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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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I forgot their names for my own sanity, but didn't WWE have a heel tag team whose entire gimmick was they were gay?

HEEL tag team, keep in mind. That's basically the exact opposite of "promoting the gay agenda."

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Dylar Addict posted:

rfg72's definition of promoting the gay agenda: acknowledging gay people exist

EDIT:

Jesus Christ she looks like the Joker's autistic daughter
I think she IS the joker's autistic daughter.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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What the gently caress is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4-DdiKxoeE

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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He's Vince Russo's brother.

I was going to make a Brothers of Destruction joke but I had no idea how.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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I like how people refer to Miz/Bryan's thing as "Burying Bryan" when if you aren't completely retarded you'll realize that he went into WWE, proclaimed he was too good for NXT, then proceeded to kick the rear end of Miz, a very credible midcarder.

It's a huge push. If anything, Miz is the one who got buried.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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In what universe is Wade bad in the ring.

Are these people even watching wrestling at all? Do they just stare at a dark TV screen and pretend they're watching WWE so they can rage about it?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Skinty McEdger posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZEQUqt6Eg

From the comments section of this video.


Lay-Cool. A constant thorn in my side.
Lay-Cool know who I am and are constantly planning ways to annoy me.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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KungFu Grip posted:

Mickie James? Beth Phoenix?
Undertaker.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Matlock posted:

Miz lost all his belts
Yes and.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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joshtothemaxx posted:

I'm gonna guess you've seen every episode at least 138571 times based on the name-post combo.

content edit:

Did you know GameFAQs.com has a pro wrestling forum? I didn't either. This is the top thread in the WWE chat right now.
I wish men wore pants and shirt because when I see their nice abs and their firm thighs I start thinking thoughts and when I told my dad about the thoughts he beat me.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Psycho Mantits posted:

God, the GameFAQs pro wrestling board is a complete shithole. It's nothing but memes, trolls, and idiots. And to think I loving posted there for nearly three to four years.
So it's like every other board on Gamefaqs.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Mr. Carlisle posted:

I hope Spoony goes into one of his hour long spergin' rants about how awful it was. The dude can stretch a whiny complaint out into a feature film length video, its pretty sad. I'll give him that that most of the show was pretty bad but the ending more than made up for it. Maybe he's a Cena mark.
I like Spoony's reviews when he isn't doing his dumb dr. insano bits, but jesus he's one of the most idiotic "smarks" I've ever seen.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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"This guy was putting on too good of a match! STOP PUTTING ON GOOD MATCHES DAVEY RICHARDS!"

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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The IWC weighs in on the important issue of spousal abuse.

LividLiquid posted:

The Debra thing has never been proven. I know it sounds ridiculous to defend a "known" wife-beater, but my own mother was the kind of chick who'd kick my dad in the balls, make fun of him for being too weak to fight back when he manned up and said he wouldn't hit her, then she'd call the cops when he shoved her off of him as she was trying to choke him and she got a bruise.

The cops'd show up and he'd instantly be the bad guy just because he owned and operated a penis.

I try not to make judgments until it's a guy has more than one report of domestic abuse with more than one partner. Even then I'm skeptical, but that's just be drawing on personal experience and not representative of anything, really. That being said, Debra was a television personality. Nobody gets into television unless they like drama. Nobody Austin has dated before or since has ever accused him of domestic abuse, Austin had like ten million bucks in cash at the time of the incident and it's pretty easy to convince police and judges that your husband is hitting you if he's a pro wrestler.

This isn't Charlie Sheen. We don't have like, five different women claiming he hit them. It's one chick with a television background.

I have literally never laid a violent hand on a woman and I've been accused of domestic abuse before. By a woman who liked to punch me, no less, because she knew I wouldn't hit back. That lasted about six days. I guess what they say is true. You do wind up dating your mother.

Anyway, I could be completely wrong, but is there any evidence aside from one police report from an actress that Austin ever actually beat a woman?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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My favorite part of that post is how in 3 paragraphs we see every inch of his soul.

He had an abusive mother, so he distrusts women.

