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TL: Jan 16, 2006; Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

Glitterbomber posted:

Bleacher Report's lists are the dumbest things.

Bleacher Report advocated having WrestleMania at Soldier Field. Outdoors. In Chicago. In March.

# ? Jan 27, 2012 17:50

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# ? May 18, 2013 19:41

Tatum Girlparts: Sep 8, 2011; Do you think you can destroy me with your Nexus? I who served Thuganomics, I who commanded The Cenation, hundreds of years before you were on NXT?

TL posted:

Bleacher Report advocated having WrestleMania at Soldier Field. Outdoors. In Chicago. In March.

Oh ok so Bleacher Report in general is the dumbest thing.

# ? Jan 27, 2012 18:05

The GIG: Jun 28, 2011; Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

I dunno man, Kahli as some pretty kicking music.

http://youtu.be/A4XVX32n7qQ

# ? Jan 27, 2012 23:45

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

A lovely site posted some possible Rumble spoilers regarding surprise entrants. Lead to this amazing comment-

POSSIBLE RUMBLE SPOILER

either an idiot or a troll posted:

if Road Dogg gets a decent reaction, he could hopefully come back full time and cause some dysentery in the ranks of the WWE.

# ? Jan 29, 2012 07:20

Wario Kart 64: Jan 14, 2011; weezy wear a hat

and he like it

Glitterbomber posted:

Oh ok so Bleacher Report in general is the dumbest thing.

A friend of mine here at college writes a new WWE article every week. I never bothered to read them, but all I know is he loving loves Wade Barrett. Seems like his articles almost always focus on Wade and Bryan.

# ? Jan 29, 2012 07:22

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

Grantonio posted:

A friend of mine here at college writes a new WWE article every week. I never bothered to read them, but all I know is he loving loves Wade Barrett. Seems like his articles almost always focus on Wade and Bryan.

Is your friend a poster on this subforum?

# ? Jan 29, 2012 09:11

Wario Kart 64: Jan 14, 2011; weezy wear a hat

and he like it

Oatgan posted:

Is your friend a poster on this subforum?

Not that I know of.

# ? Jan 29, 2012 20:21

Manic_Misanthrope: Jul 1, 2010; Stromgarde pincushion factory, est. whenever a Troll decides to get near.

Perry Normal posted:

A lovely site posted some possible Rumble spoilers regarding surprise entrants. Lead to this amazing comment-

POSSIBLE RUMBLE SPOILER

he's gonna make them play Oregon Trail?

# ? Jan 29, 2012 20:23

The GIG: Jun 28, 2011; Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

The GIG posted:

I dunno man, Kahli as some pretty kicking music.

http://youtu.be/A4XVX32n7qQ

I loving love being right.

# ? Jan 30, 2012 03:16

LordPants: Mar 5, 2011; Four more years boys, four more years.

411 Wrestling Recap posted:

DONGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me while I mark the gently caress out!!! Taker is back!!!! He's out to the top of the ramp!!!! He locks eyes with Triple H and begins his slow walk down the ramp!!!! Taker is at the steps! He's in the ring! He circles Triple H. Ace is gone from the scene. All personal issues aside, ey Trips? No words but the chants from the crowd! TAKER! TAKER! TAKER! Taker takes a gander at the Wrestlemania sign. Triple H stands as if his suit is too tight. Taker looks back at Triple H and gives the ol neck slice! Game! Over! Triple H is hesitating. He looks Taker up and down, pats him on the shoulder, then walks out of the ring. Well ain't that some poo poo? Taker is left standing in the ring, staring at the Mania sign, as the show ends.

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/tv_reports/222028

OH MY GOD IT'S KANE! IT'S KANE IN THE MASK! IT'S KANE! IT'S KANE! IT'S KANE IN THE MASK.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 06:37

Sierra Madre: Dec 24, 2011; But getting to it. That's not the hard part.

It's letting go.

I think that confirms my belief that anyone who uses more than one exclamation mark is loving insufferable.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 07:57

apsouthern: May 24, 2007; Chain Gang Soldier

Terry Pratchett posted:

"Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

# ? Jan 31, 2012 10:18

Von Linus: Apr 6, 2006; I complete me.

I think in the book Point of Impact, there was a bit where the Secret Service say they investigate any letter to the president positive or negative, that includes more than three exclamation points. I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I want to believe.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 10:31

apsouthern: May 24, 2007; Chain Gang Soldier

From Britani Knight's facebook page

Somebody called Dave Schnur posted:

i`m one of your most dear beloving fan of yours of all time, and you are the most wonderful and gorgeous new diva super and i think that your a new cute one too. and i think that you will turn out great as well too. and i think that i love you too. and you are special one too. you are the most lovable and loving one too. ps. please write soon. we might chat soon too if you want too. well take care now. bye and i love you too. and i wasnt sure if you might like this or not #SMOOOCHES# well bye now. ps. please write soon.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 16:13

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; Stealin the show and your Pegasisters

apsouthern posted:

From Britani Knight's facebook page

People are so strange. Speaking of, someone really loves the Undertaker.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 16:37

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

People are so strange. Speaking of, someone really loves the Undertaker.

