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They came at me faster than I could gut 'em, so I had to gut 'em faster.
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Syrant posted:Didn't he say he had to invent/find a way to gut them faster? If I'm not mistaken they were two separate episodes, one with the quote I posted and the other where Peggy remarks to Hanks that he invented a gutting technique that is still used today.
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twistedmentat posted:I'm not going to be blind forever, and as soon as I see some rear end, i'm kickin' it! Kasner! Served with one of your tribe in the Pacific, name was Brooklyn, know him?
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bobservo posted:"I'm skeptical that you could, but intrigued that you may." I could quote Dale for days: "It keeps my beer from cooling my hand and my hand from warming my beer, plus it looks badass."
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| # ¿ Dec 25, 2009 09:06 |
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Sorry Hank, alternative PE was canceled. Some parents got wind their kids were spending their time playing video games, formed a "action committee", scared the hell out of the district.
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| # ¿ Dec 29, 2009 19:00 |
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Capsaicin posted:Carl Reiner is Gary and Tammy Wynette is Hank's Mom? and Burt Reynolds is M.F. Thatherton vvv It's the episode where Bobby took "Peer Counseling" and used it to date girls he liked. vvv Avarcirwen fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2010 around 19:04 |
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CharlesWillisMaddox posted:Every time Dale lifts his clip-ons, squints and says something makes me laugh. Dale: While I was blacked out was anything removed from or inserted into me? Hank: Dale! You're alive! Dale (daedpan): Answer the question.
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Capsaicin posted:I forgot how good Patch Boomhauer is as an episode. The dirty look Boomhauer shoots Bill when he says "Katherine, is it not!?" is great, and then Khan saying "Blunderbusses! 20 paces!" is probably one of my favorite Khan moments. It was...dang ol'..Hank! Hank loves hookers! vvv I also love that their idea of a party song is "The Joker" vvv Avarcirwen fucked around with this message at Jan 19, 2010 around 00:41 |
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michigan jack posted:I really appreciate the humor of Dale in the earlier seasons (as well as the later seasons), although I suppose the change in humor style and pacing really happened to the whole show over the seasons. Yeah, Dale was always great with those throw away one liners. "He's already got the black vote, Earl, and the gay vote, Earl." EDIT: That reminds me, I really love how, except when the episode concerns it, they never made a big deal about things like sexual orientation or ethnicity. Avarcirwen fucked around with this message at Jan 21, 2010 around 00:59 |
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Rusty Shackelford posted:It'd better be self-cleaning. Because I'm about to vomit.
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Cherryburst posted:"Debbie's got the yuppie flu and Hector has something called priapism... he wants a roomier work station and a view of Debbie." Well, right now I'd kill for a big fat blind gay guy if we could just get some dammed work done around here!
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Parachute posted:"Bobby, if we're going to get through this, you cannot ask me questions like that". It's like a tire fire, trying to put it out just makes it worse, you just gotta let it burn; grab a beer and let it burn. vvv Carl Moss is every school administrator I've ever known. vvv Avarcirwen fucked around with this message at Feb 19, 2010 around 07:50 |
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Loomer posted:"Itching. Itching. Stinging. Burning. Burning. Intense burning... And Blindness." Hank get your hose...NOW ARGHHWOIHKFOUGEUWKFPP
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Parachute posted:This, or when she added then crossed out "Teach bird to talk" off of her to-do list for the day. That's funny, but the best part of that episode is when she rolls up on that crime scene. "What do we got?"
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Suben posted:That's basically every episode with Principal Moss. Sorry Hank, alternative PE was canceled. Some parents found out their kids were just playing video games, threatened to form an "action committee", scared the hell out of the district.
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| # ¿ Mar 15, 2010 20:11 |
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Skadi posted:"Councilman Fred Ebert owes me a favor. I voted for him. Wasn't it because he had a "Yield" sign removed?
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I just realized that the episode about the water park is called "Four Wave Intersection". As a CS major that warms the cockles of my heart.
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| # ¿ Apr 5, 2010 02:12 |
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Oolarg posted:I'm watching the episode where Bobby sees Luanne naked right now. So many good quotes. You forgot the best one: "I must admit I am surprised by the results, I thought I would at least have my own support. Well what're you gonna do." Avarcirwen fucked around with this message at Apr 18, 2010 around 06:28 |
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Adrenochrome posted:Bonus screenshot. Who is this dashing lad doing pull ups? I guess I forgot about the Bill Bill used to be.
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Suben posted:"Mark Soto didn't need to be funny, he had credibility. YOU'D better be funny." I love Emily, she's just so official. "Stay out of this sir, our beef's not with you."
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