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extra innings lovin: Jan 1, 2005; by angerbotSD

Text a girl on your contacts list an ASCII dick. Just straight up send a chick a big old 8===D and post what she says.

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haha is that urs

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stop it!

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what? im confused

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:-/

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:07

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# ? Jun 19, 2013 03:19

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

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(.)(.)

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:08

rock2much: Feb 6, 2004

I don't know any girls. Can you send me some numbers?

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:08

rawstorm: May 10, 2008; by Ozma

rock2much posted:

I don't know any girls. Can you send me some numbers?

me too.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:09

Kaysette: Jan 4, 2009; Sorry I'm not made of sugar, am I not sweet enough for you?

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ur the worst

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:09

Rohaq: Aug 11, 2006

Haha, girls

This thread can only end well.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:09

Thunderchops: May 27, 2005; Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large.

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rad

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thanks!

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:09

pacman: May 7, 2003; PARADOL EX FAN CLUB

I'm on this, but the dick I'm texting is gonna be a little bit longer than the one you posted. Two equal signs just doesn't feel like enough, I should use three.

pacman's text posted:

8===D

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Is that as big as it gets

(I wrote back: lol you tell me)
(OUCH... her reply?: Cant remember.)

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Yum

pacman fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 02:19

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:11

Waldorf Sixpence: Sep 6, 2004; Often harder on Player 2

It is gone 2 in the am and all my womanly friends are bound to be asleep now, so I have texted a male friend instead.

"very funny text nick lol"

This wasn't as fun as I'd hoped

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:12

picosecond: Dec 9, 2006; one millionth of one millionth of a second

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( Y )

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um, thanks

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???

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( o ) ( o )

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lol dont u have smthg better 2 do?

...Better response than I expected, overall.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:13

Gaseous Snake: Jan 7, 2006; No greater good, no just cause

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8 what hey do u hear my MUSIC!!

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Yes?

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:16

MajorPain: Apr 17, 2007

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"Haha =P steph says hi"

Woah, I think Steph totally wants me!

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"Does that mean u have a boner?"

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"Oh thats really want i want to hear"

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"8================D yumm"

I got that from my buddy, who must have been hanging out with one of the above girls because I didn't send him a text

MajorPain fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 02:25

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:17

Kimasu v2.0: Jan 19, 2001; Forum Veteran

8===D~~~

i don't get it

it's a penis

you're a dork

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:17

Farnk: Apr 7, 2003

Responses I got

nobody posted:

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:18

burned my hat :(: Jan 17, 2005; Hoo Hoo

MajorPain posted:

Woah, I think Steph totally wants me!

Yeah, she probably thinks you are cool as gently caress!

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:18

TheAmbassador: Nov 21, 2005; by Ozma

picosecond posted:

( Y )

...Better response than I expected, overall.

I think you just got an invitation. For mine,

girl posted:

무엇?

Making a good first impression on the cute new teacher.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:18

Don Of The Dead: Apr 8, 2007; I'm feelin' clean, I was only thirteen With the heavy starch, on my Bugle Boy Jeans

(_)_)===D

I put some effort into mine.

~*GiRl*~ : "lol"

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:19

SoundMakesSense: May 8, 2006; It's the only way out.

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Real mature

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GA-ROSS!

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Haha

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:20

Slow and Serious: Mar 20, 2007; It runs ok.

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u gay

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:21

bulbous nub: Jul 29, 2007; It's ok; I'm taking it back.

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sup?

Ehhhhh, she could have done better.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:22

Berbil Snatch: Nov 13, 2006

my girlfriend, sitting on the couch with me, wrote back:

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gently caress off

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:22

Dick Peters: Mar 8, 2009

Don Of The Dead posted:

(_)_)===D

I put some effort into mine.

me too, she responded

no..no..no..no..BUTTFUCK!!!

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:23

The Rage: Jun 28, 2007; This cat is wizard

Wife posted:

Get the gently caress off the computer.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:25

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; I'm feelin' kinda chubby-tired

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B===========D mines bigger

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:27

Kamoc: Oct 8, 2003; You cannot eat a purse.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:30

Vulgar: Aug 17, 2003; I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

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oh penis! YAY PENIS!!!

seems as if she's a big fan

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:30

PopeOnARope: Jul 23, 2007; Hey! Quit touching my junk!

All I got back was a :X

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:32

Xenomorph: Jun 13, 2001

This is a great idea.

Text sent!

Edit, just got the reply:

"Hi! Whats that?"

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:33

Ultramega OK: May 14, 2003; I'm a Catholic, I can feel guilty about anything.

I sent a girl the following text:

You rated this thread '1'! Great job, go hog wild!

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:35

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Incredible

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8====Dc <- that's what it would look like with a piercing!

I've been saying I'm gonna get it pierced for too long. I'm starting to get called out.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:37

Twelve Beers: Nov 29, 2008; Oh yeah, what a great fucking ideeeeeeeea.

Be a bigger man and text the "Hey, why haven't we had sex yet?" question.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:38

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000; Forum Veteran

"get milk and eggs on the way home"

Seriously.

Baxter fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 02:45

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:39

Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

I don't have any credit on my phone.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:39

Thirsty Thursday: Mar 5, 2009; let's get fucked up

dumb bitch posted:

Come over

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:39

Homeybeef: May 23, 2008

One response so far from a guy

:P

I thought so

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:39

Seris: Sep 20, 2006; its like some kind of stinky caterpillar

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WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

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lol

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Rub it all in my haaaaiir~~~

the last quote is my favorite

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:39

KING EGG: Dec 1, 2000; Saturday is "Treat Day"

but there aren't any girls on my list

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:40

ease: Jul 19, 2004; HUGE

girl posted:

\.
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\,-' ,-. '.~-~-~~,
,-' (###) \-~'~=-.
_,-' '-' \=~-"~~',
/o \~-""~=-,
\__ \=-,~"-~,
"""===-----. \~=-"~-.
\ \*=~-"
\ "=====----
\
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It's a unicorn.

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:40

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

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hahaha thanks bud.

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oh boy
are u sober right now or.....? :P

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Oh wow thanks for that

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Lol. Lifesize?

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Omg whats up?

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Huh?

Dhaes fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 03:14

# ? Mar 12, 2009 02:45

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pacman: May 7, 2003; PARADOL EX FAN CLUB

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we gettin arab money!

Dumb. At least I know what song she is listenin' to.

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