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JOman 20XX
Apr 27, 2008

Polluting the net since 199X


Here is a picture I whipped up for an article I wrote comparing Japanese and American horror.

"WELCOME TO PRIME-TIME, BITCH!"

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 01, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Keeping with the holiday



Phy
Jun 27, 2008

I'm hiding in Honduras


Doedipus posted:



moby is such a motherfuckin' gangsta (?)

"That's when I reach for my revolver"?

Gilgamesh
Nov 26, 2001

work class sleep work class sleep work class sleep work class sleep work class sleep work class sleep work class sleep work class sleep work class sleep work class sleep


forkbucket
Mar 09, 2008



I guess this is a bit out dated, but I can't remember seeing it in the last thread, and it cracks me up:

nmg
Jul 27, 2002

A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Please stop using waffleimages, it might work when you upload something but it's random whether or not it will load when other people try to view it.

cadex
Jun 06, 2003

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire Cat.



Anyone else feel like this in GBS sometimes?

Wedemeyer
May 02, 2008


cowboythreespeech posted:

Is this a parody?

I was hoping you posted it in the wrong thread because it was so drat cool. Until the end, that is. I was more disappointed than amused

I dunno. I just found it somewhere. It's so serious seeming that I never expected Oh YEAAHHH!

Anyways, this is from cracked.com I think. They had a bunch of fake bookcovers for you to print out and use in case you were too embarassed about reading Harry Potter in public. Here's one:



Also by author: dick, poo poo, and cock wars, respectively. What's that difference between dick wars and cock wars? You tell me!

ATwoSlotToaster
Nov 06, 2004

Okay, half of you vibrate that way, two of you fall down. Nelson, you just spin around in a circle.

minato posted:



I think this one is funny for another reason, maybe because i work in a baseball stadium with dumb washed up major league baseball players, but the guys are obviously trying to pull a tarp across a tennis court or something and she is too much of an airhead to realize that she is right in the drat way. In my experience, professional athletes are just gigantic little kids. They get free gum for the the games but throw the wrappers onto the field as mini paper airplanes, they hit their bat on anything and throw a tantrum when they strike out, and they don't know how to do much more than a 12 year old does- this is what a clubhouse manager is for. So to me this image just epitomizes all of that stupidity into one single shot. Get the hell out of the way you overpaid bitch!

Senso
Nov 04, 2005

Always working

publicblast posted:

Yes you can; even better if you post a funny picture* as you point it out.

Doctor Octopus shops at SPAR!

Senso
Nov 04, 2005

Always working

Edit: Wow my first double post

Robot Lincoln
Feb 26, 2007

That's a shame


nmg posted:

Please stop using waffleimages, it might work when you upload something but it's random whether or not it will load when other people try to view it.



I could say the same about j.photos.cx. It's blocked on several ISP's.
Edit:

And I could not be a douche and host my stuff on Tinypic:



Robot Lincoln fucked around with this message at Jul 01, 2009 around 17:45

Calculations
Apr 27, 2008


PureEvil6_13 posted:

Keeping with the holiday





Wait a minute....did you takes these photographs? I could swear I took those. I don't know how you'd get to them, so I guess this is a stupid question...but still.

Pip
Jun 01, 2007



I wish I can properly credit the creator of this masterpiece.

phoopheraw
Apr 26, 2007

uhmm...what?






georgelazenby
Apr 14, 2004
georgelazenby

lifenomad
May 08, 2009



I apologize for the watermark.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003



georgelazenby posted:



Any cock'll doooooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE

York_M_Chan fucked around with this message at Jul 01, 2009 around 19:00

Dinner Dream
Aug 04, 2007



OldSquid
May 28, 2007
Flying a plane is just like riding a bike, except it's harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

ATwoSlotToaster posted:

I think this one is funny for another reason, maybe because i work in a baseball stadium with dumb washed up major league baseball players, but the guys are obviously trying to pull a tarp across a tennis court or something and she is too much of an airhead to realize that she is right in the drat way. In my experience, professional athletes are just gigantic little kids. They get free gum for the the games but throw the wrappers onto the field as mini paper airplanes, they hit their bat on anything and throw a tantrum when they strike out, and they don't know how to do much more than a 12 year old does- this is what a clubhouse manager is for. So to me this image just epitomizes all of that stupidity into one single shot. Get the hell out of the way you overpaid bitch!

