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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Endorph posted:

I really hope they have a wrestler named Homicode, and that they didn't gently caress up typing Homicide.

EDIT: Well, bro, I can think of worse ways to typo Homicide.

homocode?

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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


I'd like Ruckus a lot more if he could yell like the X-Men villain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4IB3AkI9-s#t=0m53

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Things are getting serious in the Urban Wrestling Federation!!

quote:

- The Urban Wrestling Federation has just signed deals with EC Negro and KC Blade, a tag team known as the Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz. The two have worked for various Northeastern independent promotions and they are now booked for the promotion's debut PPV, which will be taping in New York City this June.

quote:

- The Urban Wrestling Federation has added Grandmaster Melle Mel, who is a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, to their PPV taping scheduled in June. Mel trained as a wrestler several years ago and will be getting physically involved.

Homicide, Slyck Wagner Brown, The Maximos, Murder One and Ruckus are all scheduled for the show.

This is gonna break buyrate records and shatter our view of wrestling as we know it.

Psycho Mantits
Oct 6, 2009


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Things are getting serious in the Urban Wrestling Federation!!

For those who don't know, here's the Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz:



Undoubtedly this federation is going to be the new face of professional wrestling.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

The Flaming Scotsman.


I heard talk of who they are trying to bring in as colour commentator. If they pull it off it will be spectactular and make me want to watch their ppvs many times over.

New Jack

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Guess who signed even more 'talent'!

quote:

- The following have been signed for the Urban Wrestling Federation's June PPV…

* Bestia 666 - Second generation Lucha star (the son of Damien 666).

* Ricky Ortiz -- Former WWE ECW talent. He has been working Florida and Puerto Rico since his WWE departure.

* Skullcrusher Rasche Brown -- Former ROH talent, has worked NWA Hollywood in recent months.

* Scorpio Sky - PWG and Wrestling Society X wrestler.

* The Ghetto Mafia - Dope and Qenaan Creed, a regular tag team in Maryland's MCW.

* The Grim Reefer - Longtime independent veteran from the New York City area.

* Brian XL - Early ROH standout who's now one of the trainers at the House of Glory wrestling school in Brooklyn, NY.

Better than Wrestlemania already? You decide! In all seriousness at least they are focusing on signing wrestlers now that all the rappers who wont be participating in the matches have been signed and locked in for months.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

"Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Guess who signed even more 'talent'!


Better than Wrestlemania already? You decide! In all seriousness at least they are focusing on signing wrestlers now that all the rappers who wont be participating in the matches have been signed and locked in for months.

It's honestly smarter for a new company to do their bookings late than early. Some people balk at working for a new company and spending two months with their face on the poster only for them to jump at the last minute is a bitch. Best to hire the workers two weeks from the first show.

Frot Lesnar
Feb 27, 2007

Midcarder que no ha hecho mierda


Okay, so this isn’t exactly wrestling related…
Unless I make a joke of it!

Ahem...

Osama Bin Laden was watching Extreme Rules.

"John Cena... AGAIN??? gently caress this world, bring on the virgins. Hmmmph, bleh!"

The dumbest man in the IWC

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Guess who signed even more 'talent'!


Better than Wrestlemania already? You decide! In all seriousness at least they are focusing on signing wrestlers now that all the rappers who wont be participating in the matches have been signed and locked in for months.

I'm pretty sure I've never seen the Grim Reefer wrestle, or even seen a photo of him, but he's one of those indie names I've seen listed on DVDs or shows and instantly hated. Is it wrong of me to assume someone is a prick based on their name alone? (I feel the same way about The Juggulator, although I think I might have seen him in a deathmatch or two a while back)

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



That name is pretty ridiculous. It's kinda funny for a split second and then you realize its a grown man that has been using it for years.

It was probably hilarious when he first started using it in junior high.

Mr. Carlisle fucked around with this message at May 2, 2011 around 15:24

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Wait, Ricky Ortiz is there?

Well guess I have to hop a plane and go watch this thing.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Moose Bigelow posted:

Okay, so this isn’t exactly wrestling related…
Unless I make a joke of it!

Ahem...

Osama Bin Laden was watching Extreme Rules.

"John Cena... AGAIN??? gently caress this world, bring on the virgins. Hmmmph, bleh!"

