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I enjoy buttsex, both giving and receiving. I saw a video of some guy (It might have been the Goatman, I'm not sure) buttfucking himself. Since it would be like being a top and a bottom at the same time, I decided to give it a shot. My method I've been using so far is as follows: I work my way up to a semi. Nothing fancy, it's still floppy, but with some extra length. I stretch it out to where it reaches my rear end in a top hat. I try pushing in the head, but by this time I either lose my erection since it's hard to massage your dick when it's running along your taint or I get too horny and it starts to hurt. Then I give up and I really don't want to masturbate because my dick smells like poop and I use saliva to lube up. The second problem is really the one I want a solution to. Ideally I'd like to get a full erection and orgasm inside my own rear end, but my dick isn't that flexible. Is there a way to increase dick flexibility? I don't want to damage anything. Has anyone else had success with this? I can suck myself, but that's more spine flexibility than dick flexibility although you need to reposition it since an erection comes at your mouth at a weird angle. Basically what I'm saying is I'm no stranger to pleasuring myself with body parts other than my hand so I figure I could probably make this work with some advice. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 19:46 |
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| # ? Jun 19, 2013 22:17 |
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 I really hope this is a fakepost. Seriously dude? 
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 19:48 |
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You'll have to cut your balls off.
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 19:50 |
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Find another man who won't be missed. A hobo works good for this. Lop off his dick. Cut the end off his now-severed dick. Now this is where it gets tricky because you have to cut off the end of YOUR cock. Quickly, before too much blood loss, sew the length of hobo-wang onto your dick then sew the end of the your dick back on. If you've done it right, you've now lengthened your penis by a few inches and self-buttsex is possible! Enjoy.
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 19:52 |
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Two words, my friend: Mop handle. I have a mop handle up my rear end right now and it's fantastic.
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 19:57 |
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Google Image Search (safesearch off): loopback Also if you succeed (You've already mentioned you suck seed.  ), when people tell you "Go gently caress yourself", you can.
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 20:05 |
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Another idea is to get the device from the videgame, Portal. You cast one portal on a pillow, and the other portal on the base of a chair. Then you can literally gently caress yourself in the rear end by moving the pillow back and forth. 
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 20:08 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtcfguCuHkk A video on how to go f*ck yourself. Thats what you want right?
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 20:09 |
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Cucumbers anyone?
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 20:09 |
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| # ? Jun 19, 2013 22:17 |
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Noni posted:Two words, my friend: Mop handle. You can get some cleaning done too!
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| # ? Aug 20, 2009 20:11 |
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