- Econosaurus
- Sep 22, 2008
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Subject: Excelent Commencement Speech
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> Take the time to read this, though it is long. It contains advice that
> is no longer given young people. You may agree or disagree in part or
> all, but you won't find such thoughts expressed so clearly in many if
> any other places of which I am aware. Norm
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> It is the season of commencement speeches. Many are boringly
> predictable.
> Neal Boortz, a Texan lawyer, Texas AGGIE, now nationally syndicated
> talk
> show host from Atlanta is an exception. Agree or not you will find his
> views
> thought provoking. It would have been particularly entertaining to have
> witnessed the faculty's reaction.
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>
> Commencement Address...
>
> I am honored by the invitation to address you on this august occasion.
> It's
> about time.
> Be warned, however, that I am not here to impress you; you'll have
> enough
> smoke blown up your bloomers today. And you can bet your tassels I'm not
> here to impress the faculty and administration. You may not like much of
> what I have to say, and that's fine. You will remember it though.
> Especially
> after about 10 years out there in the real world. This, it goes without
> saying, does not apply to those of you who will seek your careers and
> your
> fortunes as government employees.
>
> This gowned gaggle behind me is your faculty. You've heard the old
> saying
> that those who can - do. Those who can't - teach. That sounds
> deliciously
> insensitive. But there is often raw truth in insensitivity, just as you
> often find feel-good falsehoods and lies in compassion. Say good-bye to
> your
> faculty because now you are getting ready to go out there and do. These
> folks behind me are going to stay right here and teach .
>
> By the way, just because you are leaving this place with a diploma
> doesn't
> mean the learning is over. When an FAA flight examiner handed me my
> private
> pilot's license many years ago, he said, 'Here, this is your ticket to
> learn.' The same can be said for your diploma. Believe me, the learning
> has
> just begun.
>
> Now, I realize that most of you consider yourselves Liberals. In fact,
> you
> are probably very proud of your liberal views. You care so much. You
> feel so
> much. You want to help so much. After all, you're a compassionate and
> caring
> person, aren't you now? Well, isn't that just so extraordinarily
> special.
> Now, at this age, is as good a time as any to be a liberal; as good a
> time
> as any to know absolutely everything. You have plenty of time, starting
> tomorrow, for the truth to set in.
>
> Over the next few years, as you begin to feel the cold breath of reality
> down your neck, things are going to start changing pretty fast ..
> including
> your own assessment of just how much you really know.
>
> So here are the first assignments for your initial class in reality: Pay
> attention to the news, read newspapers, and listen to the words and
> phrases
> that proud Liberals use to promote their causes. Then, compare the words
> of
> the left to the words and phrases you hear from those evil, heartless,
> greedy conservatives. From the Left you will hear "I feel." From the
> Right
> you will hear "I think." From the Liberals you will hear references to
> groups --The Blacks, The Poor, The Rich, The Disadvantaged, The Less
> Fortunate. From the Right you will hear references to individuals. On
> the
> Left you hear talk of group rights; on the Right, individual rights.
>
> That about sums it up, really: Liberals feel. Liberals care. They are
> pack
> animals whose identity is tied up in group dynamics. Conservatives and
> Libertarians think -- and, setting aside the theocracy crowd, their
> identity
> is centered on the individual.
>
> Liberals feel that their favored groups, have enforceable rights to the
> property and services of productive individuals. Conservatives and
> Libertarians, myself among them I might add, think that individuals have
> the
> right to protect their lives and their property from the plunder of the
> masses.
>
> In college you developed a group mentality, but if you look closely at
> your
> diplomas you will see that they have your individual names on them. Not
> the
> name of your school mascot, or of your fraternity or sorority, but your
> name. Your group identity is going away. Your recognition and
> appreciation
> of your individual identity starts now.
>
> If, by the time you reach the age of 30, you do not consider yourself to
> be
> a libertarian or a conservative, rush right back here as quickly as you
> can
> and apply for a faculty position. These people will welcome you with
> open
> arms. They will welcome you, that is, so long as you haven't developed
> an
> individual identity. Once again you will have to be willing to sign on
> to
> the group mentality you embraced during the past four years.
>
> Something is going to happen soon that is going to really open your
> eyes.
> You're going to actually get a full time job!
>
> You're also going to get a lifelong work partner. This partner isn't
> going
> to help you do your job. This partner is just going to sit back and wait
> for
> payday. This partner doesn't want to share in your effort, but in your
> earnings.
