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im listening *covers ear with hand*


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myself posted:

so has anyone here irl gotten some stevia and tried that poo poo out???

would but the loving FDA makes it so god drat shitfucking cuntlicking hard to get


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collar can't posthumorously


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CHARLES MANSION posted:

bitch i brought your loving cat back from the loving dead and you're trying to kill it with regular water and i told you not to do that


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Maldoror posted:

"Cause I was handcuffed to a tree for four hours?"

"Dan, you were just standing there."

"THAT IS A LIE!!!!!!"


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Thermos H Christ posted:

irl this is really, really sad.

lol you can still feel emotions?


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did you, or did you not, go to town on my body with Hot Wheels tracks?


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Natty Ice... Nice posted:

so his new thing is he records himself wathcing his videos and giving commentary??

try 2 keep up


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Natty Ice... Nice posted:

I guess ill never be a ycs superstar mod like you...*hangs up posting hat & posting glasses*

hang yourself


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The Goatman posted:

someone call dan and just yell HOT WHEELS LEADIN THE WAY *makes a bunch of tire screeching noises w/ mouth*


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hey guays liten to this

what do you call a bunch of badposters driving down the interstate?

highway yobbery!


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Cha Cha Desmond posted:

dan quiin is only weakness is kicks and takedowns.


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JUST THE TIP posted:

new poster to fyad, old account got banned for trolling AI Mod. Greets.

what was teh name of your old acount


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JUST THE TIP posted:

anti-square, only posted in ai, tcc (drugs ftw), and gbs because its funny

gbs owns. wlecome to fyad


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The more I think of it the more I realize that the only thing holding Dan back is himself. If we could only get him to see the true nature of existence, to abandon the stale precepts of gender, he could truly lead humanity into a new age.


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Cha Cha Desmond posted:



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phatmonky posted:

So I spoke with Dan quinn at 2am this morning while quite drunk...


Called once after showing some friends his videos and he stated his number in one of them:

I left a 4-5 minute long diatribe of insanity in the closest style to dan's as I could.


Topics ranged from:

Notre Dame
loving bitches
Doing the violin on my friends mom
stevia saved my life
faggots just hate and can't stand with him
oh gently caress kimbo slice!
god man stevia is so good global warming al gore fusion power
notre dame rocks
rudy doesn't have poo poo on dan
enjoyable human being rear end mma mother loving faggots can't box
I too almost touched the rim and am hoping that stevia will lead to me having a greater vertical



After hanging up I tried to call back to let my friends hear dan's voicemail at which time Dan the man actually picked up.

He was "about to get his sex on" and it had been a couple of days since he got laid. Despite this man's sexual prowess and stayed on the phone for a few minute to discuss stevia and how it changed my life. It was incredible to know that this pimp must have two or three hot harlots in the background just waiting...waiting because dan wanted to hear my story.

He gave me his email and is now awaiting before and after photos from my stevia induced weight loss.

i dont care. maybe some other posters might tho? gl


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phatmonky posted:

mybad cut my post down to size...

dan quinn was about to gently caress hoes when I called him. Stevia gets his dick hard.

thats unironically a much better post


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CharlesM posted:

Hey ALL YOU DID WAS loving PUT YOUR stinkyhole ON THE loving CHOPPING BLOCK, WHEN I CUT YOUR COCK OFF.


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Cha Cha Desmond posted:

Hots Wheels Leading The Way.


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call me if you want to hear ring ring ring then go to voicemail and never get a callback


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A Gentle Breeze posted:

Fela. Bro. Buddy. Call Dan Quinn again and tell him you just saw something about how a medical paper was published about scientists discovering that stevia has properties for heath and power. Then set up a youtube account that is not tracable and send him a link to this. Ftw.



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fela posted:

is that article actually hosted anywhere cause it'd probably be more believable/explainable if he got a link to that instead of just a image

wow,. way to poke holes ina funny concept with your "rational" questions Mr. Sagan.


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Gregs New Muscle posted:

loving FINALLY

-me, at the end of a bowel movement, as my rear end in a top hat burns


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Sunday posted:

welp, this was the wrong thread to read in my v. quiet lecture. I'm snickering- hard. smao

pay attention in school you piece of poo poo


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dorkevil posted:

like i told brendle, im just afraid he'll make a vid of him taking a huge loving bong rip and let the weed smoke pour out of his huge grinning face and then he'll say "theres a front page?" and it fades to black
because then iw ould be owned forever


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The Goatman posted:

I knocked off four balls at one time motherfucker


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Cha Cha Desmond posted:

Equals my body BALLPARK *points to ali*


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hey fela, queer my rear. ust kidding, enjoyable human being. probably didn't notice but in the time it took you to read this i'v made 2,239 punches. talk about handspeed. also youre a slow retard and read at a snails pace


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youve won this round. but ill be back, better than eevr, with even fewer kicks and takedowns


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Manyak posted:

I mean, can you imagine, if you got a big guy, thats real fuckin', real cat-quick, a- and he can fuckin' -- he can launch from, be at you like, bam, bam bam bam bam, bam bam bam bam , bam bam bam , bam bam bam bam


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There have been -4 posts made by LOUSY SLUT, an average of -0.26 posts per day, since registering on Aug 31, 2009.


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mons noobis posted:

dan quinn is going to go back in time to train uwe boll how to fight lowtax and create a new timeline

wait.... wait..........

magus is only summoning maitraya?!..wtf. i thought he created him. the plot thickens


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Cool Buff Man posted:

goddamnit all of the goatse pics besides the original are so gross


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Harvest Goon posted:

i've exploded water into a bisque all my bourgeois friends loved it


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here comes cask posted:

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sory. itrs from recent docevil namehcange. u might kbow me better as LordOfTheGibbis55555


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Why Niggers Smell Like poo poo, and How to Cure That

by Thomas A.



14 February 2005

Or, how to liberate White Man from friend of the family olfactory oppression. The biological facts presented below are accurate. The Jonathan Swift "Modest Proposal" part is, of course, frivolous -- a farce.

After the central, dominant "jew problem," friend of the family poo poo-STINK is the next most serious affliction facing Americans today.

WHAT THE IDEAL MULTI-RACIAL STATE NEEDS IS A friend of the family THAT DON'T STINK.

To everyone with uncauterized nasal passages, the analysis below of this pervasive Amerikwan problem will be thorough and compelling. Its conclusions incontrovertible.

If you reside in Amerikwa, especially in big-city Amerikwa, you've surely had occasion to ask yourself this question a thousand times over.

WHY DO NIGGERS SMELL LIKE poo poo?

Why won't friend of the family poo poo-stink wash off?

Or, to ask the question theologically: Why would a just God make the friend of the family smell like a pile of poo poo?

The religious answer is obvious:

God wants blind people to hate niggers too.

There's also the thoroughly researched and well-known SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION for why niggers stink.

"Sweat like a friend of the family." "Stink like a friend of the family."

SCIENTIFIC BIOLOGICAL FACT: NIGGERS ARE BORN TO STINK. COMPARED TO OTHER RACES, NIGGERS GOT HUGELY OVERSIZED AND HIGHLY OVERACTIVE STINK GLANDS.

Niggers are born with "BROMHIDROSIS SYNDROME" [friend of the family poo poo-STINK] -- write down that highly descriptive scientific term and remember it -- the literal translation being "stinking sweat."


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bbchops posted:

MikeTubes.com

Vids About Mikes              Child Porn


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mons noobis posted:

Wow... Guess I can never trust Mike Tubes again. Where do we go from here...?


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