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proudfoot
Jul 17, 2006
Yak! Look! a Yak!

http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009....html?fullstory

quote:

A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.
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The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

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Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.

Olga (image from http://life.ru)

After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of surprise sex, while the man of robbery.

Picture of Hairdresser


tl:dr version: Man attempts to rob salon, hairdresser subdues him, ties him up, feeds him viagra, proceeds to surprise sex him. Man is let go, has injury to penis.

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Machismo
Mar 29, 2007

I'm a rapist! Who cares if there's no evidence, I'm guilty until innocent!

Holy poo poo. Russia is an interesting place.
She doesn't look ugly, but can't be right in the head. And lets not forget, guys can easily get injured during the deed. I don't feel pity for him, but I just wince at the thought of potential injury for him.
Screwed up woman.

Dr. Ikkegod
Jul 22, 2006

Pffffhahahaha!

Raped him for three days, even!

She doesn't look that bad on that badly cencored picture, so I would be happy if I were the man with penis injuries.

Combatace
Feb 29, 2008


At least she bought him some new jeans and gave him some money for his time.

kotau
Mar 21, 2003

Whatever is not forbidden is compulsory.


I just dont know what to think about this. Amazing circumstances one way or the other.

XBurritoXLogicX
Jun 26, 2005

by T. Finninho


Man, she sure showed him. A female raping a man is a rare and humiliating event. Thank god for modern medicine.

quote:

“Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

If this guy goes to prison, he is going to be known as Olga's bitch for the rest of his life.

Gravel Gravy
Apr 3, 2008

Worst. Venue. Ever.

Нет ангелы.

But at least she bought him new jeans. I hear those are expensive over there. Also why has there been such a rash of rapes recently?

Wollawolla
Jan 15, 2007

Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood-mist?


Dear Diary,

Best. Weekend. Ever!

Studio
Jan 15, 2008

Did I say a lot?
I meant TONS of damage!

I wonder how the trial will go for the woman given (from what i understand) the misogynistic nature of Russia. In the same country where I believe a sexual harassment case was thrown out "for the sake of mankind" this is putting the courts in an odd position.

juliuspringle
Jul 7, 2007



I would let her surprise sex me for three days. Of course it wouldn't actually be surprise sex then.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DB_VhPpfF0

quote:

The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Isn't yellow belt the second lowest rank in karate?

Yellow belt in karate, that's some scary poo poo.

proudfoot
Jul 17, 2006
Yak! Look! a Yak!

PocketSturgeon posted:

Isn't yellow belt the second lowest rank in karate?

Yellow belt in karate, that's some scary poo poo.

Really, I think you forgot about the craziness factor.

Lenins Potato
May 8, 2008

I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND I ROUTINELY TALK TO TRANNIES
i pegged money mike

If only all of us could stumble into cheesey porn film situations like this.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008


That's some fine pussy



I don't know if this is good or bad.

Casual Male XL Fan
May 26, 2008



Wow I really wish I could have gotten raped!

edit: what the.... beaten

noggut
Jan 15, 2008


juliuspringle posted:

I would let her surprise sex me for three days. Of course it wouldn't actually be surprise sex then.

This is the reason she will be robbed again and again.

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.


God, I love Russia.

CosmonautPetrov
May 12, 2004

My spaceship is clean, and I love my job.

everyone in Russia is hilariously hosed up.

Fracturus Cactusmas
Sep 5, 2006


Moron didn't think that perhaps if he went to the police she would pipe up about his attempted robbery? From what the article says there were plenty of witnesses. I hope getting stabbed in prison is worth getting her in trouble too.

MikhailT
Jun 29, 2005


There's a difference between a guy getting buttraped by a woman and a woman shoving your dick up her....(in this case it can't be surprise sex, since you can't surprise sex the willing). oh wait she fed him the blue pills, which begs the question, which is worse, getting rear end-raped or forced to take blue pills and gently caress a girl three days straight...

MikhailT fucked around with this message at Apr 15, 2009 around 21:34

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

"We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work."

She fed him Viagra? Jesus, how many times did she get her jollies in three days, every 20 minutes?

XBurritoXLogicX
Jun 26, 2005

by T. Finninho


Most of you have never tried viagra. Trust me, it can be REALLY painful when it lasts longer than you want.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

I'm honestly surprised. with a name like Olga I was expecting a heffer.

Did she ever perform oral? This is important.

KlavoHunter
Aug 3, 2006
"Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."

Mo_Steel posted:

She fed him Viagra? Jesus, how many times did she get her jollies in three days, every 20 minutes?

Remember the story from about a month or so back where a Russian guy died after an all-day orgy with his two female friends?

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this

MikhailT posted:

There's a difference between getting buttraped and woman just taking your dick....(in this case it can't be surprise sex) oh wait she fed him the blue pills. nm.

I'm guessing english isn't your first language. Or you're drunk.

MikhailT
Jun 29, 2005


thunderspanks posted:

I'm guessing english isn't your first language. Or you're drunk.

English isn't my first language nor is it my second. I modified my post to be less retard engrish.

I got a problem where my first post never matches up what i was thinking of saying and i often have to edit my posts 2-3 times to get it correct. i wish there is a better preview system.

Pimpmust
Oct 1, 2008



quote:

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms.
A happy and romantic ending, now they can be together for many years



Or so I like to imagine.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

slurp


All I ever get when I get my hair cut is some free hair gel. Ive been tipping way to loving much.

Miles O'Brian
May 22, 2006

We don't fight fer food, fer teef, or for gunz. We fight cos we woz born to fight. And win.


People are going to be walking into her house with a Swagbag weekly from here on out.

"HELLOOO? Is anyone there? I sure hope there isnt anyone here, especially anyone that knows Karate. Maybe I'll go steal the stuff in the basement first. Wait, youre not actually here are you? I'll come back later."

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

"I'm sure a urethra could accommodate a 11.5 mm object, but it wouldn't get in there easily; it would take some cooperation from the insertee."

MikhailT posted:

There's a difference between a guy getting buttraped by a woman and a woman shoving your dick up her....(in this case it can't be surprise sex, since you can't surprise sex the willing). oh wait she fed him the blue pills, which begs the question, which is worse, getting rear end-raped or forced to take blue pills and gently caress a girl three days straight...

Arousal is not consent.

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Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

maybe i'm just too demanding

proudfoot posted:


tl:dr version: Man attempts to rob salon, hairdresser subdues him, ties him up, feeds him viagra, proceeds to surprise sex him. Man is let go, has injury to penis.

wow thanks for giving us a link and a short summary of the news article

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