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Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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I love going to random places on WWE Universe and reading the comments. Take, for example, the two comments from Lance Storm's latest blog entry.

Babe posted:

helo lance .
havent see u on for a great while . i hope u are dur eing ok . go check out my profile ok . love ya cindy

Hurricane Brad posted:

Second two post, will look at your site again Lance!!!

And what is Cindy, the first respondent's profile picture?



And more.







And of course

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Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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That certainly is an odd statement. Although this would fit better in the wrestling journalist thread.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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It almost sounds like Roamin' Dad, from the SA front page.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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PoO3 posted:

Bischoff had a boner for karate, wasn't he a black belt or something?

Supposedly, which is worth as much as a major in basket-weaving.

Ernest Miller either trained him or his kid or something.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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TL posted:

How can those be the best when there is this:

"I love you John Can I meet you one day please. I want to feel your muscles because I am visually impaired."

Yeah, I lose it every single time I read this.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Perry Normal posted:

Wasn't there a story that he wanted to challenge Tyson (or someone equally legit) and Vince (or possibly Bischoff) told him he was out of his loving mind?

Never one that I've heard.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Wanna hang out with Adam Jack.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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What would compel someone to make their profile picture them holding a replica belt?

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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This is one the best things I have ever seen. Thank you ap.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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heel turn posted:

I think this is a fair statement.



IF I WAS ANY SMARTER I'D QUIT WATCHING ! ! !

I'm not always up with the latest technology kajiggers - how did you view his updates? Did he friend you or something?

What does Stu Hart have to do with Vince having more than his balls???

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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More more more, please god MORE! Continue to breath life into this thread, in the greatest manner possible.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Let's check in with old Phillp. Sadly, it's not wrestling related, but it's still pretty great.



Oh Phillip. If only you talked about wrestling more so I had an excuse to cap every single wall post.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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coconono posted:

what's that one website with the wrestling figures and the hilariously misspelled names?

Here is the thread on this here forum posted by the author. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3422763

http://www.wrestlingposes.com/16-extreme-rulez/

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Dickeye posted:

A smark is somebody who thinks they're too good for wrestling, yet will watch it anyway. They think they know it all, and they want you know that they know it all, via inane chants they start at shows and cheering for anything anti-mainstream. Cheering for the entertainment, instead of the wrestlers. They think they're on some kind of meta plain of wrestling. It sickens me.

Is this a copy+paste or an opinion or what? Need context.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Let's see what's up with some Openbook homophobia.







Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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heel turn is currently being harassed by a stereotype on Twitter.

heel turn's obviously facetious tweet.



Then, a hillbilly appears.



Some back-and-forth







In summation

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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apsouthern posted:


As opposed to a straight one?

As always, gay slurs bring about some of the best wall posts. The 1st one is amazing.







Sadly, there still hasn't been any wrestlechat from our hero Phillip "A soap is a soap" Shields.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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3 in a row, no editing needed.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Mr. Carlisle posted:

So sick of gay people takin' all of our championships. Gosh!!

Ol' Wolfgang there hates gays so much he couldn't remember Del Rio's name.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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coconono posted:

This is why Facebook went to poo poo when they opened it up to everyone. Just look at that collective batch of stupid.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Did not know Matt Hardy had a black sister.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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You might have heard that Matt Hardy was recently framed for yet another DWI. Some very heartless individuals are casting judgement smh.



Thankfully RTTripp is here to help.



And a big Gunner fan, probably not as big a fan as Darkstar - but really who is - won't give up on her hero.



And a Hardy relative gives her input.



Thankfully an Alabaman doctor may know the root issue.



This dude is just mean... smh

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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I am so going to use "go see a brain doctor pal he'll fix you up" like I used "do u wear nike socks and so why".

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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I might have to keep my eye on this Sue Hardy. I'm sure she'll have much more to say once she gets back from lunch.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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ShamrockShake brought this account to our attention in the Matt Hardy thread, and I've got to add a screencap. So sad.



And now you know why Matt Hardy has and will always have fans.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Sometimes all you need is a strange Twitter search and you find the most amazing profiles.







Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Wojtek posted:

Exactly how does that person want Cena to respond to all the Dat rear end posts?

"Thanks?"

"I am secretly in love with you"?

Thanks for loving my rear end, man. Big fan of Orton's abs, too! #nevergiveup

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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People are strange.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Lamuella posted:

I'd argue that doing a search for "enjoyable human being cena" is only slightly less strange than ranting about "enjoyable human being cena"

Just looking for stuff to add to the thread. You gotta think like a lowest common denominator to find the really good stuff.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

It just links back to the Randy Orton Man Love Locker Room.

Ugh. I am so embarrassed that was actually a thing.

Atticus Finch posted:

Look up "felching Orton" and see what comes up.

No results. This will have to do.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Oatgan posted:

So since nobody else asked, what did you search for to find those?

It was a general "Cena sucks" search or something, and that name was somewhere near the top and he was making the weirdest drat tweets. So I checked his profile and was just blown away by the content therein.

Cena has the second oddest following after the Hardys.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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I think you know what time it is!











Hmmm, not as weird as usual this go around.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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For reference: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...2#post397405231



http://twitter.com/EricCalcara_35

This fella is a treasure trove of issues.























Well that was fun. What an interesting person.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Joey McChrist posted:

Hahahaha what the gently caress

I guess he doesn't like Orton anymore?

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Today's Twitter Tuesday.



Oh Deg

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

The "dude" is what makes it hilarious.

Well yeah.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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I only have one thing to say to such a bitter invective, oldpainless!



Never ever change, Calcara.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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To take a break from the Calcara action, here's something cool.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Some good ones this week!











And obligatory, the most pathetic person to ever live.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Flameingblack posted:

That guy's grandma just died, which is why he was showing everyone who doesn't care pictures. He's been talking about her being sick for weeks. Kind of sad, really.

There's a tragicomedic element to it. The really sad thing is the guy is so maladjusted he doesn't recognize this is bizarre, pathetic behavior.

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Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

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Frilled Lizard posted:

Has this been posted yet? Fan-created promo video for Punk vs. Austin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFN975jVT7o

This thread is really the "make fun of lovely things" thread. This is way too good for this thread - have you posted it in the Youtube thread, or even WWE discussion? Or both?

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