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extra innings lovin
Jan 1, 2005

by angerbotSD


quote:

the blue guys was bigger

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Zodberg
May 22, 2008

by Fistgrrl


Is this thread the spiritual sequel to "Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet."
That was nice, because worst case, you blame it on the forum. Best case, you end up bangin' some chick you've been workin on.
This thread? I'm not sure.

Schnozzberry
Apr 13, 2005


quote:

this must have come for a lovely gbs thread right??

lastexyle
Nov 13, 2006

ANIMES


A Girl posted:


Farnk
Apr 7, 2003


Farnk posted:

Responses I got

My friends are too mature for that. Told me they didn't and wouldn't to respond.

Farnk fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 03:49

UndyingShadow
May 15, 2006
You're looking ESPECIALLY shadowy this evening, Sir

A Friend posted:

Oh my.

Plasmafrag
Nov 11, 2008


quote:

What's up? Wait, I think we all know the answer to that question.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

listerine and mr. green

wtf deja vu. I swear I just read a thread like this a few weeks ago. I need to check my phone for the messages I sent. Yeah found it. 1/29. Message I got back was, "eww,your eyeballs are huge"

MajorDishes
Aug 11, 2004

ain't no problem like no problem

quote:

thats just depressing

Diamato
Jul 16, 2006

Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man


A Girl posted:

You are loving retarded.

Zachsta
Jun 13, 2007

by T. Fine


quote:

Ha ha, thank you. Are you drunk, honey?

Not really...

CanAm
Jan 4, 2009

Eh.


quote:

Butt :P

What does it mean?

Regicide
May 26, 2008


quote:

What the hell John?

I sent it two three girls, two of them being a goon. They are the only people I wanted to risk waking up tonight.

Vigilantly Vigorous
Jun 23, 2007
How delightful...

first: hey
me:its a penis
first: lol

MY GIRLFRIEND: More like 8=D

Hehe.

Freyjan
Dec 10, 2006
The Phoenix

Text sent: 8====D


Text received: What are you, Asian? B===============D


LoL, and a response I just got from someone else (since I sent the text to like 8 people):

"I miss you too, drunktard. But I will be around again soon and the nudity will flow"

Phlag
Nov 2, 2000



quote:

You are a treat

Dear Sergio
Sep 7, 2008

We are a couple, not a duo


I decided to send one to my lesbian ex-girlfriend.

Me: 8====D
Her: Wow that's attractive
Me: Agreed
Her: Yeah not even a little creepy.. at all
Me: Hahahaha ah poo poo
Her: poo poo on my dick


Awesome.

mintskoal
Oct 24, 2006

livin' the dream


quote:

excuse me?

Disappointing.

Turd Nelson
Nov 21, 2008


chahca posted:

The symbol 8==D is supposed to be a penis. the length of the penis changes depending on how many times you put =. cha cha!

that wasn't very fun

CGRender
Sep 11, 2001

by Ozma


So what is this thread about again? The txt wanna have sex thread actually had substance, this poo poo? go suck a dick 8===========D

kwinkles
Dec 8, 2000

I AM RETARDED RETARDED RETARDED RETARDED RETARDED

quote:

((;))

oh my!

Baldo di Gregorio
Aug 27, 2004


yes he's a real footballer
Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power, Teen Panties

click my av for a fun surprise


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CGRender posted:

So what is this thread about again? The txt wanna have sex thread actually had substance, this poo poo? go suck a dick 8===========D

This thread is about texting ASCII dicks to all the girls you know and posting their replies. It's very simple really. Everyone needs to do more of that because it's a funny thread.

crimmas
Aug 11, 2007

HEY... I wanna has yo babehs

3 sends, no response. GF called.

"I'm leaving work, think I'm gonna get some Krystal's (etc.)"
"Did you get my text message?"
"Was it a bunch of numbers or something?"
"...Yeah."
"Was it supposed to be something?"
"It was a PEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS"
"Oh, I thought you bumped your phone and it sent a bunch of numbers"


I have an iphone, how would this be possible.
And apparently after 2 years of dating sending your girlfriend a dick is totally normal.

