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Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
Canon 1200mm f/5.6L EF USM Only $120,000 - used - comes with free lens cover!

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Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

But it's true! Anyone have a link to a thread where people actually go on about this?

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
Looks like I will have unrestricted access after hours to shoot the 2010 Supernationals car show here in Albuquerque.

http://www.thesupernationals.com/

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

dreggory posted:

"This was frame 39 on a 36-exposure roll of film. Digital doesn't even go to frame 39 or even the 37th frame; when you fill your card or your buffer, you're bonked. Worse, with digital, you pay for a 4GB card, but it only holds 3.8GB. What's up with that?"

:psyboom: Reading his newer posts is morbidly fascinating; It's like staring into the abyss.

What a loving idiot. If he really believes this poo poo he is insane.

EDIT: Is this the guy who said Nikon made a one of a kind left hand camera for him or something like that?

Whitezombi fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jan 22, 2010

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
Holy crap that was funny - made my day.

I really want that lens.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Interrupting Moss posted:

To continue the "Photo stores around me are awful" saga, I called a different store and asked the owner "Do you have a 52mm-77mm step up ring?" His response: "Oh you'll have to have 52mm special made, 55mm is the standard."

Yesterday I went to a store that I just found out about. They wanted $186 for a fairly OLD & USED Vivitar 283 flash and then argued with me about it being safe to use on my 50D. Depending on when the flash was made they can have a trigger voltage of 9V to 600V!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Cross_ posted:

That seems a bit high, 1990 Vivitars supposedly have up to 300V trigger (continuous) voltage.

From what I read it depends on where and when they were made.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I'm only 6'4". :(

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Dr. Cogwerks posted:

There's a topless march going on in my city today. Female toplessness is legal in Maine.

Coincidentally, I don't think I've ever seen so many skeevy dudes with telephotos roaming the streets.

Which lens did you use?

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

orange lime posted:

I believe in going to ridiculous lengths for what you're passionate about, but not in being blatantly stupid about it. The guy didn't even wear a goddamn wetsuit.

He probably walked down to the Nguruman Hills Wetsuit Emporium and found that it was closed due to lack of sales.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
10. Does the photographer know how to count to ten?

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I decided to go in a different direction with my portfolio site.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Reichstag posted:

What the hell are you walking around with a 400 2.8 for?

Because he can.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
HDR photos. They are the Thomas Kinkade of photography.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

orange lime posted:

[e]


GOD loving DAMNIT I was going to make that exact comparison yesterday and I didn't because I thought it wasn't quite accurate.

Wasn't mine - some dude from that thread.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

pwn posted:

High Dynamic Range is High Dynamic Range. The term for whatever that crap is ought to be different; "HDR" never should have been co-opted in the first place. Call it Candyland Contrast Explosion or something.

I think poo poo works best.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

craigslist dumbass posted:


Albuquerque-based photographer needed for a 1 to 2 week gig of taking digital pictures (exterior) of dining and nightlife venues. Looking for someone who knows Albuquerque & its nightlife scene well (not necessarily a partier, but just someone who is in tune with where people go). Pro photography experience is not necessarily required, just a quality digital camera & availability to complete the task within 2 weeks.
Please respond by email if you meet these criteria & would like more info.

* Location: Albuquerque
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $0.50 per picture


Sign me up.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

torgeaux posted:

Is it $.50 per picture accepted or per picture provided? Because if it's the latter, I'm willing to fly in and fill up a few 16 gig cards for the guy.

gently caress you guys. I just bought 10 128GB compact flash cards.

I emailed and asked but I bet it's for each one accepted and used.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I got a reply.

Max posted:


Hi Whitezombi,

It's $0.50 per picture, and generally we accept every picture (1 per venue) submitted for venues we support.

Here's the general info.

Thanks for writing in regards to the photography contract position. I just wanted to give you some more details to see if you would be interested in potentially taking this project on. Based on the info in your email it sounds like you'd be great for this project.

A little about us: We are a web start-up (https://www.gotime.com), which is based in Seattle and is rapidly expanding to cities across the US. If you go to the site you can get a feel for what we do, as well as see the types of pictures we're looking for by clicking the "Bars, Clubs, & More" or "Restaurants" tabs near the top-center of the page.

The photography gig consists of taking pictures and then uploading them to our website. All the pictures are exterior pictures of the venues' signs. The payment is $0.50 per photo uploaded to the site. We have been doing this in many of the major cities in the US and have found that two weeks is plenty of time to get the majority of venues in a city photographed.

Our ideal candidates have a good amount of free daytime hours and are also very familiar with their cities, especially in regards to nightlife & restaurants.

If this sounds like a project you'd be interested in and capable of completing given the timeframe, let me know & we can set up a phone interview.