>
> Your new lifelong partner is actually an agent. An agent representing a
> strange and diverse group of people. An agent for every teenager with an
> illegitimate child. An agent for a research scientist who wanted to make
> some cash answering the age-old question of why monkeys grind their
> teeth.
> An agent for some poor demented hippie who considers herself to be a
> meaningful and talented artist ... but who just can't manage to sell any
> of
> her artwork on the open market.
>
> Your new partner is an agent for every person with limited, if any, job
> skills .. but who wanted a job at City Hall. An agent for tin-horn
> dictators
> in fancy military uniforms grasping for American foreign aid. An agent
> for
> multi-million-dollar companies who want someone else to pay for their
> overseas advertising. An agent for everybody who wants to use the
> unimaginable power of this agent's for their personal enrichment and
> benefit.
>
> That agent is our wonderful, caring, compassionate, oppressive
> government.
> Believe me, you will be awed by the unimaginable power this agent has.
> Power
> that you do not have. A power that no individual has, or will have. This
> agent has the legal power to use force deadly force to accomplish its
> goals.
>
>
> You have no choice here. Your new friend is just going to walk up to
> you,
> introduce itself rather gruffly, hand you a few forms to fill out, and
> move
> right on in. Say hello to your own personal one ton gorilla. It will
> sleep
> anywhere it wants to.
>
> Now, let me tell you, this agent is not cheap. As you become successful
> it
> will seize about 40% of everything you earn. And no, I'm sorry, there
> just
> isn't any way you can fire this agent of plunder, and you can't decrease
> it's share of your income. That power rests with him, not you.
>
> So, here I am saying negative things to you about government. Well, be
> clear
> on this: It is not wrong to distrust government. It is not wrong to fear
> government. In certain cases it is not even wrong to despise government
> for
> government is inherently evil. Yes . a necessary evil, but dangerous
> nonetheless ... somewhat like a drug. Just as a drug that in the proper
> dosage can save your life, an overdose of government can be fatal.
>
>
> Now let's address a few things that have been crammed into your minds at
> this university. There are some ideas you need to expunge as soon as
> possible. These ideas may work well in academic environment, but they
> fail
> miserably out there in the real world.
>
> First that favorite buzz word of the media, government and academia:
> Diversity!
> You have been taught that the real value of any group of people - be it
> a
> social group, an employee group, a management group, whatever - is based
> on
> diversity. This is a favored liberal ideal because diversity is based
> not on
> an individual's abilities or character, but on a person's identity and
> status as a member of a group. Yes, it's that liberal group identity
> thing
> again.
>
> Within the great diversity movement group identification - be it racial,
> gender based, or some other minority status - means more than the
> individual's integrity, character or other qualifications.
>
> Brace yourself. You are about to move from this academic atmosphere
> where
> diversity rules, to a workplace and a culture where individual
> achievement
> and excellence actually count. No matter what your professors have
> taught
> you over the last four years, you are about to learn that diversity is
> absolutely no replacement for excellence, ability, and individual hard
> work.
> From this day on every single time you hear the word "diversity" you can
> rest assured that there is someone close by who is determined to rob you
> of
> every vestige of individuality you possess.
>
> We also need to address this thing you seem to have about "rights." We
> have
> witnessed an obscene explosion of so-called "rights" in the last few
> decades, usually emanating from college campuses.
>
> You know the mantra: You have the right to a job. The right to a place
> to
> live. The right to a living wage. The right to health care. The right to
> an
> education. You probably even have your own pet right - the right to a
> Beemer, for instance, or the right to have someone else provide for that
> child you plan on downloading in a year or so.
>
> Forget it. Forget those rights! I'll tell you what your rights are! You
> have
> a right to live free, and to the results of 60% -75% of your labor. I'll
> also tell you have no right to any portion of the life or labor of
> another.
>
> You may, for instance, think that you have a right to health care. After
> all, Hillary said so, didn't she? But you cannot receive health care
> unless
> some doctor or health practitioner surrenders some of his time - his
> life -
> to you. He may be willing to do this for compensation, but that's his
> choice. You have no "right" to his time or property. You have no right
> to
> his or any other person's life or to any portion thereof.
