duz posted:

There was a full page ad for this in the latest InfoWars magazine (which I recommend anyone picking up if they see a copy, it's hilarious):

Fluoride Shield is an Infowars Life exclusive blend of key herbs and ingredients specifically infused within the formula to help support the elimination of toxic forms of fluoride and other dangerous compounds like mercury, chlorine, and bromine from within the body.
The ingredients in Fluoride Shield™ include tamarind, zeolites, organic fulvic acid, shilajit, cilantro and nascent iodine.

Samuel Clemens posted:

That reminds of an essay George Orwell once wrote about Mark Twain.


Seems like the idolization of the Old West isn't a new phenomenon.

CitizenKain posted:

That is some impressive Jindal whitewashing going on there.

Doctor Butts posted:

CFL's don't fit in all of my fixtures.

LED's are too expensive.

There's supposed to be those halogen bulbs that look like regular incandescent bulbs but I haven't put any effort in to find them. I will have to, soon, however.

inkblot posted:

I ran across quite the keeper in the wilds today! Now, judging by how old this thing is there is a high chance of it having been brought up before, but someone tried to sell me on this wonderful product - http://www.amazon.com/Worthless-Young-Persons-Indispensable-Choosing/dp/1467978302

Yes kids, read this before going off to college to learn valuable insight into picking a marketable and lucrative career path! Spoilers: it boils down to "get a STEM degree". Those fields not your forte? Pfft don't be a scrub. Happen to not be a white dude? Hope you like putting up with a lifetime of casual racism/misogyny! Bonus points for having the douchiest portrait of him on the back with a huge cigar in his mouth and the cover as a whole having absolutely no design thought put into it. I guess once we're all engineering contractors sneering at the poor we won't have the time to make our products not look like a 6th grade book report.

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Among his arguments are that everyone who achieved success in the arts or business did so without studying them formally, and that any subject that can be learned by reading books should be studied in a library for free. He actually includes this chart:

Degree: / Replacement: / Savings:
Foreign Languages / Language Software / $29,721
Philosophy / Read Socrates / $29,980
Women's Studies / Watch Daytime TV / $30,000
Journalism / Start a blog / $30,000
Radio/Broadcasting / Apply / $30,000
Political Science / Listen to talk radio / $30,000
Theater / Audition for a play / $30,000
Literature / Go to the library / $30,000
English / Speak English / $30,000

Cat Face Joe posted:

Someone in my office likes to put stuff like this on our bulletin boards. It's mostly bank and financial scaremongering. Sometimes there will a crazy right wing one and I'll scribble out a refutation on it only to be replaced with a fresh copy the next morning. This one, though, is interesting. I can't find anything about it but I'm pretty sure I'm not paying much more for my coffee than I was a year ago.

VitalSigns posted:

Yeah, gently caress Freedom of Speech! In America I may not like what you say, so I'll defend to the death my right to kick your rear end for saying it!

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Holy poo poo. I just saw a crazy fwd email on TV:

Thomas for Governor - Before It's Too Late:
http://youtu.be/xVox-DXVVJs

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The investigative report was provided to a judge appointed by the Supreme Court, who made the decision to move forward with disciplinary recommendations against Thomas. The State Bar of Arizona's probable cause orders, signed by Judge Charles E. Jones, state that "Ethical violations by respondent, as described by Independent Bar Counsel, are far-reaching and numerous. Evidence thus far adduced portrays a reckless, four-year campaign of corruption and power abuse by respondent as a public official, undertaken at enormous and mostly wasteful cost to the taxpayers... Motivation for much of the alleged impropriety appears retaliatory, intended to do personal harm to the reputations of judges, county supervisors and other county officials... Actions by respondent appear intent on intimidation, focused on political gain, and appear fully disconnected from professional and prosecutorial standards long associated with the administration of justice ..." Judge Jones added a 33rd ethical violation in the probable cause orders: that Thomas failed to submit substantive responses to the investigator.[53]

gatesealer posted:

Does he think he won't have to pay taxes elsewhere? Don't we have the lowest taxes of any first world country? So he is advocating not paying taxes here and going to some place where he will have to pay more taxes?

Mehuyael posted:

Aren't there 4 simultaneous days every day, which means ~340k seconds?

Skex posted:

I had some work done on my house a few years back and every contractor I hired ended up having some undocumented laborer do the actual work. Honestly if we were to deport all of the undocumented laborers, the country would fall apart because they seem to be the only ones who know how to actually do things (like fix plumbing, paint, carpentry).

iamnotcreative posted:

So this bit of crazy showed up in my news feed today



Because of course the FBI isn't in on the coverup and is just blindly releasing statistics

iamnotcreative posted:

Where are you finding that? I'm here: http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/uc...s#disablemobile and not seeing it; I'd like something to point to if I decide to touch the poop

Guilty Spork posted:

Also, not only is "Press 1 for Spanish" not a thing (it's usually like number 8, mentioned after almost everything else except the option that lets you talk to a person), but oddly enough there are people here legally who do in fact speak Spanish.

Defenestration posted:

Ninjasaurus posted:

I was taught "9+7=16" instead of manipulating the numbers into "10+6" and I'm too lazy to re-learn how to do math better (properly?) but I can understand the change.

borkencode posted:

My cousin is all aboard the voter id train.



Behold the shining light of functional democracy that is Mexico!

Pleasing Shape posted:

There are dozens of counties in the US where you can never ever buy or sell any alcoholic beverages, any day of the week, any time of day.

This post was written on May 14, 2015, in the freedomest country on earth,

Soviet Commubot posted:

I recently saw a guy post this, guess where he's from

Michigan

mr. mephistopheles posted:

I haven't seen any black mass shooters. Must have got his talking points mixed up.