I bet you're gay!*  obligatory Monty Python quote 

*If so, this may be something you'd appreciate.
http://j.photos.cx/surprize-05d.gif
and quite possibly as well

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse




I think its the look on Marge's face that really gets me

Crows Turn Off
Jan 07, 2008

turn in your old, worn-out for the war effort



It's from Weeds. I don't know the context other than that, but it really makes me laugh.

Spazz
Nov 17, 2005


OldSquid posted:

I bet you're gay!*  obligatory Monty Python quote 

*If so, this may be something you'd appreciate.
http://j.photos.cx/surprize-05d.gif
and quite possibly as well

ugh.

The T-shirt on the guy makes it.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 01, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Calculations posted:

Wait a minute....did you takes these photographs? I could swear I took those. I don't know how you'd get to them, so I guess this is a stupid question...but still.

I did not take these photos, nor do I remember where I got them.

Shubs
Sep 27, 2008



Gherkin Jerkin posted:

Should go in the webcomic thread, but gently caress it. Cracks me up.





Found her!



See? Don't be sad people. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays are bound to show up again sometime.

Who is the woman in the bottom picture? She's beautiful.

Raimundus
Apr 26, 2008

BARF!

Shubs posted:

Who is the woman in the bottom picture? She's beautiful.

But she gave birth to Christina Farley.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007

Mmmm ladyboys...







That's all I got.

Zombie Pirate
Jan 03, 2009


georgelazenby
Apr 14, 2004
georgelazenby

Shubs
Sep 27, 2008



Shubs posted:

Who is the woman in the bottom picture? She's beautiful.

Shut up you faggot.

Wedemeyer
May 02, 2008


phoopheraw posted:



What season/episode is that from?

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

Crystal Clear


Wedemeyer posted:

What season/episode is that from?

 Most recent season. Episode with the deaf kid who was on the wrestling team =o 

FERN GULLY FAN
May 02, 2007

Gats N Party Hats


monkeytennis posted:



It should be pointed out that most (if not all) of these are Jimmy Carr jokes from his stand up special (forget which one, might be the second one).

Corzaa
Aug 01, 2006



georgelazenby posted:



The guy whose car this is(was) said he did'nt care about the car all he cared about was Eddie's safety. What a crock of poo poo.


Sorry about the text I resized it with tinypic,I hope its still readable.

Corzaa fucked around with this message at Jul 01, 2009 around 23:47

Ottoman
Apr 30, 2004

Hideki! You have so many side dishes. Can Chii be your main course?

OldSquid posted:

http://j.photos.cx/surprize-05d.gif
and quite possibly as well

She's quite pretty. I'm girl and I'd do her.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

GORK ZOGGIN' MORK, IZZIT TIME FER ANUVVA GO? I FINK IT IZ!


Ottoman posted:

She's quite pretty. I'm girl and I'd do her.

And you can!

Doedipus
Nov 21, 2006

Doeder than Doed.

just came across these "scary vintage ads" from a friend





cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

picasso < ska


Corzaa posted:

The guy whose car this is(was) said he did'nt care about the car all he cared about was Eddie's safety. What a crock of poo poo.


Sorry about the text I resized it with tinypic,I hope its still readable.



"You're pretty attractive! ... nah, I'm just kidding, deform-o."

Such an effective troll.

BullChicken
Jun 01, 2000



Here is a gbs thread about it. Here is the book on amazon, the reviews are funny as well.
Chapter 1 first page:
EDIT: Whoops, already posted, well here is the start of chapter 9 instead:

BullChicken fucked around with this message at Jul 02, 2009 around 02:12

bitchymcjones
Mar 23, 2006

Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!

minato posted:



Guh, looked at Ari with E's face first and I didn't really notice that anything was wrong. It's really hosed up that Ari looks ok with E's face, but E looks hosed up with Ari's face.

Content:



The subtle jokes are the best part of that show.
Edit: Tinypic made it kind of illegible. "Because morning papers are for disinformed pussies" and "Thinking of you working up an appetite; looking forward to a little afternoon delite"

bitchymcjones fucked around with this message at Jul 02, 2009 around 01:27

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