>
> You may also think you have some "right" to a job; a job with a living
> wage,
> whatever that is. Do you mean to tell me that you have a right to force
> your
> services on another person, and then the right to demand that this
> person
> compensate you with their money? Sorry, forget it. I am sure you would
> scream if some urban outdoorsmen (that would be "homeless person" for
> those
> of you who don't want to give these less fortunate people a romantic and
> adventurous title) came to you and demanded his job and your money.
>
> The people who have been telling you about all the rights you have are
> simply exercising one of theirs - the right to be imbeciles. Their being
> imbeciles didn't cost anyone else either property or time. It's their
> right,
> and they exercise it brilliantly.
>
> By the way, did you catch my use of the phrase "less fortunate" a bit
> ago
> when I was talking about the urban outdoorsmen? That phrase is a
> favorite of
> the Left. Think about it, and you'll understand why.
>
> To imply that one person is homeless, destitute, dirty, drunk, spaced
> out on
> drugs, unemployable, and generally miserable because he is "less
> fortunate"
> is to imply that a successful person - one with a job, a home and a
> future -
> is in that position because he or she was "fortunate." The dictionary
> says
> that fortunate means "having derived good from an unexpected place."
> There
> is nothing unexpected about deriving good from hard work. There is also
> nothing unexpected about deriving misery from choosing drugs, alcohol,
> and
> the street.
>
> If the Liberal Left can create the common perception that success and
> failure are simple matters of "fortune" or "luck," then it is easy to
> promote and justify their various income redistribution schemes. After
> all,
> we are just evening out the odds a little bit. This "success equals
> luck"
> idea the liberals like to push is seen everywhere. Former Democratic
> presidential candidate Richard Gephardt refers to high-achievers as
> "people
> who have won life's lottery." He wants you to believe they are making
> the
> big bucks because they are lucky. It's not luck, my friends. It's
> choice.
>
> One of the greatest lessons I ever learned was in a book by Og Mandino,
> entitled "The Greatest Secret in the World." The lesson? Very simple:
> "Use
> wisely your power of choice."
>
> That bum sitting on a heating grate, smelling like a wharf rat? He's
> there
> by choice. He is there because of the sum total of the choices he has
> made
> in his life. This truism is absolutely the hardest thing for some people
> to
> accept, especially those who consider themselves to be victims of
> something
> or other - victims of discrimination, bad luck, the system, capitalism,
> whatever. After all, nobody really wants to accept the blame for his or
> her
> position in life. Not when it is so much easier to point and say, "Look!
>
>
> He did this to me!" than it is to look into a mirror and say, "You
> S.O.B.!
> You did this to me!"
>
> The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact
> that
> your choices, every one of them, are leading you inexorably to either
> success or failure, however you define those terms.
>
> Some of the choices are obvious: Whether or not to stay in school.
> Whether
> or not to get pregnant. Whether or not to hit the bottle. Whether or not
> to
> keep this job you hate until you get another better-paying job. Whether
> or
> not to save some of your money, or saddle yourself with huge payments
> for
> that new car.
>
> Some of the choices are seemingly insignificant: Whom to go to the
> movies
> with. Whose car to ride home in. Whether to watch the tube tonight, or
> read
> a book on investing. But, and you can be sure of this, each choice
> counts.
> Each choice is a building block - some large, some small. But each one
> is a
> part of the structure of your life. If you make the right choices, or if
> you
> make more right choices than wrong ones, something absolutely terrible
> may
> happen to you. Something unthinkable. You, my friend, could become one
> of
> the hated, the evil, the ugly, the feared, the filthy,, the successful,
> the
> rich.
>
> The rich basically serve two purposes in this country. First, they
> provide
> the investments, the investment capital, and the brains for the
> formation of
> new businesses. Businesses that hire people. Businesses that send
> millions
> of paychecks home each week to the un-rich.
>
> Second, the rich are a wonderful object of ridicule, distrust, and
> hatred.
> Few things are more valuable to a politician than the envy most
> Americans
> feel for the evil rich.
>
> Envy is a powerful emotion. Even more powerful than the emotional
> minefield
> that surrounded Bill Clinton when he reviewed his last batch of White
> House
> interns. Politicians use envy to get votes and power. And they keep that
> power by promising the envious that the envied will be punished: "The
> rich
> will pay their fair share of taxes if I have anything to do with it.'
> The
> truth is that the top 10% of income earners in this country pays almost
> 50%
> of all income taxes collected. I shudder to think what these job
> producers
> would be paying if our tax system were any more "fair."
