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regulargonzalez: Aug 18, 2006; It's not about the scheme. It's not about tricking somebody.

It's about dominating somebody.

HeebHustler posted:

NCAA Week 6 - wow deion sanders get the gently caress out of these young guys

# ? Oct 08, 2009 02:14

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# ? Feb 09, 2010 16:55

Zifnab: Aug 21, 2005; Hope Springs Eternal

MorningView posted:

The real reason so many of our games start at 11 AM is because people would die otherwise.

I started drinking at 9 AM for a noon game once, I felt like such an alcoholic

# ? Oct 08, 2009 02:17

sdot: Jan 21, 2005; Almost Heaven

WDIIA posted:

Speaking of beer and piss, I bought some of this Bud Light: Golden Wheat because I wanted to see how bad it is and holey moley. It's almost sorta tastes like a wheat beer, except with a terrible overpowering aftertaste

So it's just like you expect

I literally just saw a commercial for this and was pissed that I didnt order one last night at the bar for shits and giggles. Now I'm no longer pissed.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 02:18

StoolBot: Apr 17, 2003; They say I'm too hard
I'd rather be that than soft
Southern story teller
Will I stop it, Never
When I die my legacy gonna live forever

Zifnab posted:

I started drinking at 9 AM for a noon game once, I felt like such an alcoholic

cause you should have started at 10 the night before

# ? Oct 08, 2009 02:18

MorningView: Sep 02, 2006; You wouldn't like him when he's Angerer

Zifnab posted:

I started drinking at 9 AM for a noon game once, I felt like such an alcoholic

That is not nearly early enough. How the hell are you going to pass out in the stands, urinate in public, throw up on your fellow fans, or move backwards in time with only three hours of drinking?

# ? Oct 08, 2009 02:29

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001; Oh, who the hell is Jacqueline Onassis?

MorningView posted:

That is not nearly early enough. How the hell are you going to pass out in the stands, urinate in public, throw up on your fellow fans, or move backwards in time with only three hours of drinking?

sounds like a challenge

# ? Oct 08, 2009 02:43

St1cky: Aug 16, 2005

I may just start drinking tonight for the game tomorrow.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 02:43

PizzaDelivery: Jun 25, 2007; Not delivering pizzas since 1988

MorningView posted:

That is not nearly early enough. How the hell are you going to pass out in the stands, urinate in public, throw up on your fellow fans, or move backwards in time with only three hours of drinking?

Ye of little faith.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 02:57

Farking Bastage: Sep 22, 2007

UGA

Gonna be a long drawn out season. gently caress ref's, gently caress Mike Bobo, Glad Caleb King got his jaw broken.

All I really expect now is getting some of the younger guys ready... and maybe pulling a fuckyou upset on Florida

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:04

sdot: Jan 21, 2005; Almost Heaven

Zifnab posted:

I started drinking at 9 AM for a noon game once, I felt like such an alcoholic

There are people who are fans of east coast teams and live on the west coast. They have to get up at 6am to start drinking for noon games.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:05

Mach Won: Jun 17, 2004; We're the Red and White from State

CH3-CH2-OH posted:

I would be very upset if Chuck "loving" Amato somehow ended up the next HC at FSU. I mean, honestly, I'm not sure if Jimbo is the right man either but I'd take a sack of potatoes over dicklips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzpCU9FMEK0#t=7m20s

2006 sucked so bad, but that game against FSU was great and so was the BC game; I don't know if I'll ever see another drive like what Evans put on the field to take down BC. I really think the BC game made O'Brien want to come here.

Anyways, I'll never understand why FSU hired that clown back. We're still trying to recover.

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# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:10

HeroOfTheRevolution: Apr 26, 2008; Call me Elite

Mach Won posted:

2006 sucked so bad, but that game against FSU was great and so was the BC game; I don't know if I'll ever see another drive like what Evans put on the field to take down BC. I really think the BC game made O'Brien want to come here.

Didn't Ohliger miss an extra point and a couple twenty yard field goals in that game that would have made the last drive irrelevant?

Oh Ryan Ohliger, you were so good that you got replaced by a walk-on who had never played a down of football in his life, got into a barfight and kicked off the team because someone told you that you sucked (you do) while drunk so you hit him with a chair, and then transferred to Delaware but couldn't make their team as the kicker. So you transferred back to BC, for academics ostensibly. Ryan Ohliger.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:22

Cap N' Crunch: May 22, 2002; This...is...a...HOMEBOY!

