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dphrag posted:You Americans are loving ludicrous. To be fair most of the crazy stuff comes from the south. I'm sure wherever you're from has the same sort of problem.
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I'm surprised there was no "WAKE UP PEOPLE!" at the end. It's far too subtle for your standard right wing email chain.
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Ortsacras posted:I just think it's amusing what a bunch of giant pussies the right wingers have revealed themselves to be - they're "scared" of everything, they can't handle ideas of any kind (I guess because they're "scared" they might work and prove everything they've believed in to be utter nonsense), they don't want to talk to other countries because those other countries will obviously be so persuasive that they'll talk us into turning over the keys, etc. They don't see it as "Fear" though, they see it as knowing the power of the devil so they do not tempt him.
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Sep 10, 2009 17:08
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the posted:I seriously can't understand how people who HAAAAAAAAAATE taxes expect the government to pay for anything. They're like little kids; do they think money grows on trees? I suppose you forgot why our finding fathers fought? 
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Sep 11, 2009 16:48
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Not surprising but in-context its not about Obama or health care at all and is significantly less crazy: http://aclu.org/pizza/
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Sep 15, 2009 16:38
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Found this on snopes (The prayer part is true)quote:On September 25th there will be a national prayer gathering of Muslims on the west front of the U.S. Capitol Building. They are expecting at least 50,000 to attend from mosques all across America. They say that they want America to see how they pray!
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Sep 17, 2009 13:02
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It's always hella depressing how the person that represents the Democrats spends money like crazy for frivolous things and is never something like a single mother who works 2 jobs to make less than $20k and still struggles to support her kids because growing up she was in the same situation and as a result couldn't make it to college. But you know that never happens.
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Sep 18, 2009 14:48
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They don't like big government...that disagrees with them. If it does agree, well...
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Sep 24, 2009 03:25
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Tarezax posted:Show this to him: Bah education means nothing with those sissy liberals in their ivory towers they dont have APPLICABLE knowledge like I do working the hardware store.
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Sep 25, 2009 05:35
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That's one of the more common emails I've seen around and it bewilders me anyone thinks Bill Cosby writes like that. Is it because he was reported once to tell blacks to "stop being gangsters" so conservatives now think hes "one of the good ones" who can validate all their racist opinions?
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Sep 27, 2009 06:42
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There isn't a "(NOT RACIST)" big enough.
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Sep 28, 2009 19:28
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Toasticle posted:Thats nothing, he sent me a copy of "Dangerous Demographics" which is a 8 minute infomercial on how brown people are outfucking us. All I remember from it is a reproduction rate of 1.3 is "not reversable" and islamics produce at a rate of 8.3 or something. It's like a racist Civ IV expansion or something. Wow this is...horrifying.
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Sep 29, 2009 03:12
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Vilerat posted:•If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. HOW DARE THEY!
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Oct 1, 2009 14:47
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17 and 40 is a pretty wide age gap there. Even if Obama was a muslim, he's a bit over 40 so isn't he technically beyond their prophecy?
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Oct 10, 2009 23:06
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Naet posted:I'm surprised there's no reference to African-American crime rate for a two-fer. Well they're not racists man...
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Gunuin posted:PS: evilweasel, I apologize for my previous posts in D&D, I wasn't high though, just on some massive sleep debt - which I guess isn't very different. I know you're new but avoid putting this kind of stuff in threads, it derails them and you don't have to apologize for making the occasional mistake. New email: quote:Norman Mattoon Thomas (November 20, 1884 - December 19, 1968) was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America. Norman Thomas said this in a 1944 speech: "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of 'liberalism,' they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform."
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Oct 11, 2009 15:09
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freebooter posted:Actually, if the Jesusland map came true, which country would be more economically powerful? It seems like California + New York is a winning combination, but the Midwest has the breadbasket and presumably all the mineral wealth. Who cares they got guns and will take it back
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Oct 13, 2009 04:16
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Less impactful to the email yet still ridiculous is the "insanity" quote is also not known toi be einstein and is one of those generic quotes that gets passed around to various historical figures.
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Oct 15, 2009 00:56
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Why is the USPS a failure because I'm pretty sure my mail always gets there...?
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Oct 15, 2009 14:06
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quote:To top it all off, he is black!
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Oct 21, 2009 22:00
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HipGnosis posted:I'd love to see the person who reads this and says, "Yeah! gently caress Obama's ice cream!" Speaking realistically I think the most obvious example is UHC. UHC is the "ice cream" that everyone wants but 48% of America knows they "can't afford", feeding the cow being taxes etc. I know its ridiculous just speaking from point of view of whoever would agree with this. I think it just avoids mentioning any particular issue because then it never gets outdated no matter what other "crazy ideas" Obama introduces.
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Oct 25, 2009 14:31
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Man personally I do enjoy guns but god do I hate the TFR style culture and this poo poo exactly why.
