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extra innings lovin
Jan 1, 2005

by angerbotSD


Text a girl on your contacts list an ASCII dick. Just straight up send a chick a big old 8===D and post what she says.

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haha is that urs

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stop it!

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what? im confused

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:-/

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johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..


quote:

(.)(.)

rock2much
Feb 6, 2004



I don't know any girls. Can you send me some numbers?

rawstorm
May 10, 2008

by Ozma


rock2much posted:

I don't know any girls. Can you send me some numbers?

me too.

Kaysette
Jan 4, 2009

Sorry I'm not made of sugar, am I not sweet enough for you?


quote:

ur the worst

Rohaq
Aug 11, 2006


Haha, girls

This thread can only end well.

Thunderchops
May 27, 2005
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large.

quote:

rad

quote:

thanks!

pacman
May 7, 2003


PARADOL EX FAN CLUB

I'm on this, but the dick I'm texting is gonna be a little bit longer than the one you posted. Two equal signs just doesn't feel like enough, I should use three.

pacman's text posted:

8===D

quote:

Is that as big as it gets
(I wrote back: lol you tell me)
(OUCH... her reply?: Cant remember.)

quote:

Yum

pacman fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 02:19

Waldorf Sixpence
Sep 6, 2004

Often harder on Player 2


It is gone 2 in the am and all my womanly friends are bound to be asleep now, so I have texted a male friend instead.

"very funny text nick lol"

This wasn't as fun as I'd hoped

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second

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( Y )

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um, thanks

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???

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( o ) ( o )

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lol dont u have smthg better 2 do?

...Better response than I expected, overall.

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause



quote:

8 what hey do u hear my MUSIC!!

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Yes?

MajorPain
Apr 17, 2007


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"Haha =P steph says hi"

Woah, I think Steph totally wants me!

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"Does that mean u have a boner?"

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"Oh thats really want i want to hear"

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"8================D yumm"

I got that from my buddy, who must have been hanging out with one of the above girls because I didn't send him a text .

MajorPain fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 02:25

Kimasu v2.0
Jan 19, 2001
Forum Veteran

8===D~~~

i don't get it

it's a penis

you're a dork

Farnk
Apr 7, 2003


Responses I got


nobody posted:


burned my hat :(
Jan 17, 2005
Hoo Hoo

MajorPain posted:

Woah, I think Steph totally wants me!

Yeah, she probably thinks you are cool as gently caress!

TheAmbassador
Nov 21, 2005

by Ozma


picosecond posted:

( Y )

...Better response than I expected, overall.

I think you just got an invitation. For mine,

girl posted:

무엇?

Making a good first impression on the cute new teacher.

Don Of The Dead
Apr 8, 2007

I'm feelin' clean, I was only thirteen With the heavy starch, on my Bugle Boy Jeans

(_)_)===D

I put some effort into mine.

~*GiRl*~ : "lol"

SoundMakesSense
May 8, 2006

It's the only way out.

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Real mature

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GA-ROSS!

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Haha

Slow and Serious
Mar 20, 2007

It runs ok.

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u gay

bulbous nub
Jul 29, 2007

It's ok; I'm taking it back.

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sup?

Ehhhhh, she could have done better.

Berbil Snatch
Nov 13, 2006


my girlfriend, sitting on the couch with me, wrote back:

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gently caress off

Dick Peters
Mar 8, 2009


Don Of The Dead posted:

(_)_)===D

I put some effort into mine.

me too, she responded

no..no..no..no..BUTTFUCK!!!

The Rage
Jun 28, 2007

Chill out, dickwad.



Wife posted:

Get the gently caress off the computer.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

you get wonderful
things out of that


quote:

B===========D mines bigger

Kamoc
Oct 8, 2003

You cannot eat a purse.


Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

quote:

oh penis! YAY PENIS!!!

seems as if she's a big fan

PopeOnARope
Jul 23, 2007

Hey! Quit touching my junk!


All I got back was a :X

Xenomorph
Jun 13, 2001


This is a great idea.

Text sent!

Edit, just got the reply:

"Hi! Whats that?"

Ultramega OK
May 14, 2003

I'm a Catholic, I can feel guilty about anything.

I sent a girl the following text:

You rated this thread '1'! Great job, go hog wild!

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Incredible

quote:

8====Dc <- that's what it would look like with a piercing!

I've been saying I'm gonna get it pierced for too long. I'm starting to get called out.

Twelve Beers
Nov 29, 2008

Oh yeah, what a great fucking ideeeeeeeea.


Be a bigger man and text the "Hey, why haven't we had sex yet?" question.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Forum Veteran

"get milk and eggs on the way home"

Seriously.

Baxter fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 02:45

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,


I don't have any credit on my phone.

Thirsty Thursday
Mar 5, 2009

let's get fucked up


dumb bitch posted:

Come over

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008


One response so far from a guy

:P

I thought so

Seris
Sep 20, 2006

its like some kind of stinky caterpillar


quote:

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

quote:

lol

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Rub it all in my haaaaiir~~~

the last quote is my favorite

KING EGG
Dec 1, 2000

Saturday is "Treat Day"


but there aren't any girls on my list

ease
Jul 19, 2004

HUGE

girl posted:

\.
\'. ;.
\ '. ,--''-.~-~-'-,
\,-' ,-. '.~-~-~~,
,-' (###) \-~'~=-.
_,-' '-' \=~-"~~',
/o \~-""~=-,
\__ \=-,~"-~,
"""===-----. \~=-"~-.
\ \*=~-"
\ "=====----
\
\


It's a unicorn.

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.


quote:

hahaha thanks bud.

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oh boy
are u sober right now or.....? :P

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Oh wow thanks for that

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Lol. Lifesize?

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Omg whats up?

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Huh?

Dhaes fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 03:14

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pacman
May 7, 2003


PARADOL EX FAN CLUB

quote:

we gettin arab money!


Dumb. At least I know what song she is listenin' to.

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