The name clitracist makes me go through a range of emotions every time.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 19:28

ABOUT DRUGS: Feb 22, 2004

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

People are so strange. Speaking of, someone really loves the Undertaker.

The proud return of Clitracist

I never really know what the gently caress is going on with that person.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 19:58

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; Stealin the show and your Pegasisters

SamuraiFoochs posted:

The name clitracist makes me go through a range of emotions every time.

Easily my favorite name in all history, ever.

ABOUT DRUGS posted:

The proud return of Clitracist

I never really know what the gently caress is going on with that person.

I know what you mean, and I just don't know.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 20:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

apsouthern posted:

From Britani Knight's facebook page

Somebody call Somebody called Dave Schnur's momma, the boy needs help

# ? Jan 31, 2012 20:17

apsouthern: May 24, 2007; Chain Gang Soldier

Jerusalem posted:

Somebody call Somebody called Dave Schnur's momma, the boy needs help

He really does. Britani's dad (who also happens to be a wrestler, as do her mum and brother) replied with "I've got my eye on you Dave..."

# ? Jan 31, 2012 22:19

Hiram: Sep 21, 2010; Take care fella...spike your hair!

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

he's gonna make them play Oregon Trail?

I loving loved Oregon Trail.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 22:34

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; The Flaming Scotsman.

apsouthern posted:

He really does. Britani's dad (who also happens to be a wrestler, as do her mum and brother) replied with "I've got my eye on you Dave..."

Ricky Knight got asked once how comfortable he felt having his daughter in wrestling lockerrooms. His answer was along the lines of "I feel ok about her being in there, it's when shes out near the fans I start to worry."

# ? Jan 31, 2012 22:39

LordPants: Mar 5, 2011; Four more years boys, four more years.

411mania's Top Five WWE/F Champions posted:

4. Steve Austin - I could well be persuaded that Austin deserves to be higher on the list, having spearheaded the late nineties WWF resurgence. He's one of the few wrestlers who shook up a whole company, changing the WWF's tendencies for more colourful, cartoony characters into ones for more adult, edgier, down to earth wrestlers who your average Joe could relate to. He also pretty much typified the WWE main event style that would dominate for years to come, with wild brawls, interference, ref bumps and referees. I've never actually been a huge Austin fan, especially after his broken neck negated his scientific wrestling pedigree, but he took the belt and ran with it, drawing lots of money and providing a fair few classic moments that will linger long in the memory of those of a certain age. No one can begrudge him a place on this list.

3. Bret Hart - Bret Hart's WWF championship reigns all fell from 1992 to 1997. This was, to the say the least, a turbulent period on and off the screen for the once all-conquering federation, but it's actually my favorite period in the history of the WWF, and that's in no small part thanks to Hart's quality as the champion. Throughout the difficult transition from the Hogan era, then the steroid trials, then the exponential growth of WCW, Bret just kept plugging away, putting on fantastic matches left, right and center with the likes of Shawn Michaels, The 1-2-3 Kid, Owen Hart and Diesel among others, and did so with distinction, without causing the unnecessary controversy that his equally talented counterpart HBK did. He wasn't a huge draw compared to the others on the list (though that's down more to WCW's popularity and the WWF's polarizing product more than anything)and that's why I can't put him higher than number three on the list, but Hart's efforts in carrying the federation on his shoulders for three years until Shawn Michaels was able to break into the main event deserves recognition.

That's the only bad example, the rest all interchange Austin/Bruno/Hulk in 1-2-3 spots, which you can at least make a case for. But Bret ahead of Austin?

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/columns/222395

# ? Feb 6, 2012 05:41

triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

Saw this gem on Facebook:

quote:

If tna would go back to the 6 sided ring and less heavy weight matches, wwe's ratings would go down even more. WWE would just steal more ideas from ROH and TNA.

# ? Feb 6, 2012 17:45

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011; SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP!? NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR STUPID POST SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP POSTING AND SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE. PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHY WILL YOU NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP?
SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

Hiram posted:

I loving loved Oregon Trail.

http://hatsproductions.com/organtrail.html

You're welcome.

# ? Feb 6, 2012 18:00

El Duke Silver: Aug 14, 2008; rarely goes out and should never be approached

LordPants posted:

That's the only bad example, the rest all interchange Austin/Bruno/Hulk in 1-2-3 spots, which you can at least make a case for. But Bret ahead of Austin?