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Oct 27, 2009 07:33
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Vartiter posted:After reading all of these, I sort of got to thinking along the lines of how these things work, and now I wonder if someone will come up with something along the lines of: "Heh, this doctor says that he doesn't support Obama's health care plan because of the Hippocratic Oath. I'm sure it does actually since theres a lot of fear that Obama will force doctor's to give abortions like train passes.
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Oct 28, 2009 21:40
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I would hate to have that thought validated.
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quote:Amazing that John Stossel, the beauty boy of ABC and who was the true investigative reporter for the truly non-political program 20/20 program was fired when he tried to run this. Anyone know what is going on? Everyone like the change?
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Nov 6, 2009 07:04
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JohnClark posted:I saw this one the other day, and aside from the general stupidity of it, the one that jumped out at me was the "57 states of Islam". What does that even mean? And how can they include the suggestion the he's a cryptomuslim while simulatenously critizing his attendance of a christian church? Because that pastor is a stealth muslim as well. Possibly the whole congregation. Dress em up as Christians and poor Americans will never know...
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Nov 10, 2009 10:27
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quote:Federal Judge Carter sets Trial Date for Obama's Eligibility! Hey there's no link to a news story BUT HE'S A MARINE. OORAH.
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It's really painful how the Birther mentality lets them keep at it. No matter what evidence you present that he's a US citizen "well I have this other evidence...". If you shut them down because it's a waste of time they will argue that you are suppressing the truth. They basically cannot "lose".
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Nov 10, 2009 18:07
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quote:Check out this latest picture from Veterans Day 11/11/09 at the Ceremony in Arlington National Cemetery. I don't know whether the National Anthem is being played, or the Flag is going by, or WHAT, but EVERYBODY in the picture is either saluting or has his hand over the HEART. I don't even know where to start. STEALTH MUSLIM, anti-Abortion propaganda and less than subtle middle eastern racism.
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Nov 17, 2009 14:24
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My favorite part is Nixon bowed before the emperor of Japan when he visited him. Totally brought our nation to its knees yep. Click here for the full 1280x827 image. Pictured: The beginning of the end for the United States. RagnarokAngel fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Nov 18, 2009 |
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Nov 18, 2009 01:27
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Strudel Man posted:I really don't think this is the proper response to take. That can hardly even be called a bow; Nixon's like ten degrees down right there, and his head is still well above the emperor's. Nixon's bow is regarded as the proper way to do it. I dont think that picture shows how far down he went. Really the point I was just trying to make is a republican president was willing to bow before the Emperor because it's the sign of respect in that culture, yet when Obama does it it's being a liberal sissy.
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Nov 18, 2009 08:35
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Kro-Bar posted:I'm fairly bad with arguments, but I made a vague comment on my facebook page about people overreacting to "Climategate", and how it certainly doesn't negate global warming. Most people are pretty set on their ways if they really wanna argue them. As Vilerat said debates are to convince bystanders, not the parties involved, because both usually are as set in their ways as the other is. So no audience, no debate.
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That letter is so  compared to everything here.
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crime fighting hog posted:If amount of military dead=political clout then why aren't we all speaking Russian right now? Because they're communists duh.
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quote:Please see image of Barrack and Michelle Obama, who seem to be saluting backwards. You will note that pin on lapel, wedding rings, and buttons on his jacket all appear in line with the picture not being photoshopped. As you can probably guess it is photoshopped. Why do conservatives not get yet that if he was a stealth socialist kenyan muslim he would have been busted a year ago with all these "signs"?
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Dec 8, 2009 00:45
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Armyman25 posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xwYBBpHg1I I also love the WELL BACK THEN PEOPLE WERE CAREFUL DRIVERS SO WE DIDNT NEED THEM! Intel&Sebastian posted:Funny how a lot of those 1959 sceanarios break down when you stop assuming the kid is white. Probably just a coincedence. I think my favorite is the one about how 2 kids fight and become best friends what kind of Hollywood bullshit is that?
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Dec 9, 2009 01:24
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quote:PHOTO: Obama Prays to Allah... I've said it before but for an evil Mastermind spy bent on taking over the US from the inside, he really doesn't know how to keep a low profile...
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Dec 15, 2009 15:21
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crime fighting hog posted:Should I tell this to the group of Crusade kids that are always praying in the middle of the campus recreation area each week or should I not try to get shot? Hey if they kill you baited them into breaking a commandment you win either way.
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Dec 16, 2009 07:55
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I'm sad that I live on the liberal island of Seattle. I desperately wish someone would call me out over some happy holidays instance just so I could ask them what I should do when I change it to Merry Christmas and a Jew sends in his exact same complaint. Now you know.
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quote:This is so scary. If true, it may be a warning sign about freedom in America. Man, Patriot act was one thing but I cant make funny faces in the ATM security camera what the gently caress?! (It's not real: http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/camera.asp)
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ManoliIsFat posted:People don't really internalize poo poo like that or contextualize and appreciate intellectual history unless they're philosophers or lawyers or historians or some other breed of nerd. That and a Founding FatherTM is worth more clout than a "failed Demmycrat" Another shorty: quote:President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA: NOT THE ARMY-NAVY FOOTBALL GAME!!
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