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Defenestration posted:I've been enjoying Rants of an Angry White Woman today I'm not buying it, especially the first one. Every angry white woman I dated was way in to anal sex, like it was natural.
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The things on the left only exist because of the one thing on the right.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 04:15 |
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Defenestration posted:
I saw that image posted on a Facebook thread. A black man responded to it with, "I'd rather have privilege than everything on the left." The guy who posted it was a literal Nazi who also posted an image claiming that Africans have a higher percentage of chimp DNA than Europeans and Asians.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 04:41 |
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Clochette posted:I saw that image posted on a Facebook thread. A black man responded to it with, "I'd rather have privilege than everything on the left."
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 06:08 |
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Did that macro blank out the "e" in "negro?"
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 06:16 |
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VideoTapir posted:Did that macro blank out the "e" in "negro?" Heh, it did. Stupid white people not knowing the difference between an outdated racial term and a proper title. (Also the @ in 'Black' but the cross in 'White'. The gently caress lady! )
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 06:23 |
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Apparently Europeans have about 9 times as much Neanderthal DNA as Africans (and 7 times as much as Asians) so I guess it all balances out.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 06:29 |
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On the front page of Imgur! Oh, that source that's cited, check it out: http://swc.osu.edu/sexual-violence/seuxal-violence-education/fast-facts quote:Sexual Assault: Not a single word about "severely assaulted" there. If you read the OP's comments holy poo poo he is a hateful motherfucker: http://imgur.com/user/hirmuli
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seiferguy posted:On the front page of Imgur! Not sure how he gets the 'every 14.6 seconds' either.
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toanoradian posted:Not sure how he gets the 'every 14.6 seconds' either. Straight up lying is how.
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DeusExMachinima posted:I'll agree with LL that any hate speech law is bullshit. Thanks for bringing my life to this Fulcrum. No, they believe in outlawing hate speech, but only to protectth e most diadvantagedan d persecuted people of all. Rick_Hunter posted:Fulchrum are you having a stroke? You almost typo'ed gibberish for a few of those. I type faster than my computer can actually comprehend the keystrokes, so there are points where I'm typing and my browser will slow, before recording every single key it remembered. Half of what I type gets missed, while the rest will beputoutintheorder [Note - that wasn't deliberate, but I left it in to demonstrate] my computer processes it, not the order I actually put them in. Did you know the space bar is the last key your computer actually comprehends the input of? I do. That is when the entire broswer doesn't manage to find a critical error and stop responding, meaning I need to manually shut the process down in task manager. This machine is less than 6 months old and has a daily thorough scrub with antivirus softare! Coffee And Pie posted:It's implied he's at least half-Jewish on his mother's side. According to Jason Alexander, even he's not sure whether George was Jewish. Vaishino posted:The Costanzas weren't jewish, but everything else is spot on. He realized he needed a new holiday because he got into a fist fight over a toy while doing last minute christmas shopping. I recall that. It was actually a doll. George was 11 at the time. He didn't want it. The doll was destroyed in the fistfight. Clochette posted:Apparently Europeans have about 9 times as much Neanderthal DNA as Africans (and 7 times as much as Asians) so I guess it all balances out. I heard somewhere that the current human being with the most neanderthal DNA that we know of is actually Ozzy Osbourne.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 08:06 |
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toanoradian posted:For the War of Christmas, isn't Christmas winning?
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 08:09 |
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The Christmas-Halloween war, the Scary Merry days of Sweet Delights and Terrible Frights.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 08:22 |
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seiferguy posted:On the front page of Imgur!