GoofyLM
Aug 3, 2007

Anal sex is teh sex of teh future


quote:

That is a penis.
Why yes, yes it is.

quote:

feeelthy feeelthy boy
Ok.



My friends suck, the majority haven't responded with anything. Fuckin losers.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008
I'm a cunt who thinks children committing suicide is funny. I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.

The Finn posted:

This thread is about texting ASCII dicks to all the girls you know and posting their replies. It's very simple really. Everyone needs to do more of that because it's a funny thread.

Too bad goons don't know that most girls don't go through the effort of fully spelling words out in text messages!

40oz
May 16, 2008

could have bought seven forties instead of this


it's 2009, everyone knows you draw an ASCII penis like such:

( ))::::::D

GoofyLM
Aug 3, 2007

Anal sex is teh sex of teh future


40oz posted:

it's 2009, everyone knows you draw an ASCII penis like such:

( )):::::

What kind of crazy discrete penis do you have?

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003



so far:


quote:

Space ship!


quote:

(.)Y(.)

quote:

Penis?

Shiva's Delight
Oct 31, 2004

Oh I could throw you in the lake or feed you poisoned birthday cake. I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone!

ex-girlfriend posted:

Well you're certainly giving yourself credit :b

female friend #1 posted:

thank u for the most useless fuking msg of my day. Even more because I had 2 pay 4 it.

female friend #2 posted:

how does 8 equal D?

female friend #3 posted:

u've got a camera, if ur a real man whip em out

mom posted:

What the everloving gently caress is wrong with you!?

Thunderchops
May 27, 2005
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large.

40oz posted:

it's 2009, everyone knows you draw an ASCII penis like such:

( )):::::

maybe if it's all studded from warts.

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

BOP THE STOATS

8===D ~~~

Girl 1: Charming
Girl 2: Lol wouldn't mind making your dick do that
Girl 3: Haha wtf?! I was on the phone to a client and had to explain why I suddenly bust out laughing when he was trying to request a withdrawal

Tricerapowerbottom
Jun 16, 2008

WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL


I, a grown-assed man, texted my grown-assed wife

8===D
Wha?@
its a ascii peen
ur silly

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


3 sends

Roommate #1 posted:

Nice.

Roommate #2 (Also a goon) posted:

Ascii penis to you too.

Girl from work posted:

That's where I punched you today :P

king teh
Jan 30, 2009

by Fistgrrl


40oz posted:

it's 2009, everyone knows you draw an ASCII penis like such:

( )):::::

I honestly see this and cannot unsee a butt farting out a bullet.

E:

quote:

¿Qué?

Of the four people I texted a penis, she is easily the most tech-savvy (spews the more popular memes frequently) and she doesn't get it. Prospects look poor for the others.

king teh fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 04:34

ryanbruce
May 1, 2002

The "Dell Dude"


quote:

LOL I talk to too many goons

quote:

hahahahaha!

ryanbruce fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 04:42

squeak
Sep 20, 2006

Not quite what expected.


Tip: don't send this text to your sister.

Brice
Jul 23, 2006
Is It Bad to Get Cheese in Open Cuts?

quote:

If that's how big you are...i'm not impressed

Silly GF, shes knows better then that.

E: can i get a link to the earlier mentioned thread?

Brice fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2009 around 04:48

7seven7
May 19, 2006

I barfed because you looked in my eyes!

Girl 1 posted:

Oh, a penis.

Girl 2 posted:

My Dad's is bigger.

My girlfriend, in Australia posted:

It's 4am here and you just woke me up. I'm not happy with you.

Thanks alot, guys.

Blueballs
Jul 15, 2003


She says "woah holy cow" and then texted "What u doin?"

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Unponderable
Feb 16, 2007

Good enough.


Friend of mine posted:

Hottttttttttttt
WOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! Oh baby.

Other friend of mine posted:

WHO DARES TO PENIS ME

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