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Godders: Jun 16, 2008

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Jesus? Pfff.

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 11:55

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# ? Nov 21, 2009 09:13

Sgs-Cruz: Apr 19, 2003; You just got BURNED!

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Jesus? Pfff.

Wow, that's really well done. Are those Warhammer characters?

# ? Oct 07, 2009 13:47

thegreatpob: Jul 23, 2006

Sgs-Cruz posted:

Wow, that's really well done. Are those Warhammer characters?

Heretic Tis the Emperah himself. (Yes they are)

# ? Oct 07, 2009 13:49

LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

"Suffer not the Heretic to live"
- Jesus H. Christ

# ? Oct 07, 2009 14:13

Sombrerotron: Aug 01, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Satan/Palpatine looks uncharacteristically pleased with the exposure of the LIEberal evils.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 14:30

Eurotrash: Jan 14, 2007; Captain Charisma

Sombrerotron posted:

Satan/Palpatine looks uncharacteristically pleased with the exposure of the LIEberal evils.

Because with the attention on the liberals his real work with the conservatives can go on unnoticed.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 14:37

MariusLecter: Sep 05, 2009

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Jesus? Pfff.

Oh drat, I am in love with this and you.

That kid better be careful what he reaches for.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 14:50

Godders: Jun 16, 2008

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Jesus? Pfff.

It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 15:04

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; Step 1: Score goals.
Step 2: ...
Step 3: Profit.

That's just begging for a Chaos shop now.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 15:40

Johnny Aztec: Jan 29, 2005

"The only solution for moral pollution is absolution through execution" : Benjamin Franklin

# ? Oct 07, 2009 16:23

Plethora: Aug 29, 2006

My thoughts in cartoon form:

# ? Oct 07, 2009 16:57

sirkowski: Jul 02, 2006; PWN IS NOT A WORD, JERK

Sgs-Cruz posted:

I didn't see it mentionned here, be the black Christian on the lower left is holding a book. The Five Thousand Year Leap, by W. Cleon Skousen, a Mormon conspiracy theorist and favorite author of Glenn Beck.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 19:44

Mooch and Earl: May 20, 2009; Intense Football League

I think you should give him a different book to hold.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 20:33

Gravel Gravy: Apr 03, 2008; One less of those types walkin the streets,
well tell the cops it was an accident.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Jesus? Pfff.

I'll never play the tabletop game, but Warhammer has got the best stuff ever. A halberd/gun/spike thing? gently caress yes!

# ? Oct 07, 2009 20:49

Zoinker: Jan 18, 2009; "He-Man HAS more power than Jesus!"

EDIT: Fixed leg fuckup.

Zoinker fucked around with this message at Oct 07, 2009 around 21:15

# ? Oct 07, 2009 21:01

Gorgo Primus: Mar 29, 2009; Socialism needs democracy as the human body needs oxygen.

Someone shop in quotes from these guys on their lack of faith (done pretty) and I swear I'll print it out and put it on my wall.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 21:55

Sir Juan: May 05, 2009

Shakespearean Beef posted:

Yeah, the original is here:

Anyone else think that the modern soldier's gun looks like he just took a picture of a real rifle and then used a photoshop transform tool to make it look like it was laying on the ground, and then traced it? It just looks like it's made of paper.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 22:02

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; It's inevitable. There's nothing you can do about it.

Since when was William H Macy a smug professor?

# ? Oct 07, 2009 22:16

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; Cress, cress, lovely lovely cress

Decrepus posted:

No, quit being a nerd. OH gently caress IT IS SATAN!

Even worse!

# ? Oct 07, 2009 22:54

Vulgus: Aug 03, 2005; How could this happen to me?

emminou posted:

I like how, rather than include Martin Luther King, he stuck in a loving soldier as a proxy instead.

Apparently he couldn't use MLK due to copyright laws..

"The black modern U. S. soldier is significant because originally I had painted Martin Luther King, but had to remove him because of copyright laws regarding the use of his image."

Taken from his list of symbolism.

Gorgo Primus posted:

Someone shop in quotes from these guys on their lack of faith (done pretty) and I swear I'll print it out and put it on my wall.

I second this. Especially if it is done on his really big source image.

# ? Oct 07, 2009 23:54

Eggplant Ronin: Apr 26, 2007; Smug Bastard since '85.

Which one is the Diddy and which one is the Mase?

# ? Oct 08, 2009 04:37

Sgt. Shaved Balls: Sep 06, 2006; You don't know what war is like.

Somebody should shop Washington's dick hanging out.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 05:27

emminou: May 25, 2006

Vulgus posted:

Apparently he couldn't use MLK due to copyright laws..

"The black modern U. S. soldier is significant because originally I had painted Martin Luther King, but had to remove him because of copyright laws regarding the use of his image."

