- King Ramses
- Feb 22, 2011
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I'm cheating on this one. I didn't receive this email, I found it while having to dig through a stack of backup floppies.
From 2002 posted:
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
level governmental functionary be it Democratic or
Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, drat it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and
does
not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are
footing the bill to put your pansy rear end through 4 years plus, of
college,
you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where
they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when I'm freezing my rear end off during these long winters and
paying, paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
In
the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't
burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have
you!
So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he
is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN
on
that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear end if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your rear end over if you're
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you deciding who should be running the most powerful
nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their
cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
two
parents.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this
applies
even if you are President of the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you
know.
We need our country back!
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- King Ramses
- Feb 22, 2011
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Also not an actual email, but this is posted on the fridge at my office. By my boss.
quote:
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity
by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for,
another person must work for without receiving..
The government cannot give to anybody anything
that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work
because the other half is going to take care of them,
and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work
because somebody else is going to get what they work for.
That my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it
In a show of class the boss also called Obama a coon.
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- King Ramses
- Feb 22, 2011
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ClosedBSD posted:
Yeah, working for a boss like this is probably going to bite you in the rear end someday.
Time to start looking for new jobs.
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- King Ramses
- Feb 22, 2011
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Unzip and Attack posted:
Well, if you work for a company with any shred of decency, a nice formal report of that comment would do wonders. Seriously, people like that don't need to be in leadership positions.
Whoops, don't know how I missed this.
But she is the company. Owns the building, all that goodness.
Otherwise she is an amazing person. We take all federal holidays off (Except MLK day), and she honestly cares deeply about the people she works with and works for. Just that bit of racism in an otherwise decent person.
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- King Ramses
- Feb 22, 2011
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Come to work this morning and find a fax for the boss waiting in the machine. Nothing new, I read it over and, what's this? A bullshit chain fax from the republicans. About how awful Obama is for stopping the keystone project. Need to charge them for wasting our paper.
Linked for large - http://i.imgur.com/PJ9nM.jpg
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- King Ramses
- Feb 22, 2011
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Got this from my mother in law
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup,
and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house
that is much larger than he needs, but he
is not required to do any upkeep. If he
makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no
expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are
picked up by others who go out and earn a
living every day.
I was thinking about all this …… suddenly it hit me like a brick.
My dog is a Democrat.
Oh family. I offhandedly joked moving to Canada and she almost screamed "But it's socialist."
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