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 08:32 |
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Anyway, we need to finish this thing.quote:The owners of a mom and pop bakery have just learned there is a significant price to pay for following their religious beliefs. Religious beliefs not trumping the law? THIS CANNOT STAND! If only religion and not being discriminatory weren't mutually exclusive. The tyranny of a $35 dollar licensing fee. quote:A record 93,626,000 Americans 16 or older did not participate in the nation’s labor force in June, as the labor force participation rate dropped to 62.6 percent, a 38-year low, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. And how many of those are retired persons...oh look, the article doesn't say, fancy that. Yeah, the company that still puts out a swimsuit issue is soooo Liberal. :wank: quote:Following the influx of illegal immigrant minors from Central America, an official at the federal agency charged with protecting public health describes Barack Obama as “the worst pres we have ever had,” an “amateur” and “Marxist,” according to internal emails obtained by Judicial Watch. Hey look, crazy people in the government. Must mean that everyone hates Obama! Pee Pee Doo Doo its a bad decision. This one doesn't even sound like there could be a context Jefferson would have said it. quote:Middle and high school students can’t get a Coca-Cola or a candy bar at 13 Seattle public schools, but they can get a taxpayer-funded intrauterine device (IUD) implanted without their parents’ consent. If you don't involve the parents, then how will the little sluts get punished? Usually because the people defending the former have always hated the latter, usually BECAUSE of the former. Racism was dead until White People were forced to respect a black man. Must be the black man's fault. quote:The woman’s measles was undetected and confirmed only through an autopsy, according to the Washington State Department of Health. The woman’s name was not released, but officials said she lived in Clallam County. Well, anti-vaxxing is the only form of outreach they have, might as well continue it. Even after all that sabotage, the law still functions, yes. Yeah, give the government money it won't be able to help itself from scoring some primo medical health, infrastructure, and not-letting-people-starve. Actually, it'll buy useless tanks and poo poo, so I guess the analogy stands. quote:A Connecticut mom wanted to snap her No. 2 pencil in half when she sat down to fill out her son’s kindergarten application and came across personal questions about his birth that left her demanding answers instead of filling them out. WHITE OUTRAGE! "Look, can't we all just accept that making supporters of treason and slavery heroes is something we're gonna do?" quote:Nathan Collier said he was inspired by the recent Supreme Court decision that made marriage equal. He said he was particularly struck by the words of dissenting Chief Justice John Roberts who claimed giving gay couples the right to marry, might inspire polygamy. I do hope this becomes a trend, if every time one of the conservative justices throws a hyperbole tantrum, its taken as legal precedent to grant more rights. Oh goody. The return of smug black kid with white talking points. quote:Open, and created by many voices, The Movement for Black Lives Convening will be a space to realize that promise fully on our terms as Black people. We invite all Black people invested in this movement to join the convening to shape our present and chart our future. Listed among the event categories are: Unconference (Caucuses [Queer, Trans, Women, South, Midwest, Intersections of different identities, etc], Actions) Hey look, more "Black women should reject an organisation that gives them options" Family planning and prenatal care? You must be thinking of some OTHER organisation. WHAT Southern strategy? I notice it has absolutely nothing on what those parties mean today. MORE corpses for the freedom grinder! "Oh yeah, well its actually YOU who are sexist" - an adult, apparently. 45 years on, its still a conservative mainstay. Notice he couldn't list a single non-racist user of the stars and bars. "And that's why we need to destroy anyone who disagrees with me" So their new line of attack is to just claim whatever they want and see if it sticks? The delay on these two is so bad I seriously think Tinsley may be ghostwriting this. And thats the lot. Til next week.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 08:47 |
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Fulchrum posted:
He's been dead for 6 years what does it actually take to lets this go. I don't even know anyone that cares if Marco Rubio has traffic tickets they are defending him against no one by attacking a dead guy.
