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DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.


If I had to venture a guess!!!

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psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Perry'd.


I've noticed that a surprising number of people in AROTC are catholic.

Slippery
May 16, 2004



DefenseSupportParty posted:

Why does the Air Force Academy hate pagans so much?

No more room to build a huge aluminum pagan worship structure; therefore, drive them off now and save money in the long run!

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.


Slippery posted:

No more room to build a huge aluminum pagan worship structure; therefore, drive them off now and save money in the long run!

you see this is just sound planning

commissargribb
Aug 12, 2003

The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compass and a map.


Slippery posted:

No more room to build a huge aluminum pagan worship structure; therefore, drive them off now and save money in the long run!

They can build a training facility there to help train cadets on powerpoint now.

Slippery
May 16, 2004



commissargribb posted:

They can build a training facility there to help train cadets on powerpoint now.

Y'know, people are like, HEH. POWERPOINT. But think about it...no poo poo real talk here: a good presentations can result in your folks getting ca$h when nobody else does, or a vital concern being highlighted to GOs who can actually fix it

moral of the story being: you should be a powerpoint genius, people would love you for it and you could actually help them...

Slippery
May 16, 2004



DefenseSupportParty posted:

you see this is just sound planning

And they say the AF doesn't think long term.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

SCHWÄRTZESTES HERZ
IN ALEMANIA


Slippery posted:

Y'know, people are like, HEH. POWERPOINT. But think about it...no poo poo real talk here: a good presentations can result in your folks getting ca$h when nobody else does, or a vital concern being highlighted to GOs who can actually fix it

moral of the story being: you should be a powerpoint genius, people would love you for it and you could actually help them...

yes let us train the managerial side to boil all details down to concise one-sentence headers with three bullet points and ZOINKY sounds, it sounds like a great culture to indoctrinate with

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Hagetaka posted:

yes let us train the managerial side to boil all details down to concise one-sentence headers with three bullet points and ZOINKY sounds, it sounds like a great culture to indoctrinate with

The AF doesn't use zoinky sounds

Being able to craft and deliver a concise, well-researched briefing that highlights the issues and ends with a clear recommendation is essential to any leader, whether military or civilian, officer or enlisted (although I grant you the younger enlisted dudes have better things to do!)

The AF uses powerpoint which is just as silly as any other presentation software but the fact remains that a person who can speak well, deliver info clearly and concisely, and builds a presentation that delivers the right message is the person whose needs are going to be met, usually.

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.


Slippery posted:

The AF doesn't use zoinky sounds

Being able to craft and deliver a concise, well-researched briefing that highlights the issues and ends with a clear recommendation is essential to any leader, whether military or civilian, officer or enlisted (although I grant you the younger enlisted dudes have better things to do!)

The AF uses powerpoint which is just as silly as any other presentation software but the fact remains that a person who can speak well, deliver info clearly and concisely, and builds a presentation that delivers the right message is the person whose needs are going to be met, usually.

I created a powerpoint presentation for an O-8 that was touring through our workplace. I was joking around with a coworker while I was making it. I had an animation of a nuke going off and I added a 'BOING-OING-OING' sort of sound effect and forgot to remove it.

It went through my commander so he could approve it and learn it before he gave the mission brief to this guy. Unfortunately, he had his sound on mute in his office while he was looking at it over the next couple days.

The sound wasn't muted on the computer while he was giving it for real. He wasn't pleased.

commissargribb
Aug 12, 2003

The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compass and a map.


Slippery posted:

The AF doesn't use zoinky sounds


The Air Force I was in for 6 years used zoinky sounds including a talking bomb named "explodey" or some poo poo that taught everyone about IEDs.

psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Perry'd.


commissargribb posted:

The Air Force I was in for 6 years used zoinky sounds including a talking bomb named "explodey" or some poo poo that taught everyone about IEDs.

Oh poo poo, you're prior AF? Ouch. In my experience, prior AF and navy have caught more poo poo than non-prior AROTC cadets.