This isn't speculation, this is literally the only conclusion that can be drawn from that post.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Dario Delfino posted:

I retract my snarky response about "Literally, it doesn't," that was a knee-jerk reaction. But I don't think his post is loving stupid and horrible, I think it requires perspective (and maybe an edit or two before it was posted).
It requires the perspective of a stupid and horrible person, yeah.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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The Shaman of Cum posted:

so, the perspective of you?
Stupid: Yes
Horrible: No

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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LividLiquid posted:

I've been proven wrong in the original thread. I guess it did happen and there was proof. I'm wrong as all gently caress.
Even if you were right you'd still be a terrible person.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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LividLiquid posted:

For doubting a single claim of domestic abuse from a known liar? Okay, then.

People are acting like I said surprise sex is always the victim's fault or that no woman has ever been abused or something.
Known liar? How? Because she's a woman in acting? Is there some well known incident of her lying that I don't know about?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Chop Licker posted:

Everybody lies!!!
GET OUT WILLIAM HOUSE

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Matlock posted:


"I lied, ese!!!!"
"I'm actually in Heaven!"

EDIT: "And I wanted you to be intercontinental champion you dumbass!"

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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EDIT: Ehh I should just let this go.

Endorph fucked around with this message at Jun 23, 2010 around 00:19

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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I take that back, that guy is the real stupid and horrible one.

EDIT: and the average wrestling crowd has a fuckton of parents with their kids, so... ???

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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jeffersonlives posted:

I'm surprised he's still got his own av, frankly.
I am crying tears of blood.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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TelevisedInsanity posted:

What is going on in this video?

This is just as creepy as Matt Hardy's "Thank You" video, it might as well be Matt Hardy who made this video.
Are we sure it's not?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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triplexpac posted:

Well this is unfortunate


I wonder if anyone ever got an Evolution tattoo.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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The best is my One Man Gang tattoo

One Man Gang:
One Man Gang
Panama Gang
Akeem
Thor
Crusher Bloomfield

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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evale posted:

Don't have a Jericho thread so might as well put this here:

http://abc.go.com/shows/downfall/discuss?cat=472092

Was the show really that bad?
I didn't watch all of it, but it seemed like just another game show to me. Jericho was amazingly charismatic and basically carried the show, but the show itself wasn't that interesting.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Break it down.

DE-JOBERATION-X!

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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TL posted:

Under the headline "Brian Danielson says he's going to TNA".


What a bullshit posting. Tantalizing enough to make you click and then you realize it's bullshit.
Is this really surprising?

Also, Brian.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Atticus Finch posted:

According to the Maria shoot, tons of wrestling fans would pay to see a wrestler named Lloyd Boner.
And his tag-team partner, Dick Harkness.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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To be fair, Vance Archer is a pretty handsome guy.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Fucken_Gieux posted:

He had to grow a lot of beard to not look like a sex offender.
I repeat: he had to grow a beard to not look like a sex offender.
I'd let him offend my sex.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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All that talk of Commentators and not one mention of JBL?

That man was a loving god. I will always remember him going "FORGET ABOUT HER, BOOKER! I'VE ABANDONED A LOT OF WOMEN IN MY TIME!" during the Money in the Bank Kennedy won.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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I love how he seems so eager about it.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Atticus Finch posted:

"As long as Kaval has McCallaway on his side he should be doing just fine" - YouTube comment
I still don't understand why people are so hung up on that. I mean McCool's a decent wrestler, and I doubt Undertaker is going THEN MY WIFE PINS ME CLEAN AT WRESTLEMANIA backstage to Vince.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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LividLiquid posted:

How does sleeping with a married person not reflect badly on both people? One of your buddies fucks your wife. Are you just mad at your wife?
Well, it depends on whether or not they knew they were married. Of course, McCool almost certainly knew.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Umbra Dubium posted:

McCool's pretty tall, but I'd say the "SARA" tattoo would still have been at about eye-level.
Maybe she's dyslexic. Did you ever think of that?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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It's Joey Mercury.

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Skinty McEdger posted:


Is he deaf? And blind?

Endorph fucked around with this message at Nov 23, 2010 around 04:22

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