The dumbest man in the IWC

oddly enough, there is a wrestling angle to this:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/dway...fore-you,55375/

quote:

Although we’ve been hearing over and over that only a small group of government types were even aware that the raid was taking place, Dwayne Johnson apparently was privy to the news of Osama Bin Laden’s death hours before any sort of official announcement was made. “Just got word that will shock the world—Land of the free… home of the brave,” he tweeted approximately 45 minutes before the news leaked, adding, “drat PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!” Shortly after Obama’s address confirming the news, Johnson (whose birthday is today) said he “couldn’t have asked for a better birthday present,” then summed up his feelings with “AMERICA BROUGHT IT -- TEAM BRING IT FOREVER PROUD.” Although he’s since retweeted someone else who suggested that the erstwhile Rock play one of the Navy SEALs who brought down Bin Laden in a film to be directed by Ron Howard, Johnson has yet to comment on how he was let in on the secret so long before everyone else. But it seems pretty obvious that he was given the information as part of a congratulatory call from Obama on Fast Five’s opening weekend, currently the second greatest reason to be an American today.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Lamuella posted:

oddly enough, there is a wrestling angle to this:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/dway...fore-you,55375/

wow.

"Hey, Rock dont tell anyone but I had Osama killed. Gratz on that blockbuster!"

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

yo dawg randytar is back dawg


Nobody told Rock. He drove the corpse out of Abottabad in a neon orange Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Sue Denim
Dec 20, 2009


Mr. Carlisle posted:

That name is pretty ridiculous. It's kinda funny for a split second and then you realize its a grown man that has been using it for years.

It was probably hilarious when he first started using it in junior high.
You guys clearly need to listen to some/more stoner doom metal to appreciate the art of marijuana and occult figure based puns

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

When all the little ants are marching
Red and black antennas waving


Sue Denim posted:

You guys clearly need to listen to some/more stoner doom metal to appreciate the art of marijuana and occult figure based puns

Nobody needs to listen to more stoner metal.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.


"some 411mania.com commenter posted:

Thank God Osama Bin Laden is finally dead. Now maybe can start giving Benoit a little slack.

Guh?

Atticus Finch
Nov 30, 2008



Perry Normal posted:

Guh?
I don't want to be on this planet anymore.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005



apsouthern posted:

I'm pretty sure I've never seen the Grim Reefer wrestle, or even seen a photo of him, but he's one of those indie names I've seen listed on DVDs or shows and instantly hated. Is it wrong of me to assume someone is a prick based on their name alone? (I feel the same way about The Juggulator, although I think I might have seen him in a deathmatch or two a while back)

I've seen like two Grim Reefer matches and he's the worst wrestler I've ever seen. He is unbelievably bad.

Also lmao Brian XL. Had no idea that guy was still wrestling.

BlazeKinser
Feb 28, 2003

SMEEEEEE!!!

Captain Charisma posted:

I've seen like two Grim Reefer matches and he's the worst wrestler I've ever seen. He is unbelievably bad.

The only way I could see someone using the name Grim Reefer being entertaining is if they were doing a way over-the-top rasta parody of the Undertaker, and even then it'd only be funny once in a while.

I'm guessing he's painfully generic and takes himself very seriously though.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

cheesy anime pizza undresses you with pepperoni eyes


BlazeKinser posted:

The only way I could see someone using the name Grim Reefer being entertaining is if they were doing a way over-the-top rasta parody of the Undertaker, and even then it'd only be funny once in a while.
Instead of an urn, it's a bowl of funyuns.

El Duke Silver
Aug 14, 2008

rarely goes out and should never be approached


Endorph posted:

Instead of an urn, it's a bong made out of an urn.

Psycho Mantits
Oct 6, 2009


I'm sort of ashamed I know most of these wrestlers. Here's Grim Reefer:



His finishers are the Chronic Crossface and the Swanton Bong. He's basically the most "indy-as-gently caress" wrestler I've ever seen who wasn't Arik Cannon.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Psycho Mantits posted:

His finishers are the Chronic Crossface and the Swanton Bong. He's basically the most "indy-as-gently caress" wrestler I've ever seen who wasn't Arik Cannon.

That honor goes to Gary the Barn Owl.



My first Chikara experience and it included this thing.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Atticus Finch posted:

I don't want to be on this planet anymore.

That doesn't upset me that much only because it MAKES NO SENSE

It's one of those things that's so loving weird, I can't be bothered by it.

Psycho Mantits
Oct 6, 2009


THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

That honor goes to Gary the Barn Owl.

My first Chikara experience and it included this thing.

I am defeated. I'd take a lame stoner/thug wannabe over...that.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_mark_h...big_daddy_v_son

quote:

Is mark henry is big daddy v son?

