character has been cartoonish since the beginning and his antics haven't changed over the years. The bookers backed themselves into a corner when putting Punk and Taker in a submission match so early into their feud. Either they make Punk look like a punk or they pull the bullshit screwjob. God loving forbid the almighty Undertaker actually put someone over. For all the bitchiness you get from the Divas, nothing tops these superstars that refuse to give up their moment in the spotlight for the business that gave it to them in the first place. At least the Main Event Mafia called a spade a spade. When Kevin Nash stated that their spot and the money was all he ever cared about, it was worth watching because it was true. gently caress Survivor and Big Brother. Pro Wrestling is the ultimate reality show.

Undertaker refuses to give up his spot and put people over

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Batmanuel posted:

From this weeks 411mania Fact or Fiction


Undertaker refuses to give up his spot and put people over

He's burying Teddy Long as we speak!

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass


Batmanuel posted:

From this weeks 411mania Fact or Fiction


Undertaker refuses to give up his spot and put people over
Yeah, that fucker never jobbed at wrestlemania! How long are you going to pull the backstage politics string, Mr. Deadman (as dead as your gimmick since 1993 lol!)

Who is Paul Cohen, and how come his opinion should matter enough to be interviewed ?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

The Flaming Scotsman.


Zanael posted:

Who is Paul Cohen, and how come his opinion should matter enough to be interviewed ?

Paul Cohen isn't even a writer on 411. He is one of the site's readers.

edit: more Cohen goodness.

quote:

Lillian Garcia was not even one of the great ring announcers on Raw. She has mailed it in long before this announcement. She was Adamle before Adamle was Adamle. Her voice was grating and her singing only less so. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Bring back The Fink!!! Why is it that when a person decides to leave on their own, their last few appearances are treated with sub reverence? Especially when their appearance was for eye candy and nothing more. There are thousands of vapid blondes that could replace her in a minute. And judging by the time on my watch, her 15 minutes were up a long time ago.

So which one of you is it?

Skinty McEdger fucked around with this message at Sep 24, 2009 around 18:27

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!


It really doesnt matter who they put in that spot as long as they look good for the 3 minutes or less of tv time they get the dont make too many mistakes. Lillian got it right most of the time.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.


Sionistic posted:

Lillian got it right most of the time.

Yes but she got it wrong far far FAR more often than any other ring announcer I've ever seen.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

Karmine posted:

Yes but she got it wrong far far FAR more often than any other ring announcer I've ever seen.

Clearly you don't remember the WCW debut of Bret "The Hitman" Clark.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.


TL posted:

Clearly you don't remember the WCW debut of Bret "The Hitman" Clark.

OK yeah sure but that was one screwup by a guy who announced for WCW maybe once a month.

Lillian announced for every raw and most ppvs for YEARS.

Also she thought that Montreal was in Ontario. I mean, I like Lillian, and I'm glad that she got a decent sendoff, but man she was bad at her job.

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Efexeye
Jan 25, 2007



I always liked Lillian and she always looked pretty hot but watching her struggle with trying to explain the Orton/Cena gently caress finish at Summerfest was almost physically painful.

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