>
> You have heard, no doubt, that the rich get richer and the poor get
> poorer.
> Interestingly enough, our government's own numbers show that many of the
> poor actually get richer, and that quite a few of the rich actually get
> poorer. But for the rich who do actually get richer, and the poor who
> remain
> poor .. there's an explanation -- a reason. The rich, you see, keep
> doing
> the things that make them rich; while the poor keep doing the things
> that
> make them poor.
>
> Speaking of the poor, during your adult life you are going to hear an
> endless string of politicians bemoaning the plight of the poor in . So,
> you
> need to know that under our government's definition of "poor" you can
> have a
> $5 million net worth, a $300,000 home and a new $90,000 Mercedes, all
> completely paid for. You can also have a maid, cook, and valet, and $1
> million in your checking account, and you can still be officially
> defined by
> our government as "living in poverty." Now there's something you haven't
> seen on the evening news.
>
> How does the government pull this one off? Very simple, really. To
> determine
> whether or not some poor soul is "living in poverty," the government
> measures one thing -- just one thing. Income. It doesn't matter one bit
> how
> much you have, how much you own, how many cars you drive or how big they
> are, whether or not your pool is heated, whether you winter in Aspen and
> spend the summers in the Bahamas, or how much is in your savings
> account. It
> only matters how much income you claim in that particular year. This
> means
> that if you take a one-year leave of absence from your high-paying job
> and
> decide to live off the money in your savings and checking accounts while
> you
> write the next great American novel, the government says you are 'living
> in
> poverty."
>
> This isn't exactly what you had in mind when you heard these gloomy
> statistics, is it?
> Do you need more convincing? Try this. The government's own statistics
> show
> that people who are said to be "living in poverty" spend more than $1.50
> for
> each dollar of income they claim. Something is a bit fishy here. just
> remember all this the next time Peter Jennings puffs up and tells you
> about
> some hideous new poverty statistics.
>
> Why has the government concocted this phony poverty scam? Because the
> government needs an excuse to grow and to expand its social welfare
> programs, which translates into an expansion of its power. If the
> government
> can convince you, in all your compassion, that the number of "poor" is
> increasing, it will have all the excuse it needs to sway an electorate
> suffering from the advanced stages of Obsessive-Compulsive Compassion
> Disorder.
>
> I'm about to be stoned by the faculty here. They've already changed
> their
> minds about that honorary degree I was going to get.
>
> That's OK, though. I still have my Ph.D. in Insensitivity from the Neal
> Boortz Institute for Insensitivity Training. I learned that, in short,
> sensitivity sucks. It's a trap. Think about it - the truth knows no
> sensitivity. Life can be insensitive. Wallow too much in sensitivity and
> you'll be unable to dealwith life, or the truth. So, get over it.
>
> Now, before the dean has me shackled and hauled off, I have a few random
> thoughts.
>
> * You need to register to vote, unless you are on welfare. If you are
> living
> off the efforts of others, please do us the favor of sitting down and
> shutting up until you are on your own again.
>
> * When you do vote, your votes for the House and the Senate are more
> important than your vote for president. The House controls the purse
> strings, so concentrate your awareness there.
>
> * Don't bow to the temptation to use the government as an instrument of
> plunder. If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who
> earned
> it -- to take their money by force for your own needs -- then it is
> certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step
> forward
> and do this dirty work for you.
>
> * Don't look in other people's pockets. You have no business there. What
> they earn is theirs. What you earn is yours. Keep it that way. Nobody
> owes
> you anything, except to respect your privacy and your rights, and leave
> you
> the hell alone.
>
> * Speaking of earning, the revered 40-hour workweek is for losers. Forty
> hours should be considered the minimum, not the maximum. You don't see
> highly successful people clocking out of the office every afternoon at
> five.
> The losers are the ones caught up in that afternoon rush hour. The
> winners
> drive home in the dark.
>
> * Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by
> definition, needs no protection.
>
> * Finally (and aren't you glad to hear that word), as Og Mandino wrote,
>
> 1. Proclaim your rarity. Each of you is a rare and unique human being.
>
> 2. Use wisely your power of choice.
>
> 3. Go the extra mile ... drive home in the dark.
>
> Oh, and put off buying a television set as long as you can.
>
> Now, if you have any idea at all what's good for you, you will get the
> hell
> out of here and never come back.
>
> Class dismissed.
I dont even know where to start, any comments?
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