Slippery
May 16, 2004



commissargribb posted:

The Air Force I was in for 6 years used zoinky sounds including a talking bomb named "explodey" or some poo poo that taught everyone about IEDs.

I guess he's (it's?) been sent to the minor leagues then, because no more of that as far as I've seen!

Although, it sounds like it worked, if you still remember...

commissargribb
Aug 12, 2003

The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compass and a map.


psydude posted:

Oh poo poo, you're prior AF? Ouch. In my experience, prior AF and navy have caught more poo poo than non-prior AROTC cadets.

Yup.

I'm pretty quick to remind non-priors who give me poo poo to tell me what junior high school they were stationed at while I was in Iraq. I don't brag about my service but I don't take poo poo either.

commissargribb fucked around with this message at Feb 8, 2010 around 14:05

psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Perry'd.


commissargribb posted:

Yup.

I'm pretty quick to remind non-priors who give me poo poo to tell me what junior high school they were stationed at while I was in Iraq. I don't brag about my service but I don't take poo poo either.

Good.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

Slippery posted:

I guess he's (it's?) been sent to the minor leagues then, because no more of that as far as I've seen!

Although, it sounds like it worked, if you still remember...

I had to do that CBT last year pre-deployment. It was on ADLS.

AR5
Mar 22, 2006


Just got my Armor OBC date... 26NOV2010. Any goons going to be playing in my tank with me?

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse


How much time a week do y'all spend in ROTC? I'm going in to talk to the UC Berkeley detachment captain this week, but I'm starting to get antsy about the time commitment. Cal wants me to take 12 units and teach a class...

psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Perry'd.


BlueBayou posted:

How much time a week do y'all spend in ROTC? I'm going in to talk to the UC Berkeley detachment captain this week, but I'm starting to get antsy about the time commitment. Cal wants me to take 12 units and teach a class...

Maybe about 8 hours per week between class, PT, and the random planning/leadership functions that come with being an upperclassman in ROTC. I still manage to take 5 and a quarter units (5 classes), go to the gym 5 nights a week, work 18 hours, get all of my work done, and have fun in spite of it, so you should be fine.

psydude fucked around with this message at Feb 9, 2010 around 04:29

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Godholio posted:

I had to do that CBT last year pre-deployment. It was on ADLS.

OH yeah I see what you mean, CBTs don't count though

No I mean, in the sense of "presentations with stupid effects" I meant like, power point slides at a meeting. CBTs on ADLS have all sorts of goofy poo poo and annoyances.

old dog child
May 21, 2008

are perry'd jokes still funny or did I just waste 10 bucks?

BlueBayou posted:

How much time a week do y'all spend in ROTC? I'm going in to talk to the UC Berkeley detachment captain this week, but I'm starting to get antsy about the time commitment. Cal wants me to take 12 units and teach a class...

If you're not a science major, you should be okay.

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse


old dog child posted:

If you're not a science major, you should be okay.

Biostatistics.....

old dog child
May 21, 2008

are perry'd jokes still funny or did I just waste 10 bucks?

BlueBayou posted:

Biostatistics.....

I don't go to Cal, but I have a few friends who do so I understand how it is over there. You'll have to really think about this because ROTC will either become another burden or make you go HOOOAH RAAAR and want to do better in everything ever (which, incidentally, happened to a friend of mine).

I have no experience with ROTC, but I'm currently training for PLC (summer only). I am also a geology major (who also juggles other extracurricular activities). It is a commitment that will take time away from your study groups, review sessions, and other gay library poo poo you assholes do at Cal. If you think you can juggle another extracurricular, then go for it.

This is just my opinion so take it with a grain of salt!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS
Feb 15, 2005

Puttin' on the Reich


AR5 posted:

Just got my Armor OBC date... 26NOV2010. Any goons going to be playing in my tank with me?

Enjoy alternating between being hungover in class and waiting for the herc to come because you sunk your abrams.

AFStealth
Jun 24, 2006

Shut up baby, I know it

BlueBayou posted:

Biostatistics.....

Still planning on AFROTC right? Then 5 hours a week as an underclassman. This includes PT and Lab.