Yes. A 100 percent correct. As you go on youtube you see that when they both get into the ring they don't fight each other. They sorta bow to each other. Also if you listen to the video closey mark henry says dad i'm not gonna fight you end of story. So all of you mark henry & Big daddy v fans are right. END OF STORY =)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.






Mark Henry: Dad I made it into wrestling, I know son, I'm proud of you Dad are you Wrestling yes son now we can be a family again.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

When all the little ants are marching
Red and black antennas waving


Big Daddy V must have been quite the virile -1 year old.

Sue Denim
Dec 20, 2009


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Nobody needs to listen to more stoner metal.
To be honest, you're not wrong.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

cheesy anime pizza undresses you with pepperoni eyes


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Big Daddy V must have been quite the virile -1 year old.
Wait.

Oh god, the hand... everything makes sense. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Looks like the UWF is adding a few names people have actually heard of now:

quote:

- The following names have been confirmed for the Urban Wrestling Federation's PPV debut in June…

* Sonjay Dutt
* Eddie Kingston
* Dameon Slugga
* Eddie Carnage
* Lance Lude
* Famous B
* The Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz
* Homicide
* Ruckus
* Will and Joel Maximo
* Murder-1
* Slyck Wagner Brown
* Bestia 666
* Ricky Ortiz
* Skullcrusher Rasche Brown
* Scorpio Sky
* The Ghetto Mafia
* The Grim Reefer
* Brian X
* Rappers Red Cafe, Russell "Block" Spencer, Melle Mel and Uncle Murda

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

"Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"


Too bad Kevin Nash is signed with the WWE. That roster desperately needs a brother.

BlazeKinser
Feb 28, 2003

SMEEEEEE!!!

Psycho Mantits posted:



His finishers are the Chronic Crossface and the Swanton Bong. He's basically the most "indy-as-gently caress" wrestler I've ever seen who wasn't Arik Cannon.

I guess the name Grim Reefer is appropriate, cause he looks like the dumb stoner friend everyone had in high school. Y'know, that guy you'd only hang out with because he'd always let you borrow his car at 2 in the morning to go get McDonalds.

Also, I will be very disappointed if the UWF doesn't have championship belts that are at least as garish looking as Cena's US spinner title.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



IGN has a four page feature about the history of wrestlers appearing in movies for anyone interested:

http://movies.ign.com/articles/116/1164381p1.html

Sue Denim
Dec 20, 2009


Steele was really loving good in Ed Wood, it's the only time where I've seen a wrestler in a film and haven't felt embarrassed for them. Not that it should diminish Steele's effort because of his awful competition, if you can do a film with Depp and Bill Murray and hold your own that's a pretty big compliment to your abilities even as a supporting cast member, especially when you aren't strictly an actor by trade.

I've never really seen a Rock film, just bits and pieces but I don't know it doesn't seem as impressive (although incomparable to other wrestler's in acting parts in terms of quality) to me because he still seems like himself in whatever role he's in, like a Schwartzaneggar or Segal, even if they're in a comedy for example, it still seems like the same character you've seen in every other film, but in a different light.

Steele fit the tone of the film absolutely perfectly and it was like seeing a new side of him. I'm probably incredibly biased because of my love for both the film, Murray and Depp but I think Steele deserves a lot of praise for his work in that film.

Edit: This probably sounds absurd but that new WWE film Orton's in I could see him doing well in, Orton would be a far from versatile actor but it sounds like the role they cast him in is an absolute perfect fit for him. The impression I get is he's supposed to be a fairly wooden, stern and slightly menacingly detached as a character, which is really just very a toned down version of what he does in WWE.

From this I'm sure you can more or less see the most I hope from a wrestler acting is for them just to not stand out like a sore thumb.

Sue Denim fucked around with this message at May 4, 2011 around 16:29

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

cheesy anime pizza undresses you with pepperoni eyes


Steele was great in Ed Wood. When I watched the movie I didn't even realize it was an actual wrestler, just some muscular dude who looked like Steele, until I actually looked it up.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008



Sue Denim posted:

Steele was really loving good in Ed Wood, it's the only time where I've seen a wrestler in a film and haven't felt embarrassed for them.

You need to see Princess Bride.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010

Stromgarde pincushion factory, est. whenever a Troll decides to get near.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Looks like the UWF is adding a few names people have actually heard of now:

Where are New Jack and Mufasa? They would have fit in here like a glove.

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Sue Denim
Dec 20, 2009


Hirams Bitch posted:

You need to see Princess Bride.
Oh god, I can only imagine how Disney would cast a pro-wrestler...

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