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El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


HulkaMatt posted:

This is why I want other people to do it.

Tell you what HulkaMatt, let me try my hand at writing a re-cap for tonight's RAW and I'll send it to you.

I cannot do worse than CapnAndy

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El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Lazy like a Fox posted:

I think we can safely add John Cena to the big list of people who have had the match of their career with Bryan Danielson.

A big list of people absolutely no one cares about and for some reason John Cena

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


I do not understand how a person can live with so much negativity towards everything, especially things he claims to enjoy.

Maybe the half of WrestleHut exactly like him could help me out with an explanation

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Captain Charisma posted:

Lady Gaga is one of those pretentious fags who tries to be SO IRONIC but doesn't understand that there's a line between irony and looking like you just got off the short bus.

Have you ever been right about anything ever? This is not trolling. This is a serious question. Have you ever made a statement that is agreeable or based at all on any marginal element of fact.

Like, have you ever tried to make a statement that is objectively true, and found yourself unable to do it by some biological force field? I am serious here.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


FishBulb posted:

Something that never existed.

Its pretty obvious it never existed.

Duggan could never invent something that awesome.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


FishBulb posted:

When I first heard about it that was my assumption but thats just dumb what would that do?

I dont even know its so dumb I can't believe we are talking about this.

I assumed he removed the blades and attached the dildo the motor so that when he turned it on the dildo spun around at like a million RPMS

Like a literal pussy drill

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


MassRayPer posted:

http://www.tnawrestlingnews.com/hea...265811474.shtml

Forget Bazooka Kaboom, Danielson's WWE name should be PROFESSOR NEWTON GIMMICK

Here is my favorite line

quote:

Seriously, like I said, I'm not a fan of changing back to the 4 sided ring but my main beef is how they got rid of the 6 sided ring.

I know its a relatively minor quibble but who the hell uses "but" to express a complementary position.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Skinty McEdger posted:

Twitter is also fun tonight.

Hahahaha "I am going to show my support for Independent Wrestling by pirating matches, so that these companies I claim to love see no actual financial gain"

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


car full of midgets posted:

Excuse my ignorance, but would we classify the people making GBS threads all over Michael Cole's awesome heel turn as a smark or a mark? I've never actually been able to figure out what classifies one as a smark.

Marks are people who take things at face value and react to them

Smarks are people who assume things about whats going on backstage and react to them

So Marks

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


I wonder what Cornette would say to that considering he is all about having to work your way up from cleaning toilets to being a booker

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


LividLiquid posted:

This is hardly fair. Cornette never defended TNA.

DON'T YOU GET IT

He is a sell-out for not directly and frequently insulting the company that employed him and fed his family during his tenure.

What a hypocrit piece of poo poo

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


sportsgenius86 posted:

Yes. This is exactly it.

Congrats.

Now can you solve Lost and then maybe find Jimmy Hoffa?

Thank you for your assistance.

Sorry you got burned for sperging about an entirely reasonable behavior Cornette engaged in.

Now lick your wounds and move on, because son I will buy the bricks, build the school, and then take you to it.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


sportsgenius86 posted:

If you enjoy hearing people bitch about behaviors that they are actively perpetuating and lending their name to in the most hypocritical fashion humanly possible, more power to you.

Do you go on the internet everyday complaining how you really think the burgers at Wendy's suck? Its called being professional. When you are an employee of a company you keep your complaints within the company. Its only hypocrisy if he said nothing at all. As far as anyone has said he almost always was bitching to management about decisions. Its childish to run to the internet to whine about your employer when you don't get your way and Cornette was being a responsible person not doing that.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


rfg72's definition of promoting the gay agenda: acknowledging gay people exist

EDIT:

Jesus Christ she looks like the Joker's autistic daughter

El Axo Grande fucked around with this message at Mar 29, 2010 around 23:56

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


sportsgenius86 posted:

Is there a corn cob in her mouth? WTF?

I will seriously never understand the motivation of ugly people who post photos of themselves online

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


BigRed0427 posted:

Mormons.jpg

I am tolerant of all religions but seriously there needs to be a Mormon genocide hate em hate all of em

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


HulkaMatt posted:

REQUEST: find some fans angry about Low Ki being paired with Laycool. I want to see if some fans are as as Dragon/Miz.

quote:

*Kaval (Brandon Silvestry), 30, is the star of this group, and with his introduction as being coached by Layla and Michelle McCool, who joked about how teeny he was, he’s this season’s way for the promotion to make fun of hardcore fans.



(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


That third guy seems to think about sucking cocks a whole lot

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Sionistic posted:

While lucky sounds pretty bad, I think that if he gets some decent promos out the name will grow on people. However even if this is what happens, he will need to grow the character fast with something else.

That's my perspective. They are not trying to say his real name is Lucky, he even mentioned right out that its a nickname.

If the audience can be lead to believe its an adopted name, like he is really Paul "Lucky" Cannon, I could see it working out for him.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Endorph posted:

I like Spoony's reviews when he isn't doing his dumb dr. insano bits, but jesus he's one of the most idiotic "smarks" I've ever seen.

Spoony and Nostalgia Critic are good when they just talk about movies.

Its when they try to do skits, or, god help us, invite the other twenty sperglings they roll with to do videos with them its awful.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Ahahaha this is it

This is the post that will remain forever

Excellent work living liquid, may this post haunt you like crying bout benoit haunts Pex.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Dario Delfino posted:

Literally, it's not. He's saying he distrusts a single report of spousal abuse due to lack of evidence/history (that he's aware of), and this comes from his own experiences. He's not saying he distrusts them all.

And he does have a point that domestic abuse is generally a pattern. There are exceptions, though.

Spousal abuse also tends to have mountains of evidence which the police also had

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Dario Delfino posted:

Too many times domestic violence is used to ruin lives rather than deal with a crime, and it's happened within the entertainment industry.

When

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


LividLiquid posted:

Can we just drop it?

never

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


apsouthern posted:

yeah yeah, doublepost whatever...

I was researching Hardy fans for a blog post I was writing recently and came across this gem on how to be a Hardy fan - http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-True-Je...-Matt-Hardy-Fan

Sample:


It even tells you how to perform their finishing moves. Whisper in the Wind starts with "Knock your opponent down but make sure they don't stay down."

I went ahead and made some important additions

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


I didn't do the volcano one or the last two Matt Hardy finishers, so props to whoever did those.

You guys missed this one though

How to do Jeff's moves posted:

Career Killer- First, quit your high-paying job for the WWE. Next, get arrested for dealing drugs. Then, go work for TNA and sing your own themesong

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Web Jew.0 posted:

two burns for the price of one (much like his brother's shelter/pet)

drat

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


I think the Rock is both overrated and underrated as a talker.

On one hand, 80% of his promoes were pulling his catchphrases randomly out of a hat and changing the proper nouns.

But the other 20% were some of the best promoes in the history of the sport

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Endorph posted:

I still don't understand why people are so hung up on that. I mean McCool's a decent wrestler, and I doubt Undertaker is going THEN MY WIFE PINS ME CLEAN AT WRESTLEMANIA backstage to Vince.

poo poo there are people here who have called her a slut for having a monogamous relationship that ended in marriage.

El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


Captain Charisma posted:

Weren't they having an affair while UT was still married to Sara Undertaker?

I thought the Sara divorce came before Michelle was even hired

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El Axo Grande
Apr 2, 2005

by T. Finn


The second I clicked this thread link I got an email from the WWE telling me to stand up for them and that is really creepy to me.

Also Kayce Swannigan kinda lucked out because Kayce Swannigan is totally a WWE name.

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