Oh man, now I want an ASCII howard schnellenberger with pipe in the WORST way right now.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:26

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003

MorningView posted:

That is not nearly early enough. How the hell are you going to pass out in the stands, urinate in public, throw up on your fellow fans, or move backwards in time with only three hours of drinking?

shots and/or enema

Also, has tailgate drinking gotten bad recently, or is it only recently that people give a poo poo?

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:28

Mach Won: Jun 17, 2004; We're the Red and White from State

HeroOfTheRevolution posted:

Didn't Ohliger miss an extra point and a couple twenty yard field goals in that game that would have made the last drive irrelevant?

Oh Ryan Ohliger, you were so good that you got replaced by a walk-on who had never played a down of football in his life, got into a barfight and kicked off the team because someone told you that you sucked (you do) while drunk so you hit him with a chair, and then transferred to Delaware but couldn't make their team as the kicker. So you transferred back to BC, for academics ostensibly. Ryan Ohliger.

I don't remember. All I really remember from that game, aside from our retardedly good d-line, was all the fans leaving with about 3 minutes left in the game and my parents asking if we should leave. I said hell no, we're down by less than a touchdown and we're gonna get the ball back.

I remember Evans just letting the ball fly and Dunlap catching it. The stadium exploded.

We won one more game that season, but ultimately that was good because we finally got rid of Amato.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:29

Ray_: Sep 15, 2005; It was like the Colosseum in Rome and we were the Christians." - Bobby Dodd, on playing at LSU's Tiger Stadium

Zifnab posted:

I started drinking at 9 AM for a noon game once, I felt like such an alcoholic

Gameday is at 9am, kickoff is 7:10pm, I'll be drunk by the time Gameday goes on air.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:34

willwc: Jan 01, 2006; Who's got the ball?
Yo shawty, it's the B-back

Cap N' Crunch posted:

Oh man, now I want an ASCII howard schnellenberger with pipe in the WORST way right now.

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# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:35

MorningView: Sep 02, 2006; You wouldn't like him when he's Angerer

bewbies posted:

shots and/or enema

Also, has tailgate drinking gotten bad recently, or is it only recently that people give a poo poo?

It might be a little worse now, but not I don't think it's significantly so. Tailgating in Iowa City (and Iowa City in general, really) has always been pretty crazy.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:40

harperdc: Jul 24, 2007

Cap N' Crunch posted:

ASCII howard schnellenberger with pipe in the WORST way right now.

loving BEAUTIFUL. this must go in the OP of every gameday thread from here on out, quote if you're down.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:44

paperchaseguy: Feb 21, 2002; DONTFIREALGROH DOT COM

harperdc posted:

loving BEAUTIFUL. this must go in the OP of every gameday thread from here on out, quote if you're down.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 03:58

Big Piece O Shit: Jan 30, 2006

Yes, the Game Day OP definitely needs more things in it.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:05

Zifnab: Aug 21, 2005; Hope Springs Eternal

MorningView posted:

That is not nearly early enough. How the hell are you going to pass out in the stands, urinate in public, throw up on your fellow fans, or move backwards in time with only three hours of drinking?

We managed pretty well.

On a side note, UW might be starting 2 true freshmen and a redshirt freshman in our secondary next week

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:09

chair: Feb 27, 2008; He couldnt help himself, just had, basically, an orgasm after he scored.

harperdc posted:

loving BEAUTIFUL. this must go in the OP of every gameday thread from here on out, quote if you're down.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:12

OKCecil: Dec 09, 2003; Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Zifnab posted:

On a side note, UW might be starting 2 true freshmen and a redshirt freshman in our secondary next week

Can't be much worse than who was back there before.

Also, maybe it's just me, but I think those NCAA threads need to have the opening posts pared down a ton.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:18

Big Piece O Shit: Jan 30, 2006

OKCecil posted:

Can't be much worse than who was back there before.

Also, maybe it's just me, but I think those NCAA threads need to have the opening posts pared down a ton.

It's not just you.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:19

sdot: Jan 21, 2005; Almost Heaven

I dont mind once we get past page 1

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:21

CH3-CH2-OH: Oct 02, 2009; "We've always had somebody in trouble, somebody with grades. That's life. It's the way it is."

quote:

"Well I hope this is as good of game as last year, maybe different results though. Then again who knows what will happen when fsu steps on to the field. As for the bowden issue, i have talked enough about it just remember that at one point penn state tried to run out Joe Paterno when they went 5-7, 5-6, 9-4, 3-9, 4-7 from 2000-2004. Then in 2005-2008 they go 11-1, 9-4, 9-4, 11-2. He found a way to convince people to believe and then followed through, good coaches find a way to win. Bobby will find a way to win, just continue to have faith and don't let the people with the money do the talking. Be a true fan and just continue believing." - 46 minutes ago Matthew

This is from the Facebook pick em group I'm in (for FSU fans), and the guy's talking about the upcoming GT game. I mean, Matthew's not so much a crazy rear end in a top hat like you normally see on WarChant but Bobby's been a bad coach for well, almost 9 years. That's not even counting how badly his players have acted off the field, that poo poo's been going on forever.