Even so, depicting a soldier as a stand-in for King makes no sense - King's convictions about war were about as strong as his civils rights ones. It'd be like referencing Gandhi with an Indian soldier.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 06:22

Vulgus: Aug 03, 2005; How could this happen to me?

emminou posted:

Even so, depicting a soldier as a stand-in for King makes no sense - King's convictions about war were about as strong as his civils rights ones. It'd be like referencing Gandhi with an Indian soldier.

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you. Just pointing out his excuse.

(He probably figured MLK wasn't that important anyway..

)

# ? Oct 08, 2009 07:27

Billy Maize: Sep 22, 2008

Haha. I live in Utah and (big surprise) so does this guy. They just ran a story on him and this painting.

He seems like a douchebag.

http://connect2utah.com/content/news/story/?cid=55442

# ? Oct 08, 2009 14:35

Sgs-Cruz: Apr 19, 2003; You just got BURNED!

Connect2Utah posted:

The Artist says he is unapologetic, and says it was the Election of Barack Obama as president that inspired him to paint the picture.

I see we're directly translating from German here? Or is it the Fashion in Utah to write as if it were the seventeenth Century?

# ? Oct 08, 2009 15:06

ImhotepsServant: Jul 03, 2007; Trust me, I'm a scientist!!

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Jesus? Pfff.

The judge isn't crying. He's a psyker and saw the true face of the Emperor.

He's clawing his own eyes out.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 16:50

tooner: May 21, 2008

ALL HAIL THE HORNEY GEEK SEX DANCE!!!!

# ? Oct 08, 2009 17:17

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

I just saw the loving samurai.

Someone explain to me why this doesn't fall under idolatry?

# ? Oct 08, 2009 17:24

Nesnej: Nov 13, 2008; "Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Cowslips Warren posted:

I just saw the loving samurai.

Someone explain to me why this doesn't fall under idolatry?

Because Jesus.

Billy Maize posted:

Haha. I live in Utah and (big surprise) so does this guy. They just ran a story on him and this painting.

He seems like a douchebag.

http://connect2utah.com/content/news/story/?cid=55442

Good grief. He's like a bad caricature of a conservative artist.

Nesnej fucked around with this message at Oct 08, 2009 around 17:35

# ? Oct 08, 2009 17:28

Xenomorph: Jun 13, 2001; Serious Hardware

# ? Oct 08, 2009 17:28

klaivu: Aug 29, 2006

Large version: 2048x1382

Original version: 3200x2160 tiff file

e: Made slight changes. Modified the other book too. Added original.

klaivu fucked around with this message at Oct 08, 2009 around 21:22

# ? Oct 08, 2009 17:33

vonbaron: Nov 10, 2008

klaivu posted:

Large version:
Click here.

holy poo poo this is incredible

also, I got this quote from his Symbolism page.

quote:

I don't know for sure what he [Satan] looks like, but I know he is very real. He probably is good looking, but as a symbol for evil I chose to paint him dark and sinister.

literally sounds like it was written by a child

vonbaron fucked around with this message at Oct 08, 2009 around 18:01

# ? Oct 08, 2009 17:56

Mr. Fowl: Mar 08, 2008; It's not the law, but it's a damn good idea

klaivu posted:

Large version:
Click here.

You are without peer.

This is one of the greatest photoshops I have ever seen, in detail and quality.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 17:56

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007; The most punches
The slickest subs
The dirtiest urine
Ain't no bitch

klaivu posted:

Large version: 2048x1382

e: Made slight changes.

Cthulhu fhtagn ia ia!!

holy smokes thats a beautiful nightmarescape. Just beautiful.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 18:32

Samurai Sanders: Nov 04, 2003

Plethora posted:

My thoughts in cartoon form:

But the problem is, God has the ULTIMATE representation. He can condemn millions of people to death via fires, earthquakes, plagues, etc. but people still think he's an ok guy.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 18:42

rotinaj: Sep 05, 2008; It puts the lotion on the skinsuit...

God drat it, I'm so tired of the religious right acting like everything liberals ever do is evil and we're making Jesus cry and we're gonna burn in hell. gently caress. Whatever happened to political discourse being reasoned and thoughtful, not just "YOU'RE WHAT'S KILLING AMERICA! NO, YOU ARE!"? Both sides are as crazy in arguments, too.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 18:57

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008

klaivu posted:

Large version: 2048x1382

e: Made slight changes.

Oh now that is beautiful. Is that a Mi-go in place of Ronald Reagan? Would make sense I guess.

It'd be so cool to make a page like the original had. The judge totally needs 'Liberate tutame ex inferis' as his caption.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 18:59

BULBASAUR: Apr 06, 2009

Dude on the right is Bill Maher

# ? Oct 08, 2009 18:59

pokie: Apr 27, 2008

klaivu posted:

Large version: 2048x1382

e: Made slight changes.

Amazing! I love the work on all the detail; even the professor's book fits right in. I am a little surprised you left the other book untouched. Still, this is great work.

# ? Oct 08, 2009 19:22

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