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U.T. Raptor posted:Christmas annexed Thanksgiving and is marching on Halloween, I'd say so. It's even more dumb when you realize that it isn't even Christmas itself that people are complaining about. Nobody gives a poo poo if you want to celebrate Christmas but the rampant, disgusting commercialism of the holiday and the fact that Christmas, in the retail world, starts in like...June is getting tiresome. People have been trampled to death over stuff like cheap DVD players. Plus there are a lot of people that become incredibly horrible around the holiday season. In 2009 the year's pumpkin crop failed massively. I was working grocery at the time and had to endure two months of people screaming at me like I was personally ruining their holiday season because I could not sell them pumpkin. I had no pumpkin. There was none. I couldn't get pumpkin. All the pumpkin we could get we got and we sold it. Now, most people are rational human beings and just go "oh, whatever...what kind of other pie stuff do you have?" because seriously...it isn't a huge deal. Just have some other kind of pie. It's loving pie. Not a huge deal. But that didn't stop people from accusing me of hording all the pumpkin so I could keep it for myself and sell it on eBay. It didn't stop a woman from demanding to speak to a manager and then demanding that I be fired and forbidden from working grocery anywhere ever again because I didn't sell her any pumpkin (it didn't happen by the way). It didn't stop people from screaming that they "just knew" we had pallets and pallets and pallets of it in the back but were holding off until we could sell it for a higher price (because I guess stores are in the business of not selling things?). A few people even seriously accused me of cleaning all the pumpkin off the shelves and hiding it because...well I don't really understand it...because I just felt like ruining somebody's holiday, I guess? This was while my coworkers were struggling to get by and some of them just flat out couldn't afford to have holiday celebrations with their own families. People scraping by and barely managing to not starve toil long hours doing heavy lifting so everybody else can have good holidays and that's how they get treated when something goes even slightly wrong. After working ten years between retail and the restaurant world you're goddamned right I hate Christmas. Has nothing to do with the Christian celebration and everything to do with the bullshit that surrounds it. I don't give a poo poo if people want to put up nativity scenes and praise Jesus. But seriously...if you're going to talk about good will toward men, peace and love on Earth, and kindness toward your fellow man then maybe you should actually do those things and not try to ruin somebody's livelihood because the pumpkin ran out. I never met the guy but I'm pretty sure Jesus would be pretty unhappy with the way we celebrate him.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 08:58 |
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I thought Pumpkin Pie was a Thanksgiving dish. You guys eat that twice a year?
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 09:22 |
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Fulchrum posted:I thought Pumpkin Pie was a Thanksgiving dish. You guys eat that twice a year? Depends on the area but yeah where I live it's even eaten at Halloween sometimes too. Thanksgiving it's considered basically mandatory and it is eaten a lot at Christmas as well. That and randomly along the way. It's more of a holiday season thing at this point and around October pumpkin-flavored everything starts appearing. Can't really complain myself because pumpkin stuff is good but like...some people care way, way too much about it.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 09:28 |
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We do not adhere to Nazi food rules about when you eat this or when you eat that. Pumpkin pie is eaten any time after pumpkins are harvested.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 09:34 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Stuff about hateful customers I worked in a video game shop the year the Wii came out. Holy poo poo the abuse we took from customers who refused to believe that it had sold out was insane. Constant accusations of hiding stock to artificially drive up prices (no idea how this works) or buying them all up for ourselves (staff were limited to one each and we could only buy them as part of a bundle with a bunch of games), and cries of "FALSE ADVERTISING!" (Nobody that has ever said that to a retail employee actually knows what it means). Customers were insisting we let them into the stock room to see for themselves, which of course we couldn't as our insurance company would've had a poo poo fit. Being told that you've ruined Christmas several dozen times a day really makes you hate the holiday season and everybody that celebrates it. Not our fault that Nintendo can't keep up with demand in supplying what, at the time, was literally the fastest selling piece of electronics of all time. Guys that work retail work way harder than I do now and they get paid less than half. What a lovely world
