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Naet posted:FW:FW:FW:FW: SCARY!!! What the loving christ. I thought this was a fake one that you wrote up. I just received this email as a forward. Didn't you make this up? I thought you made this up! OH GOD ITS STARTING ALREADY
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2009 22:48 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 13:50 |
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I had some time off yesterday and took apart that "here's whats in HR3200 email." Edit: On second thought, I posted it in the Obamacare thread. Go here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3178343&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=41#post365107556 Edit2: Does anybody know if the second half of this email actually exists? Deuce fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Aug 29, 2009 |
# ¿ Aug 29, 2009 18:56 |
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Don't add to the problem! Anything crazy you make up, there's some dumb fucker out there who will believe it. Someone will honestly believe that commies are genetically incapable of religion and therefore don't have souls or something. If they don't have a soul, they aren't really people right? Hey, isn't Obama a communist? Don't stir the pot. It's already full of crazy.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2009 17:25 |
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Vilerat posted:fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk Pretty sure the ACLU would argue in favor of the rights of women.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2009 00:20 |
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Slippery slope argument. If you create a national medical database it's only a matter of time before it gets sold off to advertisers or whatever! I dunno.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2009 01:29 |
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quote:From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.' Oh dear god if we start hanging Muslims from tree's Obama is going to oppose us!!!!1
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2009 04:58 |
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crime fighting hog posted:The following was sent to Arizona news editors and a copy was forwarded to us. Oh hey this looks pretty loving familiar August 29 when I wrote that, I'm sure the original email was going around long before then.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2010 02:06 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Shorty but a good one: Nothing about that is even close to... but... I...
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2010 14:40 |
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wormil posted:Another one that made the news. "gently caress you, gonna take yours."
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# ¿ May 1, 2010 21:06 |
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I'm fairly certain no state pays out $1500 per person in welfare per month.
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# ¿ May 3, 2010 03:14 |
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tek79 posted:$1500 a month total is probably the only realistic scenario, I would think. But for the sake of creating an obnoxious email to promote my lovely political worldview, nothing wrong with skewing the numbers a bit eh? Nothing wrong? It's expected.
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# ¿ May 3, 2010 15:23 |
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I'm not sure where the writer of that email even got his "numbers" from. (other than his rear end I mean) Mankind outproduces volcanoes by a large margin.
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# ¿ May 13, 2010 23:57 |
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Bank account numbers - Not Released E-mail password - Not released Penis size - Not released
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# ¿ May 14, 2010 16:44 |
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OatBoy posted:I couldn't stop laughing the whole time, it just seemed so ridiculous, and the music was so godawful. When the woman sings "I'm independent" it just sounds so loving stupid. There's a lot of this sort of thing these days. Random patriotic sounding nonsense that doesn't mean anything. "SEE OBAMA THIS IS WHAT YOU DON'T GET!"
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# ¿ May 15, 2010 01:52 |
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The Ugly Duchess posted:Oh no, his daughter was in close proximity to a bunch of filthy illegals! Their hideous visages and vulgar jabberings must haunt her nightmares even now. No you see he grabs his gun every time he thinks there might be brown people around. He hasn't got to shoot one yet, but he's sure the day will come soon!
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# ¿ May 18, 2010 05:22 |
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Hardcore Phonography posted:hey The punchline is usually "my favorite president is Obama." Conservative "humor."
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# ¿ May 18, 2010 21:28 |
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Arglebargle III posted:I like how the entire thing is predicated on the unspoken assumption that being a communist is an unnacceptable position in American politics. Nobody would warn the president that there were libertarians skulking about. Or that anybody considered communism to be some giant threat to the world before WWII.
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# ¿ May 26, 2010 18:58 |
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fishmech posted:You are aware of the First Red Scare of 1917-1920 right? I was under the impression that that was more of a fear of anarchists than outright communists but my knowledge of that time is sketchy I'll admit.
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# ¿ May 26, 2010 19:43 |
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xarph posted:That's not what it says at all... Yes, the bill also doesn't say "free health care for illegal immigrants" but there's emails going around about that one.
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# ¿ May 30, 2010 16:53 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Obvious but I mean, protesting a gross misunderstanding or misrepresentation of a real event is one thing, but protesting something that never actually happened just makes my mind spin in circles.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2010 20:06 |
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So, liberals invented Democracy? That means we also invented freedom.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2010 03:22 |
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Nenonen posted:Obviously the majority of people in the world only eat American wheat. Not, for instance, rice. Yeah... what do we produce, like 20% of our consumption? The increase in price of gasoline would be so drastic half our country couldn't afford food anymore. Hope you like paying $20 for a loaf of bread!
