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beeps-a-palooza
Jan 2, 2009

by T. Finn


There has to be a way to be able to do this. Maybe it's something that you would have to physically install on someone else's computer, or maybe you can do this remotely. Tell me a way.

beeps-a-palooza fucked around with this message at Jun 22, 2009 around 18:52

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

fear itself


you gotta ask in SH/SC; here is a link, make sure your thread uses the "Hot" tag- that is what they use for computer advice threads.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/fo...php?forumid=170

Ooner
Sep 24, 2005



creepy.

Buddy Holly
Oct 14, 2004

I am still determined to be cheerful and happy. Run along now.

Is it a girl's webcam? I need to know this before I can help you. It is pertinent information.

Gribble
Nov 16, 2005


LouietheCuban posted:

There has to be a way to be able to do this. Maybe it's something that you would have to physically install on someone else's computer, or maybe you can do this remotely. Tell me a way.

ahahaha what the gently caress

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002


If you're asking the internet how to get pictures of your dream girl naked, you're obviously not clever enough to see her in the buff.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."


Protip: Find an occasion close to your home so she'll end up sleeping over in your living room and hide a cam there. Or in the bathroom.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my game! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting, calling me baby killer and vile crap!


Dude, just pay the camwhores, don't try to scam them.

beeps-a-palooza
Jan 2, 2009

by T. Finn


Katana Gomai posted:

Protip: Find an occasion close to your home so she'll end up sleeping over in your living room and hide a cam there. Or in the bathroom.

That's way too much work.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002




One easy way is as follows (only works on windows):

1) Break the windows
2) Go inside
3) Turn on the webcam

edit: Here's one that works with apple and windows:

1) Take apple
2) Throw through windows
3) Go inside
4) Turn on webcam

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins

There is some goon who did just this, and a couple of other creepy things to some girl's computer. I recall it involved him writing a custom key logger.

If he isn't banned, maybe he'll stop by and tell you how its done.

Good luck!

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

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You are creepy as loving hell.

AcronymEjr
Oct 21, 2007


What is wrong with you?

Swine Flu
Apr 29, 2009

by Fistgrrl


Im sure he is doing it for other reasons then seeing girls naked

TangentEnigma
Aug 8, 2004
These are good for the children's brains.

You could have at least tried to come up with a plausible excuse for asking this. I guess you're both creepy and stupid.

Mr Crustacean
May 13, 2009

one (1) robosexual
avatar, as ordered



Just stick it to the ceiling, then when she sees the blinking you can then say it was fireflies.

Twix
Sep 26, 2005
I believe in 42.

What happened to good old fashioned waiting in the bushes outside her bedroom window? Kids these days, always trying to use their newfangled techonowhatsits.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Ask me about the time my boyfriend 3-D printed a Dildo remover to remove the 3-D dildo I printed and stuck in my ass when my wife left me for reverse mortgaging her parents house for Bitcoin!

grab her and rip all her cloths off.

WHOOPS I FORGOT MY
May 16, 2009

by Peatpot


this is worse than my topic about eating pussy

WHOOPS I FORGOT MY
May 16, 2009

by Peatpot


actually i don't think my pussy-eating thread should have been gassed but w/e

Mikemo Tyson
Apr 30, 2008


Your suspicions are true, she's cheating on you.

Oh, and she probably gave you the clap, sorry bro.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

I've got a home for
Bloggers Let's exchange
ideas,stories and photos
with friendly writers
and editors.


Swine Flu posted:

Im sure he is doing it for other reasons then seeing girls naked
Are you? How so?

Even if that's not why, it's still creepy as hell.

Deadpan Science
Sep 6, 2005

by angerbeet


People totally would have bought into this thread if you said your macbook was stolen.

Thorias
Jun 3, 2008


OP you are a creepy gently caress.

Sparta
Aug 14, 2003

the other white meat


Don't listen to these guys, I'm sure you have a legit, valid reason.

This advice is what you should do:

Maggot Man posted:

you gotta ask in SH/SC; here is a link, make sure your thread uses the "Hot" tag- that is what they use for computer advice threads.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/fo...php?forumid=170

Keep in mind you probably won't get a response unless you use the "Hot" tag.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Would have been a shame to blow it up.

10-4 come and exchange loads with me good buddy

My macbbok was stolen, how do I turn on a webcam remotely? It might also be a Dell?

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh

Hire a ghost to do it for you! Hope this helps!!!

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Antifreeze Head posted:

There is some goon who did just this, and a couple of other creepy things to some girl's computer. I recall it involved him writing a custom key logger.

If he isn't banned, maybe he'll stop by and tell you how its done.

Good luck!

That would be Granos. I don't know if he's still around or not though.

Mr. Welfare
Feb 12, 2009

Centrelink's Finest


Antifreeze Head posted:

There is some goon who did just this, and a couple of other creepy things to some girl's computer. I recall it involved him writing a custom key logger.

If he isn't banned, maybe he'll stop by and tell you how its done.

Good luck!

The log of this is in the Great Goon Database somewhere.

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WEEDCAT
Oct 31, 2005

  *sets you on fire*

Call her on the phone, hypnotize her, have her turn on the webcam, tell her to forget everything that just happened and wake up.

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