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Quote-Unquote posted:I worked in a video game shop the year the Wii came out. Holy poo poo the abuse we took from customers who refused to believe that it had sold out was insane. Constant accusations of hiding stock to artificially drive up prices (no idea how this works) or buying them all up for ourselves (staff were limited to one each and we could only buy them as part of a bundle with a bunch of games), and cries of "FALSE ADVERTISING!" (Nobody that has ever said that to a retail employee actually knows what it means). Customers were insisting we let them into the stock room to see for themselves, which of course we couldn't as our insurance company would've had a poo poo fit. Being told that you've ruined Christmas several dozen times a day really makes you hate the holiday season and everybody that celebrates it. Not our fault that Nintendo can't keep up with demand in supplying what, at the time, was literally the fastest selling piece of electronics of all time. Yeah I have terrible, terrible stories about literally every major holiday and even some minor ones. I find it thoroughly baffling how few people realize just how much work goes into making holidays work and that there are people that don't get to have holidays because of it. For the restaurant world Mother's Day was probably the worst. Every restaurant ever just gets absolutely hammered all day, every day ever year. The prep work that goes into it is absolutely massive, everybody works long hours, and the hours are grueling. You'll end up not taking breaks, eating on the run, and just in general having a poo poo day. Even if you yourself are a mother and it's supposed to be your day. Stupid poo poo I saw included a mother being forced to stay 7 hours beyond her printed shift and missing a dinner her family was planning. Which would include getting to see one of her children that lived far away and rarely got to visit. You'd pull absurdly long hours, often 14+. My longest shift (which was still a store record last I heard) was 21 hours. It also truly baffled me how many times we got calls bitching about how we were closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas. As if none of us had families or holidays. American culture truly treats unskilled labor like filth that deserves no joy.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Yeah I have terrible, terrible stories about literally every major holiday and even some minor ones. I find it thoroughly baffling how few people realize just how much work goes into making holidays work and that there are people that don't get to have holidays because of it. For the restaurant world Mother's Day was probably the worst. Every restaurant ever just gets absolutely hammered all day, every day ever year. The prep work that goes into it is absolutely massive, everybody works long hours, and the hours are grueling. You'll end up not taking breaks, eating on the run, and just in general having a poo poo day. Even if you yourself are a mother and it's supposed to be your day. Stupid poo poo I saw included a mother being forced to stay 7 hours beyond her printed shift and missing a dinner her family was planning. Which would include getting to see one of her children that lived far away and rarely got to visit. You'd pull absurdly long hours, often 14+. My longest shift (which was still a store record last I heard) was 21 hours. Speaking of unskilled labor - or rather what people think is unskilled labor - I ran into this article today about why Washington cherry prices were higher this year. http://www.inlander.com/spokane/cherry-pitfalls/Content?oid=2499695 tl;dr: Prices are up because of visa troubles so workers didn't get to the field in time and early crops. Some idiots would probably ask, 'Why are you giving mezicans jobs when there are plenty of people that would love a job these days?' Well, probably b/c the job isn't as easy as you think it is. quote:In 2011, a late apple crop hung ripe from trees at the McDougall & Sons orchard on the date the Wenatchee farm's H-2A worker's visas expired. As the workers filed onto buses, then-Gov. Christine Gregoire swooped in with a solution: prisoners would pick the apples. "That was a nightmare," says Craver. "It just didn't work. The prisoners had no skills." I told my friend that was bitching about the prices but I failed to remember than she's one of those 'Obummer hasn't done anything' kind of people. Hopefully, she won't be bitching about the mexicans tomorrow.
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Fulchrum posted:Anyway, we need to finish this thing. I thought that this was supposed to be a funny picture because literally everyone looks silly when you take a photo of them with a foul ball/broken bat coming at them and this just happened to be someone that everyone knows. Jeez, sorry.
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Fulchrum posted:Anyway, we need to finish this thing. Ugh. Next thing you know they'll force me to serve blacks and Jews at my lunch counter.
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I don't know how you manage to wade through LL101 every week, Fulchrum. Each time I see it, I get an aneurysm and die.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 14:19 |
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Seeing as how this LL101 stretched into Monday, I expect that at some point the right-wing outrage machine is just going to go faster and faster until Fulchrum will have to put these out all week just to keep up.
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TerminalSaint posted:Ugh. Next thing you know they'll force me to serve blacks and Jews at my lunch counter. Is there any way that a business can refuse someone service? The christian baker cannot refuse to make someone a cake for a homosexual couple, but can they refuse to make a cake with a big satanic symbol on it? Sorry for the ignorance, but I'm honestly not sure how the entire thing works. Edit: VV Thanks, that makes perfect sense. AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:I've seen the Liberal Logic thing about the "Muslim bakery refusing to serve someone" and then there is this, but I'm not exactly sure how it works. You can deny to make certain products, but you cannot deny certain customers. So, the gay couples going to Christian bakers aren't asking those bakers to do anything different than they normally do. They just want a wedding cake like they would serve a wedding cake to a strait couple. However, if a muslim came in and asked for a cake with an ISIS flag, they would be well withing their rights to deny that cake. But if that same muslim came in and asked for a standard wedding cake, they cannot deny him service because of his religion. That's the difference. Gay couples aren't going to bakers and asking for a special gay cake. They're being denied for who they ARE, not for what they WANT. That's what makes it illegal.
