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Broken Knees Club
Aug 26, 2007


BRONY SPOTTED

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0 posted:

holy poo poo

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!



mod sassinator posted:

when i was adopting my cat they brought in a batch of 5 new black kittens and put them in a cage. the kittens were huddled in the corner so you just saw this mass of black fur with eyes sticking out everywhere lol

Trig Discipline posted:

i dunno, could have been a baby beholder

A fuzzy lad who preens well.

ulilileeloo dallas
Nov 20, 2008


fyoz0r postoyevsky posted:

multiple Bigs in the next room... he, hissed at you. WHat did he say?

He said "I can smell ur nip"

Ah yes... I myself cannot.

seriously its like nobody quoted this post all weekend. that is a crime.

i def just read through the entire book in 2.5 days on my phone

jigglemistress69
Aug 6, 2005




fuuuuuuuuck this owns

http://www.moderncat.net/2011/08/07...-key-operation/

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte



Camera phone dump

If you pet Fergus enough he tongue stickin out



He won't touch the catbed we got him but the dog bed will do just fine



We got Reuben a new collar with Skulls and Crossbones on it to continue the pirate theme and also it's like a danger warning since he likes to bite the hand that pets him. You can kinda see it even though he is in his Invisibility Chair



I got Snuggies from Woot and they sent random colors; both of mine turned out to be leopard print. They're comfy as hell and I found out that if I sort of twitch it into a rough bowl shape Reuben will sleep on it. I woke him up with pets and he started making biscuits and skrait-up nursing on the snuggie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFtEvFUvT0Y

Cattes cattes cattes cattes

iceslice
May 20, 2005


PipeRifle posted:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFtEvFUvT0Y

Cattes cattes cattes cattes

oh my gato. I thought your cat was sleep pawning, but I get it now.

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte



Also this



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ated-glass.html

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

SEE MORE NOW at hinchtown.com

WARNING! Web Content Unrated!


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Only registered members can see post attachments!

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Au contraire, mon capitaine! Heee's back!


devmd01 posted:

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nice dick

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004


EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN



I used a fountain for a while but my cat kept clogging the filter with her hair constantly and the pump motor just burnt out eventually

just sayin long hair cats can be a mess sometimes

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

Vavao lenei pua'i fou pulou tama'i gosi :3



i still need to buy one of those automatic feeders. any recommendations

PI recommended one but it was like 400 bucks and you had to manually program its timings and there was no persistent memory so the first time it lose power all of your settings are lost.

Sudo Echo
Mar 1, 2011



A Curvy Goonette posted:

i still need to buy one of those automatic feeders. any recommendations

PI recommended one but it was like 400 bucks and you had to manually program its timings and there was no persistent memory so the first time it lose power all of your settings are lost.

need to make a wifi-capable feeder with an iOS app

"siri feed my catte"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

He's AWESOME!


law abiding rapist posted:

need to make a wifi-capable feeder with an iOS app

"siri feed my catte"
catte starves because siri can't connect

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE


A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

Vavao lenei pua'i fou pulou tama'i gosi :3



this fall your history

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE


this fall you're history

dunkman
Jun 27, 2003



Not excusing the rear end in a top hat kid, but it looks like the cat possibly scratched him first since he has that big cry baby look on his face first. Good cat.

edit: if you have to physically restrain your cat for whatever reason (playing too rough, etc) does he ever get revenge on you later through violence? i don't mean pooping in your shoe. sometimes esteban tries too hard to get at random thing on my bookshelf and starts knocking poo poo over, and i go to remove him from the shelf, and he goes into super defense mode and gets hella violent and bitey, and I just suck it up and move him to like the bathroom for 5 minutes to calm down.

then like 45 minutes later, i walk by him lazing on the carpet and all of a sudden i have a cat attached to my legs by the teeth.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010





PipeRifle posted:

I got Snuggies from Woot and they sent random colors; both of mine turned out to be leopard print. They're comfy as hell and I found out that if I sort of twitch it into a rough bowl shape Reuben will sleep on it. I woke him up with pets and he started making biscuits and skrait-up nursing on the snuggie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFtEvFUvT0Y

Cattes cattes cattes cattes

when Ici gets into SUPER KNEAD MODE she'll hold her nose/mouth against one spot but she's not trying to actually nurse on the fabric. she just gets all zenned out on that spot, and if you pet her it breaks her biscuit rhythm.

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte



fork bomb posted:

when Ici gets into SUPER KNEAD MODE she'll hold her nose/mouth against one spot but she's not trying to actually nurse on the fabric. she just gets all zenned out on that spot, and if you pet her it breaks her biscuit rhythm.

Oh no the patches Reuben has is face on are straight up damp afterwards, he's at least drooling if not suckling

Sudo Echo
Mar 1, 2011



dunkman posted:

Not excusing the rear end in a top hat kid, but it looks like the cat possibly scratched him first since he has that big cry baby look on his face first. Good cat.

edit: if you have to physically restrain your cat for whatever reason (playing too rough, etc) does he ever get revenge on you later through violence? i don't mean pooping in your shoe. sometimes esteban tries too hard to get at random thing on my bookshelf and starts knocking poo poo over, and i go to remove him from the shelf, and he goes into super defense mode and gets hella violent and bitey, and I just suck it up and move him to like the bathroom for 5 minutes to calm down.

then like 45 minutes later, i walk by him lazing on the carpet and all of a sudden i have a cat attached to my legs by the teeth.

your cat is just an rear end in a top hat.

a super adorable rear end in a top hat.

dunkman
Jun 27, 2003



law abiding rapist posted:

your cat is just an rear end in a top hat.

a super adorable rear end in a top hat.