Thanks,
Max

I'd be great for the project!!!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I'm being a smartass - no way in hell would I do this.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

torgeaux posted:

You should almost pay them for all the great exposure this will give you.

I think I may email him and tell him exactly that.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

RangerScum posted:

I think it's hilarious how a strong majority of people who bitch about HDR photos don't even know the correct terminology for things and in turn look like fools. I try and post corrections every once in a while... this is literally the ONLY part of photography that turns me into a cranky old man when people get it wrong.

HDR = High Dynamic Range

Forget the part where it says High, lets just focus on "Dynamic Range."

To learn about dynamic range, check out this site for a readup, and check out this site to see picture examples.

Dynamic range is a good thing. Take a look at Ansel Adams' landscapes. Pretty much all of them have a high dynamic range and as a result pretty much all of them look awesome. Ansel Adams didn't use photoshop and photomatix to achieve these results, he just shot medium/large format which allow a much higher dynamic range than smaller film formats. (He also was great in the bedroom darkroom.)

No no, nobody hates HDR. People hate tone mapping.


Since this is a photography forum that doesn't put up with much stupidity, I don't understand why people allow this pretty significant misunderstanding to keep being spread around without trying to instead educate people.

Yes - I am a fool. Whatever the gently caress you want to call it. I still think the photos everyone posts and calls HDR look like poo poo.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

RangerScum posted:

I'm just saying you of all people might want to call it the right thing since a lot of your B&W landscapes are HDR. You remind me of the blind black KKK leader from the Chapelle Show.

It's pretty simple guys. I am calling the lovely photos that people call HDR exactly what they are - poo poo. I think there is a pretty big difference between those photos and my landscapes. I also think that I have a pretty good idea of what dynamic range is based on those photos.

Yes - me thinking lovely HDR photos are poo poo is exactly like a black man being the leader of the KKK.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

RangerScum posted:

Hey guys it was a joke about a funny skit that was kinda similar to the situation guys but alright. :)

Yes there is a big difference between lovely tone-mapped images and some of your landscapes. I guess it puzzles me why nobody wants to call it the right thing and then get downright hostile about it when it's brought up.

It is a funny skit.

William T. Hornaday posted:

It seems to me that the issue is not HDR vs. tone mapping, but rather good vs. lovely application of each.

Bingo.


Do a google image search for HDR and you will see what I mean. Seems to be a lot of confused people out there.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

rear end is my canvas posted:

Paul C. Buff announces new polarizer-

http://www.paulcbuff-techforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=538

Yeah, that'll show em.

gently caress you Cali - I don't want your drat money. Great business plan.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

dakana posted:

My suspicion is that, as we speak, governors of around 28 middle American states are considering mass secession into the new Confederate States of America. If this happens, it won't be like the civil war These states have the real power today, the energy resources, the workforce and constitutional attitude, the military might and the will to remove big government and public unions and corruption from their lives. If this should happen, the seceding states will become what America once was - a global superpower, while the remaining liberal states will sink into the Socialist/Marxist status Europe is headed for.

I'm not encouraging this or promoting it, but if people like myself (and yes, Glenn Beck and Fox and others) don't start taking action, either this or anarchy will result and we will all lose.

Wow.

So what's a good alternative to Alienbees?

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

TsarAleksi posted:

Honestly the immigration commentary is crazy but not really that outside of the normal kinds of nuts.

This stuff on the other hand...

Holy poo poo.




"Alien Bees - Rock and Roll and Me"

by Paul Conrad Buff - Coming Soon

The definative autobiographical novel of the life of Paul Conrad Buff (1936 - )
How he succeded by the seat of his pants in the music business, audio equipment manufacturing, photo equipment manufacturing, publishing and art following the adage "Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention" and a belief in the power of amateurs.

Includes childhood adventures, Marines, Pal Recording Studios days with Frank Zappa, Original Sound Studio with Art Laboe, Allison Research Inc., Valley People Inc, Paul C. Buff Inc - White Lightning & AlienBees, Different Strokes Art Gallery and more.

Suitable for ages 14 and up

Hardcover with pictures

Whitezombi fucked around with this message at 18:11 on May 10, 2010

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

orange lime posted:

:aaaaa:

These can't be real, right? This cover is hilariously bad. Why is it that people who are purportedly good photographers can have NO IDEA what makes an image looks good when it's not a photo?



You forgot The River Book II...Electric Boogaloo


He probably gives his employees these as gifts for Christmas.

Whitezombi fucked around with this message at 18:51 on May 10, 2010

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

pwn posted:

Different Strokes Art Gallery

He's a man of means whose got nothing but his jeans and he's gonna move the world.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I love Craigslist!

Craigslit posted:

I need someone to assist me with Post-production work........Touching up photos, cropping, using Photography software I use several different programs
the Pay is $50 per assignment......anyone interested i will need to know your experience, any photography background

I replied just to see what they would say.


