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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Skinty McEdger posted:

The first episode WWE NXT airs. Michael Cole heels it up and says some nasty things about internet fans. Obviously internet fans being smart to all the insider gossip laugh it off and start to like Cole for showing more charisma and character than he has in years decide to type in impotent rage at the grave insult.


This is going to end up being glorious before it is all said and done.

Anyone ever thought about submitting 411 to "The Weekly Web"? Or do we care about the front page at all?

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


car full of midgets posted:

Excuse my ignorance, but would we call the people making GBS threads all over Michael Cole's awesome heel turn as a smark or a mark? I've never actually been able to figure out what classifies one as a smark.

Smarks are people who give a poo poo about the announce team.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Lance Storm is now aware of the Crucial Crew.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Karmine posted:

I mean it's nothing to do with the fact that we're an online community it's just that when you get a shitload of people with a shitload of different opinions and ideas to try and create one single product, it's pretty much just asking for trouble.

Are you saying a twenty man Gimmick Battle Royal consisting of several tv tropes and in-jokes would make for bad television?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


LividLiquid posted:

Mormons are every bit as scary to me as Scientologists. If there are any mormon wrestlers, don't tell me who. I seriously don't want to know.

I know three mormons who I would consider normal folk, and good friends. But seriously, that is the glazed-over squint that can only come from years of home schooling and a generous dose of vitamin Jesus.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


car full of midgets posted:

Nice try, Dixie.

I am just about to tear out my wifi in contrition.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Endorph posted:

So it's like every other board on Gamefaqs.

We are so much better than them.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


theoneshamrock posted:

Is it really a bad thing to have a superiority complex over which wrestling message board you hang out at on the internet? I think not.

Of course not. I wasn't white-knighting, just stating a matter of fact. We rule.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Endorph posted:

To be fair, Vance Archer is a pretty handsome guy.

He had to grow a lot of beard to not look like a sex offender.
I repeat: he had to grow a beard to not look like a sex offender.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Burrito posted:



poo poo, missed that when posting in the Linda thread.


EDIT:


Are you man enough?




Jericho is loving frightened.


This loving kid.


...ladies.

RacistGuidingLight fucked around with this message at Oct 18, 2010 around 21:36

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Karmine posted:

Like the Office only real?

No, kind of like the Home and Garden Network kind of thing.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


TelevisedInsanity posted:

Has anyone ever read WWE "Slash Fiction"? Such as this?

They recently updated with a Nexus Gang Bang, I am disgusted just finding it.

It's one of those things we know exist but don't acknowledge. Why on Earth would you link that? Why would you search for that? Were you looking for the one fourteen year old Messianic figure to come about and validate the genre of pro-wrestling erotic fantasy? If so, why would we need a status report of the findings? Did one of us put you up to this? Answer absolutely none of these questions, just bow your head in shame.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Jeru, you are every bit as culpable now.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Captain Charisma posted:

Canadian Otaku Gamer sounds like one of those lovely YCS names

Stinks of someone dodging a perma, I agree.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Comes with conveniently sealed packaging for sanitary disposal.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Dickeye posted:

The KnockKnock Records forum. It's a tiny pop-punk label that has an absolutely terrible forum that I actually requested to be banned from since I couldn't stop getting irate at bad opinions (most of them came from the guy whose posts I'm quoting!). Now I just go back on occasion to dig up choice quotes.

quote:

Look how mainstream that music was. HUGELY. Nu-Metal was a loving cancer in the late 90's.

I don't see CM Punk's brand of punk rock ripping up the charts.

How is this guy the spokesman for the new generation?

Seems to me like Madonna or Kylie are the spokespeople of the new generation. With their bassy music and revealing clothing.

He's right about everything.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Chortles posted:

Why do you think he's the kids' role model?

Come to think of it, maybe that's also why he's got women admiring the "bad boy"?

What the hell is this post?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Gavok posted:

I found this clip of Rikishi giving Cena the Stink Face and the top comments are as different as night and day.

The bad comment:


The good comment:

umm thanks but i ain't gonna click that bro

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Not to derail Siddiqui is typically an arab name.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


DMPunk posted:

Not sure where to put this, but here is an article that compares the wrestling industry to the porn industry. They are very similar apparently.

http://internationalobject.com/%E2%...ng-pornography/

quote:

Comparing pro wrestling to pornography is an easy argument that only gets easier as the evidence piles up. On the most basic level, each industry produces a product revolving around performances of physical exertion.
Ah, mhmm.

quote:

Just as nobody watching a porn for the story, wrestling fans rarely turn in to watch the plot.[2] *There have been a few instances where the story was everything and the match was nothing, and they almost always revolve around Hulk Hogan.
Oh, well okay.

quote:

Both industries are focused on delivering assistance to basic human functions... ...The pornography industry is helping release sexual tension, while wrestling releases violent tension

This is a really laughably bad article, dude.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


DMPunk posted:

Well, whatever. I didn't write it. I thought it was funny though.

I did too.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


Really makes me re-evaluate my "AJ fans are the worst" theory.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


MacDougall posted:

The only way that makes sense is if there is some robot scanning mail that auto replies with photos.

Or there is a guy in WWE mailroom who trolls dweebs.

Maybe. Has he gotten around to you yet?

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by Lowtax


achillesforever6 posted:

Response to me saying that having Rusev use the clutch as a finisher is stupid

So was the stupid coming from him thinking the camel clutch was okay, not thinking the STF is okay, or you posting your arguments?

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