He knows he's not allowed to chew on my headphones, and I recently brought a pair out I hadn't used in a while which is thicker than he normally chews on. So he'll basically sit right on top of it (right next to me on my desk), and when I'm not looking, watch me with his eyes and put his mouth on the cord. When I 'catch' him and say something, he spits it out and is all 'but I'm not chewing on it, i'm just sitting here' and rolls over a bit. then 30 seconds later i see him trying to stuff the cord in his mouth, and 'catch' him again, and he looks me in the eyes and does the 'batting away' motion as if he's just playing with it, and not trying to stuff it in his mouth. I had to put them away for fear of them being eaten in the night.

he is why i can't have nice things.

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT
Oct 12, 2008

this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"


get some of that bitter/sour pet deterrent spray

get an old black ethernet/usb cable, cover it in deterrent

lay it over your headphones so he thinks it's the headphone cable

Sudo Echo
Mar 1, 2011



dunkman posted:

He knows he's not allowed to chew on my headphones, and I recently brought a pair out I hadn't used in a while which is thicker than he normally chews on. So he'll basically sit right on top of it (right next to me on my desk), and when I'm not looking, watch me with his eyes and put his mouth on the cord. When I 'catch' him and say something, he spits it out and is all 'but I'm not chewing on it, i'm just sitting here' and rolls over a bit. then 30 seconds later i see him trying to stuff the cord in his mouth, and 'catch' him again, and he looks me in the eyes and does the 'batting away' motion as if he's just playing with it, and not trying to stuff it in his mouth. I had to put them away for fear of them being eaten in the night.

he is why i can't have nice things.

so basically your cat wears the pants, got it

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



Internaut! posted:

business catte 3.0





stealing this for next year

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



PipeRifle posted:

Oh no the patches Reuben has is face on are straight up damp afterwards, he's at least drooling if not suckling

Kasumi does this too. She purrs loud as hell and just works the side of her cat bed like a professional baker.

Jek Tono z0rkins
Oct 31, 2011



fork bomb posted:

biscuit rhythm.

Jek Tono z0rkins
Oct 31, 2011



Nitr0 posted:



i hate children ... ungh

Jek Tono z0rkins
Oct 31, 2011



Jek Tono z0rkins
Oct 31, 2011



hdr cat will kill ur family

*~fartz~*

dunkman
Jun 27, 2003



oh no steebs!

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??


Nitr0 posted:



thanks this is probably the 3rd or 4th tiem this has been posted in yospos !!!

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

it is really weird looking at pictures of my catte from the weekend i adopted him, he's like a totally different animal

thaddeus the four-month old alley kitten with shelter crud and a tummy full of crappy science diet dry food:



thaddeus the six-month old apartment kitten with a fluffy coat and living the high life of weruva canned food and table scraps:

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE


iamthejeff posted:

thanks this is probably the 3rd or 4th tiem this has been posted in yospos !!!

thanks! smd

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006



Elotana posted:

it is really weird looking at pictures of my catte from the weekend i adopted him, he's like a totally different animal

thaddeus the four-month old alley kitten with shelter crud and a tummy full of crappy science diet dry food:



thaddeus the six-month old apartment kitten with a fluffy coat and living the high life of weruva canned food and table scraps:



cats: they plump when you feed 'em

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002




I'm really loving going to miss my friend's dwarf cattes.

But I'm going to see my normal cattes in a couple hours.

dunkman
Jun 27, 2003



I want to get bengals and dwarf cats and water cats and servals and poo poo, but for free and/or spca fees, not from breeders.

edit: a friend of mine got 3 bengals from LeAnn Rimes I think, who had to give them up when she went on tour.

dunkman fucked around with this message at Oct 31, 2011 around 23:15

Neu
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.


I think Bigsby has had worms for a while based on his pot belly and some weird breathing he does sometimes. Post-poo poo earlier I saw 2 crawling around his rear end so I immediately went and got wormer medication from the store. I gave him a "high dose" in his food(1/2 tbsp per 5lbs, I gave him nearly 2tbsp in his food), which he ate most of, and I'll do it again in 12 or so days, then probably again 20 or so days later. Also gonna clean his litter box after every dose just to be sure.

That poo poo is disgusting, when you see worms on their rear end, gently caress.

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004



Neu posted:

I think Bigsby has had worms for a while. Post-poo poo earlier I saw 2 crawling around so I immediately went and got wormer medication from the store. I gave him a "high dose" in his food, which he ate most of, and I'll do it again in 12 or so days, then probably again 20 or so days later. Also gonna clean his litter box after every dose just to be sure.

That poo poo is disgusting, when you see worms on their rear end, gently caress.

go the vet, no poors in the cat thread

Neu
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.


lmfao Im' not going to the vet for an OTC cat medication. $7 vs $75+, haha.

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MachDecimal
Aug 14, 2009



Janin posted:

get some of that bitter/sour pet deterrent spray

get an old black ethernet/usb cable, cover it in deterrent

lay it over your headphones so he thinks it's the headphone cable

and then hide and film the outcome

but beware of his revenge

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