I want poo poo for basically free posted:

Thanks for the response,

I hope this is a better explanation

You can either work at the Photography Studio or you can work at your home
The compensation is $50 per project as needed (This is not an hourly Position) After reviewing your work you will paid $50

I would have you go through the photos of the Weddings that I shoot, you would go through the photos of the Ceremony, and the Reception will be anywhere from 200-400 photos

I need to have them cropped, color correction, Contrast, red eye removal, maybe add some light to the photos
I don't want you to spend a lot of time to each photo maybe a minute or 2 on each I want you to get through them quickly as possible
I want the photos to look their best
and blemish correction for those that have skin blemishes......

You would be required to sign a wavier that you don't own the photos, you are allowed to work on them only,
can use with permission from me for a price if you ever wanna use a few.......

Let me know if this interests you

P.S. I also have a Photography and Modeling group that you might be interested in join if you wanna get more experience in Photography

Photomasters
Photography by James E.

P.S. Sign me up - 6-8 hours worth of work for $50! Hell Yeah!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

scottch posted:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/picture/2010/apr/26/eyewitness-montpellier-france-fishing-carp

This is being passed off as a "true" photo, but I can't see how he could do it without compositing, in which case it would have to be completely staged, wouldn't it?


To the right of the photo -> Pro tip This photograph was obviously taken with specialist underwater equipment with a wide angle lens and a small aperture for a deep depth of field. However underwater protection boxes are now surprisingly inexpensive.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

spf3million posted:

It's time for another round of What Would You Take? I'm going to spend a few days hiking around around Huashan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Hua. What gear would you take? I have available:
5d2
450d/Xsi
Tamron 18-270
Sigma 10-20
Canon 35/2
Canon 50/1.8
Canon 135/2
tripod

Major considerations are weight, bulk, and obviously taking pictures.

For weight and bulk:

Xsi
Sigma 10-20
Canon 135/2
Get a walking stick that has monopod camera mount.


For real.:

I would take everything and stuff it in my KATA HB-207 pack and have room to spare. Also the walking stick.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Its sexy Soviet design:



That is sexy. :gizz:

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

squidflakes posted:

This probably counts as advice, but I'm now officially out of the hospital and off bed rest, and I need to get out and take pictures.

The problem is, I could give a poo poo about that right now. I have no motivation, no drive, no nuttin.

So what up Dorkroom, how do you get your spark back?

Take your camera and go for a long walk. I ALWAYS find something to shoot when I do that.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

squidflakes posted:

Long walks are out till my leg stops swelling. Short walks are ok though. I'll have to see what I can see. Thanks!

I have a bad knee so I understand. Drive somewhere new and take a short walk. Try going somewhere out of your comfort zone. Sometimes I just drive until something catches my eye. Make sure you take pen and paper so you can write down locations that you find interesting but cannot shoot at that time.

Everything that brad listed.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
Cuban Polaroid.

Make posted:

It was a wooden box with the bellows and lens from a folding camera mounted at one end with a complete darkroom inside. Using photographic printing paper the photographer would expose a sheet of paper for the negative, develop, stop, and fix it inside the camera, then put a copy stand on the camera and photograph the negative (to obtain a positive), develop, stop, and fix, then wash the final print in a coffee can of water attached to his homemade tripod.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I never left 0% and I am nearing death.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I read a blog once where they did all kinds of things to CF cards and they had a pretty hard time making them not work. They froze them, put them in beer, water, washer and dryer, ran over them with a car, baked them in the oven, etc. They were able to get the data off the cards in every instance.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Helmacron posted:

I like to think it's purchasing an excellent off-road vehicle and purchasing tires adequate for what you want to do, and not going out and getting enormous mud terrains so you vibrate stupid on the freeway, void your cheap insurance or pay for that insurance that makes your hackles rise because you're getting rear end hosed.

And then, when you do go drive around in the bush, once every two months, you drive really timidly through puddles and you say to your passenger "oh no, oh no I'm not going to do that one, look how deep it is, I know I have a snorkel but that is just way to deep, yeah, that guy in the shittier car is going through it, but I'll go around, I don't need to go through things when I can go around" and then you get so hosed up the first night on schmirnoff and caffienated alcoholic drinks you can't function the next day, and you hang your head out the side flap of your tent and just vomit and retch until your stomach lining is coming out of your nose and your puke is fluro green.

You manage to rouse yourself that night, and cook some dinner with your girlfriend, but you can't say much, can't even stand the sight of drink, and the next day you get up early and go home.

We need to party.

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Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Glass Knuckles posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stzmHm6eF-0

Call me a rube, but I ain't never seen someone screw a pizza into wood before.


"I've done many cheese-pulls in my day."


I guess it takes 150 people to polish a turd.

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