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Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


"The future is a cake that may never come."

She's so deep.

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Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Mister Kingdom posted:

Veronica just Rickrolled us.

But what a way to go!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Better off Ted: It's Fajita Day!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Finally! A new commercial!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


muskratlove posted:

I'm sorry, I don't speak the language of the square-jawed cum puppets

Shut it, you walking cock-cozy!

(God that was the funniest thing I've seen in the past year. Thanks for the link!)

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


angerbotSD posted:

In the rush of gangtags back in the day, I made this:



I am still interested in giving out a Better Off Ted gang tag, just one that doesn't suck so much. In memoriam, I suppose. Someone come up with a better one (nothing flashy)

You are my hero.

Viva Lem! (and angerbotSD)

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


muscles like this? posted:

Is season 2 up on Hulu or anything?

I know this may be a niche answer, but some BoT is available on the ABC app for iPad.

I've watched the available eps many times from work this way.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


BARONS DEF CHARGER posted:

I'll give one a go later on in the day, any specifics you need (size/height/widthwise that is)?

Maybe start with the VD logo and maybe animate in the 'catchphrase'.

Veridian Dynamics
Cancelled. But still better than Cougar Town.

or...

Veridian Dynamics
Cancelled. But better than the new Scrubs.


etc, etc.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


BARONS DEF CHARGER posted:



How's that?

Simple, and classic.

I'm sold. Please send me your newsletter.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


This only makes me miss BOT all the more.

I may have to re-marathon the series this weekend.

E: Ack. I await the corrective hand of angerbotSD to fix my avatar. But yay! TedTagged!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


BARONS DEF CHARGER posted:

I'm doing it right now!

I didn't hear the name Dr. Bhamba...

Do I look like a possum in this shirt?

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Who do I speak to in HR about getting one of these?

You forgot to use the mandatory swearing. I would suggest the term "Spermatorium".

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Maybe we should all host a BOT event where we all watch a few episodes at the same time. Relive the glory days when the show actually aired?

Or am I just being ?

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


angerbotSD posted:

I think I got everyone and by "I think I got everyone" I mean that's all of them I'm doing at the moment!

Some should still be appearing and some fixes are in the works.

Now let's never mention gang tags again!

Mention what?

I forgot what we were talking about. Oh yes! Veronica is so hot.

Even when smashing someone with a phone.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Cemetry Gator posted:

No virtual reality helmet pics? Even though it was only in a webisode (and a cameo in one other episode), it was one of the funniest things they ever did.

Lem (while eating the virtual fish that had previously been a baby): What a beatuiful night. I kind of miss my baby.
Phil: No problem! (types something into a computer)
Lem stops chewing and starts looking at his hand and starts screaming loudly.

It still cracks me up to this day.

Do you have a link to this? I don't recall it

Edit: Found. Oh lord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6hNp6l9BJc

Kenderama fucked around with this message at Jun 27, 2010 around 16:39

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Orvin posted:

I want the Season 2 DVDs just so I can watch the episode where Veronica ends every comment with "And sweep the leg".

Oddly enough, during Veronica's fight scene I was chanting "Now smash him with a phone!"

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


muscles like this? posted:

Also Ted was handsome as poo poo and Linda was hot as hell.

That perfectly tanned shitbird.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Lem sighting in this week's episode of Castle!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Less Talk More Rock posted:

He was also on last night's episode of Raising Hope.

He gets around!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


I love angerbeet and you guys for never letting this go.

You magnificent bastards, you.

Now, seriously, where the hell are our season 2 dvds?

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


It doesn't matter how you watch it, you francophiliac stinkyhole-puncher.

Just that you do.

And that you find Lem oddly attractive. bzzzzzt

Okay, Linda. And her bagels.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Effingham posted:

Are you sure that's not Wolfram and Hart (you snot-twizzling spooge-diver)?

Those spooge gargling bologna-thrusters wouldn't stand a moment in the glorious presence that is Veronica, or even Linda - queen of the cock infested man-mattresses.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Whoever said that the thread was dead was lying.

If anyone sees that person, just smash them with a phone!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


My brothers and sisters, I come to you today covered in shame.

There was an episode of Better off Ted that I had not seen. I shall watch it now on Netflix and consider the proper penance once I am done.

Edit: Jabberwocky definitely changed my 2012

Kenderama fucked around with this message at Apr 25, 2012 around 00:40

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


calandryll posted:

You mean you don't know about Jabberwocky?

Of course I know about Jabberwocky! The Japanese are working on it now!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Solice Kirsk posted:

Well she does have hair like spun gold and calves like granite wrapped in silk.

And she is different than other women, Ted. And by different, I mean better.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


SamBishop posted:

I'm supposed to be working, but instead I'm going to fire up Netflix and watch ALL of this show. Thanks, you cock-gobbling fucktards.

Spermatorium.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


I'm so sad that this thread is so incredibly dead.

I guess it's back to the park, and my totally realistic bear costume.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Tequila Ranger posted:

Thanks to a massive groundsmell of support!

I heard we'll see a beta of it during Jabberwocky.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


TwingeCrag posted:

I saw this thread on the front page and it gave me false hopes and dreams

I feel like my dreams have been kicked in the testicles.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Stormageddon posted:

I was excited...

No one would want to be me right now, and since I am me right now, it's very difficult.

Don't worry, I would.

<BZZT>

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


CzarStark posted:

I'm not sure which mod hooked me up but you own

Time to marathon again!

The mods that lurk in this thread are 25% better looking and up to 40% more virile than other mods.

True story.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Stormageddon posted:

I hope they and everyone they love gets cuddled so bad.

Hey, hey I just watch 2 Broke Girls for the boobs.

Don't blame me for 2.5 Douchebags.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


We'd do basically anything for our thread.

We've got, what's that thing again, underlings have it. Loyalty.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Mercedes posted:

Seeing new posts remind me of my failure to not have a Veridan Dynamics tag. I've dissapointed Ted

Never give up. That’s what I'd tell you. You could tell me to stop telling you, but I can't...

Because that would be giving up.

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Atticus Finch posted:

I'm going to...

SWEEP THE LEG

Now, smash him with a phone!

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Old James posted:

2012 is almost over, Ted better deliver on Project Jabberwocky soon.

The Japanese are working on it. Don't you read memos?

Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


Stormageddon posted:

I hate you all, you perfectly tanned shitbirds.

You're so salty. Like a sea captain!

Tooter posted:

This is like my online support group. The thread gets refreshed, I marathon the show. I feel good, then sad that it is gone. But it helps to know that others are in the same boat as I am.

And now we have boats!

Does this mean we're Somali pirates now?

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Kenderama
Mar 12, 2003

Herding Nerds from
2007-2012


TheAngryDrunk posted:

Agreed. Racial Sensitivity is not only the best BoT, but one of the best sitcom episodes ever, IMO.

I now have to agree after another rewatch.

Bam. I've been Teducated.

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