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Irimbvit
Jul 19, 2006
Мы собраны по памяти трех миллионов лет

beedeebee posted:

This top 5 of acrobatic goals is pretty nice.

I feel a bit silly for harping on Ibrahimovic, but those made me think of his late equalizer against Italy in Euro 2004 with an awkward backheel. When I think about it, this might have been the reason the Italians started to notice him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVrMPui-CuY

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

polydizzle posted:

I think it was japan actually..

:doh:
I was thinking about the goal Wilmots scored against Brazil. It didn't count for some reason, everybody remembers that moment where the stupid ref decided we couldn't be in the lead :(
Here it is, if anybody else cares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGwjQqXu_IM

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

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This isn't like an amazing finish or anything, but the pass by Giresse is absolutely phenomenal. Skip to about 1:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8RevcsM98M

I went through 4 pages or so (possibly not thoroughly) and didn't see this Roberto Carlos goal, dunno if it's been posted or not, but it's amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNs4w2k6qNo

Invincible
May 26, 2009

Art

Paperhouse posted:

This isn't like an amazing finish or anything, but the pass by Giresse is absolutely phenomenal. Skip to about 1:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8RevcsM98M

I went through 4 pages or so (possibly not thoroughly) and didn't see this Roberto Carlos goal, dunno if it's been posted or not, but it's amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNs4w2k6qNo

The Roberto Carlos goal is like a one in a billion chance of ever going in. I believe, if intended somehow, that is the most unbelievable goal of all time. It should be impossible to hit the ball that way...I can not comprehend it.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

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Yeah, there's a pretty good video on youtube of some dweeb going on about how it should basically be physically impossible for that to happen, and I'm inclined to agree. It boggles the mind

military cervix
Dec 24, 2006

Hey guys
Christian Bolaños' goal against Tromsø in the norwegian Tippeligaen is just as great as Torres' goal.
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/2434301/

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Paperhouse posted:

I went through 4 pages or so (possibly not thoroughly) and didn't see this Roberto Carlos goal, dunno if it's been posted or not, but it's amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNs4w2k6qNo

That...

how does that happen?!

:psyduck:

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn
I don't get why the Roberto Carlos one is so good, it's clearly a cross and as he's off balance he's hit across it and so it's curled in..

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

luvd posted:

I don't get why the Roberto Carlos one is so good, it's clearly a cross and as he's off balance he's hit across it and so it's curled in..

what? no it isn't. He wasn't offbalance in the slightest

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn
regardless, it's not intentional, and if it is there's no way you can prove it.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

The Erland posted:

Christian Bolaños' goal against Tromsø in the norwegian Tippeligaen is just as great as Torres' goal.
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/2434301/

It isn't. We were also in for him when he played at Deportivo Saprissa after we had played them at the Club World Cup but his agent said no because Rafa wanted to loan him out to a La Liga side for a season.

Heid the Ball
Nov 2, 2005
Gordon's ALIVE?!?!?
I ended up covered in beer after this goal went in. I almost didn't go to the pub that night. Got 5 free pints for a Scotland victory from the pessimistic landlord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nmtB7rBs3M

I love everything this man did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo4Y62OVn4Q

Gratuitous Nacho goal from the cup final

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFR0Edn00HM

355 goals from 581 games. Simply the best. Super Ally

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj7q0560FMI

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

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luvd posted:

regardless, it's not intentional, and if it is there's no way you can prove it.
Regardless of whether it was intentional or not, it's still practically impossible to score from that position and you could try it forever and not be able to do it. It probably wasn't intended but you can't prove that it wasn't either.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

rooney scores a pretty ridiculous goal and the commentator is not impressed.

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/2679188/

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Paperhouse posted:

Regardless of whether it was intentional or not, it's still practically impossible to score from that position and you could try it forever and not be able to do it. It probably wasn't intended but you can't prove that it wasn't either.

Yeah so basically that makes it incredibly lucky. He was swinging it into the box and it happened to take a massive swerve. Theres no way a professional footballer intentionally shoots from that angle. I love Roberto Carlos, but that goal is nothing but luck.

