Fun with FEMA! coloring book!

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > LF Goldmine > Fun with FEMA! coloring book!

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Ever wonder if the eternally incompetent FEMA could gently caress up literally anything? wonder if they could make a terrible and traumatizing coloring book for traumatized kids? well wonder no more! this beauty was up on FEMA's website until last thursday, when it was taken down for the fun to color 9-11 imagry! although there are many many reasons this should not exist.

the terrifying what hath hell wrought cover

the family holding hands and wandering into their burning house

a terrifying blob of a child wearing an obviously homemade "good kid award" summons a tornado to destroy his enemies

'sup? just chillin on my car in the middle of a flood.

you selfish bitch! you had a newspaper from the future and did nothing to stop 9-11?

yet another terrifying house fire to get the message across

and finally the ultimate disaster,

Decapitated heads flying through a wind tunnel.

# ? May 2, 2009 02:04

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:36

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

MIND CONTROL

# ? May 2, 2009 02:05

Nog64: Aug 26, 2007; by XyloJW

Retromancer posted:

and finally the ultimate disaster,

Decapitated heads flying through a wind tunnel.

Fun fact: Those heads are the exact same size!

# ? May 2, 2009 02:05

Ho Chi Minh Holiday Inn: Jul 11, 2006; You may not know it yet, but I'm your worst nightmare.

Retromancer posted:

you selfish bitch! you had a newspaper from the future and did nothing to stop 9-11?

hahahaha

# ? May 2, 2009 02:06

rogenomics: Apr 15, 2009; by DocEvil

know1ng

# ? May 2, 2009 02:08

nidpants: Jul 19, 2007; see above.

You will feel better some time

# ? May 2, 2009 02:11

TheYellowFog: Oct 17, 2008; grain alcohol and rainwater

Retromancer posted:

# ? May 2, 2009 02:17

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

CrumFUNist! posted:

MIND CONTROL

# ? May 2, 2009 02:39

Carl Von Awesomwitz: May 2, 2006; Sisko Lied, Romulans Died

Retromancer posted:

karl rove indulges in his wig fetish while his 9/11 plan goes off without a hitch...

# ? May 2, 2009 02:39

rogenomics: Apr 15, 2009; by DocEvil

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

heh i get it like that video game

# ? May 2, 2009 02:41

Infrateal: Aug 4, 2007; *camouflages*

time to eatgle

\_=|*v*|=_/
MM

Retromancer posted:

you selfish bitch! you had a newspaper from the future and did nothing to stop 9-11?

i colord

# ? May 2, 2009 02:47

rogenomics: Apr 15, 2009; by DocEvil

Infrateal posted:

i colord

# ? May 2, 2009 02:49

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

CrumFUNist! posted:

MIND CONTROL

that's telekinesis, kyle

# ? May 2, 2009 02:51

Kekkoslovakia: Dec 21, 2004; by mons all madden

Infrateal posted:

i colord

MSpaint Escher

# ? May 2, 2009 02:54

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Infrateal posted:

i colord

# ? May 2, 2009 02:55

Carl Von Awesomwitz: May 2, 2006; Sisko Lied, Romulans Died

\
here is proof that the Illuminati did 9/11 using microwave beam weapons:

Also, here is this:

Click here for the full 1608x1160 image.

# ? May 2, 2009 03:00

Refyougee: Jun 20, 2008; Fuck who you are. You have a greater responsibility - to ensure that what you do does not result in the promotion of division, willful ignorance, and suffering.

Infrateal posted:

i colord

this is the inside of alex jones' mind without the illuminati symbols

# ? May 2, 2009 03:07

Carl Von Awesomwitz: May 2, 2006; Sisko Lied, Romulans Died

Refyougee posted:

this is the inside of alex jones' mind without the illuminati symbols

not enough organic seeds for my one acre crisis garden (did you know that the global elit are stockpiling seeds???)

# ? May 2, 2009 03:20

Circutron: Apr 29, 2006; We are confident that the Islamic logic, culture, and discourse can prove their superiority in all fields over all schools of thought and theories.

Infrateal posted:

the kyoon experience

# ? May 2, 2009 03:23

Infrateal: Aug 4, 2007; *camouflages*

time to eatgle

\_=|*v*|=_/
MM

COLLOR TYME!! !

# ? May 2, 2009 04:45

Notorious H.P.B.: Jun 19, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Infrateal posted:

COLLOR TYME!! !

how are you doing this it's blowing my mind

# ? May 2, 2009 05:25

the heebie-gbs: Apr 23, 2007; _{♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫}
/

COLROING!!!!

i made this 4 FizFashizzle :kiddo:

# ? May 2, 2009 05:56

The Fomo: Jul 23, 2006

Infrateal posted:

COLLOR TYME!! !

This poo poo is like digital cubism

# ? May 2, 2009 05:58

Infrateal: Aug 4, 2007; *camouflages*

time to eatgle

\_=|*v*|=_/
MM

reworded posted:

COLROING!!!!

i made this 4 FizFashizzle

this owns

please tell me i'm not schizo for thinking this is funa s hell

# ? May 2, 2009 06:20

WORST POSTER EVER: Nov 25, 2007; yeh its a real fucken beard mate i grew it for space

Infrateal posted:

COLLOR TYME!! !

augh

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? May 2, 2009 06:21

Infrateal: Aug 4, 2007; *camouflages*

time to eatgle

\_=|*v*|=_/
MM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrpppp A COLORR!

# ? May 2, 2009 06:21

Infrateal: Aug 4, 2007; *camouflages*

time to eatgle

\_=|*v*|=_/
MM

Notorious H.P.B. posted:

how are you doing this it's blowing my mind

copying one pic into MSpaint with plenty of extra screen room then letting loose and screwing little bits of the picture, a little bit of drawing too but mostly everything is just enlarged, rotated, invert-colored, etc.etc., weird combinations make nice static like selecting something to copy in overlay-instead-of-blot-out copy mode but WHILE THE THING IS SELECTED switching your background/foreground colors, the image goes into crazy pixel static hahaha

# ? May 2, 2009 06:26

Kekkoslovakia: Dec 21, 2004; by mons all madden

well that's... different

# ? May 2, 2009 06:26

Infrateal: Aug 4, 2007; *camouflages*

time to eatgle

\_=|*v*|=_/
MM

the fractal looking poo poo is just me manually making fractals by decreasing size and copy-pasting so it repeats itself

# ? May 2, 2009 06:28

the heebie-gbs: Apr 23, 2007; _{♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫}
/

Infrateal posted:

this owns

please tell me i'm not schizo for thinking this is funa s hell

no dude this is great I've made like six

# ? May 2, 2009 06:43

Infrateal: Aug 4, 2007; *camouflages*

time to eatgle

\_=|*v*|=_/
MM

reworded posted:

no dude this is great I've made like six

post 'em! post them... for the children

# ? May 2, 2009 06:47

T-Paine: Dec 12, 2007; Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

# ? May 2, 2009 06:59

blippyblop: Aug 5, 2004

T-Paine posted:

lol

# ? May 2, 2009 07:01

the heebie-gbs: Apr 23, 2007; _{♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫}
/

for Infrateal because i like your posts you seem like an interesting duder

# ? May 2, 2009 07:15

the heebie-gbs: Apr 23, 2007; _{♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫}
/

it is a statement about the meaninglessness of awards and commendations under an economic system that divorces you from the direct benefits of your labor i hope u like it

# ? May 2, 2009 07:18