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2010 22:04 |
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Gourd of Taste posted:Really. They really said Obama has Asperger's. On purpose. American Thinker is filled with this sort of thing.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2010 16:44 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:I love how conservatives don't get theres a huge difference between "don't kick out illegal immigrants" and "it's racist to make every vaguely tannish person show ID" This is a core component of a conservative mind, I think. You see it everywhere. Say something sympathetic to Palestinians? You're "defending terrorism." Because some Palestinians are terrorists, I guess, that means saying anything the least bit nice about them means that you love everything that every one of them does! Think that America should realize it's just one country in a large world and that yes, we actually should consider the opinions of other nations sometimes? Why do you want America to SURRENDER ITS SOVEREIGNTY? My personal favorite: How can you favor reducing our CO2 emissions and usage of fossil fuels while being pro-choice? They don't seem to understand anything except pure black and white.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2010 03:12 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:We aren't arrogant, it's just that our founders had exclusive access to the one true G-d and now you have to do what we say. And in a similar note, the rest of the world is just jealous of our wealth. They can't be like us so they want to bring us down to their level.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2010 04:11 |
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UltraPenguinX posted:WHY ARE WE CURSED WITH SUCH GREATNESS?! *stuffs big mac into maw* It's our guns. They bring freedom. Someone showed me a "scientific" study that correlated guns to freedom. You see, Somalia and Iraq and North Korea would be just fine if only they had more guns.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2010 18:03 |
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Wow. Giving money to the worst off group of people on the planet makes these douchebags SO ANGRY. Rich white men giving money for problems in AFRICA? There aren't white people over there!! Deuce fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jun 20, 2010 |
# ¿ Jun 20, 2010 00:04 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:Maybe not a chain letter, but this is neat: ...it doesn't appear to be on the actual site? edit: found it under a totally different title. Deuce fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jun 20, 2010 |
# ¿ Jun 20, 2010 16:56 |
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The Bush admin's income tax cuts expire also.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2010 00:15 |
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Ruckby posted:I'm trying to convince someone that income tax rates actually didn't "skyrocket withing six months of Obama's taking office". Is there a government site or something that lists marginal tax rates/brackets for the last ten years or so? Tell them to look at their tax returns.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2010 02:45 |
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Brennanite posted:Your friend's awfully nutty and he certainly believes "most if not all" people act as if they make decisions by following basic formulas. I'm surprised the wild impracticality of the scenario didn't even register with him. For example, just how are people going to go off to work as doctors and scientists and whatnot AND practice subsistence farming? Working 80 hr weeks doesn't leave a lot of time for...whatever you do in Utopista. Who's doing the cooking and cleaning? Who's going to make the clothes? Does he know how long and hard it is to do laundry by hand? There's a reason society has moved towards industrialization and specialization of labor. Yeah, who is going to be "motivated intrinsically" to siphon poo poo out of tanks into a truck for processing?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2010 17:56 |
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ApathyGifted posted:Strangely, a properly constructed teepee would hold up well in both. A large stable base and a low CG means the earth shaking doesn't really do anything to it, and as it so happens cones produce downforce no matter what direction the wind comes from, so a hurricane would just anchor it into the ground better. Teepees are not solid objects and are not going to behave in the manner you seem to think.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2010 19:47 |
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Skyl3lazer posted:Do crazy IM's count? That's not even really crazy... just... dumb.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2010 02:46 |
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Clearly the solution is to go back to the gold standard!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2010 04:36 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:The real crime is that loving pun. Also, I'm pretty sure they're being racist somehow.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2010 00:38 |
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Highspeeddub posted:Michigan girl murders people. Oldie but a goodie. "Welcome to the Republican party!"
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2010 03:37 |
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Corbet posted:The discussion group for this Facebook application is full of Republican bigots: There are people who simply cannot be helped. If this were the other way around, where some Guatemalans had done this to Americans, these people would be calling it an act of war and demanding we bomb them to the stone age.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2010 16:18 |
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Armyman25 posted:Wait, wait, are we (white people) being out bred by Muslims or Mexicans? I can't keep up. Don't worry, the Asians are still on our side!
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2010 22:50 |
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MrNemo posted:It's from Glenn Beck's call for all federal employees to be paid no more than the average US citizen (because all federal employees are useless government teat suckers and not hard working millionaires like him). Which as someone pointed out was also one of the big ideas to come out of the Paris commune so heavily praised by Marx and Lenin. Yes. Air traffic controllers at O'Hare should definitely make ~40k/year. That will definitely attract people qualified enough to handle the lives of hundreds of thousands of people per day!
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2010 05:24 |
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1 friend likes this.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2010 03:45 |