As for the Rooney goal, its Khazakhstan. It's only recently under Capello we've beem stomping all over countries we should be stomping over. Use some perspective.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
It was against a poo poo team, but that was a rather good turn Rooney had to make there to get it in. I thought it was a good goal anyway.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

GravityDaemon posted:

It was against a poo poo team, but that was a rather good turn Rooney had to make there to get it in. I thought it was a good goal anyway.
Me too. I'm sure Rooney wasn't too fussed but I thought he did well there.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

Heid the Ball posted:

I love everything this man did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo4Y62OVn4Q
My favourite thing about this video is at about 22 seconds in when the defender falls down under absolutely no pressure and lets him in.

duggimon
Oct 19, 2007

If I had a horse I'd buy it oats and fuck it
The discussion on acrobatic goals reminded me of this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2KeX7nhZRY

may have already been posted but really it should be at the top of every page.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
A great goal by Moa Abdellaoue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ9idMkkjkI

Bojan Zajic scores a fine goal against Viking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CjdE0uge90#t=0m39s

duggimon
Oct 19, 2007

If I had a horse I'd buy it oats and fuck it

azathosk posted:

Bojan Zajic scores a fine goal against Viking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CjdE0uge90#t=0m39s

That's a fine soundtrack right there

monkeyspank
Feb 22, 2001

Voila du boudin
That Rooney goal looked like that crazy game that is a cross between football and volleyball played with a wicker ball.

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roHkLcqHv3g

This is why that other Roberto Carlos shot was able to go in. And it most certainly WAS intentional.

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn
Still no.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

luvd posted:

Still no.

you're ridiculous. why would he cross it with the outside of his foot? It was clearly intentional

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn

ayb posted:

you're ridiculous. why would he cross it with the outside of his foot? It was clearly intentional

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=quaresma&search_type=&aq=f

Craiglen
Sep 2, 2006
Why don't you just track him down and ask him if he meant it or not, surely that would be the most logical method of settling this dispute

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Craiglen posted:

Why don't you just track him down and ask him if he meant it or not, surely that would be the most logical method of settling this dispute

All you have to do is look at his face after he scores. There's no way he meant it. It's a look of, "holy hell, what did I just do?"

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
It's not the one where he scores from the tight angle, it's the one against Jamaica that is obviously intentional from the way he hits it.

Kouerson
Mar 5, 2008


If you die in Canada, you die in real life.

Directorman posted:

That...

how does that happen?!

:psyduck:

The best football related thing to be produced by Canada regarding this goal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwRYYeEk5Eg
poo poo quality though, still proud it's Canadian produced. :canada:

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
I was absolutely ecstatic following the Swedish U-21 team (hopefully these kids grow up fast and fix Swedish football) Here's the U21 game between Sweden-Belarus 5-1, the first and last goals are marvellous.

edit; Could only find it in german apparently?

Naxr
Oct 28, 2007
Try telling me this isn't the greatest own goal ever scored.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Br50LYkk_E

The last goal here is my favourite goal of all time. The next season our mascot got banned from Brentford's ground for recreating it in front of the home fans. You'll see why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v47RBy3uufg#t=1m11s

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

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Naxr posted:

Try telling me this isn't the greatest own goal ever scored.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Br50LYkk_E

That one is hilarious, but I prefer this one by Lee Dixon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpSo1aciPqU

The one you posted is just kind of a freak fuckup, but the Dixon one is something else. He has plenty of time and space, and he just boots it into his own net from miles away

Paperhouse fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jul 4, 2009

OrdinarySomeone
Dec 6, 2002

Poo-holes!

I thought this was a great goal by Harry Kewell vs Bordeaux

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_JazU0zLE

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
Oh I apparently forgot the link in my last post. Sweden U21 vs Belarus U21 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWuspRtuMgc

Athura
Apr 15, 2008
The best not-goal of all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZXrQ8mU3Y

Psybro
May 12, 2002

Shrapnac posted:

All you have to do is look at his face after he scores. There's no way he meant it. It's a look of, "holy hell, what did I just do?"

That and it comes off the keeper and wouldn't have gone in otherwise.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

OrdinarySomeone posted:

I thought this was a great goal by Harry Kewell vs Bordeaux

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_JazU0zLE

Harrrrryyyyy Potter :D

polydizzle
Sep 13, 2004
just saw this on 101greatgoals. pretty redic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIahQ0o7oyY

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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

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polydizzle posted:

just saw this on 101greatgoals. pretty redic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIahQ0o7oyY
Haha that is awesome

Also is that Brazil 12-0 Romania? :lol:

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