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AFewBricksShy posted:I've seen the Liberal Logic thing about the "Muslim bakery refusing to serve someone" and then there is this, but I'm not exactly sure how it works. Rule of thumb would be you can't refuse someone service, but you can refuse to make a cake that would result in you endorsing a political position you wouldn't normally. Of course, it's virtually impossible to prove that you've been denied service because of bigotry unless the bakery outright says it; if they just said "sorry, we're fully booked," there would've been almost no way to prove that it was homophobic. Of course, Klein's the kind of moron who not only blatantly denies service out of homophobia, but also outright doxxed the couple in question, so there we are.
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Keeshhound posted:
Wait. What? She doxxed them? This is part of the story I've never heard about
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Fulchrum posted:I thought Pumpkin Pie was a Thanksgiving dish. You guys eat that twice a year? Yes and often Pecan Pie too (I prefer pumpkin).
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Boywhiz88 posted:Wait. What? She doxxed them? This is part of the story I've never heard about http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2015/03/halfway_through_sweet_cakes_by.html It got posted to the gay marriage thread; I forgot it might not have found it's way over here. But yeah, Aaron Klein posted the Bowman-Cryer's information on his facebook page, which resulted in them receiving death threats, among other harassment. And because the Kleins' lawyers are equally classy, they argued that it was the Bowman-Cryer's fault that they were getting harassed because they had the gall to bring suit against them for being bigoted shitheels. quote:-- Reports of death threats. In testimony Tuesday, Rachel Bowman-Cryer said she and her wife received death threats as media attention and criticism from strangers escalated in the months after the story went national in January 2013. Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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It's pretty simple. If you don't make penis cakes, no one can sue you for not selling them a penis cake. If you sell ordinary white wedding cakes to straight white Christian couples, you can't refuse someone else an ordinary white wedding cake because they're gay or Jewish or race-mixers or whatever. If you actually are in the business of selling penis cakes to straight couples though, then likewise you can't deny a gay couple the same cake. These questions only arise because a certain type of fundamentalist doesn't believe that love is possible between two people of the same sex or of different races, and concludes that anything other than same-race opposite-sex holy-matrimony missionary loving is done solely to flip God the bird and to spite all Christians, personally. It's all done to take perverse pleasure in watching Christians squirm and lure them into sin. Since the only meaningful distinctions are sin and not-sin, in the eyes of a fundamentalist Christian, an interracial couple asking for a wedding cake is actually asking for a sin cake as part of their ultimate plan to force Christians to make cakes celebrating every pornographic level of licentiousness and hedonism and spiritual degradation imaginable.
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Edit: wrong thread.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:55 |
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What is this? It looks like John McCain getting a blowjob. What did SI do to McCain? Hmm, I wonder what Jefferson said about the Constitution. Thomas Jefferson posted:Every constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of nineteen years. If it be enforced longer, it is an act of force, and not of right. It may be said, that the succeeding generation exercising, in fact, the power of repeal, this leaves them as free as if the constitution or law had been expressly limited to nineteen years only. What is this even about?
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:46 |
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Jurgan posted:What is this even about? My guess is that they equate "access to planned parenthood" with "abortion," and so they're trying to say "hur hurr if your great-grandparents had aborted their kids then you wouldn't have been born you stupid liberal cow" or something to that effect.
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Jurgan posted:What is this even about? If they had access to Planned Parenthood, they would have gotten abortions, which means Chelsea wouldn't have existed, which means she's advocating for her own non-existence. Checkmate, Libs!
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:02 |
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Jefferson looks like he's growing out of a plant to me.
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Jurgan posted:
The right decided that anybody that's pro-choice just loves the idea of murdering babies and wants as many abortions as possible to be performed. They figure that pro-choice is the exact opposite of pro life so obviously all pro-choice people just flat out never have babies and instead just abort literally everything. Which is why you hear them say stupid poo poo like "bet you're glad your parents were pro-life, yes?" Because it's impossible that a pro-choice person would choose to have a baby, I guess?
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