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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
I got a maine coon for free by saying 'here kitty kitty' when there was a dirty one hanging out by my old apartment.

he owns, he's smart as gently caress, he uses his paw like a spoon to eat stuff

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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

Sutch posted:

also why does a gis for maine coon produce loads of pics of loving huge cats

Because maine coons are loving huge

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSMCRD35ch4

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

Subjective Poison posted:

:3:


One of my cats looks exactly like that except fatter and with a kitler moustache...someone even pointed it out last time

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

She's been on there since that site started but there's no way to search.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

Powercrazy posted:

this is disturbing as hell

My cat bit me hard for no reason the first time I played this video, no lie

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

my cat slept on my pc chair last night (odd) and today she demands to sit in my lap at the computer

which is really weird for her, she's normally kind of aloof

one of my cats always steals the fuckin computer chair if I get up to go to the bathroom

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

Tom Collins posted:

solution: pee in a bottle

what if i have to poop

my wife found this kitten today. we wasted like an hour and a half trying to find the the big new $1.5m animal shelter. It wasn't that big. I walked in, asked whether they euthanized, they said yes. I said thank you and walked right back out.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

Rufo posted:

he was being serious



dad...? :negative:

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
I can't help but imagine a kitten saying your posts

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
Cats should be able to vote and obtain a driver's license.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
post made by an actual kitten:

=][h]ew,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,srrrrre

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

PREG NET posted:

post kitten in question

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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

martyFREEDOM posted:

put the cat in the box, grab it's paws, and kind of rub them into the clean litter like you are making them scratch it. they will usually put 2 and 2 together and poo there because they naturally want to go in dirt or sandy type things. also scrub down your window sill to get rid of any smells

You basically only to show a cat this once, and they'll get it, if they have any intention of making GBS threads in it. I just showed a kitten this like 2 days ago and he's using the box like a trooper now.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

martyFREEDOM posted:

well i had to show my kitten twice mostly because she grew way faster and got bigger then we had expected, so we bought a new litter box to accommodate her size (she was totally missing, pooping over the edge heh) and moved it from the front porch to the basement because she was big enough to navigate the stairs. she wouldn't go down there until i did the scratch in the box process again

I think I only have one cat that knows how to use it correctly. Most of them don't seem to grasp how exactly to cover over what they just did.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
I went outside to smoke earlier and when I got back inside the kitten had somehow managed to print out a Windows 7 help page.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
Kittens are so loving gassy...my kitten's nickname is little fart now

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
Jesus quit loving farting cat

fart snipe

:synpa:

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Jul 9, 2001
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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

Thug Bonnet posted:

cat be like bring me a bowl of food. wet food only. regal as a motherfucker

he looks like he's already had a couple of bowls

:420:

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
Why so much wood

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
Trevor's the chillest maine coon

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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

axolotl farmer posted:

How are you gentlemen?

aha

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSMCRD35ch4

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

rotor posted:

my catz are so dumb, if they saw a mouse they'd probably be friends with it or some poo poo :mad:

One of my cats found a baby snake in the house years ago and she was playing with it like it was some kind of mildly amusing toy. Snake was fine when we took it away from her so I warmed it up in my hands to give it some body heat and then put it outside.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

BARONS DEF CHARGER posted:



is that guy from maine?

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
I think cats just wake up every day and thank the CatGod that they weren't born human

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

LinuxGirl87 posted:

I wake up every day and thank HumanGod that I wasn't born you.

your loss, im baller

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

LinuxGirl87 posted:

Lol, no.

im actually that cat in the pringles can, gently caress you

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
maru has such a fat face

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
まるさん、いつもの箱を重ねて二段ベッド風にしてみたんですけど、どうですか?
Hey Maru! I pile cardboard boxes and made an high bed for you.
Did you like it?

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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001


ふんふん、これは紐ですね。

This is a string.



引っかかりましたよ!

It was caught on my tooth!

Maru's blog makes me go all :3:

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001


「ドア乗りに成功しました!」

Maru:[ I succeeded in stepping on the door! ]

そんな所に乗って、降りれなくなっても知りませんよ。

There is dangerous. How do you go down?



「大丈夫ですよ。降りるときはえーと、こっちのドアに――」

Maru:[ No problem! I should move to the next door......Oh no! it is impossible. ]




「た、助けてください……」

Maru:[ Please help me! ]


この後救助しました。
I saved him.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
肛門腺、絞られたー!!

I was squeezed my anus gland!!

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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
Our coon with light bloom

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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

flyboi posted:

they're supposed to have lynx-like ears with hair sticking out the top like dis


Look how wrong you are about coons.

This cat looks just like him and he's one of the example pics on the wikipedia article.

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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

flyboi posted:


sorry about your DLH hope you didn't buy from a breeder!

He's part coon then

Didn't get from breeder

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

Tatsujin posted:

my cat died last week :(

but i went to the shelter and got a nice tortie but she pooped herself on the way home. oh well

Same thing happened to me once bringing a girl home from the bar

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The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001

flyboi posted:

there is no part in cat breeds they aren't like dogs you have a domestic long hair buddeh

He's a Maine coon in spirit?

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