TheOtherGypsy
Apr 5, 2004


BlueBayou posted:

How much time a week do y'all spend in ROTC?

In AFROTC, the underclassman have a maximum of 5 hours a week and the upperclassman have a max of 6.

These hours are the most that you are required to be in training per regulations. If you want to excel, you'll need to put a few more hours in for studying and working out.

Also, if you're an upperclassman, you'll probably have a job within the wing/battalion/whatever. That will definitely take up a lot of time depending on the job. I'm my detachment's Cadet Wing Commander and I put in at least 15 hours a week.

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003



AR5 posted:

Just got my Armor OBC date... 26NOV2010. Any goons going to be playing in my tank with me?

I went over the winter as well. Enjoy the fact that a broken heater does not deadline a tank. In fact I don't recall ever having a working heater on any tank I was assigned.

Also, don't even think of trying to drive drunk on 31W on the way back from Louisville.

All kidding aside, you should have a great time.

commissargribb
Aug 12, 2003

The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compass and a map.


Slippery posted:

OH yeah I see what you mean, CBTs don't count though

No I mean, in the sense of "presentations with stupid effects" I meant like, power point slides at a meeting. CBTs on ADLS have all sorts of goofy poo poo and annoyances.

how many power point presentations end with "QUESTIONS?" and that one clipart of the black stick figure scratching his head?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

commissargribb posted:

how many power point presentations end with "QUESTIONS?" and that one clipart of the black stick figure scratching his head?

We put cool pictures in our questions slide.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW







Godholio posted:

We put cool pictures in our questions slide.
I put goatse man on my QUESTIONS? slides.

Slippery
May 16, 2004



commissargribb posted:

how many power point presentations end with "QUESTIONS?" and that one clipart of the black stick figure scratching his head?

Not ones that go to O-6s or above, unless there are pilots involved.

That said, I know the exact little dude you mean, usually when someone like the Family Support Center or Public Affairs or someone makes a slide show, there he is!

Slippery
May 16, 2004



grover posted:

I put goatse man on my QUESTIONS? slides.

Goatse man is not a question...he is an answer.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS
Feb 15, 2005

Puttin' on the Reich


Itchy_Grundle posted:

I went over the winter as well. Enjoy the fact that a broken heater does not deadline a tank. In fact I don't recall ever having a working heater on any tank I was assigned.

Also, don't even think of trying to drive drunk on 31W on the way back from Louisville.

All kidding aside, you should have a great time.

We could never figure out if it was the sleep deprivation or if fumes from the heater got us high. Weren't morning missions in gauntlet the pits? Nothing like falling asleep and waking up to the TC yelling at you over the intercom.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW







Slippery posted:

Goatse man is not a question...he is an answer.
Ah, right, proverbial (and literal) back-up slide!

Slippery
May 16, 2004



grover posted:

Ah, right, proverbial (and literal) back-up slide!

Stash it right in the middle ... gives new meaning to the term "hidden slide"

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.


I want to make this clear gentlemen. I have yet to meet an academy grad who isn't an absolute douche. Be kind to your airmen and we wont firebomb your house.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

DefenseSupportParty posted:

I want to make this clear gentlemen. I have yet to meet an academy grad who isn't an absolute douche. Be kind to your airmen and we wont firebomb your house.

Let's be honest...those airman are too lazy to do anything until they get too drunk to do anything.

Slippery
May 16, 2004



DefenseSupportParty posted:

I want to make this clear gentlemen. I have yet to meet an academy grad who isn't an absolute douche. Be kind to your airmen and we wont firebomb your house.

When you say "meet" do you mean like, have an actual conversation (or multiple conversations on a recurring basis) with, or do you mean like you ran into some dude who yelled at you for not saluting you quickly enough?

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.


Godholio posted:

Let's be honest...those airman are too lazy to do anything until they get too drunk to do anything.

Some of us are drunk all of the time and get poo poo done.

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psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Perry'd.


DefenseSupportParty posted:

Some of us are drunk all of the time and get poo poo done.

420 Detect nuclear explosions e'ryday.

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