Anyway, y'all know how I feel about Bobby so whatever

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:23

NoleCore: Oct 18, 2007; A New Level of Confidence ... and Power

OKCecil posted:

Can't be much worse than who was back there before.

was just about to say this, god drat.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:24

NoleCore: Oct 18, 2007; A New Level of Confidence ... and Power

CH3-CH2-OH posted:

This is from the Facebook pick em group I'm in (for FSU fans), and the guy's talking about the upcoming GT game. I mean, Matthew's not so much a crazy rear end in a top hat like you normally see on WarChant but Bobby's been a bad coach for well, almost 9 years. That's not even counting how badly his players have acted off the field, that poo poo's been going on forever.

Anyway, y'all know how I feel about Bobby so whatever

Did you get the email from T.K.?

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:25

Crotch Bat: Dec 06, 2003; Mike Vick is so 1999

OKCecil posted:

Can't be much worse than who was back there before.

Also, maybe it's just me, but I think those NCAA threads need to have the opening posts pared down a ton.

They're fine as is, noghri does a great job but gently caress if we need a monstrous ASCII to add to it.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:41

OKCecil: Dec 09, 2003; Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Crotch Bat posted:

They're fine as is, noghri does a great job

ehhhhhhh going to have to respectfully disagree here.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:53

willwc: Jan 01, 2006; Who's got the ball?
Yo shawty, it's the B-back

Yeah I don't really think the Schnellenascii is quite worthy of bloating the OP either

On the other hand, CryingOuBandChick.jpg -> ASCII...

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:55

jvick: Jun 24, 2008

Notre Dame got luuuucccccckkkkkkkyyyyyyy tonight with the refs. Washington's qb didn't play a great game at all, and really beat themselves. This was such a frustrating game to watch. The 2 consecutive goal line stances were crazy to watch, but WA again should have been able to score multiple times.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:55

The SARS Volta: Feb 13, 2002; Go Big Red

jvick posted:

Notre Dame got luuuucccccckkkkkkkyyyyyyy tonight with the refs.

That was an intense field hockey game, no doubt

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:58

OKCecil: Dec 09, 2003; Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

I really find it hard to blame the game (four days ago) on Locker. The defense couldn't do anything to stop Clausen and the offensive line seized up in the big moments. What more could Jake have done?

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:59

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; The Manzi.

jvick posted:

Notre Dame got luuuucccccckkkkkkkyyyyyyy tonight with the refs. Washington's qb didn't play a great game at all, and really beat themselves. This was such a frustrating game to watch. The 2 consecutive goal line stances were crazy to watch, but WA again should have been able to score multiple times.

He did it! He drank himself back in time!

# ? Oct 08, 2009 05:01

The SARS Volta: Feb 13, 2002; Go Big Red

How much would it take to get me back to around 4 p.m. CST on Sept. 19?

At least a couple bottles of decent scotch, I reckon

# ? Oct 08, 2009 05:02

Big Piece O Shit: Jan 30, 2006

Isn't it 1995 in Nebraska?

edit: Heh. 1995. That was the year I randomly picked to suggest Nebraska is trapped in the past -- obviously I've had some sort of subconscious trauma from that game.

Big Piece O Shit fucked around with this message at Oct 08, 2009 around 05:07

# ? Oct 08, 2009 05:04

The SARS Volta: Feb 13, 2002; Go Big Red

Big Piece O poo poo posted:

Isn't it 1995 in Nebraska?

edit: Heh. 1995. That was the year I randomly picked to suggest Nebraska is trapped in the past -- obviously I've had some sort of subconscious trauma from that game.

gently caress you, Bird. I'm still nostalgic for 2002, when passing was like a trick play 'round these parts

# ? Oct 08, 2009 05:08

Blankman: Jul 26, 2003; My name is Suh! How do you do?! Now you're gonna die!

Nefarious posted:

He did it! He drank himself back in time!

I thought I just stroked out for a minute.

SARS, get on IM

# ? Oct 08, 2009 05:09

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