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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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How could I tong a catte who greets me in the morning like this?

# ¿ Jan 31, 2012 16:26

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# ¿ May 24, 2013 03:57

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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graph posted:

excuse me josh lyman im going to need to see the full extent of that tailfloof

Leo is on the right, but CJ on the left is fluffier:

# ¿ Jan 31, 2012 17:01

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Taerkar posted:

A very good page.

It's about to get better.

As requested, I present, The Tonging of the ~~Christ~~ Kitten

# ¿ Feb 1, 2012 19:30

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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I woke up to this IM from my roommate (he usually wakes up before me):

"I dreamt you adopted 3 more cats

and they were mean"

# ¿ Feb 2, 2012 18:19

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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haveblue posted:

was the cat alive or dead

If you want to read something that will REALLY blow your mind, check out the delayed choice quantum eraser experiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delaye..._quantum_eraser

# ¿ Feb 5, 2012 22:52

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Leo gives no fucks when he's trying to nap:

# ¿ Feb 5, 2012 22:53

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Deviant posted:

catte status: darting between couches.

Meow Mix is the worst. At least get him Purina One kitten formula.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 20:49

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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What I Woke Up To - Feb 8, 2012

# ¿ Feb 8, 2012 17:15

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Deuterieux posted:

that cat looks regal.

That cat ain't got poo poo on CJ:

# ¿ Feb 12, 2012 09:22

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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fork bomb posted:

that foot o.O

Polydactyls own when they make biscuits on your tummy.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2012 12:14

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bazaar apparatus posted:

i had a cat once, but he ran away last year

I can't imagine this cat running away from anything, unless by "away" you mean "toward" and by "anything" you mean a cheezburger.

I bet he was fun to cuddle though.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 19:26

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Seriouschat: dem cattes,

frelz?

# ¿ Feb 15, 2012 22:47

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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I'm not getting a response from PI so I'm hoping you guys can help.

My kittens were playing with me in bed this morning, and I found this "residue" on my sheets. I've seen it before. I would think they're flea eggs, but the sheer quantity of them

's me out. Plus, Google seems to say flea eggs are transparent. I don't think they're tapeworm eggs because the kittens don't have the residue on their butts.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2012 04:31

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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What are Sundays for if not catte cuddling?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2012 20:08

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2012 23:20

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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slingshot effect posted:

cattes are the only reason i still check tumblr

Come play with us.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2012 10:35

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Did someone say croissant?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2012 00:33

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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PipeRifle posted:

Okay I don't normally do "hey you stole my cat" but that cat looks SUPER A LOT like Fergus

Is this the Leo you're looking for?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2012 17:23

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Atasi posted:

You stole my fukken catte

# ¿ Feb 22, 2012 23:13

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 15:50

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Agatha Crispies posted:

get a cat prone to seizures; name it Adobe

I believe you mean Firefox.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 17:51

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Armadillos! posted:

I saw this pet store in Manhattan today. I was all hey that's some nice stuff in that wi... IS THAT A CAT IN THAT BASKET?! *grabs phone*

They are adorable:

sleeping

Get dat kitty. Get all the kitties!

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 23:24

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graph posted:

look at that escatgo

# ¿ Feb 28, 2012 02:13

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Photodump incoming. Here's the first batch:

# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 19:02

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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What's that? You want a bath? Ok, your sister first:

No escape.

Oh noes! What are you doing my sister?!

So little without fluff.

Your turn Leo!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 20:31

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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check dis fatte catte

check deez fluff cattes

# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 18:25

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Coffee Quack posted:

your orange cats are broken they are supposed to interlock while sleeping

loving hell, do you think american express warranty cover it?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 18:36

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Tunnelman posted:

Wanna adopt this catte

DO IT! We can be orange polydactyl buddies.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2012 01:55

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El Gar posted:

ok

ohhhkay?

pro catte. Pro post.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2012 03:16

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PipeRifle posted:

He dried off pretty quick and mostly just got his hind legs, it's not like he was soaked. But if you want to imagine a soaking fergus:

Why imagine when you can have?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2012 18:52

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ChairmanMeow posted:

These people who think cats are withdrawn have either just never paid attention to their cat or never tried to play risk.

I do not have pics of the many risk and monopoly destruction as they were far less amusing at the time.

Nice, I got that same squid from my secret santa:

# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 20:49

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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sup

# ¿ Mar 14, 2012 16:27

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Long hair is hard to groom:

# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 05:18

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dur posted:

that was also my experience with zoey and softclaws. now we just clip them every few days and she gives no gently caress.

Yeah, I made a point to start trimming Leo and CJ's front claws early so they would get used to it. They also like it when we cradle them like babies.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 21:16

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Star War Sex Butt posted:

that cat owns that loving town now

is it just me or is that cat super tiny?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 22:28

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Star War Sex Butt posted:

it'll turn in to this

that cat knows what's up

pro loving catte

# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 02:40

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009; What in God's name
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Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at Mar 21, 2012 around 20:27

# ¿ Mar 21, 2012 20:07

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PipeRifle posted:

Basically decided that if I ever find myself getting another cat, it's gonna be orange. Preferably floofy but not necessary. Orange cats bets cats. Sorry Reuben

Orange floof for you from all angles: