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Sethex
Jun 2, 2008


We all know that Facebook is a useful tool for anonymously looking for that special someone in a bathing suit.

It is great as a mediocre messaging service, for catching women on the rebound, and getting you caught cheating.

We have all seen those pictures that have earned their click not for the low cut shirt but because you saw something that screamed 'WTF?'

People usually use their profile pic to market their sexual features, show the world that at some point more than one women was in a picture with a single man, or in this case demonstrate your face can rip space-time:



Second on our list:



Liking Warhammer is something no one else has to know:



Please do not post pictures of minors or people with 'medically diagnosed' handicaps please.

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oh ok
Oct 11, 2004

a warm curvy, sort of feminine object


This person is a friend of a friend on FB. I laugh every time her profile pic comes up in suggestions.

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Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


http://www.lamebook.com/ is full of this kind of poo poo.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


I don't know if this is work safe or not, depending on how gay your job is.


http://img.waffleimages.com/87c77e2...173_29807_n.jpg



I really don't know who this is or why she friended me.

Lenins Potato
May 8, 2008

I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND I ROUTINELY TALK TO TRANNIES
i pegged money mike

FogHelmut posted:

I don't know if this is work safe or not, depending on how gay your job is.


http://img.waffleimages.com/87c77e2...173_29807_n.jpg



I really don't know who this is or why she friended me.

She looks so sad.


iJay
Jul 6, 2005

Dolph Lundgren is awesome


FogHelmut posted:

I don't know if this is work safe or not, depending on how gay your job is.


http://img.waffleimages.com/87c77e2...173_29807_n.jpg



I really don't know who this is or why she friended me.
You know, if she would just lose half her weight but somehow keep those titties she would be really hot.

The Corporate
Jul 7, 2009



I have a Facebook-friend who used to have a profile pic of herself about to have/having sex. It wasn't explicit because she was still wearing all her clothes (except the obvious), but it was still a bit weird.

Even weirder was that it was taken by a third party.

TommyFilth
Aug 25, 2000

by Ozma


Lenins Potato posted:

She looks so sad.

Which is unfortunate, because I think the expression she was going for was "smoldering bedroom eyes".

advanced healing
Jan 10, 2009

Roselyn Bakery is the greatest bakery.

Facebook pictures are nice but I'd rather have some more facebook buddies.

nole
Jun 23, 2009


Lenins Potato posted:

She looks so sad.




The disproportions are kind of funny. Then they make me wonder what kind of visual defect makes someone dress up like that and only accentuate their ackward proportions further. Women in the 19th century used to wear corsests so they could look like hourglasses. Women in the 21st century pursue a more modern form: animu cosplay fat ostrich. I blame the 60's!

advanced healing
Jan 10, 2009

Roselyn Bakery is the greatest bakery.

Lenins Potato posted:

She looks so sad.




Why do girls in purple dresses always have nice bodies with man faces?

Ricky Caldwell
Sep 28, 2008


advanced healing posted:

Why do girls in purple dresses always have nice bodies with man faces?

YEAH LOOK AT DAT UGLY BITCH

edit: to contribute





To give you some context this guy regularly loses it on Facebook about how awful his life is and how he doesn't deserve it. He's just a big baby. It's so funny.

He has Indiana Jones "sequels" he's made. They're filmed by his Mom. If there's enough interest and someone can tell me how I'll host 'em.

Ricky Caldwell fucked around with this message at Oct 8, 2009 around 19:47

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

People sure do like to get angry about video cards and giant robots.


nole posted:

The disproportions are kind of funny. Then they make me wonder what kind of visual defect makes someone dress up like that and only accentuate their ackward proportions further. Women in the 19th century used to wear corsests so they could look like hourglasses. Women in the 21st century pursue a more modern form: animu cosplay fat ostrich. I blame the 60's!

Its all about the muffintop now.

i miss new wave
Aug 28, 2009

Caminare entre las piedras hasta que pase el temblor.


Lenins Potato posted:

She looks so sad.




Her legs are so skinny and shapely that it is really freaking me out. There is nothing more unfortunate than having such an awkwardly proportioned body, jeez.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


i miss new wave posted:

Her legs are so skinny and shapely that it is really freaking me out. There is nothing more unfortunate than having such an awkwardly proportioned body, jeez.

When you're lifting that kind of weight all day, your legs are gonna be in pretty good shape.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Ricky Caldwell posted:

YEAH LOOK AT DAT UGLY BITCH

She's not ugly, but she definitely has a man face, kind of like Michael Rapaport. Her friend appears to have someone else's legs Photoshopped over her real ones though, which is a bigger problem.

Ricky Caldwell
Sep 28, 2008


YeahTubaMike posted:

She's not ugly, but she definitely has a man face, kind of like Michael Rapaport. Her friend appears to have someone else's legs Photoshopped over her real ones though, which is a bigger problem.

I really don't see a manface. Maybe my eyesight is getting bad. Or the is strong in this thread.

advanced healing
Jan 10, 2009

Roselyn Bakery is the greatest bakery.

The man face is present. Perhaps a manly haircut photoshopped onto her would signify it more.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Well done, Hopkins!


FogHelmut posted:

I don't know if this is work safe or not, depending on how gay your job is.


http://img.waffleimages.com/87c77e2...173_29807_n.jpg



I really don't know who this is or why she friended me.

The outfit and the expression conspire to make me think this picture should have the subtitle "everything you ever accomplish in life will be meaningless and gone before you know it."

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club

Ricky Caldwell posted:

I really don't see a manface. Maybe my eyesight is getting bad. Or the is strong in this thread.

Yeah, I think she's really pretty

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


TommyFilth posted:

Which is unfortunate, because I think the expression she was going for was "smoldering bedroom eyes".

davidspackage posted:

The outfit and the expression conspire to make me think this picture should have the subtitle "everything you ever accomplish in life will be meaningless and gone before you know it."

Maybe it's just the way she looks?

maybe http://img.waffleimages.com/74de659...953_70415_n.jpg


I don't know. It's just weird to me that she's posting them as her profile pics. I'm glad she's proud of them though.

advanced healing
Jan 10, 2009

Roselyn Bakery is the greatest bakery.

It suggests that she wants to get railroaded very, very hard. Are you the conductor?

lappey
Apr 13, 2007

The Laughingstock Of The Internet


Ricky Caldwell posted:



He looks very much like Cutner from house. It's slightly unnerving to see him back from the dead like that.
I'm looking through my facebook friends and I guess my friends are normal.

Edit
Oh my god I spoke too soon:

I'm not sure why someone would chose to make this their profile pic.

lappey fucked around with this message at Oct 8, 2009 around 20:22

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0


i don't have any goony friends however i know quite a few girls that make their thumbnails starting at their waist to their chin, basically so show off their bodies.

ie



well, i guess she is pretty trashy

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Well done, Hopkins!


FogHelmut posted:

Maybe it's just the way she looks?

maybe http://img.waffleimages.com/74de659...953_70415_n.jpg


I don't know. It's just weird to me that she's posting them as her profile pics. I'm glad she's proud of them though.

I looked at her face, thought "welp" and then burst out laughing.


edit: she is kind of hot in a milf sort of way, it just looks like the photographer told her "look sexy!" and she said "alright... I guess."

advanced healing
Jan 10, 2009

Roselyn Bakery is the greatest bakery.

She has those stripper clear-heel shoes. She obviously wants it.

Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009



I'm not sure if any of you are friends with Arthur Kade. If you aren't, you should be. Here's his profile picture:



Here's a sample facebook update: i love when haters want to jump on the kadewagon...the art of converting them to kadeinism...thats power

Here's his website: http://www.arthurkade.com

I'm 99% certain he's just playing a part, but godamn he plays it brilliantly.

DeathBySpoon
Dec 17, 2007

I got myself a paper clip!


a medical mystery
Dec 15, 2007

You're cute!


DeathBySpoon posted:



The dark forces of the universe are my only friends!

dirigible stew
Feb 18, 2006



big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW





Edit: above is a dude.

Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009



dirigible stew posted:



Wow...what a shirt for the moment.

*ducks*

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

I'd have been really upset if no one had a hot plastic groin as their avatar.




He's actually a really cool guy, but that image always seemed a little silly to me.

Possibly http://img.waffleimages.com/4bc4fe0...3_1931041_n.jpg
She's a model I kinda knew in high school


Great guy again, but he just looks drat creepy in every Facebook picture.



I don't have weird enough friends, I guess.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


FakeHipster posted:

Wow...what a shirt for the moment.

*ducks*

Ha! I always love me some dark humor.

EyeMinUrHead
May 7, 2006


Ricky Caldwell posted:




Why does is have socks on his hands? Is that some Jedi thing I've never heard of?

thong district
Jun 28, 2006
Selling dangerous liquids to idiots since April '06

I feel nasty sharing this. Then again he would'nt have uploaded it if he didn't like it.

Bob The Ripper
Jan 20, 2004

You can run.
You can hide.
Gonna get ya.

I can smell her through the screen.

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Lenins Potato
May 8, 2008

I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND I ROUTINELY TALK TO TRANNIES
i pegged money mike

No idea why this guy thought uploading these pics was a good idea, but drat if he ain't a big slab of sexy beast.







DeeBye
Aug 24, 2003

For he goes birling down a-down the white water

dirigible stew posted:



Haha loving awesome.

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Aug 3, 2008



Ricky Caldwell posted:

YEAH LOOK AT DAT UGLY BITCH

edit: to contribute





To give you some context this guy regularly loses it on Facebook about how awful his life is and how he doesn't deserve it. He's just a big baby. It's so funny.

He has Indiana Jones "sequels" he's made. They're filmed by his Mom. If there's enough interest and someone can tell me how I'll host 'em.

Carlos Mencia?

For content:

A couch on a tree.

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