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/columns/222395

I've never seen such strange bias out of wrestling fans as I do out of Bret Hart fans.

# ? Feb 6, 2012 21:10

Flameingblack: May 11, 2011; The world is a mess
And I am the one
Who will rebuild it

El Duke posted:

I've never seen such strange bias out of wrestling fans as I do out of Bret Hart fans.

Christian fans are the new Bret Hart fans.

# ? Feb 7, 2012 00:23

Acrolos: Mar 29, 2004

This guy randomly started following me on twitter (which is odd, since I only follow about 15 people) after I posted something about CM Punk. Looking at his profile, I see that he just registered today.

I bring you, @UnitedIStand1

quote:

@JohnCena You are the champ again soon I think! The Rock will not do with you what he says because you are best!!!!!!!

@mikethemiz You say that the Miz and you are awesome but I don't believe that is true! JOHN CENA IS AWESOME AND BETTER FOR USA!!!!!!

@Shadbeast Shad buddywhen do you wrestle again. You should do tag team with John Cena the best team!!

@IAmJericho You talk now but not before and I think that you are not good like John Cena. CM PUNK WILL BEAT YOU FOR A TITLE!!!!!

@newtgingrich I want you to be President for my first vote in USA! Obama NOBAMA !!!!!

https://twitter.com/!/UnitedIStand1

Acrolos fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2012 around 19:51

# ? Feb 7, 2012 19:48

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011; SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP!? NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR STUPID POST SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP POSTING AND SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE. PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHY WILL YOU NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP?
SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

quote:

@mikethemiz You say that the Miz and you are awesome but I don't believe that is true! JOHN CENA IS AWESOME AND BETTER FOR USA!!!!!!

This post just made my whole day.

# ? Feb 7, 2012 20:10

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; Stealin the show and your Pegasisters

I like that guy. He's no clitracist, though.

# ? Feb 7, 2012 20:28

THE GAYEST POSTER: May 9, 2006; Everything's coming up
WUB WUB

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

I like that guy. He's no clitracist, though.

Clitracist is bad for USA.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 03:57

Acrolos: Mar 29, 2004

This guy just keeps going. He's gotten a little more political over the past day (he seems to have a Newt Gingrich obsession), but he still makes some time for wrestling...

quote:

@CMPunk @AlexRileyWWE @HEELZiggler @mikethemiz @RealJackSwagger john cena is a real champ for war universe. Unfortunately cannot see me!!!!!

Newt Gingrich and John Cena will be my favorites for a president call

@Trashe @JohnCena @newtgingrich @gretawire cena and newt won't battle because both are good for USA. Together they can beat OBAMA NOBAMA

@mikethemiz Abu Dhabi is stinky and not awesome like you HAHAHAH. YOU CAN'T SEE ME (JOHN CENA!!!)

# ? Feb 8, 2012 15:33

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011; SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP!? NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR STUPID POST SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP POSTING AND SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE. PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHY WILL YOU NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP?
SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

It's not even the freeper aspect, it's the casual blending of formal language with catchphrases "UNFORTUNATELY YOU CANNOT SEE ME!" "I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE AWESOME, MIZ"

# ? Feb 8, 2012 15:39

Require More Fire: Feb 18, 2010; "Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser."

The YOU CAN'T SEE ME (JOHN CENA) made me laugh way more than it should have. I want Cena to actually do this in matches.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 16:19

Miles O'Brian: May 22, 2006; We don't fight fer food, fer teef, or for gunz. We fight cos we woz born to fight. And win.

As a limey, it blows my mind that a guy called Newt is running for president.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 05:55

Tatum Girlparts: Sep 8, 2011; Do you think you can destroy me with your Nexus? I who served Thuganomics, I who commanded The Cenation, hundreds of years before you were on NXT?

Acrolos posted:

This guy just keeps going. He's gotten a little more political over the past day (he seems to have a Newt Gingrich obsession), but he still makes some time for wrestling...

Ziggler has been ironically supporting Gingrich for a while now, let's get this guy onto team Heel.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 07:14

apsouthern: May 24, 2007; Chain Gang Soldier

Who'd have thought TAKA Michinoku would have such argumentative Facebook followers

# ? Feb 9, 2012 15:21

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; I bet against K-1

I aint going 2 deal wit a resentment someone like u.

that hurt to type.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 15:26

oldpainless: Oct 30, 2009

apsouthern posted:

Who'd have thought TAKA Michinoku would have such argumentative Facebook followers

It needs the word "buttfrustrated" in there somewhere.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 15:37

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# ? May 18, 2013 19:41

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

Michael Cole has won the Gooker Award for 2011: http://www.wrestlecrap.com/newinduction1.html

# ? Feb 10, 2012 01:37

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